Chapter Text
~Chapter 1~
-Naruto's POV-
The sound of the bell woke Naruto up. He looked at the clock and realized it's lunch. He streched, yawned and cracked his knucles.
"You finally awake, sleeping beauty?" His deskmake and best friend, Sasuke, whispered into his ear. Naruto blushed a little. He might have a teeny-tiny crush on him, but he's happy by just staying by his side.
"No~ I wanna sleep some more." Naruto said, his voice sounded a little sleepy.
"Wakey wakey~" Kida yelled.
"Quite down you loud fuck!" Naruto responded, irritated. All his peace vanished.
"Hah! You're calling me loud? You're literally the loudest one here!"
"Oh really paw patrol?"
"Paw patrol??" Kida said confused, "Did you ju- What the fuck?"
"These dumbasses" Shikamaru said as Naruto and Kiba bickered. Meanwhile Sai pulled out his sketchbook and started to draw the two of them fighting.
"Why are you drawing them?" Suigetsu asked.
"For educational purposes." Sai replied.
"Right..." Suigetsu said sarcastically. Sasuke sighed.
"How long are you guys going to fight? Lunch will get over at this point."
"Fine," Naruto said, getting up, "let's go."
~Time skip to cafeteria~
The six of them sat together at the cafeteria, eating and minding their own businesses when the football team players came. There was this one guy in particular, his name was Nendo (A/N: Can't think of a better name lmao) and he was so fucking annoying. He pushed Naruto, who was sitting next to Sasuke, and sat there.
"Hey-" Naruto started but he was cut off by Nendo.
"I can sit wherever the fuck I want, you pussy. It was your fault that you got pushed" (A/N: what kind of logic is this honestly). Naruto was going to say something but Sasuke got to it first.
"Apologize." Naruto blushed a little. Sasuke was standing up for him! But it wasn't the time to be celebrating, things might start to escelate.
"Hah! Naruto, you should be grateful that you have such a caring boyfirend like Sasuke! But you should refrain from being so close in public, or else your reputation will go down the drain." Nendo teased.
"And what about it? What does me having a good boyfriend got to do with you? Sounds like jealousy to me." Naruto said smirking. The cafeteria was in chaos, many people were 'OHH'-ing, some whispering and some laughing. Sasuke chuckled. He was proud of Naruto. It had been a while since Naruto made a sassy or feirsty comeback.
"I won't forget this, Naruto!" Nendo walked away with his cheeks red, his dumb lackeys behind him.
"Looking at his face, maybe he his is jealous." Shikamaru said. Sasuke gagged. Suigetsu snickered.
"But hey it's been a while since Naruto did anything...like you, mischievious.." Kida said, "Is something up?"
"Huh? Nope, everything is fine." He lied. He could barely pay the bill this month and he needs more money but he doesn't want to ask for help from his godfather. Speaking about him, he hasn't seen that old perv in two months which concerned him.
Shikamaru side-eyed Naruto but he ignored it.
"Lunch is almost over, we should head back to class." Suigetsu said. The gang got up and left for class.
~The next day~
"Omg girl did you hear?" Random kid in the hallway #1 said.
"No girl I didn't, spill!" Random kid in the hallway #2 said.
"Sasuke is dating someone, again!"
"Omg who is it this time?"
"Huh?" Naruto yelped. He's dating someone again? he thought. Naruto felt sad and annoyed, like how many girls is Sasuke going to date?
After he entered the class, we saw Sasuke sitting and smilling at his phone. Naruto's heart sinked, he wanted to run away but his legs moved forward. He took a deep breathe and said, "Hey"
"Oh, hey" Sasuke replied as he got up from is place so that Naruto can go inside. "You're a little late today"
"Oh, I overslept." Naruto couldn't say that he was taking an extra shift so he came home late.
"I see." Sasuke was still looking at his phone. Naruto sighed. He tried to sneak a look of Sasuke's phone but couldn't.
"Watcha doing?" He asked, curious.
"Nothing," Sasuke replied, "just texting."
"Another girlfriend?" Naruto asked jokingly.
"Yep." Sasuke said casually. Naruto's heart officially broke. This happenes everytime when Sasuke dates a girl. Naruto hates it so much, but he always kept it in, staying by his side was enough, but it still hurt like shit.
hiding his emotions and feelings from someone is Naruto's speciality. He put on a smile and asked, "Damn, who's the lucky girl."
"Do you Akko from class 2-C?" The drop-dead gorgous girl with hip-length straight black hair, an hourglass figure and pale skin that every guy has a crush on? Yes. Now that Naruto thought about it, it was about time they started dating.
"Dude, you hit the jackpot. Congrats." Naruto said half-heartedly.
"Hn."
~Time skip to lunch~
Naruto got up as soon as the bell rang. Kiba and Shikamaru made their way to Naruto's place.
"Looks like someone's excited for lunch huh?" Kiba said.
"Sorry I can't accomany you guys for lunch today, I have plans with someone else today." Naruto announced. Sasuke side-eyed him.
"And who might that be?" Sasuke asked, he couldn't imagine Naruto hanging out with someone else other than the gang.
"Ooooh, a girlfriend perhaps?" Suigetsu, who had overheard the conversation, asked.
"Something like that I guess?" Naruto said, it wasn't a girlfriend, it was a girl friend. Naruto called all his female friends girl friend. Everyone gasped.
"Ayo, Naruto has bitches??" Kiba asked surprised. Naruto scoffed. He didn't like it when people refered to girls as 'bitches' or 'chicks'. They're human, not birds or animals, and they shouldn't be refered to like that.
"So, you really have a girlfriend?" Sasuke asked. His mind couldn't accept the fact that Naruto was dating someone. He should be happy that his friend finally found someone, but why did his heart sink?
"No, she's my girl friend." Naruto said.
"What's the difference?"
"The space between girl and friend, that's called the friendzone. Anyway, I'll see you after lunch, bye." Everyone stood there, watching Naruto go.
"Naruto hangs out with girls?" Sasuke asked surprised.
"Yeah, he's pretty popular among girls actually." Kiba responded.
~Time skip to Naruto reaching class 2-C~
"Hello," Naruto asked politely to the girl standing next to the door, "Is Ino there in class?" The girl blushed a little.
"O-oh, yes. She's here. Ino-san! Someone's her to see you!"
"Thank you" Naruto said, the girl blushed even harder. Ino had come over by then. Naruto pulled her out of the class.
"Naruto what-" Ino got cut off by Naruto.
"Ino code red! This an emregancy!"
"What happened??"
"Sasuke is dating someone!"
"Again?" Ino sighed. She was the only person who knew about Naruto's crush(and is proud about the fact) and ever since then he's been nagging about his one-sided crush. He always ends up breaking his heart everytime Sasuke gets a new girlfriend.
"Yes. So this time I've decided to do something about it."
"Like tell him how you feel and start dating him?" Ino asked excited.
"No, like ignoring him for a while and stop having feelings for him!"
"Oh god, can you really do that?"
"Ofcourse I can!"
"You guys are in the same class and you sit together with him."
"That's why I need your help!" Naruto maked cute puppy eyes. Ino sighed.
"Fine."
"Yes!" Naruto said "What could possiblily go wrong?"
Everything went wrong...