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In the fantastical town of Zanyville, where the laws of physics are more like guidelines and reality is a suggestion, lived two best friends: Bubbles, a buoyant, bubblegum-pink creature who had legs and hands and was very bouncy, and Wobble, a wobbly, purple creature with who walks like a pair of legs with a weird body.
On one sunny day, a cyan squirrel with one eye and a purple tail, heard about a gang that was going to rob all the jellybeans for the Jolly Jellybean Festival.
The squirrel went out to tell King Caramel about the gang, so after King Caramel had a mental breakdown, he went out to make an announcement to all the townspeople of Zanyville.
"My dear townspeople, I have been informed that a group of thieves are planning to steal the jellybeans for the Jellybean Festival, and since my guards are preparing the festival, I am going to need two or more brave folks to catch these thieves." He said.
The quirky duo of Bubbles and Wobble, intrigued by the potential jellybean heist, decided to take on the challenge. They rushed to the town square, where King Caramel was addressing the concerned citizens.
"Excuse me, King Caramel!"
Bubbles said, enthusiastically and bouncing excitedly.
Wobble wobbled and added,
"We are willing to find those jellybean thieves!"
The cyan squirrel noticed the enthusiastic duo as King Caramel Continued his plea, "Anyone?"
The squirrel scampered over to the duo and asked,
"Are you two really interested in saving the jellybeans?"
Bubbles replied enthusiastically with an emphatic bounce,
"Of course we are, we love jellybeans!"
Wobble wobbled in agreement,
"Yeah, jellybeans are the best! Count us in!"
The squirrel, revealing he was actually a guard on the Mayor's staff named Swish, chuckled.
"Well, if you two are going to take on the jellybean heist, I've got nothing better to do on my holiday break. I'm in!"
Bubble, Swish and Wobble look goofily at the Mayor.
Bubble then said,
"Lez do this"
Mayor Taffy scratched his head, unsure of the capabilities of these three oddballs. He paused for a moment, then smiled, probably thinking that they're gonna fail.
"Well, if that's the case, I suppose the three of you are the most qualified for this job."
As they set off to their not so epic journey, the Squirrel cleared his throat.
"I'm Swish by the way, how about you two?"
Wobble and Bubble looked at eachother, and nodded their head, Before Wobble could talk, Bubble interrupted him,
"I'm Wob-"
Interruption.
"I'm Zérofine, and this is Velazine."
Wobble punched Bubble.
"I'm Wobble, this is Bubble."
Swish contained his chuckle, and nodded,
"We should get on the mission then, Off we go!"
After an hour-long search for the thieves, the trio finally stumbled upon a trail of jellybeans leading towards Mallow Marsh.
Wobble, still licking his finger from tasting one of the jellybeans, exclaimed,
"Look, they're heading towards Mallow Marsh!"
Swish, then shrieked like a child or a scout when he is scared
"NOOOOOOO!!! THAT IS WHERE MUSHMOS'S ARE-"
Swish then realized, he was being not formal, he then cleared his throat
"I mean, the only way to pass without getting sunk, is by constantly moving"
The creatures of Mallow Marsh were called the Mushmos, marshmallow creatures that ranged from small, squishy treats to towering structures made of chocolate fudge.
Insteaad of doing the logical "run until you reach the end" they decide to build a raft.
Bubbles and Wobble quickly began to gather random objects from nearby bushes, trying their best to create a reliable raft.
Swish shook his head, watching them in disapproval.
"This is going to end horribly," he muttered.
It took a whole half-hour for them to craft a raft that looked, honestly, not very stable. It swayed and creaked under their weight.
As they got on the raft, Bubble picked up and held Swish in his arms
Swish was a bit confused and said
"Why do you need to hold me-"
But before Swish could finish his sentence, Bubble used Swish as a paddle for the raft
With the raft finished and Swish being used as a makeshift paddle, bubbles pushed off to the deep, chocolate-covered waters of the marsh. "Onward!" he exclaimed, attempting to be brave as the raft shook precariously under their weight.
Swish was protesting, cause he was being drowned in chocolate obviously.
"BLBBBB PLBRBRB BLBPBL"
As the trio struggled on the raft, Swish's protests became more desperate as he slowly sank into the chocolate. Suddenly, they reached a cave with solid ground, providing a temporary relief from the chocolatey disaster.
Swish shook off the chocolate, spluttering and gasping for breath.
"Never... Do... That...again..." he whined
(Swish will remember that)
The trio cautiously entered the door and were met with a daunting scene - the room was a Death Run, filled with dangerous traps and obstacles.
Swish took one look at it and sighed dramatically. "Of course there is," he muttered, resigned to his fate.
Bubbles and Wobble, on the other hand, were wide-eyed and excited. "A Death Run!"
Bubble, ever the creative one, came up with a plan. He held Swish by his tail and stretched him across the first obstacle, creating a makeshift bridge.
Swish protested loudly while serving as a bridge, trying to wriggle free. "Not again!" he yelled.
As they reached the end of obstacle one, Bubble latted seish on the back.
"Thank you swish!"
Swish groaned, but since he is polite, he replied saying.
"N-no problem..."
(Swish will remember that)
Swish then cleared his thriat, and began speaking smartly... Nerd
"Alright, we can definitely walk over these not so spikey spikes blocking our way."
Wobble then paused.
"...I have a different idea!"
Instead of simply walking past the slightly less threatening spikes, the trio had another hare-brained idea - using Swish again.
Swish let out a yelp as he was placed on the not so spikey spikes, acting as a cushion for the spikes.
"You got to be kidding me!" he yelled angrily and in pain (Swish will remember that)
With the spike obstacle behind them, the trio moved on to the next one: swinging hammers.
This time, they didn't use Swish (for once) and opted to use a nearby Oddly Sturdy Strong Stick instead. Swish breathed a brief sigh of relief, finally getting a break from being a tool.
"Finally, I thought I was going to become the designated 'sacrifice,'" he muttered sarcastically.
"Don't worry 'bout that swish! You can be useful in the next one!" Bubble said enthusiastically
Swish paused
"Wait no please-"
They then toss Swish into a what seems to be a Bottomless pit, but when they look at the roof, Swish somehow got stuck in a loop, like portal.
Swish's screams kept disappearing and appearing countless times, until the floor shut and Swish fell and flopped
"Whyyy.... Whyyy..." Swish said painfully, and a tint of anger
(Swish will remember that)
Bubble then picked Swish up.
"Thanks bud, alright that gould be the end of the deathrun"
The trio then opened the last door, to 4 Figures facing their back at them.
One if the figures starts speak menacingly, their figure being Mean Bean.
"Ah, i see you made it through Mallow Marsh, and our Death Run."
The figure of Mean Bean turns around to be revealed as Candit Bandit.
"Aha!"
The figure of Candit Bandit turns around to be revealed as Mean Bean.
"Iykiyk"
The figure of Blacky Lackey turns around to be revealed as Beef Thief
"*Excessive heavy grunts.*"
The figure of Beef Thief turns around to be revealed as Blacky Lackey.
"I'm not allowed near playgrounds!"
The Bubble and Wobble gasped in shock, whilst Swish was wondering and confused on how they did that.
"H-how did you... never mind, GET THEM!"
The trio then chased the four gang members.
"Beefy, Cover for us will you?"
Candit nudged Beef Thief.
"Got it."
With Beef Thief's jockey like body, the trio couldn't get past her.
"Womp Womp."
Bubble then remembered something that he saved, He then whacked Beef Thief with the Oddly Sturdy Strong Stick.
Beef Thief was then knocked out, Swish apologized to her.
"I am so sorry, uh, w-we're gonna go now."
The trio then began chasing the remaining of the four.
Candit Bandit squeaked, but remembers that great Britains don't squeak and contains herself.
"BLACKY! DO SOMETHING!!!"
"Got it!"
Blacky Lackey then turned around, running backwards, and held out a Goofy Gun, fortunately, Blacky Lackey's aim was terrible.
Various objects are getting goofy by the goofy gun rays, a rock becomes a stair with legs, a 1,000$ dollar expensive diamond become grilled cheese, a chair become a weird creature with a blank face, a triangle body, and a circular head.
Eventually, a goofy-fied object runs to Blacky Lackey and runs off to a distance never to be seen again, Swish takes this opportunity and holds him down.
"Get the other two, I'll hold this one at bay!"
Wobble and Bubble nod, and start chasing the remaining two, Candit Bandit looks back and eeps, but again remembers that great Britains don't squeak, so she contains herself yet again.
As they run for about a minute, Candit Bandit and Mean Bean reach a ledge at the end of the cave, the weird thing that hit Blacky Lackey to the floor, flying away.
Wobble stops Bubble in his tracks before he falls,
"We got you now, nowhere else to run, Hand us the jellybeans."
Wobble said sternly.
Candit looking down at the forest drop, then back and the duo, she laughed then yelled.
"NEVER!"
She picked up Mean Bean on her back, and flew away in a her Jetpack.
Bubble and Wobble paused, then they got moved aside from Beef Thief, Beef Thief was holding Blacky Lackey on her back while grunting.
"Move aside chumps."
Then after a few seconds, Swish caught up, panting and yelling.
"Wait! Come back, we can be besties!"
Blacky Lackey then threw the Goofy Gun at Swish, laughing and calling him a Cyclops.
"Ow..."
Swish rubbed his head in pain, then he settles down in defeat.
Bubble comforts Swish,
"It's fine, we can get them next time."
"Thanks Bubble-"
Before Swish could say thanks, Bubble kissed his forehead, Swish then paused.
"..."
Before Wobble could give Swish an Optimus Prime speech, he noticed something in the corner of his eye.
Wobble then picked it up and realized.
"GUYS! It's the sack of jelly beans!"
Swish wagged his tail, while bubble made the ash baby face.
Meanwhile, In the sky with the four robbers,
"Haha, idiots... anyways! Mean Bean, how many jelly beans did you get in that sack?"
Candit Bandit said excited like a little child.
Mean Bean scratched his head.
"Sack?"
Candit Bandit paused,
"The sack..."
Mean Bean checked his non existent pockets, and said.
"I don't have a sack."
Candit Bandit paused again, before yelling.
"FUDGE!"
Back to the trio, The deathrun actually had a lever at the start to make a bridge to the end,
"WH- WE COULD'VE DONE THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?!"
Bubble picked up Swish, and used him as a paddle for the raggedy raft.
After a few minutes, they open the doors to King Caramel's room, to see him having a mental breakdown, while his wife Candysweet is patting his back, and Princess Lollipop is playing with the Royal gumdrop frog on the bed.
Queen Candysweet looked at the trio, and shook Caramel.
"HONEY!- I mean (ahem) Honey! they're back!"
King Caramel, said confusedly.
"Who's Them?"
(Apollo- nah just kidding)
The trio held the big bag of jelly beans.
"Us!"
After a few hours, the king started the festival, he grabbed a microphone.
"To the Heroes of the Festival! Bubble, Wobble, And Swish!"
The townspeeps cheered with excitement, And the Festival was saved,
End of Episode 1.