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3 times Dazai's birthday was the horrible and one time it wasn't so bad.
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1.
Dazai woke up feeling miserable his head was pounding and his legs felt heavy as he walked around his room getting ready for the day. After putting his long black coat on he looked down at his phone and saw the date "June 19th” Dazai said to himself.
It was Dazai's birthday aka Another reminder of the suffering that he went through every day that just wouldn't end no matter what. Dazai always hated his birthday. His parents never really cared about him enough to celebrate and he didn't really have friends to do anything interesting with so most times he would just do nothing for the whole day.
Waving away his thoughts Dazai stepped outside his shipping container and started heading to the PM building.
Dazai groaned as he got closer "I have a feeling today is going to be horrible" .
As Dazai though that day was full of unfortunate situation and this was just he start.
2.
As soon as Dazai got to the PM he was given a recovery mission to take back some stuff that had been stolen from the mafia and to teach the gang who stole it a lesson about why they should have never messed with the mafia.
Usually he would be sent on this kinda mission with Chuuya but, for some reason Chuuya was no where to be found and apparently Mori had no idea where he was. Ignoring how suspicious that sounded since this mission was supposed to be fairly easy Dazai could just go with about a hand full of low level grunts and be done with it
Dazai and the grunts made their way into the gangs general area. He had positioned all of them to surround the base, they had been slowly moving in taking out the gang members one by one and everything was going as planned until...
Some dumb ass new recruit decided it would be a great idea to run in and try to take out as many people as they could. In doing that they had exposed the positions of everyone else there.
The gang had caught on fast and started to move the stolen goods and send some of their members to fight the mafia's.
To say Dazai was piss would be an understatement. His perfect plan was ruined( he of course had back ups but they were way more strenuous then this one )
"God can today get any worst"
3.
It can in fact get worst, the mission was a success but some grunts got injured and more importantly, some of the goods were damaged.If it was just the grunts Dazai could just get away with a mild talking to from Mori but with damaged goods he would probably end up getting a bigger punishment.
"This is going to be rough" dazai thought before stepping slowly into Mori's office.
It was a dark cold room that stenched of anesthetic. Mori was sitting at his desk facing the window. "Dazai your late" Mori said in a cold tone.
Dazai quickly kneeled down on the floor with his head tilted down"There were some complications with the mission" Mori turned around slowly in his chair to face Dazai "what do you mean a complication? The mission was simple you said it yourself". Mori said in a tone so shaper it could shatter glass.
Mori walked over to where Dazai was kneeled and looked down on him "what was lost" Dazai tilted his head up and started to speak "4 man are dead an--" Mori cut him off "Dazai you know I'm not talking about that, how much of the goods were damaged" Dazai gulped "half of the first box was damaged " .
Mori grabbed Dazai by the caller "How were they damaged you've done this before so I doubt it was just because of a small mistake". Dazai tried not to react when Mori lifted him up " A grunt went against the plan and got us discovered " Mori stared at Dazai so hard it was as if he was staring into his soul. Dazai flinched "you should have better control of your subordinates" Mori said while dropping Dazai to the floor.
Dazai let out a breath he didn't know he held in"sorry Mori, it won't happen again" Mori walk back over to his desk and pick up something out of site "Sorry doesn't cut it " Mori said while grabbing a gun and walk back over.
Dazai frozen. Mori leaned over pressing the gun over his shoulder. Dazai squeezed his eyes shut . Before--
BANG
The gun sounded out and the bullet hit the wall next to Dazai . "Next time I won't be so merciful, but since it's your birthday day I'll let it slide. Now get out"
Dazai rose quickly and rushed out the room.He was going to just go back to his shipping container and just lay there for the rest of the day until...
Chuuya Text him , which was odd because Dazai had not seen him all day. Dazai opened his phone to his contact.
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❤️ Slug❤️
Chuuyaaaaaaa where are you
Chuuyaaaaaa
??? Chuuya
Come to my apartment
???why
Just come.
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Whatever he must as well see what the slug wanted.
Dazai had made it to Chuuya's apartment easily since he had been there many times before .
When he finally made it there he rang the door bell not feeling like pick the lock. He heard Chuuya approaching the door.
The door opened, and Chuuya step in the door frame.
Chuuya had said Before he looked Dazai over. "God you look like hell " Chuuya said before moving aside from the door so Dazai could step in .
Dazai plopped down on Chuuya's couch not looking around him. Chuuya sat down next to him"so what happened to you" Dazai leaned into Chuuya's side "I had a shitty day nothing new" Chuuya watched Dazai closely for a bit before get up and saying "well let me make your day less shitty" Dazai scoffed "yeah sure "
Chuuya turned around heading to his bedroom "anyway since it's your birthday I got you something" Chuuya said while giving Dazai a small box . Dazai slowly opened the box and he saw a small blue mackerel plush "eww I hate it " Dazai said smiling.
Putting the plush to the side Dazai pull Chuuya down on the couch with him. He hugged Chuuya from the side and chuuya went down with out a few "thank you" Dazai whispered into his side.
Chuuya ran a head through the brunettes "your welcome"
They stayed like that fit the rest of the day and watched movies.
The end.