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1. (Not Quite) Prince Charming by manic_intent

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Feb 2013

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   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Thorin's Company
   • Gandalf
   • That AU where Bilbo is a security analyst (NOT a spy thank you Kili)
   • and Thorin is a king of some remote isolationist European country
   • the concept of the modern monarchy is so unfashionable isn't it Thorin
   • and Gandalf is ex-MI6
   • and Bilbo isn't sure whether they're trying to save the world
   • or just the isolationist European country
   • but he isn't entirely sure whether this is really his cup of tea
   • damn Gandalf and his meddling
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

   Summary

   The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.

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