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"I AM THE KNIGHT" Said the caped crusader while standing on top of a random building in Gotham City. Suddenly he saw how a bunch of evil meaniehead crooks robbing the local burger joint in Gotham, and he thought "Dude, they're up to NO GOOD, I gotta stop them, right Robin?"
Robin said "Hell yeah sure batman and they both went to the local joint, ordered some happy meals, and some crook yelled "IT'S DA BAT!", to which Batman responded with "BAT? WHERE?", the crook was confused for like 20 seconds, which was more than enough time for Robin to give the crook a wedgie and for Batman to kick his fucking ass.
Batty said "All in a day's work" and Robin said "You can say that again, Bat-Dude, now let's go eat our happy meals at the batcave like the total winners that we are." and Batman replied with "Aw hell yea" and they both got in the Batmobile and they drove for over 200 miles to the Batcave, but they made sure to stop and get gas.
Well, they made it to the bat cave, they ate their burgers and fries and a small coke, and the story ended, bye, I don't gotta wait for you.