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It's You That I've Been Waiting To Find

Summary:

I got the idea for this fic one day when I was messaging one of my friends about how Lily and James would try to set up a blind date for Harry because they want him to find a nice boy and settle down. Everyone is 21+, there's a lot of sexual references/jokes, drinking and general Adult Content. Everyone is gay and thriving as they should be :)

I don't own any Characters or Song Lyrics used in this story. This is just for fun, it's very unserious fluff with no real plot. Any spelling/grammatical errors are all on me but hopefully, it's still coherent and fun to read lol. It goes without saying but Fuck JKR.

Any feedback is appreciated either here or on Tumblr (midnightbi). Title from Shine by Years & Years and all other Chapter Titles are song related :)

Notes:

This is an alternate universe, still set in the wizarding world, no one is dead, definitely not canon-compliant. Harry and Draco know each other because Sirius and Narcissa are cousins (Sirius is still Harry's godfather but doesn't show up much plotwise) and everything is just fluffy and unrealistic.

Chapter 1: When I See You, the Whole World Reduces To Just That Room

Summary:

James and Lily Potter are tired of seeing Harry moping around (and shagging his way through every gay wizard) so they decide to set him up on a blind date (except it's not really a blind date since Harry and Draco are long-lost/long-forgotten but not really childhood friends). Chapter title from Don't Delete The Kisses by Wolf Alice <3

Chapter Text

"Harry just do this one little favour for us." James pleaded with his son.

 

"Look just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to bang every guy within a 5-kilometer radius," Harry started rolling his eyes (his parents didn't need to know that he'd done that already). His parents had tried to set him up with several cute guys over the years but to no avail, there was no one interesting left.

 

"But he's so cute darling." Lily reasoned planting a kiss on Harry’s head much to his dismay, it made him feel as if he were a child.

 

“Okay, but just one date.” Harry sighed defeated he could spend the whole night discussing it with his parents or he could try one more time and go to his room to catch up on Games of Thrones, he knew which he preferred.

 

 

~The Date~

 

Harry got to the restaurant early only to hide in the toilets trying to fix his hair. Lily insisted he combed his hair and applied some sleekeazys hair potion (his grandfather had invented it for a good reason) but Harry decided otherwise. He opened the faucet enjoying the feeling of the warm water. He sat at the table by himself for a few minutes debating whether or not to order a drink. He may need one if the guy didn't show or if he was too unbearable but ultimately decided to wait a little longer. He pulled out his phone and group messaged Ron, Hermione, and Ginny ‘He’s not here yet, what if he doesn't show up? What if he did show up saw me and decided to leave? Should I leave?’ he texted. 

 

Ron shot back almost instantaneously 'Bloody hell mate you've got the patience of a Hippogriff'

 

Hermione: Harry stop being so dramatic just wait a bit longer, he's probably just running late

 

Gin: Good Luck Harry! I'm sorry but I have to go Katie is buying drinks for the Quidditch team

 

Hermione: The whole Quidditch team or just the star player? ;)

 

Gin: None of your business ;)

 

Ron: Aren’t you meant to be on a date with Luna?

 

Hermione: She’s gotten a bit carried away, she’s talking to the queen of the mushrooms. Aren’t you meant to be at Dean’s house?

 

Ron: I'm at his house, He’s uh getting changed.

 

Hermione: Ronald it’s 7:30!

 

Ron: Well I can’t help it, He just looked so hot so we just decided to have dessert before dinner.

 

Harry: GUYS He's here! 

 

Gin: See you all tomorrow, Unless you can't make it ;)