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‘new chat’
—5:36 PM, September 14th
*SpokeIsHere has added AshSwag, Clownpierce, ItzSubz, MinuteTech, PrinceZam, Reddoons, and Squiddo to the chat.
*SpokeIsHere has named the chat ‘#1 sicology gang’.
SpokeIsHere: heyyyyyy guys so i didnt mean to take sicology as an elective but now im in the class and i know im going to bomb it like hell
SpokeIsHere: but u guys are all in the class too!!! so!!!
SpokeIsHere: hello please help me not fail i need this credit most of you are smart
Squiddo: Most of us???? ಠ︵ಠ
AshSwag: NOOOOOO SHOTTTTT
AshSwag: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AshSwag: THERE IS NO WAY
AshSwag: SPOKE???? CAN U SPELL???
Reddoons: oh my god the chat name
Reddoons: bro said sicology
SpokeIsHere: KILL YOURSELFS
PrinceZam: WOAHHHHH WHO SAID THAT
SpokeIsHere: ??? me
PrinceZam: also thats crazy, spoke i also accidentally signed up for this course and dont know the first thing about psych
SpokeIsHere: bro what the FUCK is psych
MinuteTech: ????? The class we’re taking?
Squiddo: Is this on purpose behaviour
Squiddo: There's no way
SpokeIsHere: GYS I NEED HELP WITH THE CLASS HELP ME WITH THE CLASS
PrinceZam: DUDE WE’RE 4 DAYS INTO CLASSES WE DONT HAVE HOMEWORK YET
PrinceZam: WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ALREADY? THE ICEBREAKERS WE DID???
Reddoons: dw spoke just say “I'm spoke, im 17, and i never fucking learned how to read”
AshSwag: bad joke, cringe reference, vine’s been dead for years, grow up, didn't laugh
Reddoons: damn ok
Squiddo: total lie i heard you laugh from your room ash
AshSwag: die
Squiddo: :3
SpokeIsHere: LOLLLLL
PrinceZam: guyssssss wheres clown and subz
PrinceZam: theyre the actually smart ones in the gc where they at
PrinceZam: and minute
MinuteTech: real and based
AshSwag: CRINGE
PrinceZam: what am i saying subz never looks at his phone
Reddoons: wanna see a party trick
PrinceZam: no im looking for clown
SpokeIsHere: bitch looking where this is a groupchat
Reddoons: i SAID
Reddoons: wanna see a party trick
AshSwag: no
Squiddo: yes
MinuteTech: sure
Reddoons: so i have spanish class with Branzy right
Reddoons: you'll never guess what this guy does in his spare time
Clownpierce: What
PrinceZam: HELLLLP THATS CRAZY
Squiddo: AJSBAKSBSKBAJWSBKA
AshSwag: thats so embarrassing for clown man omg
SpokeIsHere: hi clown
Clownpierce: Hey
Clownpierce: You were saying Red?
Reddoons: nothing i just felt like making shit up
Clownpierce: Fuck you
SpokeIsHere: hey clown this is a groupchat of all the people we’re friends with in our sicology class
SpokeIsHere: homework help and group projects and stuff
Reddoons: and really impressive party tricks
Clownpierce: Our what class?
SpokeIsHere: sickology
Squiddo: he spelt it different that time
Clownpierce: So, are you guys not telling him or can I change the groupchat name
PrinceZam: PLEASE keep it for comedic purposes
Clownpierce: Lol okay
Clownpierce: I'm sure this gc will be very useful once we actually have homework
MinuteTech: Yeah SPOKE
SpokeIsHere: who pissed in your cereal today goddamn
AshSwag: spoke it was you you live with him
SpokeIsHere: no it was not i would remember that
SpokeIsHere: unless i been pissin in my sleep
PrinceZam: ew???
PrinceZam: also wait what? spoke you and minute live together?
Reddoons: bruh
MinuteTech: Zam we've been friends for how long?
PrinceZam: 3 and half years
MinuteTech: and you and Spoke have known eachother since..?
PrinceZam: erm. elementary idk
SpokeIsHere: bro thats my twin
PrinceZam: WHAT
MinuteTech: You've been to our house?? I've been in my room while you and Spoke hang out? Spoke has been in HIS room while WE hangout?
Squiddo: zam did you think you were going to 2 different houses?
PrinceZam: perchnace.
Reddoons: bro said perchnace
AshSwag: u can't just say perchnace
PrinceZam: wait no way you guys are actually twins. no way i didn't know that.
MinuteTech: i wish i ate him in the womb
SpokeIsHere: Zam we look the SAME
AshSwag: no you do NOT
Reddoons: incredibly loud incorrect buzzer
Squiddo: EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHRRR
Reddoons: thanks squiddo
Squiddo: Anytime Reddoons
AshSwag: back off my sister bruh
Reddoons: ??? what the fuck did i say ???
AshSwag: you've made too many jokes about banging my mother.
AshSwag: who knows how far youd take it
Squiddo: grossgrossgrossgrossgross
Reddoons: rather date her than u 🙄🙄
AshSwag: who the fuck brought up dating???
Squiddo: STOP FLIRTING ON MAIN BRUH
AshSwag: FLIRTING?????
Reddoons: FLIRTING?????
SpokeIsHere: wait if ash and squiddo are siblings
SpokeIsHere: and obv me and minute (ZAM)
PrinceZam: kay why ess
SpokeIsHere: then this gc is 1/4 siblings
AshSwag: wrong
AshSwag: try again
SpokeIsHere: um? there are 2 pairs of siblings?
SpokeIsHere: and 8 of us
SpokeIsHere: 2/8 simplifies to 1/4
Squiddo: 2 pairs of siblings
SpokeIsHere: yes
Squiddo: say that again slowly
Squiddo: two pairs
SpokeIsHere: oh
SpokeIsHere: half of the groupchat is siblings
MinuteTech: proud of you
SpokeIsHere: thanks
PrinceZam: me too
SpokeIsHere: die
PrinceZam: oh ok fuck you then
PrinceZam: do NOT contact me till we have psych homework
SpokeIsHere: WHATBTHE FCUK IS PSYCH