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”WHAAAT IS THIS KIER” dev yelled, jumping out of the way as lava started raining from the sky.
“It’s only been 40 minutes!” Kier laughed, pressing another button on the remote he was holding. “Suck ittt! This is your fucking payback from last time- HAAHAAA NO WAY YOU JUST DIED AGAIN” he wheezed, rolling his chair back in laughter. “YOU SUCK DEVVV”
Dev stayed quiet, waiting for Keir to stop laughing. “Listen man I cant fucking beat this, this twist is too OP, I cant even get Stone Age bro. Like seriously man, the viewers won't even watch this”
Kier tucked away the remote. “C'mon man it's not that bad”
”no I’ll deadass leave”
”Ok fine. Listen, how about we start a new server and see if Booster can record right now?” Kier asked, tapping his leg against the floor. “You know, so you two can team up against me.”
Dev considered it, staring at the bright screen. “Ok yeah i'm fine with that, see if he can join the call”
A few minutes later, kier booted up the server and logged in, waiting for booster and dev. They started recording, and everything seemed fine for the first hour. Dev seemed to feel less hopeless at least, much to kiers happiness. He’d apologize to dev later with some Donuts or something, he’d have to figure that out later.
“Hey Boosfer” Dev said with a sly tone. “Wanna know what keir said the other day? He asked me if he could substitute salt with baking soda since they ‘practically look the same’“
“NO I DIDN'T HE'S MAKING THAT UP” kier yelled, his ears turning red
“HAHA YES YOU DID WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP”
”god dev you two need to kiss already, you fight like an old married couple” Boosfer laughed, then groaned in annoyance as a message popped up in chat. “You finally found a nether fortress? God keir It’s about time”
“Dude I’d never kiss Kier, ugh don't even mention it- the thought horrifies me.” Dev said, disgust dripping from his voice. “And Kier probably cheated on that- he took too fast and he usually sucks.”
It went dead silent. Behind the screen, Booster's mouth opened in shock. Kier stopped in his tracks, his screen going dark as he ended the recording.
“Kier?- Kier? Hello?-“ he heard boosfer say, as he ripped the headset from his ears and got up from the chair. He slammed open Dev's door, grabbing his headset from his ears and slamming it onto the desk. He left the call from his computer in about half a second and stared at Dev.
“What the hell man?!?” Dev turned around, in shock as he caught Keir's hand, which was flying away from dev's computer back to keir's side.“What are you doing?”
Kier snatched his hand away. “What the hell Dev?” He snapped, his voice shaking with anger.
“Why would you say that? On a recording, In front of Boosfer, for everyone to hear”
”What?” Dev asked, incredulous. “Boosfer doesn't give two shits about it! No one does- listen, it was supposed to be a joke!”
”I fucking care,” Kier yelled, stepping closer. “Why would you be so disgusted right now? Am I disgusting to you? You think it's funny to call me a cheater? Sure it would be funny if you didn’t say it like you hated my ass”
Dev's brow furrowed. ”Calm down man, listen-“
Kier cut him off. “Do you even realize how that fucking sounded? You know it's bad if Boosfer shuts up!” Kier said, his voice cracking slightly.
Dev stood up from his chair, his expression hardening. “Dude, Relax! It’s not that deep, listen let's talk about it like normal people, stop acting like I betrayed you”
“No- it IS that deep Dev, We’ve been best friends since forever, Best friends don't talk about each other like that, you make me feel like-“ He hesitated slightly, his chest heaving. “Like I'm a fucking punching bag for your lame ass jokes.”
Dev's eyes widened, his own frustration bubbling up. “Oh, come on Kier. You dish it out all the time! You laugh at me, you make fun of me when I fail- fuck you’ve been trolling me all day! And now you're pissed at me cause I said one thing you didn’t like? That’s rich.” He said, staring at Kier's face in disbelief.
”That’s different Dev!” Kier yelled, stepping even closer. “I dont say shit like that! You were disgusted by me! I don't make you sound like a cheating worthless dickhead! Your so gorgeous and perfect, the fandom thinks YOUR taller, YOU have more fans too, god you probably shit rainbows and cum liquid gold”
Dev blinked, stunned silent for a moment as the air between them grew thick. His gaze flicked from Keir’s flushed face to his lips then back up to his eyes.
Kier stepped even closer, till they were just a few inches apart. “You have everything” he mumbled, his voice soft now, almost a whisper.
”You think i'm gorgeous?” Dev breathed, his voice barely audible.
Kier's eyes widened slightly, his emotions spiraling.”Is that all you took from what I said?”
Dev adjusted his sweatshirt, his hand trembling slightly. “No, I just…” He trailed off, his eyes focusing on Kier’s.
Kier looked up at him, his anger gone. “What?”
”God, you’re so —“ He hesitated, his breath unsteady. “You’re so fucking annoying, Kier. You get under my skin, you piss me off, and I can’t stop-“ Before he could finish, he surged forward, grabbing Kier's head and kissed him.
Kier's mind immediately melted as his hands subconsciously reached behind devs neck, pulling him closer like he couldn’t get enough. The Kiss was messy, heated, and filled up with passion and bottled up frustration, and something else they didn’t dare name.
Dev's hands slid down to Kier's waist, pushing their crotches together as Kier grinded into his leg, resulting in a content moan from Dev as he kissed Kier harder.
He could just keep going forever and ever, until suddenly Kier shoved him away, panting hard and wiping his lips.
“Fuck-air” he gasped, then stumbled back again in realization of what just happened. “What the fuck are we doing?” He asked, staring at Devs' feet, his voice shaky.
Dev stood there, equally shocked. “I-i-“ he paused. “I’m not um, i'm not-“
Kier took a step back, and rushed out of the room, running down the hall to his car. He shakily started in, and drove out of the driveway, leaving Dev to process on his own.