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***hey you can skip to chapter four if you want, trust me you will not miss anything***
It all starts with a johg eggbert in the house of johg eggbert's dad. There is his hands and a cake.There is also creepy clown paintings.
He logs onto pesterchum to pester his chum!! hahaha
his chum is rose and Dave (who has a pissy apple juice turntable)
Rose is super cool and purple she is not a troll unlike gamzee, who I am the long lost kitten of.
Self insert time.
....This will be johg but 's cousin, an they will not date/
Johg eggbert's cousin is
Johg then breaks an urn and puts some hands clap clap clap in a cake slap slap slap// for my blind readers who cannot see that is why clap clap slap clap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap
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the next day
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the world is ending! fuck!
also welcome to the stage spunky lime. who looks like anusmations. (only ellbitch terriors will know)
bee bop boo bop fnf game with butpluhs
sorry for the detour guys had to rant
I made sprunkky.
sorry guys had to rant
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anyways the world ends and they embar on a long-winded windows browser journey, computers only no Chromebooks or phones or the game wont really work.
y'all see th4 cynnibear03 drama?? fart freaaaaak
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back 2 story
johg speaks to a higher being with his very like confused homies on the chumbucet..... like wtf?? the game sucked their to them in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate act
trolls start blasting from a little town called trollsville
there's aradia Aradia Megido- burgundy blood, Aries
Tavros Nitram- bronze blood, Taurus
Sollux Captor- yellow blood, Gemini
Karkat Vantas- cherry red blood, Cancer
Nepeta Leijon- olive blood, Leo
Kanaya Maryam- jade blood, Virgo
Terezi Pyrope- teal blood, Libra
Vriska Serket- cerulean blood, Scorpio
Equius Zahhak- blue blood, Sagittarius
Gamzee Makara- indigo blood, Capricorn
Eridan Ampora- violet blood, Aquarius
Feferi Peixes- fuchsia blood, Pisces
Next, are the pre-scratch trolls, also called the dancestors. They are less important to the storyline and most of them are only met once. There are also twelve of them.
Damara Megido: burgundy blood, Aries
Rufioh Nitram- bronze blood, Taurus
Mituna Captor- yellow blood, Gemini
Kankri Vantas- cherry red blood, Cancer
Meulin Leijon- olive blood, Leo
Porrim Maryam- jade blood, Virgo
Latula Pyrope- teal blood, Libra
Aranea Serket- cerulean blood, Scorpio
Horuss Zahhak- blue blood, Sagittarius
Kurloz Makara- indigo blood, Capricorn
Cronus Ampora- violet blood, Aquarius
Meenah Peixes- fuchsia blood, Pisces
Now, you may be starting to notice a trend. This happens again with the post-scratch ancestors. Most of these ones are only ever mentioned briefly by the other trolls.
The Handmaid- burgundy blood, Aries
The Summoner- bronze blood, Taurus
The Psionic- yellow blood, Gemini
The Sufferer- candy red blood, Cancer
The Disciple- olive blood, Leo
The Dolorosa- jade blood, Virgo
Neophyte Redglare- teal blood, Libra
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang- cerulean blood, Scorpio
The E%ecutioner- blue blood, Sagittarius
The Grand Highblood- indigo blood, Capricorn
Orphaner Dualscar- violet blood, Aquarius
The Condesce- fuchsia blood, Pisces
my favourite is equius because it sounds like equus like the genus of the precursor to the horse
my friend Elliot will help me to write this bt the way. his birthday is soon