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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Odette: Um, Clara, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Clara: We need money!
Odette: You're scamming him?
Clara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Odette: What?! No way!
Clara: Why not? We already stole Vaggie!
Vaggie: Hey guys
Odette: No, we didn't. Vaggie can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Vaggie: I wanna steal
Odette: I trust Clara.
Vaggie: You think they know what they're doing?
Odette: I wouldn't go that far.
Clara: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Odette: *turning to Vaggie* How tall are you?
Clara: I told Odette their ears flush when they lie.
Vaggie: Why?
Clara: Look.
Clara: Hey Odette! Do you love us?
Odette, covering their ears: No.
Vaggie:
Clara, texting Odette: Odette! Help I’m being kidnapped
Vaggie: Where are you?
Clara: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Odette: I’ll call Vaggie.
Vaggie, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Odette: Where’s Clara? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Vaggie: Clara? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Vaggie:
Vaggie: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Vaggie: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Clara: WHO ARE YOU?!
Clara: Odette and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Vaggie: *Sighing* What did Odette do?
Clara: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Odette: Who wants a steering wheel?
Clara: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Odette: The car takes a screenshot.
Vaggie: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Clara: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Odette: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Clara: Yes!
Vaggie: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Clara, to Odette: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Odette, motioning to themself and Vaggie: No no no no no, TWO idiots!