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Hi, I'm Lyssa! I've been an SMG4 fan for a super long time, and I've been reading the awesome fanfics everyone has been posting. I'm sort of an amateur writer, so I decided to give the whole fanfiction writing thing a try. I would really love to hear any positive comments or constructive criticism, because I am always looking to become a better writer. That being said, I also take requests. Please send in nothing illegal, but other than that, I will try my best to listen to your guys' ideas! I have many oneshots planned out already, so requests could be a little slow.
Here are some of my opinions on this fandom's ships.
SMG34: This ship is what got me reading fanfics in the first place, and many of the stories I write will be based on these two fruit loops.
Marware: This ship is cute, but I do prefer it when it is written as an enemies to lovers story rather than an established relationship.
Megari: This would be cute. They're not the best, but I can definitely see the draw to the ship and their compatibility.
Megario (I think that's what it's called): I see them as more of siblings, and their age difference is unsettling, to say the least.
Bomg1: They've never interacted. Maybe if they ever talk in an episode, I can begin to see and understand their ship.
Mar4: They would be good as friends with benefits, or maybe with an undefined relationship.
Mar3: I can only see this if the timeline is the YouTube arc.
CatVideo: I recently discovered this ship, but I really like it and I think that it is one of the ships that may be closer to canon than the others.
Symbols I use for the stories
☁️- Fluff (light kissing, crushes, blushing, flustered, etc.)
💔- Angst (the big sad)
🥝- Lime (detailed makeout scenes, suggestive language and actions)
😂- Jokefic (satire fun)
☯️- Platonic (no romantic relationships)
🗑️- Brain Dump (shorter oneshots, usually around 1k words that just come to me randomly)
⚡- AU (this changes the whole future of the episode)
❓- What if (this has no effect on the future, it is just an insignificant episode change)
🌺- Requested Prompt
There will be no sexual activity in this book. I'm not fully comfortable with reading/writing this.
Headcanons
I try my best not to stray from canon, but here are a few of my major ones.
- SMG2 is a girl. He literally wears a dress and sounds feminine, so my stupid ass didn't realize he was a boy until I already began writing many of these. This is why it won't change and it will be having him as a girl.
- Mario is smarter than he looks, he speaks Italian way more than canon, and he is left handed.
- SMG3 has shoulder length hair that he tucks into his hat to look more manly and less gay. But, let's be honest. Who is he fooling?
- SMG4 is an amazing cooker and SMG3 is an amazing baker.
- Mario is 5'8, SMG3 is 5'9, and SMG4 is 5'11.
- Karen is half human, half cat. Don't ask how that happened, this is just what I see her as... 💀
- Boopkins is thirteen years old, making him a minor. This means that I will never ship him with anybody, ever.
- Mr. Puzzles used to work for the government before he was fired and began terrorizing the crew, realizing he wanted a perfect world where he was loved by everyone.
- Eggdog is trying his best to learn English, but he and Beeg speak in Meme Language.
Okay, I think that's everything. I hope you enjoy my one shots, and please leave comments if you see any mistakes! This is not beta read (we die like Axol) and I have no energy to read the stories 100% before I post them.
Thanks for clicking on this book!