Archive of Our Own ^beta

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*#1fan created a new server and added 20+ people*

12:25AM

#1fan: YOOOOO
HAI GUYS:D

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA<3: Hiiiiii

Aple: Whwere af i???/

#1fan: I made a server for us all!!

Kn1f3: Its the middle of fourth🙏
Couldn't you have waited till after school for ts?

Tube-tastic: Fan, it would have been lovely if you had waited.
I quite enjoy this class.

#1fan: Shhh:3

Tube-tastic: Anyway, everyone get off. You need to pay attention in class.

*#1fan and 4 others went offline*

1:15PM

WILDcard: oh sick new chat
sup guys
Hold up ima get Soap online too
@Keepcleaning

Keepcleaning: I cant talk I'm cleaning the cafeteria

Sarcasmspasm: That's the only thing you ever do

Hotbritish: Not to agree with nickel in any way

Sarcasmspasm: Rude

Hotbritish: But why and how are you allowed to do that in fifth period?

Keepcleaning: The school is very understaffed

OGAY: That cafeteria is disgusting
Thank you Soap

Keepcleaning: Np^^
Im going back to cleaning now

WILDcard: Ok so im heading to the bathroom to skip rn
And who tf is this goth looking chick?

OGAY: You shouldnt be skipping

WILDcard: Im tired tho:(

OGAY: Also theres a batch of new students
Student council is supposed to help them adjust

WILDcard: I wonder what kinda music she likes
Hmmmm

Sarcasmspasm: You're always doing that

Walmart<3: Why ARE you always asking ppl that?/Srs

WILDcard: Good judge of character

#1fan: That is very true
Only reason me and Lightbulb started talking was bcuz she liked spoiled lemon

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: Yuppers^^
And i don't think me and Painty could date if they didn't like Spoiled lemon

Starving_artist: I don't like spoiled lemon
They suck
I just tolerate it for you

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: AWW<333

Starving_artist: .....<3

StrongestJock: Can you fuckers shut up so i can finish beating up this new kid?

Walmart<3: Oh, thats!

OGAY: Trophy...
Don't do that.

StrongestJock: I do what i want

OGAY: I can get you expelled.

StrongestJock: ....
Fine
But only because this kid is boring anyway

Sarcasmspasm: The way you folded so quickly

Piano_Paper: He's been expelled too much.
Anymore and every school in the district is basically off limits.

#1fan: What did the kid look like???

StrongestJock: Uhh
Blue hair, scrawny build, short, looks pathetic
He was carrying like 5 pinecones in his backpack as well

#1fan: Oh that's Goo!
He's actually not the worst
A little weird tho

4:50PM

BestgamerPickle: Anone wanna hopp on mincesfrat sever?

Piano_Paper: Ooo sure
@OGAY
Wanna join babe?

OGAY: If you're playing, of course i will.

Piano_Paper: Aww<3

#1fan: ....
Can we not please?

Hotbritish: Just because you're sad and alone doesn't mean others have to be as well.

#1fan: What if I don't like it?

Piano_Paper: Im sorry if you don't like it, but cant you just look away?

#1fan: @Tube-tastic help me explain pls

Kn1f3: Loser needs to be defended

Tube-tastic: Some people don't enjoy public shows of affection from others in front of them, as it makes them uncomfortable or brings up painful memories of the past. These people most commonly identify as Aroace ( An umbrella term for the broader Aroace spectrum). Not everybody does though, so its important to ask before hand. When around someone with this mindset, its good to ask (and respect), their boundaries about shows of affection.
I hope this clears things up!

Piano_Paper: Im sorry fan

#1fan: Nah its not that bad over text
just caught me off guard for a sec
ALSO I WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT

OGAY: Back to his normal self again.

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Infinite insanity

8:47PM

OGAY: Who's ready for fireworks tonight?!

#1fan: I'm having s'mores rn so yippi 2 that.
But not fireworks

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: YAYAY SO EXITEDD RAHH ><

BestgamerPickle: Oh shir
I forgt it was hhe 4th...

Sarcasmspasm: Lemme guess,
Too busy playing games?

BestgamerPickle: I startes a new Minecwraft game man

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: I JSUTS SAW A BIG ONE:DD!!!!

Starvingartist: Lightbulb is currently running around screaming at all the fireworks in pure joy btw

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: THEYRE AMAZISMG 🎉

BestgamerPickle: Rijht...
Well i domt really car for themw so im goind bavk to Miencraft

Kn1f3: Suitcase isn't doing the best
She has pillows taped to her ears...
Somehow

Hotbritish: Similar story here, Mic is currently on my bed covered with a bunch of blankets.
Mic and her family are over for fourth of july by the way.

Kn1f3: Oof

Walmart<3: I cant tell if Apple hates or loves them.
One moment she's running around the next she's covering her ears

🎀Bow<3🎀: She said "I like them but they're sometimes too loud and too bright"

Walmart<3: Ohhh
Ok that makes sense

Tube-Tastic: These fireworks are quite pretty!

Starvingartist: Yea they're actually nice:)

#1fan: LIGHTBULB STOP RUNNING AROUND WITH THE SPARKLER
YOUR SCARING ME

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: NEVER JTS SOSOSO FUN^^

OGAY: Bomb, Paper, and I have sparklers as well!
Very exciting stuff.

WILDcard: Aghahdhdhuususjsu
:(

Walmart<3: I'm sorry about that Mic
You 2 Suitcase

Aple: Ye tgis sicks alote:{

Plantloverbomb: T-the F-firew-works ar-re s-starting for m-me!

Sarcasmspasm: Why do you stutter in text🙏

Plantloverbomb: I-it brin-ngs c-comfort?
Idk

Tube-Tastic: Fascinating!
Could I ask you more about that later Bomb?

Plantloverbomb: S-sure!^^

#1fan: I'm scared 4 the fireworks to start...
Its gonna loud

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: I'm so excited you don't understand...!!!!!!!!!!!

Starvingartist: It's weird when you aren't in cap anymore.

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: OOPS
THIS BETTER?!?:))

Starvingartist: Great...

#1fan: lol!

~+Pepper+~: I just realized this chat existed
Sorry guys!
Anyway me and Salty Salt are watching the fireworks together^^

~+Salt+~: Yes, but it would be way better with OJ here<3

OGAY: Love that.

Piano_Paper: It's ok OJ, I'm right here!<3

OGAY: Thank you.

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: AGHATHEHAHGSRAHGAHA
FIREWORKS

Aple: Fjreworksa!!;!
Thia is vey fun^^

🎀Bow<3🎀: I'm glad your enjoying it<3

Tube-Tastic: Ok, I would suggest we all get off our phones so we can enjoy the view better.
I'm wishing everyone a safe night!

🎀Bow<3🎀: Gnnn!

*Everyone went offline*

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Infinite insanity

1:10

WILDcard: Have I told y'all how much I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL

Tube-Tastic: You have stated it many times, yes.

WILDcard: WELL PE IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD WIEVJEHD

StrongestJock: Do not diss my favorite subject like that.
BUDDY

Kn1f3: Of course that's your favorite class
Stereotypical fake ass bitch

WILDcard: FR THO
CUZ LIKE HOW COULD ANYONE LIKE THAT TORTURE!!

#1fan: IKR it sucks
I don't wanna runa round on top of doing math I don't understand🙏🙏
Thankfully I'm in robotics rn

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: :000
Robotics IS SO FUN><
I LOVE CODINGGG

WILDcard: Honestly.
How do any of you enjoy school in the slightest..

OhGAY: School is something you can't avoid Mic.
I've seen you guys try it enough times to know that.

Tube-Tastic: I do not get the appeal of attempting to skip school.
I find it quite enjoyable!

Sarcasmspasm: We know ya freak
Not everyone enjoys mind games 24/7 tho

🎀Bow<3🎀: School does suck!
Like, ughhhh
I just wanna hang out with Marshy and Apple all day:(

Aple: Sjool hirtz mw:(((

OhGAY: Apple don't you have special tools to help you with school?

Aple: yra
Theu sont rwaally hwlp mish thpugh

WILDcard: SEE!!
SCHOOL EDUCATION IS HORRIBLEEW
IT DOESN'T HELP YOU AND IT'S A BIG BIG DICKY BITCH
especially PE

Sarcasmspasm: Is that why OJ enjoys school?
Cuz it's a "Big big dicky bitch"??

OhGAY: My heart is for Paper only.
And also, wouldn't that be implying Test tube likes it for that too?

Kn1f3: Dude.
We all see how gay she is.
Fruity fuck ass

Tube-Tastic: "Fuck ass" doesn't work in that situation.
Also I am not "Gay".
I may support them, but I am straight.

Sarcasmspasm: Keep telling yourself that buddy.

Starvingartist: I've come on to say:
Test tube you are in fact very gay stop lying to yourself!

#1fan: They say, running past her, their voice fading into the distance at how fast they're running past.

Starvingartist: Fan don't ever do that again.
Also you didn't even word it well at all???
Like at least make it look good

Tube-Tastic: While I don't agree with Paintbrush on the whole "me being gay" thing, I do agree on the Grammer thing.
Please do fix your grammar Fan.

OhGAY: Grammar is very important!

Paino_Paper: You tell em babe!<3

#1fan: OMG
THIS GROUP CHAT IS FULL OF QUEERS JEESUS.

Tube-Tastic: As I have stated, I am not "queer"!

#1fan: Test tube. Oh sweet innocent Test tube.
I know what you are more than you do.
It's almost sad

WILDcard: Even I can see your gay.
You're just lying to yourselfffff

Tube-Tastic: You're not apart of this Microphone.

OhGAY: Technically, she is!
If you're discussing things on the group chat, it's everyone's business.

BestgamerPickle: Antone wana hop on the Minecraft sewver?

WILDcard: UGJATAYAGAHW
I WOULD IF I COULD MAN💔💔

OhGAY: Pickle, we're in school right now.
We should be learning.

Casingsuit: I'll join!!

ExplosiveBomb: I-i will as we-ell

StrongestJock: Anyway sure I'll join

Piano_Paper: I would but this is one of my only classes with OJ.
Sorry!
:)

BasedBall: I also would, but it's a similar story with me and Nickel

Sarcasmspasm: Yep.
Also Pickle asking to play Minecraft is like the only thing you ever do

BestgamerPickle: I likw Minecraft man

Sarcasmspasm: Yea we can tell

Tube-Tastic: Anyway, I'm going back to class.
I suggest you guys do too.
Or go to "Minecraft", technically.

OhGAY: Yep me too!
See y'all later👋!!

Sarcasmspasm: Aight
Bye

WILDcard: FUCKCUCK
URGEHRHHR
FINE BYE

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Infinite insanity

4:37PM

WILDcard: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK THANK GOD SCHOOL IS OVER well it's been over but still-! OK ANYWAY We need to make a group Spotify playlist RNN

#1fan: OMG YESS

Sarcasmspasm: Nah Fans just gonna put a bunch of fnaf shit

#1fan: WHA I WOULD NOT:(

Tube-Tastic: I'm sorry Fan, but I have to agree with nickel on this one.

Casingsuit: Can I add lemon demon??
Bcuz if so I'm down

WILDcard: OFCC
I LOVE LEMON DEMONNFKRIRNNR

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: I HEARD LEMON DEMON??

Casingsuit: YASSS

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: Just backread
Group playlist?!?!?!
:D
@Starvingartist
@Starvingartist

Starvingartist: What

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: HROUP PLAYLIST

Starvingartist: Oh sick
I better be able to put mother mother on that

WILDcard: You will dw:)

Tubetastic: We need a link to it Mic.
Can't exactly put songs on nothing.

WILDcard: Ohhh Yea
Kk
*Link to a Spotify playlist called 'Gc songs'*

Sarcasmspasm: Shit ass name

OGAY: It's where the songs are from though.
It makes sense.

Comedyislife: I feta be able to put Weird al yankovic!
....get it?

StrongestJock: Sadly

WILDcard: I honestly feel bad for y'all...

Starvingartist: Why??

WILDcard: Uhmmhmm
Just check the song list...

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: MIC
HOW MANY KF THEM WILL SHE PUT EVERYONE??🦀🦀🦀

WILDcard: PENELOPE SCOTT IS THE GREATEST PERSON IN YHE WORLD IM SORRYY

starvingartist: Good god
That has to be genuinely all of her songs

WILDcard: Actually it's not!
I'm missing the entirety of mysteries for rats (Minus Over the moon ofc) and surprisingly a decent amount of public void

1#Fan: WAIT
IS THAT THE PERSON THAT MADE THE RÃT SONG??

WILDcard: YES
SHE'S MY FAVORITE ARTIST DUDE I LOVE HER
CHECK OUT HER OTHER SONGS I BEGGG🙏🙏

Sarcasmspasm: Mic you sounded so much like Test tube
When you spewed all that shit.

Tube-Tastic: Don't compare me to that creature

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: TUBEEEE
She has so much joy and whimsy though!!
It's a blessing to be compared to her!!:)

Tube-Tastic: Mhm.

Sarcasmspasm: Ok anyway why the hell do all of you have such shit music taste.

OhGAY: Well,
It's not bad? Per say
Just,... Very, interesting!

WILDcard: IM SORRY WE ACTUALLY ENJOY OUR LIVES
JESUS

1#Fan: That is so inaccurate and you know it
I've seen your playlists Mic

Starvingartist: Can confirm
I have also seen them

OhGAY: What are her playlists..?

Starvingartist: "This woman has stolen my heart<3 She just doesn't know it yet. A yearning lesbain playlist based on my personal experiences."

StrongestJock: Dam
I didn't think she was that bad

Casingsuit: Oh Mic...
Even I can't defend that

WILDcard: NOT SUITCASE TOO
IT'S NOT THAT BAD
LOOK AT FANS

Tube-Tastic: While I don't want to defend Microphone; Fan has some bad ones.

1#Fan: And that's my sign to watch YouTube folks!
Bye!!

Casingsuit: Dam
And he's gone

Aple: Muisc males my eats hurts:((+((

Walmart<3: I'm sorry sweetie<3
No music from Apple
I will however be adding This day Aria

ExplosiveBomb: T-THIS DAY AR-ARIA???
MLP??

1#Fan: WAITT OMGG MLPPP
Wiat shit I'm supposed to be gone

OhGAY: Isn't that a kids show?
About horses, might I add

1#Fan: *Poof!*

Tube-Tastic: It is.

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: BUT IT'S SUCH A GOOD SHOW
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!

ExplosiveBomb: Y-YEASSS

Walmart<3: The songs are great and anyone who says otherwise deserves to die

🎀Bow<3🎀: Dating Marsh has made it so I've heard most of the songs a bunch
It's definitely something!

Aple: Bowiieee
Anthind Marysmallow playd is ggood uou know thay!

🎀Bow<3🎀 That's true

OhGAY: Can we maybe get back to the fact that you all have an interesting music taste?

Casingsuit: What could be better than Lemon Demon??

OhGAY: Weezer.

Sarcasmspasm: Of course.
Why did I even give it a chance

StrongestJock: HOLY SHIT
BASIC ASS BITCH

Piano_Paper: It's not basic!
Most people have just recognized that it's good music!!

WILDcard: Indeed
Paper is correctio
Weezer is amazing

StrongestJock: We can agree on that, sure
BUT
He cannot slander others when he's being basic
Atleast choose something unique if your gonna bully someone

OhGAY: Like you're any different
You and your "I'm a jock that bullies people weaker than me because I'm alone and have nothing better to do!"

Comedyislife: Hey he's nacho lone!
Dammit
Thought I wouldn't do it

Piano_Paper: Anyway me and OJ have homework to do
That's why he's over at my house<3

OhGAY: Yep!
We'll talk later guys!

Starvingartist: What the fuck.

Comedyislife: ???
Was it my joke?
Is it that bad?

Starvingartist: It is bad
But that's not it
Who the FUCK put God damn Taylor Swift in our playlist.

Saltysalt: Guilty!
Hehe

WILDcard: SALT WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
HOLY SHIT
JUNP OFF A BRIDGE
GET OUT OF YOUR BED, GO TO THE KITCHEN, GRAB THE BLEACH UNDER TBE SINK, AND FUCKING CHUG IT ISTG

Saltysalt: Wow!
What's so bad about Taylor Swift?
She's amazing!

WILDcard: SHE'S FUCKING OVERRATED AND HAS GENERIC ASS SONGS

Starvingartist: Yea
She really doesn't need that many fans
Or money for that matter

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: She's not whimsical enough!
It's very mean to my community:(

Pepsi: Can I put Girl in red!?
Or is that something y'all don't like?

Starvingartist: Something we don't like..?
Dude it's a damn lesbian artist of course we like it

WILDcard: GIRL IN REDDD🤤🤤🤤😱😱😱

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: LESBIAN SONGSSSSSS

Pepsi: YAYY!!!
LESBIAN SONGS!!!

Tube-Tastic: You know what.
I'm adding some songs as well.
Maybe they'll teach you all how to be competent.

BasedBall: Okay first of all I'm adding Modern Baseball
And second of all, I don't think any of us our this stupid.
"100 digits of Pi"??
Really??

Tube-Tastic: I know damn well at least Microphone needs it.
Salt and potentially Pepper too.
As well as mostly everyone else; I'm just not going to type them all.

WILDcard: Honestly I do need it
The only multiplication facts I've memorized are the 9 ones

Sarcasmspasm: How the hell have you made it through school

WILDcard: UHHMM
UHHHH
It's a secret that may or may not involve asking someone I'm friends with to get answers from one of their friends *wink wink nudge nudge*

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: HMMM
WONDER WHO THST COULD BE??!?!!?
ANYWAY ME AND PAINTY ARE GONNA HAHG OUT BYEEEEE

WILDcard: ok Yea I'ma get off too
Good early night y'all;!!!!!!!

BasedBall: Good bye!
Yea i'm getting off too

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Infinite insanity

1:46AM

WILDcard: 😱😱😱
I'm suffering
A GF for me is so little
In our BIGG world
It's depleting
It's fading awayyyyy✂️✂️✂️

5:34AM

OhGAY: What did I just wake up to-

Casingsuit: Just a yearning lesbian
OJ you wouldn't understand

1#Fan: Omg imagine wanting to be in a relationship when you can't get bitches at all
Could never be me

WILDcard: Genuinely no one fucking asked
Go kill yourself

OhGAY: Mic, try to be nicer to him?
It's a school morning
Very early morning mind you

🎀Bow<3🎀 No Mic don't listen to him
Pop off

WILDcard: THANK YOU
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Casingsuit: I understood you as well!:)

WILDcard: OH SHIT
IM SORRY SUITCASE YOU DID UNDERSTAND
FORGIVE MEEEE

Casingsuit: It's ok Mic:))

WILDcard: Ok I have music to blast
And holy shit I forgot how bad that damn playlist is.

Hotbritish: Mic does get bitches
Thank you very much

WILDcard: OOO TACOO
HIIAIIIAII^^

Hotbritish: Hello Mic!
How are you?

WILDcard: GODOOD

OhGAY: Ok didn't you two date for like a week?
And then break up?

Hotbritish: Yes we did
I wasn't exactly in the right mental state for a relationship.

WILDcard: Oh yea are you good about that now???

Hotbritish: I'm fine Mic don't worry

OhGAY: huh.

🎀Bow<3🎀: me and my ex's stopped talking permanently

OhGAY: Yeah, I would imagine that's how people who break up typically act

WILDcard: Yea doesn't really work for us
Our families hang out together like all the time
Atleast every other weekend

Hotbritish: That's being generous and you know it

Starvingartist: How are you guys so awake rn
I'm genuinely going to kill the next person who texts.

9:40AM

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: Awhh Painty<33
Don't do that;!!!!
I like these people:)))

Starvingartist: Ok
Fine

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: YAHY
TY PAINTY❤️❤️

Casingsuit: Does anyone have ibuprofen??
I'm dying and in need of help

Walmart<3: I believe I have some!
Started my period a few days ago
Assuming it's the same for you?

Casingsuit: Yea
This morning:(

WILDcard: Oof
Mine just ended I feel so bad for y'all💔

Sickly: Cam I hsve slme tpp??.?

Walmart<3: Yea
We don't have any classes together though
You're gonna have to wait until lunch

Sickly: Vejng yrans on toip of a rallay shotty imunne systmw is hoerribel
:((

Sarcasmspasm: Dam
Honestly forgot you were trans

1#Fan: You pull it off really well!!

Starvingartist: HOLY SHIT
THERE'S THIS BITCH. IN MY PERIOD
HE'S ACTING LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE OMG

OhGAY: Who is it?

Sarcasmspasm: Is it Silver spoon

Starvingartist: I think so yea

Pepsi: THERE'S AN ORANGE FLY
SALTY
HELP

Saltysalt: Pep wtf
Girly
You're fine??
It's like, a fly

Pepsi: I'm going over to your desk<3

Tube-Tastic: Is it a Orange-legged drone fly?
They're common in this area.

Pepsi: Uhm
Like how would I know?

Tube-Tastic: ..
Fair point.
You guys are all really idiotic.

BRIGHTEST_BULB_EVA: Tube that's mean:(((

Tube-Tastic: Not a lie though.

Hot_air: Silvers pretty annoying, he keeps talking down to me!
Also hi guys
Haven't talked on here yet mb

Sarcasmspasm: Hey

Hot_air: Ohh
Hi nickel:))

Casingsuit: :00
HIAA BALLOON!!!

Hot_air: SUITCASEE:))

Casingsuit: I can't wait for lunch:))
Also Knife I can't remember if I took my meds todayyyy
:(

Kn1f3: You did

Casingsuit: Okokokkk!!!
That's goodd

1#Fan: OH IN A BLINK TONE
모두 잊고 즐겨봐
OH JN A BLINK GONE
놓치지 마 이 순간
IM TELLIN YOU BLINK GINE
후회는 남기지 말아
THE CLOKC GOES TICKTOCK TOCKTOCK TICKTOCK BLINK GONE

Sarcasmspasm: Here we go

1#Fan: I LOVE ALIEN STAGEEE‼️‼️
><
IVAN X TILL

Casingsuit: Alien stage??
I love my two lesbians

Hotbritish: Mic keeps telling me to watch it

WILDcard: PLSASSS
PLSSLAS

Hotbritish: Maybe after school

Tube-Tastic: This is one of my favorite classes
Please stop texting