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"Don't worry, Kite's got your back!", another day, another crime fight. This time, it was the 10th grader - again, those same assholes they kept seeing every since 4th grade! - who were messing with some ducks near Stark's pond. Considering the farting vigilante's love for ducks, of course they would intervene. After Human Kite provided protection to FastPass who's low on HP, it was unfortunately not enough as one of the 10th graders were about to make a move that would knock the speedster out. Not on their watch! Quickly pausing time, the New Kid pulled their usual time fart move to skip the enemy turn before he could hit FastPass. Well, that is until:

"What are we doing here!?"

Hearing a few coughs from the New Kid's combat buddies earlier (FastPass, Human Kite and Wonder Tweek), a few more coughs were heard nearby in the mist of the stinky green smoke. Once it was clear, every Freedom Pal members were now present, trying to shake off the gross smell hitting their nostrils. Every superhero - including Professor Chaos and General Dissaray - are now in the Freedom Pals base aka Tupperware's basement.

"What the.. how did we get here!?", questioned Human Kite, clearly confused. "Ah geez, fellas! I'm supposed to be grounded today!", added Professor Chaos, clearly worried about his father (or Butters' dad..) finding out if he's out of his room.
"Butthole's de-d-d-definitely got to do with t-this", commented FastPass, quickly slouching down on one of the seats in the base to catch his breath.
New Kid just shrug it off and stayed silent like how they usually are. While some are questioning the possibilities- aside from Wonder Tweek panicking and Craig calming him down - Doctor Timothy cut their discussions off by communicating to them telepathically.

Which is quite odd since that 'telepath' uses his text-to-speech tablet to talk

"Freedom Pals, may i have everyone's attention?"

The entire base went silent afterwards, before Mosquito blurted out; "HOLY SHI–" "Thank you.", the doc quickly cut Mosquito off before he could finish. "Now, this might sound crazy but nothing's impossible with New Kid's farts", the telepath continued, earing a snort from FastPass.

•"Now, my theory is that when New Kid farted to skip an enemy turn, they may have accidentally altered our timeline where we're actually living double lives."•

Doctor Timothy stated as he began to remember memories that he never went throught until the moment they all were teleported into the base. Having a small moment of silence between the heroes - and the two villains - they began to experience of what Doc went through just now.

"HOLY SHI–", Mosquito cussed once more before getting cut off once more. "Is that why I feel weird!?", Human Kite asked, his hands hovering over his alien antennas and pointy ears that are now real. "Yoo, no wonder my body parts feel off.", Tupperware added. "ACK-!? Does that mean our fake powers are ACTUALLY REAL!?", yelled Wonder Tweek in his usual anxious state. "Calm down, hon–"

ZAP

...
Super Craig tried to calm the elementalist down only to be unexpectedly shocked by him, making him now freezed inside of a giant ice cube. FastPass, who was the nearest to the brutalist, was unfortunately frozen also. Only his lower half. "H-Hey, what gives!?"

Alright, here's what they know so far based on the memories of their versions from before they swapped timelines:
-Super Craig and Wonder Tweek's names are different; Super Dude and Wonder Storm
-Toolshed's tools are like twice as powerful
-Human Kite's an actual alien
-Mosquito and the Coon are actual hybrids
-Everyone's made up powers are now real
-Tolkien's an actual cyborg (got into an accident when he was little)
-Timmy is somehow born with telepathic powers
-Chaos's plans are more diabolical or whatever
There's more but they havent listed yet. Currently, some of the heroes and Professor Chaos are testing their powers in the Danger Deck. Let's just say..

"What the fuck, dude?" -Super Craig
"GAH! Sorry Super Craig!" -Wonder Tweek
"S-shit, my bad tim-tim!" -FastPass
"My, this place is quite eventful.." -Doctor Timothy
"Diabetic rage!!" -Captain Diabetes
"Wait, hold up. We dont have anything AHH!!" -Mosquito
"Annddd there goes the fly-" -Doctor Timothy
"Isnt he a mosquito..?" -Professor Chaos

While the rest that are outside and near the display window on Danger Deck:
"Well, this is quite a scene." -Mysterion
"Please tell me this is a fever dream.." -Toolshed.

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"Ugh.. what a fever dream.."

James "Jimmy" Valmer, a 14 year old brunette who currently goes to South Park Middleschool(well DUH just added for a more dramatic thing lol), waking up at 7 in the morning because of his loudass alarm clock. Was it really a dream? Sitting up from his bed feeling annoyed at the beeping sound of his alarm, Jimmy quickly turned it off using his superspeed like always.

"Wait."

Realising what he just did, his lazy eyes shot wide open as he stared at the alarm clock that is placed on the nightstand beside his bed, being turned off by under a second. Jimmy looked back at his hands and back at his alarm clock. He decided to check his phone, wanting to see if anyone has talked about last night in their groupchat or not. If everything that had happened was real, of course.

Clyde: Holy shit dude was all of that just a dream or something??

Token: you finally get to finish that sentence

Clyde: Wait WE SHARED THE SAME DREAM

Kyle: I dont think that was a dream, dude

Cartman: Like i said guys, this is going to be fucking awesome!!

Stan: yeah guys, maybe this wont be so bad

Timmy: until we find a way back home, correct?

Stan: Yup definitely.

>replying to Timtim

Jimmy: Woah timtim that's the fastest time you've replied to a message!

Noticed that he used his superspeed again, he stared blankly at his screen before a message from Cartman snapped him out of it, making him quickly typed a response

Cartman: stop simpinh already noddle legs!

>replying to Fatass

Jimmy: stfu bruh

"Jimmy, breakfast is ready!", Jimmy's dad - Ryan Valmer - yelled from downstairs. "Just a s-sec!", Jimmy quickly yelled back from his room as he decided to just use his superspeed again to clean up. Why not take the advantage while they're still here? Heading over to his closet to wear his usual attire - he always wears that stupid yellow vest - Jimmy was about to run downstairs until a thought came across his mind; "Do they even know about this?". Not wanting to risk it, the brunette decided to just walk casually. Holding his crutches that clang against each step on the stairs, Jimmy slowly made his way downstairs and take a turn to head over towards the dining table where the kitchen also was. Everything about his house looks the same-

"Mornin' Jim-boy, too tired to use your speed?", Jimmy's dad asked once the brunetter walked intk the area. Well, that explains it. "Morning Jimmy, breakfast is on the table." Jimmy's mom - Sarah Valmer - added who was doing the dishes. Sitting down on a chair infront of his plate - with some difficulties - and decided to dig in. It aint a fancy meal but its good enough to count.

After eating breakfast, Jimmy went over to the sink and washed his dish. Knowing that his parents already know about his powers, he decided to use it again to get upstairs and grab his bag from his room before running back down to the front door. "Jimmy, you're not going to wait for your.. erm.. friend?" Friend? Who does he need to- oh, Timmy. The previous Jimmy would always sneak out the window from his bedroom to meet up with his best friend, Timmy Burch. "O-oh yeah! I a-al-a-almost fo-f-foo.. orgot! M-my bad-" Jimmy quickly composed himself before running back into his room, hearing his father's faint voice in the background commenting; "Your stuttering's acting up, Jim-boy!" before he exit through his open window. Landing down wasnt that painful nor difficult actually, he's used to those type of stunts afterall.

"Fellow speedster, up here. ", as voice was then heard echoing in his mind. A very familiar british voice. Looking up from where he's currently standing, he daw the one and only best friend in a wheelchair; Timmy Burch. "B-Be right there i-in a sec!" Jimmy happily smiled at the strawberry blonde before climbing up and landed safely on Timmy's bed. "Good morning, dear speedster. I hope you havent dealt with any probelms getting here.", Timmy greeted the speedster with a usual calm smile just like how Doctor Timothy woul show when speaking telepathically. "M-morning, Tim-tim! N-n-no trouble at all!", Jimmy greeted back, smiling widely with his braces shining slightly in the room because of the light reflecting from them.

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Welp, it's their first day going to school in this universe, timeline, au.. whatever! Waiting at the usual bus stop were Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, of course. "Dude, where's Stan?" The ginger asked, fixing his green ushanka as he wore it like usual. Felt slightly weird since he was hiding his antennas with it, also hiding under his fluffy hair just incase. "Yeah, Kahl! Where's your sweet boyfwiend?" Cartman teased the latter, pretending to have an innocent look on his face to pissed him off even more. "Shut the fuck up, fatass!" Kyle quickly shot back with a glare, would already punch him in the face if it werent for Kenny standing between the two, looking unamused as ever. "Ey! I'm not FAT i'm big boned!!" The boy defended himself, letting out an annoyed huff. "Mhmm hhm hpmh.." Kenny tried to break it off, wearing his usual orange parka that's patched up on different places and making his voice muffled. "Oh yeah- he lives at Tegridy Farms." Kyle stated with Kenny nodding while Cartman let out scoff. "Hmph hmm m–" "Well DUH he already lives there in our world, not suprised he still does here." Cartman blurted out, earning a quiet groan from him. Well, atleast Stan and Tolkien are getting along. They decided to change the subject after remembering that the previous Kyle would get jealous if he hears those two names in the same sentence - he's stubborn to admit it - bro finally felt how Stan did when they used to make tiktoks together. After a few more minutes of small talk, they heard a girl's voice approaching them.

"Morning, Kenny." Why yes, Ena Millers, close friends with Kenny and good terms with the rest. Kenny and Ena somehow got along very quickly after arriving at South Park 3 years ago. Known for her classic pink cardigan with her matching short pink hair, Ena moved here to restart her life with much simpler things with her best friend who's also her adopted sister; Cassie.

"Hey guys!!" The other girl also greeted them as she was walking right besides Ena. Cassie 'Kas' Ecolypse(old family name) is friends/at good terms with basically everyone because of her cheerful and crazy attitude. She's always seen wearing her pink headband with her long and flowy pale green hair

"No way.." Cartman muttured under his breath. "What?" Ena asked, raising a brow at him. "Kenny actually got some bitches!" Seriously? Has none of the previous Cartman's memories ran through his thick skulled head yet outside the whole superhero thing? "Really dude? I thought you already dropped it after a month of our first meet?" Ena stared at the other with a more deadpanned look, unamused by the other's statement - Cartman is still Cartman here unfortunately - while Cassie just ignored them and chatted with Kyle like usual. "Mhmhmph mhm" "Morning, you two." Kenny and Kyle greeted back as there are now 5 people at the bus stop. After a few moment passed, the bus finally arrived at their stop, going in the bus to sit in their usual seats. "Wait, Ms. Cra–" Kyle was about to say something as he stopped in his tracks, seeing someone he did not expected to see. That is until he got cut of by the bus driver's usual yelling. "Hurry up! We're running late!!" Ms. Crabtree yelled, making the other students that are already on the bus winched in pain. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you fat bitch." Ena replied with a tired tone, the annoyance is her voice is clear. "What did you say!?" "I said i have a bad nick!" "Oh!" Well that felt nostalgic. Aaaaaand another speedbump ran into which made everyone jump from their seats at the impact, it would always catch them off guard for some reason. "Stupid driver-" Kyle huffed under his breath while adjusting his ushanka back. "What did you say!?" "I said lucky diver!" "Oh!"

New friends unlocked(kinda): Ena & Cassie Millers

Oh boy, they need to get used to this world FAST to avoid suspicion.

The drive to South Park Middleschool was slightly longer since its located further from their elementary, meaning that few of their friends would probally use the bus now that their houses are in the bus's route. Speaking of new people using the bus, here comes the two who used to walk to school together before entering middleschool. With some difficulties, Jimmy finally managed to lift Timmy's wheelchair on the bus before making their way towards one of the empty seats behind where their friend group was. Next was i front of Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse where Tweek was already waiting outside his family's coffee shop, quickly getting on the bus anxiously before the driver would yell at him, taking a seat next to Craig. The Tweek in this universe is suprisingly more calm and a little bit organised that their Tweek - keyword: little bit - it's a miracle how the twitcy blonde hasnt messed up his other version's appearance yet. "Morning, dude! Surprised that you manage to clean up!" Clyde commented as he let out a snicker, sitting behind the two lovebirds. "S-shut up - ACK - man!" Tweek gave Clyde a slight glare at the taco lover as he let out a sigh, taking a sip of his tea to calm him down. Wait, tea..? What happened to the coffee? "Ugh, im still not used to drinking tea early in the morning.." the blonde let out an annoyed huff, took another sip anyway. "Tea? Don't you always drink coffee though?" Clyde asked. "Y-yeah dude, like, 24/7!" Jimmy joined in, also peeking from the back seat since he's right next to Clyde with Timmy raising a curious brow at them. Right, Timmy's basically apart of their gang at this point. "Craig helped him find another drink that is more low on caffeine, correct?" Timmy communicated using his text-to-speech device, an ai monotonic voice used to speak. "Dang it, should've have thought of that sooner.." the boy with his usual chullo mumbled under his breath despite the same blank expression he always have. The Peruvian then earned a few 'awwwwwww!'s from their friends, Clyde and Jimmy only specifically. Tweek just ignored them depsite feeling a bit flustered while Timmy just sat there with a smile on his face. The bus driver then decided to ruin the moment

"Settle down, kids!!" Their poor hearing, its atleast damaged by this point cause of the constant yelling "what a p-pain in the ears.." Jimmy softly scoffed as he slumped back down in his seat, covering his ears a little because of how sensitive they are in this universe. "What did you say!?" "I-i said Mat got a j-j-jab in the eye!" "Oh!"

After a while, they finally arrived at school, students getting off the bus as quickly as possible before hearing Ms. Crabtree's screams again to shoo them off the vehicle. "Our school is oddly neat looking. Usually, there would be new graffiti sprayed all over the outside walls of our school everyday, possibly from out idiotic seniors. The janitors gave up cleaning them at some point, i understand why though. Perhaps it is because of the previous team of Freedom Pals in this unuberse are doing their duties more seriously than we do, don't you think?" Timmy communicated with Jimmy, this time using his telepathic powers while keeping a straight face to avoid any suspicion. It seems like the said brunette was spacing out as they entered the school building. What was on his mind? It is the fact that he could hear Timmy's voice speaking with his British accent! He sounds the exact same on how he imagined during their gameplays before ever since they were 10! He's lowkey proud about his guess being true in this world where they're currently stuck in. "You do remember that i possess the ability of mind reading also, right?" the strawberry blonde cut his thoughts off while giving him an amused look, looking at him with a teasing look which made the brunette's face flush. Shit, was he thinking that outloud? "What a-are you ta-t-t-talking about, Tim-Tim?" Jimmy tried to pretend that his thoughts werent read by the latter as he motioned his arms around, trying to cover his now red face. Jimmy does have a habit of covering his face when he's flustered, and that's because of how easy it is for him to blush. Meanwhile, the two behind the disabled kids were Stan and Tolkien who just arrived all the way from Tegridy Farms. Tolkien and Stan shared a ride in the Black's vehicle since the two are neighbours. The two got along pretty well when they first moved there, almost immediately! Probally more closer than Kyle when he was making tiktoks with Tolkien. "Geez, those two might be the school's new Creek!" Stan whispered to the rich kid beside him, joking a bit to themselves. "Creek? Like Craig and Tweek's ship name?" Tolkien whispered back, which he got a nod from the black-haired boy with his usual beanie. "I prefer calling them 'CaffeineRacer', i thought of that by myself by the way!" Stan stated with a hint proudness at his creativity, referencing to Tweek's addiction to coffee amd Craig's love towards his favourite show; Red Racer. "I gotta give it to you, that is quite creative." "I know right!"

Back with the two infront of them, with Jimmy having more sensitive ears making him having good hearing, listened to the whispered conversation from word to word. He couldnt help it, he was curious alright. "Eavesdropping, are we?" Timmy teased the brunette again despite having the same expression. "I-It's not my fault that my ears h-h-hassss good hearing!" Jimmy quickly defended himself, his face slowly burning from being caught by the latter. "I do say, CaffeineRacer is a much better ship name, rather than combining the couple's names based on who's top and bottom seen by the fandom." he nonchalantly commented, unaware that he accidentally broke the 4th wall with Jimmy raising a brow at him.

"I wonder if people have other names for timjim–"

"!?" "Ha??"

That sentence coming out from Stanley's mouth caught the two off guard, making them stop in their tracks while the Tegridy kids just walked past them, unaware that they've been listening on their conversation. Both Timmy and Jimmy's faces went instant red - they sometimes forgot that a few people ship them very much cause of the lack of their shi– COUGHS COUGHS - atleast they stopped right besides their lockers..

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Wake up, eat, go to school, fight crime, shower, sleep and repeat. That's their daily lives now, fuck.

So a little reminder, the New Kid has timefarted themselves along with Freedom Pals, Professor Chaos and General Dissaray into a different timeline where their powers were REAL real, living double lives and meeting new faces as well as old ones - so far - now they need to pretend that everything is completely normal, definitely didnt swap places with their other versions..

Just finished taking a shower after a long, tiring day at school, the New Kid laid down on their bed to rest for a bit. Can't believe their power farts are goddamn real now.. well, it is real ever since they were little. Besides, Timmy's and Kenny's powers are also real. They're just powered up when they entered this timeline, although Kenny still thinks that his immortality is a curse, poor dude. Opening their eyes back, they heard a notification from their phone and opened it straight away. It was from Call Girl!

>Reporting all Freedom Pals along with Prof. Chaos and General Dissaray to Freedom Pals base<

A meeting at this hour?? Its probally to discuss about their current situation. New Kid then stood up from their bed and just, well, turn around a few times as they transformed into their superhero outift. Not sure how it works in this timeline, video game logic supposedly, maybe they went through a magical transformation like in those magical girls anime behind the scene. Who knows?

"Hey, New Kid!" Leaning towards the window frame was Human Kite, his curly hair poking out fron his hood that has special cutouts on the top of the hood for his alien antennas peeking out. Atleast his costume here looks better than the other one. Getting down with the kite alien's help, New Kid safely landed on the ground. "See ya', New Kid!" Human Kite smiled at them before flying away from the place. As the farting vigilante made their way towards the nearby Fast Travel, they couldnt helo but notice how less of the crimes were happening in the small town - keyword; less - sure some places are still trashed (possibly from the 6th/10th graders) and vandalism on somebuildings but the chaos was more lesser than the one in their home. Maybe cause they play superheroes while their versions in this one are actually ones. Wait a minute, a question quickly went through the New Kid's mind when they saw the Fast Travel in the distance; did they even have a Fast Travel to Tegridy Farms? the last time they used Tupperware's basement for their superhero game was during the Mitch Conner incident. When he moved to the outskirts of South Park, the team decided to relocate the base in the Coon's basement. Deciding to test their luck, New Kid try it anyway as they spun the lightning emblem  to call FastPass once they reached the checkpoint. Just like always - or atleast their imagination during usual gameplays before - FastPass arrived at the place in a blink of an eye! The speedster gave the New Kid a smile as they check the map. Tegridy Farms, Tegridy Farms.. ah, there it is! Looks like the map extended as more locations are available all around South Park such as Casa Bonita and the summer camp, no need to use the DLC bus anymore. Though New Kid was qorried for the speedster since these locations are definitely further away than their usual route depsite their empty expression. "D-don't worry, New Kid! Nothing for a s-s-speedster like me could handle!" FastPass reassured them before picking the location Tegridy Farms, duh. The speedster nodded as he took the New Kid's by their hand before using his superspeed to arrive at the Fast Travel near the Freedom Pals base. "A-alright, let's go New Kid!" FastPass beamed the other another smile before they make their way towards Tupperware's house. Huh, looks like the brunette stutters less in his superhero sona.

The New Kid isnt even a new kid anymore, they've been living here for atleast 4 years now! They probably haven't gotten used to calling him Dovahkiin yet

As the entered the building, the two quickly made their way towards the basement where the base was - they were really lucky that the Black's let them use their basement for their superhero stuff, both in this and their original timeline - Thank you so much Tup. Based on their (not really theirs) memories, every parent of the young heroes - except Toolshed's - knows that their kid has superpowers. Only Tupperware's parents know about everyone in Freedom Pals and kept it a secret.

Some heroes were already in the base such as Tupperware (it's literally his house afterall), Human Kite, Doctor Timothy, Professor Chaos, General Dissaray and Captain Diabetes. As the two head downstairs into the basement, FastPass quickly made his way towards the telepath without a second thought, putting his crutches aside once he sat next to the wheelchair user. Chaos and Dissaray were talking about Hello Kitty (Chaos brought it up), Human Kite and Captain Diabetes talking about random stuff (probably some gossip in school, they've become quite friends now), Doc and FastPass sharing some jokes and Dovah with Tupperware checking some stuff of their social media.

It took a while for everyone to arrive, they suprisingly have a large table in there. Bigger than the one they have in the Coon's lair back at their universe. Anyway, as the leader of Freedom Pals, of course Doctor Timothy will be starting the meeting as he communicated with them telepathically in everyone's minds. "Alright then, shall we start this meeting?" The doc asked for confirmation from the fellow heroes, plus two villains. "Wait, i feel like we're missing people here", Tupperware blurted out, looking around in the room for a moment. Right after he said that, a cloud of smoke was heard right after a small POP noise at the end of the staircase. The smoke smelled suprisingly sweet, as if it was candy. Not to mention it was PINK. They would usualy be on guard immediately if something like that happens but there's something in their heads that is saying to not be worry about it.

"Sup guys! Miss us yet?"

"Sorry bout' the dramatic entrance.. Venom insisted."

Known for her Japanese middleschool uniform on, Venom is one of the two superheroes who appeared during their Civil War besides Dovah during 4th grade. Being classes as a gadgeteer in the character sheet, Venom's classic weapons are bombs! Smoke and explosive bombs to be exact. Not to mention her short blonde hair with peachy tones at the end of her hair, the bright colour is something no one could miss! Especially with the giant needle where she keeps her bombs on her back-

Now, the second is ChinaGirl. Of course, from her superhero name alone, her outfit itself is inspired by the Chinese traditional clothing for women, cheongsam. Having the splits on each side starting from her waist, she always wear pants underneath the dress and an extra accessory(the belt) to hold her classic weapon(a staff with a hidden blade and thumbtacks on each end of the stick). She also wears a mask to cover her eyes, just like Mysterion and pins to hold her hair in a bun.

Here's the catch: the two suddenly disappeared after the whole Mitch Conner incident AND no one has figured out their identities yet. Doctor Timothy tried once or twice to read their minds out of curiosity but he couldn't cause ChinaGirl can empty her head - like actual zero thoughts - while Venom had a lot of intrusive thoughts going on like haywire (Doc got a headache after). It's a mystery alright but maybe they'll tell them soon..? 4 years later and the two finally showed themselves (occasional visits during dire situations), looking slightly different from their 4th grade selves. They only reason everyone in the room recognise them is because of ChinaGirl's dress and Venom's same hair and bangs

Now that they are here, one problem;

THE MEETING IS THEIR DISCUSSION ON THEIR CURRENT PREDICAMENT!!

They might be convinced that they're just pranking them if they hear them out-

"Oh, are you guys worried about the whole universe swap?" Venom asked as she took a seat next to Super Dude, a teammate she was often assigned with during missions before. "Yeah, dont worry. Dov told us everything about it." ChinaGirl added before sitting next to Mysterion, also would be partnered with the dark vigilante. "You did?", Mosquito raised a brow as he turned his head towards the New Kid, where they nodded in response. Yup, the three are close friends. High possibility that they stayed in conatct despite the occasional disappearance of the two. "So i assume that we can continue this discussion?" Doctor Timothy decided to cut them off to not waste any more time, its getting later afterall and they still have school the next day. Everyone nodded after. "Very well, may out first meeting in an alternative universe start!" 

"Osu!" "Hai!"

...

"Eh?" "Ha-?"

Alright, Toolshed being 25% and FastPass being 10% japanese in this universe isnt in anyone's bingo list. (HEAR ME OUT- i mean, hear my friend out about this headcanon)

In previous meetings, Toolshed and FastPass always replied those words out of habit. They heroes eventually got used to it.

But not them of course

"Woah..", Human Kite blurted out as he remembered the reason behind Toolshed's slightly thinner eyes. Finally snapping out of it, Doctor Timothy quickly returned to the meeting.

"So, as everyone knows our current situation, Dovah has time farted during battle and instead of a few days into the pass/future, we have possibly swapped places with ourselves in this universe. Now, we are lucky that we share the memories of the said versions. Depsite that fact, i think that everyone agrees that we couldn't get used to it quite yet." Doctor Timothy stated as everyone nodded.

"Which is why we need to find a way to get back to our world as soon as possible before we accidentally stop a canon event from happening because of our recklessness. " the telepath continued before Mosquito raised his hand. "Cant we just let the New Kid let out another massive fart- bzz?" The hybrid asked before slapping a hand over his mouth, realising that he literally let out a mosquito noise that isnt on pirpose this time for his character. "No, that eont do. Dovah's farts are unpredictable when it comes to situations like this. Who knows, what if you guys end up in another world instead of yours?" ChinaGirl stated, reminding the Freedom Pals plus Chaos and Disarray. "Yeah, havent you guys remembered yet the last time they tried?", Venom also reminded them. She couldnt help but to share her memories about her favourite 'fart-cident'

Alright, flashback!!

The Freedom Pals were heading towards Tweak's coffee shop since Tweek's dad insisted to treat the fellow heroes. On their way there, the stumbled upon a few mutants - possibly from Dr. Mephesto's lab - causing mischief yet again. Sometime during the battle when one of the mutants were about to knock Toolshed off the battlefield, Dov quickly tume farted to skip it's turn. Once the green smoke cleared off, they quickly returned to the battle without noticing the changes. Instead, the others who weren't picked as combat buddies and were currently waiting on the side of the sidewalk did. "The Coon was about to say something about the change until Mysterion quickly put a hand over her mouth to not disturb the fight. After they finished (Dovahkiin, Toolshed, Mosquito and Tupperware) kicking their mutant asses, they finally realised the said difference. They were genderbent, though Dov still looked the same. "Woah! What the–!?" Mosquito jumped as she noticed her appearance, the fact that she's wearing a skirt and has longer hair that reaches past her hips. Tupperware quickly calmed the other down before she panics while flying all over the place, a habit Mosquito has. Once they reached the coffee shop and settled down in one big group - after they took their orders - they began to lose it/j. It was weird alright, everyone in town was genderbent and all that. The most obvious thing about it was that some wore skirts, shorts instead, longer hair and more feminine looking. CallBoy for his case more masculine looking. Of course the person behind it looked the same as ever. They dropped the topic after a few long minutes, relaxing in their seats while drinking their coffee for once in a while. Super Kick (Super Dude) had way too much fun twirling around in her skirt despite her usual blank expression and flat tone saying "I'm sooooo happy right now." while Toolshed had fun with combing Mysterion's now longer hair with her fingers. Too many tied strands but she managed to get through. Mysterion's hair was actually soft if she combed it. Since they swapped places with their genderbent versions of themselves during battle, they're guessing that the two universes are the exact same from their movement, thinking, speaking, people and etc. The only difference being their gender

"Or the time we end up being heroes in Japan?", ChinaGirl spoke up, also wanting to share her favourite 'fart-cident'

Another Flashback:

The Freedom Pals were in the base as they were practising their skills in the Danger Deck. Dovah, Captain Diabetes, The Coon and Call girl were fighting some holographic jerks (the 10th graders). Everything was going well so far before one of the holograms targetted Captain Diabetes who was low on health. Dov quickly used his time farting powers to skip their turn. After it was clearly, the four continued fighting so they could get this over with. "Time to DIY SOME justice! (Pretend that he said that in Japanese) Toolshed stated as he took out his screwdrivers and throw it horizontally, hitting some of the enemies that were in his range. "Eh?" "Ah" "Ha?" "...", everyone then realised that Toolshed just spoke in japanese "Haha! Look, Toolshed's actually a weeb!", Coon tried to make fun of the gadgeteer until he also spoke in Japanese "Alright, what the f*ck?" Super Dude blurted out as he landed a punch on one of the 10th graders, the hologram glitching before dissapearing. They decided to just quickly get this done so they could get out of the deck as soon as possible. "On come on, don't be a dick, Super Dude!" "You gotta speak up, l can't hear you over my massive middle finger", yes those two spoke in Japanese. Once the challenge is complete, the four immediately stormed out and went back to the meeting room where everyone looked as confused as them. "I assume you're confused on why we're speaking in Japanese?", Doctor Timothy questioned before FastPass continued. "Y-yup, this isn't a dr-d-dr-dream" (So yeah pretend that everyone's talking in japanese in this flashback). It was quite confusing but they quickly got used to it, their normal lives were also a bit interesting. Since being a stand-up comedian isn't really common in Japan, Jimmy in this universe is into art! Stanley is actually into Jirai Kei while Kyle really did had a Scene phase, not just a headcanon the fans made to pair him up with Goth Stan. They got back to their own universe after a day or so.

"Alright, alright, we get it!" The Coon stated as he didn't want to remember the other times even if it pipe his interests. "We don't have to worry about the other versions who are currently in our universe then if this wasn't their first time" Tupperware commented as he let out a sigh of relief, getting a nod from Venom and ChinaGirl. "A-and you two would r-r-reappear when that happens?" FastPass questioned before earning another nod from Venom. "South Park has already enough heroes so we dont appear often unless you guys are in trouble just like the urrent situation" ChinaGirl responded before Doctor Timothy spoke up again. Telepathically. "You said that they usually return back after a day or so. How come it hasnt happened with us yet? It's more than a day already." The strawberry blonde questioned as he stared at the two. "Ding, fing! That's why we're here!", Venom happily responded while ChinaGirl just nodded before explaining further. "Like what FastPass asked, we would show up if you guys are in trouble. We heard that the team end up swapping universes again but shrug it off like usual since we're guessing you guys would go back the next day. Noticing that you guys haven't do so, we decided to interfere and help find a way back. Safely atleast.."

"Safely?? What does t-t-that supposed to mean?" FastPass quickly asked back, raising a brow at ChinaGirl

"You heard me, we'll help by finding a way for the team - plus Chaos and Disarray - go back before you'll get roped into fights. Considering the differences between our two universes, it's clear that you'll be fighting the villains for realsies." ChinaGirl continued

"Safely, huh? We'll see about that。"

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HOLY BEEN A WHILE SINCE I UPDATED THIS

I deeply apologise for this as i was also too fixated on my au *crying emoji*

Unfortunately i don't have any ideas to continue this considering i've lost interest in South Park.. again.. even if i do continue now, the characters may be extremely out of character but i'll try to write the rest of the chapters i have in my notebook before i lost ideas on continuing

The characters there are still a bit ooc, and no beta read

I'll try to get myself the same spirit i had on creating this au in the future again, since this was created back at 2022, only started to actually write a story about it last year

Who knows, maybe i'll continue the story after a year or two

Again, so sorry for this :,[