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2025-03-27
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2026-05-25
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Eustace + Excelsius Idea Dump

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A collection of rough and unpolished ideas, headcanons, babbling, etc that center mostly on Eustace and Excelsius. All rehosted from my bsky for archiving.

Edit: anonymized because it will not be updated

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Like the idea of Eustace being the one to make the relationship with his father sexual. Excelsius never having an interest in even being near him, but Eust is ignorant and gloms on to him. Excels deals with it only because Eu looks a lot like his mom who Excel (kinda not really) loved

So Excel just ignores Eu on his arm and stuff

One day Gant makes a passing joke about how everyone wanted Excel's cock when he was in college and that's when Eu starts think about his dad's crotch The thought doesn't go away a d he eventually initiates

Eustace crawling into his father's bed and asking for attention. Licking and pawing at Excelsius's cock. Excels getting fed up and taking him from behind while thinking of his wife instead. Eustace starts moaning loudly and Excela pulls on his hair

Eustace moans louder at the hair-grab and says how good it feels. Excel wants him to shut up and the roughness wasn't enough of a warning, so he gets verbally aggressive

"You're so loud. Gives me a headache. What are you even crying about? You wanted this." and Eustace turns back with adoring eyes, pouting just slightly, "I love you, is why"

Excelsius is the one stunned silent. He closes his eyes instead of talking back and holds back tears as he fucks Eustace to completion. Eustace glows, happy to have his father's come(love) and tries to keep it in while his dad pushes him out the room