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[ we at the motel hotel holiday inn ]
Father(tm) at 11:56pm
giatab ks
one eyed willy at 11:58pm
eloquent.
crack concrete at 11:58pm
i think thas the smartest thing uve ever said
Father(tm) at 12:00am
hos do i wirk
crack concrete at 12:02am
are u high?
Father(tm) at 12:02am
no.
crack concrete at 12:03am
,,,ok
is this is a call for help??
Father(tm) at 12:06am
My Name is Lycifer Morningstar and i herbey declare that Alastor ishIahsosn
DONT FUCKING LISTEN TO HIM
crack concrete at 12:06am
HUH?????
Father(tm) at 12:07am
ALWSTOR STOLE MH PHONE DONT LOSTEN TO HIM
crack concrete at 12:07am
LMAOOOOO
one eyed willy at 12:10am
i looked away for a second what did i miss?
why the FUCK is Alastor using a phone
crack concrete at 12:10am
idk but it’s funny shut up
one eyed willy at 12:11am
kys??
Father(tm) at 12:12am
HELLO IT IS ME ALASTOR
WHY IS IT SCREAMING?
HOW TO MAKE WORDS STOP WCREAMING GOOGLE
crack concrete at 12:12am
HELPPPPPPP
Father(tm) at 12:15am
hi it’s lucifer again
i’m giving alastor 10 minutes of phone time as long as he doesn’t do anything weird. like my ex’s hellstagram post from 2012 or something
sorry in advance
one eyed willy at 12:15am
your cut off is him liking ur ex wife’s post?
Father(tm) at 12:17am
yeah :/
Father(tm) changed whiskers name to KITTY KAT :3
Father(tm) at 12:20am
I Am God.
one eyed willy at 12:20am
girl.
okay
crack concrete at 12:21am
i love every second of this
Father(tm) at 12:22am
Who Are you aGain?
crack concrete at 12:23am
huh
OH. the usernames
i’m angel. one eyed willy is vaggie
Father(tm) at 12:23am
Yes i had Discerned that
one eyed willy at 12:23am
rude.
Father(tm) at 12:24am
:)
crack concrete at 12:24am
HELP WHO IS TEACHING YOU EMOTICONS
Father(tm) at 12:24am
Lufier
Luciger
lUcifr
how to type with claws google
KITTY KAT :3 at 12:25am
who the fuck changed my username
crack concrete at 12:25am
alastor lol
KITTY KAT :3 at 12:25am
what.
Father(tm) at 12:25am
Hello Husker! Liciger is letting me use his Televphone
KITTY KAT :3 at 12:26am
i’m gonna throw myself off the hotel, actually
bye guys. it was horrible knowing you all and i never wish to do this again.
Father(tm) at 12:26am
do a Flip
KITTY KAT :3 at 12:26am
what the fuck
Father(tm) at 12:26am
:)
hells angel at 12:28am
hey guys!
oh god.
one eyed willy at 12:28am
hey hun
i don’t even know how to begin to explain
Father(tm) at 12:28am
is Hells Nagel ChArlie?
that Fits
hells angel at 12:29am
AWWW THANK YOU ALASTOR
Father(tm) at 12:29am
:)
GAIAHAOANSOSNOANSOS
hells angel at 12:30am
WHAT THE FUCK??!!!??
Father(tm) at 12:30am
he did something worse so he’s sentenced to purgatory for one thousand moons
one eyed willy at 12:30am
wtf did he do?
Father(tm) at 12:31am
cyber bullied vox on hell twitter from my account ☹️
crack concrete at 12:32am
HA SEND SCREENSHOTS RN
hells angel at 12:34am
Dad can you please let Alastor know cyber bullying isn’t okay and i will be talking to him about that later? :) thanks!
Father(tm) at 12:34am
absolutely i will
did you know ur my favourite daughter ever in the whole world
and that i thank you for this opportunity
the look on his face is something i wil cherish for the rest of my days
hells angel at 12:35am
Dad, im your only daughter
but i love you too!!
Father(tm) at 12:45am
awesome sauce
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EXPLOSION NOISES at 1:21pm
hey so i just woke up
was no one honna questuon that the king and freaky face were just chillin with each other at 12am or
KITTY KAT :3 at 1:21pm
no
EXPLOSION NOISES at 1:23pm
alr then
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luci @lucifer_morningstar
@voxtek I hope you deown at sea and all youer Limbs freeze up iN a cold endless pool wHers yoh have no escape. Bitch.
trust us @voxtek
man wtf did i do