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Who is Elton John’s new beau?
This article attempts to answer that question. A surprise guest at princess Tilde’s wedding showed up in the form of the superstar Elton John. But the real question is who was he with? With some digging it was revealed to be a high end tailor by the name of Harry hart. An unassuming man at first glance but further research suggests otherwise. He’s been spotted in a number of loaded locations over the years around many political figures and events. Is he who everyone sees when they want high end clothing? The answer is no, or at least that’s what the celebrities we asked who had been at such events claim. So what is he really doing there and how did he snag Elton John? It also brings up the question of who is whose plus one as it is the same tailor shop that Gary unwin works at, Kingsman tailors.
No prior contact was found between the Swedish royals and kingsman tailors before princess tilde and Gary unwins relationship sprouted seemingly out of the blue. How is such a high end store like kingsman still in business when in truth we could find very few who actually shop there? Well we unfortunately have been unable to answer these questions and all parties involved have declined questioning. As such, we are left to wonder is there something more behind kingsman? And how do these ordinary men keep landing such famous figures.