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Gong Laoshi
Get over to my dressing room and explain yourself!
Taking advantage of me like that
I am an innocent man, thank you very much

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Or, that one time on Happy Camp when Gong Jun and Zhang Zhehan fed everyone dog food and had some feelings in between filming.

Notes:

This fic treat is part of the Ghost Valley takeover of the DZZS Fourth Fanworks Exchange (2024)! Laura, our dearest Hinge Baroness, you wanted "Literally anything to do with the Happy Camp episode" - so I hope you like this little Happy Camp fic as a thank you for this event!

This fic is all text messages - so make sure that you can see creator's work skin!

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ZZH

Thu March 25 2021 at 13:55

 

What are you wearing?

Your boyfriend requests a thirst trap

The more skin the better

Da-ge

You got one this morning

Junjuuun

You were wearing clothes!

Boxers are hardly ‘clothes’

I want one without

Nothing but my hot Junjun in the photo

And when you’re thinking about me

I’m always thinking about you

Cute

Prove it

I’m in the car

You can have all the skin you want tonight

Promises, promises…

Then send me something from earlier

I know you have them

Such a tease

My Junjun is so good at taking photos

Should I be worried about that?

WHO TAUGHT MY JUNJUN TO TAKE THIRST TRAPS?

Ge

Don’t be jealous

I’m a natural talent

Yes, you are VERY talented

From now on I have to approve all photos before you post them

Can’t have you sharing the hotter ones online

THEY ARE MINE

Unless I take the photos for you

Then it will be like I’m giving your fans a treat of my hot boyfriend

You’re crazy

I miss you so much

I miss you too

And don’t change the subject

You can approve all photos from now on

Have you arrived yet?

We’re 10 minutes out

You’ll arrive before me then

As usual

You’re always early Junjun

You like that about me

Plus you like it when I’m waiting for you

Such a good boy for me Junjun

Always

ZZH

Thu March 25 2021 at 14:35

 

I’m so irritated

Da-ge

It's fine

But I like couple’s clothes!

I'm going to wear it anyway!

Let it go

But I'm already dressed!

Don’t you want to match me?

Of course I do!

Why are they being so difficult?

It's just clothes

You saw what happened last week

Do you want to go through that again?

Forced to change outfits when everyone is waiting?

We already have couples clothes outside of TV shows

It's no big deal

But that’s the point

It IS a big deal

Why can’t we match on TV?

All the other CP can match when they are on variety shows

Because we're not officially a CP

And neither are WenZhou

Ouch

That hurt Junjun

Ge, you know what I mean

But they are!!

We are!!

And our fans know it!!

If they already know, why do we need to broadcast it?

It's not fair

I know…

I’m sorry, I know you do…

I'm still wearing this outfit on the live stream

I'll change for the episode

Want me to tell you a secret to cheer you up?

What’s the secret?

We ARE matching today even without these outfits

How? Even with the other shirt we are not matching

They are not the same brand

or the same-isch color

I’m wearing the same underwear

Your underwear to be exact

Okay, HOT!!!!

But also…

I need proof!!!

I’ll show you later

Junjun!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE NOW?

You’re not

You’re supposed to think about that until you can take them off me yourself

Preferably with your mouth

Shameless

If people only knew this side of you

Totally shameless

You really are such a good boy for me

I try

You don’t have to try

You really are the best

Feel better?

I always feel better with you Junjun

I would feel even better if you swung by my dressing room so I could take off those underwear now

I’m already walking into the studio

I’ll see you in a bit Zhang Laoshi

ZZH

Thu March 25 2021 at 16:19

 

Gong Laoshi

Get over to my dressing room and explain yourself!

Taking advantage of me like that

I'm an innocent man, thank you very much

I'm shocked

After all that talk about not wearing matching clothes and not doing fanservice you just decide to hold my hand?

DURING THE LIVE STREAM!?

You are the one who put your hand on my leg

I just put my hand over yours

So technically, you are the one who is shameless Zhang Laoshi

Not even taking responsibility for your actions

I should have slid my hand further up to teach you a lesson

Make you whine on live stream

Good thing we have an entire episode ahead of us

You just wait!

GE!

I think you’ve made your point today

And what point is that?

That you don’t care what people think

That’s right, I don’t

I love my Junjun and the world shall know

It's not like I don’t want the world to know

I know, I’m sorry. That’s not how I meant it

I know you didn’t

And I love you too

I’ve missed you so much

How could you not

I am adorable and funny

I’ve missed you too

They're already posting screenshots in the LLD Supertopic

Of course you’re already lurking in there

What a scandal Junjun!

Who knew that you could be so shameless?!

Do you secretly have a thing for people watching us?

Because I can probably get behind that

If you get behind me

FENGZI!

That’s my middle name!

Don’t worry Junjun

They're just having fun

We were hidden behind the table so no one can prove anything

Okay, I’m done with makeup

I’ll see you in the studio Zhang Laoshi

Any chance you can swing by here and show me my underwear?

DID YOU TAKE THAT NOW?

I HOPE NO ONE WAS IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH YOU!

JUNJUN!

YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS!

YOU’RE GONNA GET IT TONIGHT

Pretty sure you’re the one that’s gonna get it tonight

ZZH

Thu March 25 2021 at 21:37

 

How is your eye?

Does it hurt a lot?

I’m sorry!!

This is what I get for hugging you?

You’re so mean to me Junjun

How can you injure your boyfriend?

ON TV

What will our fans think

Ge...

I’m kidding!

I’m fine

I promise

I don’t know what happened

I shouldn’t have thrown the powder like that

Junjun

Just be yourself, that’s all I ever want

You is the best there is

Plus, it was the most fun we’ve had in a while

In front of others

Are you sure you’re okay?

I just need a shower

I’ve got powder everywhere

I want to be nice and clean when I remove your boxers

I’ll be at the hotel soon

How far away are you?

I’m 10 minutes behind, but we’re taking a detour just to be sure, so maybe 15?

Make sure you’re in nothing but boxers by the time I get there

ZZH

Sun April 04 2021 at 09:15

 

Sherlock's got nothing on our LLD fans

They're the best aren’t they!

I marked you for all the world to see

You’re mine now

I’ve always been yours

Notes:

Thank you to my lovely beta ColourfulSpringSilverFlame who put up with all my meltdowns over these Happy Camp fics!

And thank you to the lovely artist jingbeiyuan who made the lovely heart section breaks (in the colors of our LLD lavender and orange)!

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