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Famous last hike

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My dad made me go on multiple long and very strenuous hikes around the Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Arches National Park, and Zion National Park. At the end of the trip I wrote this parody of the MCR Song “Famous Last Words” this song is based on that trip. I sang this song in the car on the way to the airport to annoy my sisters and I’ll post it here to annoy them some more.

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Well I know that I can’t make you hike
But where’s your heart
But where’s your heart
But where’s your?

And I know there’s nothing I can say to change that part
To change.

Epic guitar solo.

So many switchbacks to hurt the kiddos
But can I speak?
It is hard understanding why dads complete
A hike that’s so demanding
I get so weak
A hike that’s so demanding
I can’t breathe.

I am not afraid to keep on hiking
I am not afraid to walk this trail alone
Abby if you stay I’ll take your iPhone
Nothing you can say will make me turn back home.

Can you see it’s only three more miles
But it’s probably gonna take a while
Because we’ve run out of trail mix
And I’m so weak.

It is hard understanding why dads complete a hike that’s so demanding
I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on hiking
I am not afraid to walk this trail alone
Abby if you stay I’ll take your iPhone
Nothing you can say will make me turn back home.

These long hikes have always murdered me
These long hikes have always murdered me I say

I see you hiking next to me with water that you’ll never drink
Awake and unafraid
I’m asleep and dead

Cause I see you hiking next to me with water that you’ll never drink
Awake and unafraid
I’m asleep and dead.

Cause I see you hiking next to me with water that you’ll never drink
Awake and unafraid
I’m asleep and dead

Cause I see you hiking next to me with water that you’ll never drink
Awake and unafraid
I’m asleep and dead.

I am not afraid to keep on hiking
I am not afraid to walk this trail alone
Abby if you stay I’ll take your iPhone
Nothing you can say will make me turn back home.

I am not afraid to keep on hiking
I am not afraid to walk this trail alone
Abby if you stay I’ll take your iPhone
Nothing you can say will make me turn back home.

I am not afraid to keep on hiking
I am not afraid to walk this trail alone
Abby if you stay I’ll take your iPhone
Nothing you can say will make me turn back home.