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thatgirlalya: did u guys see the homework for 2nite? 14 whole pages???
🌸designer_mari🌸: I know 😭 do our teachers not think we have lives?
theadrienagreste: Wait. You guys didn’t start it yet…
theadrienagreste: We had time in class today
dj_nino: dude ur like the only one who actually does that
theadrienagreste: Does what? Homework or pay attention?
dj_nino: doing work during freetime in class
🌸designer_mari🌸: Hey! Don’t shame him for doing what he’s supposed to do :(
thatgirlalya: says the girl who was literally making fun of him at lunch today 🤨
🌸designer_mari🌸: Not knowing what curly fries are and doing homework during class are two VERY different things thank you
theadrienagreste: It’s not MY fault they made fries curly. Who even thinks of that?
dj_nino: fun people duh
thatgirlalya: yeah
thatgirlalya: fun people
thatgirlalya: not people who do their homework during break time
dj_nino: OHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED
theadrienagreste: I need new friends 🙁
dj_nino: wdym bro? We da bestest friends ever
theadrienagreste: I can’t be friends with someone who says “da bestest”. It’s bad for my image
dj_nino: bro ur dad is gone u can do what u want now
🌸designer_mari🌸: NINO WHAT THE FUCK
thatgirlalya: damn its been like 2 minutes and nino already made a dead dad joke
dj_nino: oh shi my bad bro
theadrienagreste: 🙁
thatgirlalya: look u made him sad
thatgirlalya: make him unsad
dj_nino: [1 attatchment]
dj_nino: better?
🌸designer_mari🌸: Do you really think a cat photo is going to cover the fact that you made a joke about his dead father?
dj_nino: worth a shot
theadrienagreste: That is a cute ass cat
theadrienagreste: Mari, look at the cute cat 🥺
dj_nino: chat did adrien just curse
theadrienagreste: As you said, my dad is dead. I can do what I please
🌸designer_mari🌸: ……….
🌸designer_mari🌸: Goodbye guys I’m leaving for real this time
thatgirlalya: DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE IDIOTS
thatgirlalya: also i still need help on the hw :(
dj_nino: ouch al whats so bad about us anyway
theadrienagreste: Yeah, tread carefully because I’m the only one who actually HAS the answers to your precious homework
theadrienagreste: Also my dad is dead so I get sympathy
thatgirlalya: …
thatgirlalya: touche agreste
thatgirlalya: touche
🌸designer_mari🌸: Okay……maybe I’ll stay then 😭
🌸designer_mari🌸: But PLEASE no more dead dad jokes
thatgirlalya: u won’t hear any from me girl
To Buttercup 🌻
🌸designer_mari🌸: Hey
🌸designer_mari🌸: Are you okay?
theadrienagreste: 🥺
theadrienagreste: I’m fine. I swear. It’s just Nino being Nino
theadrienagreste: Thanks for checking on me tho 💗
🌸designer_mari🌸: Ofc!
🌸designer_mari🌸: You know I will always check on my kitty cat🐈⬛
theadrienagreste: And that’s why you’re the best partner a boy could ever ask for 🐞
theadrienagreste: Are we still good for patrol later?
🌸designer_mari🌸: Yes
🌸designer_mari🌸: But I mayyyy need a little help with the homework first 😅
theadrienagreste: Hahaha. I’ll be right over 😉
🌸designer_mari🌸: Yayyyyyy
CoreFour
thatgirlalya: HELLO
thagirlalya: you said you wouldn’t leave and yet im sitting here
thatgirlalya: barbeque sauce on my titties
thatgirlalya: and still have no homework answers :(
dj_nino: 10 bucks hes watching anime or sm
thatgirlalya: or smth
thatgirlalya: hes probs doing something boring like tomorrows homework
dj_nino: literally LMAO
thatgirlalya: we can try to summon him
thatgirlalya: sailor moon
thatgirlalya: cute cats
dj_nino: new tangled movie
thatgirlalya: ladybug
dj_nino: bro how
dj_nino: and where tf marinette too bro
dj_nino: do u think their together
theadrienagreste: *they’re
thatgirlalya: HE SPEAKS
dj_nino: oh so NOW you come
dj_nino: apparently all i had to do was say the wrong there
thatgirlalya: to be fair you do that a lot
🌸designer_mari🌸: Why would we be together on a random school night
thatgirlalya: because ur dating…?
dj_nino: i wouldnt put it past u guys ur like all over eachother at school n shit
thatgirlalya: and the amount of gushing from both of u oh my god
thagirlalya: “do you think adrien will like this”
thatgirlalya: “Is mari having fun?”
thatgirlalya: those are my most recent texts from the two of you
🌸designer_mari🌸: 😒
🌸designer_mari🌸: Finished?
thatgirlalya: all im saying is it wouldnt surprise me if the two of you were in bed rn snuggled up on one another and reading these texts at the same time
theadrienagreste: [1 attachment]
thatgirlalya: I KNEW IT
dj_nino: dude marinette looks so pissed lol
🌸designer_mari🌸: Cause he just took his phone out with NO WARNING and took the photo
theadrienagreste: I think she looks cute 🥺
🌸designer_mari🌸: When I’m mad? 🤨
theadrienagreste: Yeah 🙂
Theadrienagreste: You get the cutest little pout on your face
thatgirlalya: STOP
dj_nino: im like actually gonna throw up now
thatgirlalya: we were never like this nino
🌸designer_mari🌸: Excuse me? Never like this?
theadrienagreste: [1 attachment]
dj_nino: BRO THAT SHITS FROM LIKE FOREVER AGO
thatgirlalya: u cant hold middle school texts against us
thatgirlalya: it wont hold up in a court of law
🌸designer_mari🌸: This is literal evidence
theadrienagreste: You’re just lucky I’m tired of lawyers
dj_nino: bro aint no way
🌸designer_mari🌸: What part of NO MORE DAD JOKES do you all NOT UNDERSTAND?
theadrienagreste: I feel like I should be exempt from this rule as he was MY father
thatgirlalya: actually i think thats fair
🌸designer_mari🌸: I guess so…..
theadrienagreste: If I send the homework answers in chat will you guys stop texting so I can spend time with Mari?
dj_nino: simp
dj_nino: i mean ya sure dude
thatgirlalya: “spend time with mari” you arent slick agreste we know what that means
thatgirlalya: but yes please i need the hw
🌸designer_mari🌸: ………what else would that mean?
thatgirlalya: my sweet innocent marinette
thatgirlalya: ill tell u when ur older
🌸designer_mari🌸: I’m only a few months younger than you what the hell
theadrienagreste: [1 attachment]
theadrienagreste: GOODNIGHT
dj_nino: night adrien make sure to wear a collar tomorrow
theadrienagreste: ?
🌸designer_mari🌸: What?
thatgirlalya: amateurs
thatgirlalya: the both of you
theadrienagreste: GOODNIGHT ALYA
thatgirlalya: :(
To Maribug ♥️
theadrienagreste: Just got back. Did I finally beat you home for once?
🌸designer_mari🌸: I guess so haha 😄
theadrienagreste: I never thought I’d see the day. Plagg is PISSED at me though for working him so hard
🌸designer_mari🌸: Oh I bet
🌸designer_mari🌸: For a second there I thought Alya and Nino were onto us
🌸designer_mari🌸: Idk what they thought we were doing though :/
theadrienagreste: Probably what we were doing
theadrienagreste: Making out
theadrienagreste: I love making out
theadrienagreste: Specifically with you
theadrienagreste: ♥️
🌸designer_mari🌸: Now now kitty, don’t get too frisky with me
theadrienagreste: 🙁
🌸designer_mari🌸: But ya me too lol
theadrienagreste: Wonderful night, bugaboo. Can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow. Sweet dreams, princess ♥️
🌸designer_mari🌸: Sleep well!
🌸designer_mari🌸: Not that I thought you wouldn’t sleep well
🌸designer_mari🌸: I think I meant goodnight
🌸designer_mari🌸: Gn!
theadrienagreste: Gn ♥️ ♥️ ♥️