When Gotham CEO Peyton Weiss kills museum director Cassandra Louis in a fit of pride-based spite, Lt. Columbo has to sort out how Louis died, as well as figuring how bubbly but useless CEO Bruce Wayne fits into the puzzle.
15 pages plus cover and back page.
Peyton is not an existing comic character. I hope you like him, I had a fun time designing him. Little mischief gnome man.
Thank you to Karios for the beta and Phosfate and Vali for the proofreading.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
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Bruce's butt is an homage to my favourite bit of Batman fanon humour, the 'butts match!' forum trolling from Bruce.
Which led to this:
"You know it's funny. My wife is kind enough to do some shopping for me, and she always points out how she never sees slacks with a size 32 waist that can fit 41 inch hips. Which says to me that sort of donk is probably a bit of a rarity. Yet here you are, with the sort of dumptruck that someone could bounce a quarter off of. Kind of a funny thing, that."
-credit to Ruaidhri
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