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isogai: How do I deal with my enemies?
karma: Kill them
isogai: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
karma: Kill them only a little?
meahara: Okay, truth or dare?
isogai: Truth
meahara: How many hours have you slept this week?
isogai:
isogai: ...Dare
meahara: Go to bed.
isogai: I don’t like this game.
isogai: Is something burning?
meahara: Just my love for you.
isogai: meahara, the toaster is on fire.
isogai: This is bothering me.
asano: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
isogai: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
isogai, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
kataoka: How?
isogai: How what?
kataoka: How could they be worse?
isogai: They couldn’t, I lied.
Kataoka:
isogai: Dammit, asano!
asano: What?! It wasn’t me!
isogai: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, karma!
karma: Not me either.
isogai: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
nakamora: *whistles*
isogai: Violence isn't the answer.
karma: You’re right.
isogai: *sighs in relief*
karma: Violence is the question.
isogai: What?
karma, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
isogai, running after them: NO-
okano: meahara isn’t answering their phone
isogai: I’ll call
okana: okajima and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
meahara: Hello?
isogai: Bye meahara! Bye karma! Bye nagisa! Bye kayano! Bye meahara!
karma: You said ‘bye meahara’ twice.
isogai: I like meahara.
isogai: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
meahara: Several traffic violations.
karma: Three counts of resisting arrest.
nagisa: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
kayano: Also, that’s not our car.
isogai: Nothing in life is free.
meahara: Love is free!
karma: Adventure is free.
nagisa: Knowledge is free.
kayano: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
koro-sensi: Don't worry, I got a plan.
karasuma: Alright.
koro-sensi: TraitorSayWhat?
irina: Excuse me?
koro-sensi: What?
karasuma:
koro-sensi:
koro-sensi: No wait-
koro-sensi: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
karasuma: You people already know too much about me.
irina: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
koro-sensi: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
karasuma: Wasn't irina with you?
irina: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
karma: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
isogai: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
okajima: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
okajima: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
okano: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
okuda: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
kataoka: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
kayano: Goodnight moon.
kayano: Goodnight tree.
kayano: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
kanzaki, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
kanzaki: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
kanzaki: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.
kimura: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
kurahasi: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
kurahasi: *punches wall*
kurahasi:
kurahasi: Take me to the hospital.
nagisa: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
sugaya: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
takeybasi: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
chiba: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
tarasaka: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read
nakamura: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
hazama: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes hazama*
hazama: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
hayami: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
hara: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…
fuwa: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
meahara, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
mimura: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
muramatsu: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like yada*
yada: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
yoshida: You know how I roll.
yoshida: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
Itona: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Ritsu, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!