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Now you may be wondering: Yuki, what’s this?!

ITS A FANDOMRONPA!

Yep you heard that right! 18 people are in a killing game with no knowledge on who eachother are other than their names and ultimates!

But what if I mixed it up a bit? 18 people in a killing game who only know eachother’s name BUT DON’T HAVE THEIR TRUE ULTIMATE?!

Yep you heard that! It’s a talent swap!

Here are the original ultimates! (Organised in duos!)

Lamb: Ultimate Cult Leader

Narinder/The One Who Waits: Ultimate Former God

Bive: Ultimate Detective

Split: Ultimate TV Show Host

Airy: Ultimate Host

Liam: Ultimate Clue Solver

Monokuma: Ultimate Killing Game Host

Kokichi Oma: Ultimate Supreme Leader

F: Ultimate Vengeance Seeker

N: Ultimate Hero

Bob: Ultimate Rapper

SMG1: Ultimate Meme Guardian

Maky (Oc 1, also yes I’m including my ocs): Ultimate Boxer

Jerial (Oc 2): Ultimate Runaway

Peppino: Ultimate Pizza Chef

The Noise: Ultimate Troublemaker

Kinito: Ultimate ??? (Ultimate Computer Virus)

Sam: Ultimate Assistant

Now… Let the game BEGIN!

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“Ugh…. My fucking head….” They look around in an angered daze, trying to figure out where they were.

It seems like a 5-star luxury cruise.. “Oh, finally I get some fucking respect! People don’t even fucking care that I have fucking feelings too since.. that.” They walked up to a large bottle of wine they noticed.

“Mh…. Should I drink this shit? Meh, not like anyone will care.” They opened the bottle of red wine, they didn’t even grab a glass as they downed the whole bottle, not noticing the paper on the desk, or the tablet laying next to it, or even the environment.

They finished the bottle, but then noticed the paper. “What is this shit?” They picked it up. “Ultimate Rapper? The fuck? I thought I quit that” I think the first course of action is to remember my name. Ah right! Lambert.

Lambert put the paper in the pocket of their shorts and grabbed the tablet. It opened immediately with apps like: Profile, Mono File, Music, Rules and a Map.
But just then… the door opened..

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”LAMBERT!”

Multiple vine booms played as Lambert was startled into falling onto the floor. In confusion, Lambert Lambowski (A/N: YES NAMES AREN’T SAFE FROM THE SWAP!!!) looked at the cause of them falling. A black haired person with three eyes (A/N: one is light cyan, one is neon purple and one is dark red) stared at them, their hat was what stood out for them. (A/N: imagine SMG1’s hat but instead of a 1 there is a N.) “N?” Lambert finally said. “God damn it you’ve been drinking again haven’t you.” Super Meme Guardian Narinder or SMGN for short, sighed. He knew that Lambert got up to this if they could, I mean it was a sort of unhealthy coping mechanism from the Rapper Lamb Arc. (A/N: Timelines are different in the talent swap universe.)

“The fuck why did you shout then?” Lambert and SMGN were walking towards what SMGN described as a sort of “Main Hall.” They both took a slight detour through the kitchen, but that would be the worst mistake they’d ever make.

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“KYAHAHAHA! YOU REALLY THINK THAT MY CONTESTANTS LIKED MY SHOW?! I did it for the despair not for them to enjoy!” A masked adult cackled.
What was strange was that half of their entire body was almost scared. Their outfit almost looked fancy.

“well I hosted a show, it was called one. but I don’t think they liked it.” The almost half and half man said.

Now this man was different, his clothes were almost ragged like a survivor of an air plane crash made it. They were just… eating a block of raw ramen.
Now Lambert wasn’t one to question eating habits, I mean SMGN and SMGL eats garbage for goodness sake! (A/N: smg1 and smg2 wiki page, look at the likes section.)

But that’s a whole ass raw ramen block.

“Uhm… Who are you both and what are your ultimates?” Lambert questioned. “i just call myself monokuma and I suppose my ultimate is the ultimate host.” Monokuma said with ramen in his mouth. “Why how do you not know me?! I’m The Noise! The Ultimate Killing Game Host! KYAHAH-“ The Noise was cut off by a loud CRUNCH, possibly from Monokuma’s raw ramen block.

“Um.. okay. I’m Lambert Lambowski, Ultimate Rapper. This is SMGN, Ultimate.. wait what’s your ultimate again?” Lambert said.

“Ultimate Meme Guardian.” SMGN answered.

The duo, now turned squad, decided to leave the kitchen and head for the main hall. They didn’t know they’d bump into someone.

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Lambert was talking to SMGN when all of a sudden a person ran into Lambert.

Everyone suddenly screamed, except Monokuma who just practically screamed in lowercase.

“WHAT.THE.FUCK?!” Lambert stood up. A black haired person was on the floor, they immediately got up and looked around before grabbing Lambert by the edges of the v shaped cut in their cloak.

“HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING DIZZY? DISORIENTED? CONTROLLED?!” The person was practically shouting. “No the fuck?” Lambert groaned. The person released Lambert.

”THE CLOWN MILITARY KIDNAPPED US. PUT WINE IN OUR ROOMS PRACTICALLY FILLED WITH NANO-BOTS.” The person said. “Calm down, could we know who you are and your ultimate?” SMGN asked. “WHUH. NO! SPIES!” The person ran past them, a paper dropping out their detective’s cloak. “Do you think they were feeling despair?” Noise asked. Lambert picked up the paper.

“Francis “F” Forest, Ultimate Detective.” Lambert read out. There was also a small extra piece too. “P.S: may be ultimate paranoid person based on how paranoid they are. That explains their rudeness when we asked for their name and ultimate.” Lambert added.

They finally reach the main hall, where most people were, minus Francis for obvious reasons. They went to the closest duo first.

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The squad finally reach the duo, only to notice that one scampered off snickering. Confused, They all just talked with the other, who they learned was Airy the Ultimate Pizza Chef.

Chaos in

3…

2..

1.

0

“Hey Italian Man!” A green haired man, presumably his teammate shouted to Airy. “What do you-a want-“ He turned around only to receive a pie in the face.

“OH, VUOI COMBATTERE? LOTTIAMO ALLORA!” Airy approached his teammate, then they both broke into a cartoony like fight, smoke ball and all!
“OH I GOTTA FUCKIN WATCH THIS.” Lambert sat, bouncing while sitting to resist the urge to join in the fight. The Noise watched too, hoping that the loser felt despair.

Monokuma just sat and continued to eat the raw as fuck ramen block. seriously how many ramen blocks did he have?!

SMGN was disturbed by the fight breaking out in-front of him. Airy, a presumably chill yet always stressed man, was fighting someone who was like HALF HIS HEIGHT! (A/N: He got The Noise’s height, not just his talent XD) He managed to break up the fight much to Noise and Lambert’s surprise.

Later, Lambert decided to talk to the perpetrator of the prank that started the fight.

”Hey.” The green haired man was sat down, smoking what looked like a vape. “Hey, what’s-“ “My name and ultimate? Liam Pleccak, Ultimate Troublemaker.” Liam interrupted Lambert. He sniggered slightly. Lambert didn’t understand why until they felt water fall on them.

“…

OH YOU CUNT-“

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SMGN decides to just leave the fighting duo alone, only to spot a duo having fun! One was a red haired girl with mixed skin wearing clothes that were almost 2000s movie nerdish, a light pink mask and she had an axolotl tail with gills too she was by a speaker. The other was a dark skinned person with blonde hair and orange bangs (A/N: They are originally light cyan.) They had purple-ish eyes and wore 2000s athletic clothes. They also had alien antennas and neon green patches on their skin, contrasting the other person’s darker green patches.

”Hello?” SMGN said.

“Hai!!! ^U^” The person spoke up. “My name is Jerial!! What’s yours? =D” Jerial smiled. “Uhm. SMGN.” He answered. “Woa!! That’s a cool name!! •O•” Jerial said astonished. “I’m Maky.” Maky spoke up after adjusting the volume of the speaker.

“If you want our Ultimates, she’s the Ultimate Assistant and I don’t know my ultimate, so I’m technically ultimate-less.” Maky had answered SMGN’s question before he even asked it.

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I might re-write this. But I don’t know just yet.

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Yeah, this is getting re-written.

Some of these fandoms i'm not in or are no longer in and i'm no longer interested in making crystalia reign

so...

yeah

see you in the re-write ig