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Blaine has had a bad day, the trains were delayed so he was late to rehearsal this morning, the leading actress had a diva meltdown mid-morning about god knows what and refused to come back after lunch till 3, which meant the day had over run by hour, then the trains home was delayed again.
Blaine was so glad to be home, to his husband and their leading lady of their own, Tracy, she is 3 now but he still broke in the biggest grin when he got to wax lyrical about their beautiful girl, and he still couldn’t quite believe that him and Kurt were fathers!
He dropped his keys in bowl by the front door and put his coat and bag in the closet, “Honey I’m home”
“I’m in kitchen ” Kurt replied
Blaine walking in the kitchen behind his love who was stirring a pot on the stove, wrap his arm around his waist and place kiss in to his neck.
“You’re late B”
“I know, I’m sorry, Claire throw a massive diva fit before lunch, I swear she makes Rachel look like pussy cat most days, then there was trouble with the trains”
“No worries, At least you had years of practice dealing with self-centred divas trying to pull focus from you” Kurt laughed turning around to face his partner.
“You are not wrong there between Rachel, Santana, Seb and you, I’ve think I’ve dealt with all types of Diva meltdowns by now” Blaine joked then pulling Kurt in for a loving kiss.
“Ok that might work on me, but try that method of dealing divas with anyone else Mr Anderson–Hummel then you will find yourself on the sharp end of my sai swords”
Blaine pulled back and throw his hand in surrender, “That method is saved for only you and you know that my love, cross my heart”
“Good” smiled Kurt leaning forward to give his curly hair love another kiss.
The heated kiss continued for 30 seconds before little girl’s giggles from the playroom down the hallway remind the boys that they were not alone.
“Raincheck till later” said Kurt
“Definitely” said Blaine “how is our little leading lady?”
“Tracy has a good day, she is currently playing with her 2 favourite uncles, why don’t you go and check on them?”
Blaine walked down the hallway to the playroom, he looked into the door, to see Tracy sitting in the middle of the room with most of her Disney dolls and action figures set up around her, Like fashion, toys have no gender. Sam Evans and the badass Noah Puckerman both with feather boas around their shoulders on the floor with her. Sam was holding Wolverine, Tracy had the pink power ranger in her hand and Puck was holding the winter solider figure and humming the wedding march.
Blaine couldn’t help but smile at seeing these 2 jocks playing dolls with their little girl. Kurt came behind wrapping his arms around him. “Today is the big day, Tracy the pink power ranger is marry Wolverine in big society wedding” Kurt informs Blaine
“So our little girl big crush on Sam is still going strong then?”
“Totally” Kurt point to area towards the back of service that Tracy had set up when Princess Tiana was sitting off to one side with goth Monster high doll, Li Shang doll and black power ranger all crowding her. “that why Tina, Mike and David try to comfort Mercedes as Sam gets married to Tracy”
“So who is who with the rest of guests then?” asked Blaine
Kurt point to the front row of guests, where Captain America is sitting next to Snow White “that Finn and Rachel, behind them is Santana, Britt and Quinn” pointing to Black widow, Princess Aurora, and career Barbie, “and Professor X is Artie.”
Kurt then pointed at the other side of aisle, where all the rest of the power rangers from different teams were sitting, “that Wes, Nick, Jeff, Trent, Thad, and rest of the Warblers but I’m not sure who is who”
“That would explain why Timon is sitting with them” Blaine laughed “Did you have a hand in that seat arrangement my love?”
“I couldn’t possibly comment” giggled Kurt, well it not his fault that Sebastian gift to the newborn was soft toy of a certain character from the Lion King, while Kurt would still never chose to hang out one to one with Seb but they were all friends now and the 2 of them enjoyed a little hearted verbal sparring match which each other from time to time.
“Who is the officiant?” Asked Blaine looking at the multicolour glittery troll doll with amazing swept up hair who was standing in front of the happy doll couple
“that the Reverend Starchild, who else could it be?” answered Kurt
“Of course, it is the wedding of the year after all” smiled Blaine “why does it look like Prince Charming has been thrown out?” he noticed at the prince doll that was lying strangely against the wall with Black Panther figure standing guard over him.
“that cos he was! Prince Jessie turned up as Snow White’s plus one, Bucky said that Snow White was and will always be Captain America gal, So Noah throw him out and Jake is make sure he doesn’t start any trouble, its like junior prom all over again”
“After all these years Puck still doesn’t like Jessie much does he” pondered Blaine
Just as Kurt was about to reply, Tracy looked up and noticed her daddies at the door, “Come play with us Daddy and Papa”
Tracy held up Prince Phillip doll to Kurt “Papa this is you, Daddy this is you” then held up Prince Eric doll just as Sam held up Cyclops figure to Blaine “cool glad you are now here you can be by my best man” said Sam, Blaine went to take action figure from Sam, but Tracy looked up her daddy with her big eyes and started to pout.
“But Daddy I want you to give the Pink power ranger away”
While technically they didn’t know which one was the biological father to Tracy but with her dark brown ringlets and big puppy dog eyes, it wasn’t hard to guess which one of them had the faster swimmers in the test tube and reach had Quinn’s egg first.
“Sorry Sam, Blaine is here as father of bride” Kurt said passing his husband Prince Eric, “and you always be my Prince, B” Kurt whispered in Blaine ear before kissing him on the cheek.
Blaine smiled back at the love his life, “and you will always be my king, Kurt.” taking the 2 prince dolls and making them kiss too.