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[Jeonghan created a group chat]
[Jeonghan added Minghao and 6 others]
[Jeonghan changed the group chat name to : insociable asses]
Minghao
What ?
Jeonghan
I decided y'all needed more friends so I made a big gc !!
Minghao
No.
Jeonghan
Please ?
Minghao
Ok...
Junhui
Oh a new gc !
Can I add my roommates and his friends ? They're pretty cool !
Jeonghan
Sure baby !
This GC is to make friends so feel free to add anyone !
Minghao
This is gonna bring sm chaos...
[Junhui added Sooyoung and 4 others]
Sooyoung
WHAT'S THAT ??
NEW GC ???
Jeonghan
Omg he's so cute!
Junhui
Hi Sooyoung :)
Jeonghan created a gc for all of us to make more friends so I thought I'd add you guys :)
Joshua
he's so precious
soon I love your roommate can I steal him ?
Sooyoung
NO
MINE
BACK OFF !!
Wonwoo
No offense but, who are you all ?
I know like 3 people.
Woozi
Same, but full offense. Who tf are y'all ?
Jeonghan
Oh is it time for introductions already ??
Woozi
Wasn't what I meant. I wanna leave.
Soonyoung
PLS DON'T
IT'LL BE FUN I SWEAR !!
Woozi
...
Why don't "Jeonghan" goes first for intros. Since they created this train wreck.
Jeonghan
Sure ! Most of the people here know me already tho !
But for those who don't : Hi hi ! I'm Jeonghan !
I'm 22
Also I'm genderfluid so my pronouns may change! Rn she and they are fine !
Also also I'm studying law
Joshua
law? wow, they smart, I like it!
Jeonghan
I like you already !
Joshua
thnx! I'm Joshua btw. 22 too, studying lit. pronouns are he/him and my boyfriend is @cheol ! it's nice to meet you all!
Vernon
wow another lit student that's lit (see what I did there?)!
Minghao
I did and I wish I could unsee.
Joshua
you're a lit student too ?
Vernon
yea ! I'm 19 tho so ig that's why we never saw e/o !
name's Hansol, but you can call me Vernon ig, that's what most ppl call me!
pronouns are he/him too?
Soonyoung
ME NEXT ME NEXT!
HI I'M SOOYOUNG
MOST PPL CALL ME HOSHI THO
THAT'S MY STAGE NAME
I'M 21
I MAJOR IN DANCE
PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM IG BUT IDRC
@Jun IS MY ROOMMATE!!
Woozi
(if one of you comment on the caps, I will end you.)
Joshua
(he will. he isn't joking. and so will I.)
DK
IDK YOU SOON BUT OMG YOU SEEM SO COOL
CAN WE BE FRIEND PLS
Soonyoung
OMG YES
IDK YOUR NAME BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW !
DK
I'm Seokmin best friend (and everyone else)!!
He/they, and studying vocal performance!!!
I'm 20 btw !!
Soonyoung
YOUR NAME IS SO CUTE BSF!!
Junhui
Omg I see the vision. Why didn't I introduce you two sooner ?
DK
DW YOU'RE STILL MY SIDE CHICK JUN ILY
Junhui
Ahah.
Also I guess it's my turn for intros?
I'm Junhui, but please call me Jun. 21 and I'm an acting major. (I use he/him pronouns btw). :)
Seungcheol
I see you writing love and no we are not adopting him...
Joshua
:(
Seungcheol
Also, hi. I just caught up with the chat. You lot talk a bunch.
I'm Seungcheol (he/him). I'm the same age as Joshua (my boyfriend) and I study business.
Jeonghan
Ah so I understand why he said he liked smart !
Chan
There's so many ppl in this chat wow. I'll read what I've missed later but I heard we're doing intros !
I'm Chan!! I'm 18 and I study dance.
Oh and I use he/him pronouns
Soonyoung
OMG CHAN YOU'RE IN HERE
Chan
Oh hi hyung ! Yes Jeonghan added me earlier but I just looked at my phone now! Didn't know you were here too !
Jeonghan
You know e/o ?
Soonyoung
WE'RE IN THE SAME DANCE CREW !!
Vernon
o you're that Hoshi then ! Chan is always saying you're cool and shit ! glad to meet you man !
Soonyoung
HE DOES ??!
OMG CHAN
ILYYYY
Chan
<3
Jeonghan
That's adorable!
Seungkwan
okay I was lurking before but now I want to do intros it's my time!
Seungkwan (the one and only!) he/him pronouns and a theater major ! also I'm 19
Woozi
Well I have to leave soon so ig I'll do intros first (Soon forced me).
I'm Jihoon, Woozi is just my producer name. 21, he/him, music production major.
Soonyoung
HI JI
BYE JI
LY !!
Minghao
I like his style.
Minghao. Or Hao. Idc. 20. They/them. Fashion.
Wonwoo
wow I did not expect to have other NB ppls in this chat (except Jeonghan). can we be friends ?
(I'm Wonwoo, I'm 21, I use they/it pronouns, and I study business)
Minghao
Was gonna go but I saw your message. You seem chill, we're friends now.
Later losers (& Wonwoo)
Mingyu
They're so meaaaan!
But ig I'm last ?? Damn! was too focused on everyone introducing themselves I didn't even realise! 😅
i'm Mingyu and I study fashion with Hao! I'm 20 and I use he/him pronouns
Jeonghan
So that's everyone ??
Longer than I expected but I'm not mad about it!
It's so nice having all of you here omg!
I'm a genius!