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Jay is a proud man.
He’s got the looks, the wealth, and everything else a man could want.
The only thing he’s lacking is nothing else but the perfect fit.
A significant other that truly satisfies his hunger.
A lover that understands that he is nothing else but a simple man .
He’s been married for two times already and now that he just turned 43, he can’t help but feel so fucking bored.
It’s a disgrace to his ego. That such a man like him can’t lead a stable home.
Well, for his first marriage, he completely blames his then wife. That stupid bitch was an infertile whore. Always so depressed, always had tears running down her face.
She’s so emotional that Jay couldn’t handle it. “Crazy bitch” or so he said. A useless woman, unworthy of his presence.
He felt like he was tied down to a woman that brings nothing to the table and only dragged him away from living a happy life.
He couldn’t care less if he promised “in sickness and in health” in front of the altar, he knew that living a lifetime with her would trap him in a hell full of her depressed cries.
“Women, weak beings…” he thought as she forced her to sign the divorce papers he handed her. “Don’t you ever inconvenience me anymore with your bullshit. You will forever be a useless woman, no man will ever intend to marry your sorry ass.” Jay scoffed as he kicked the woman out of his mansion.
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“Well, I guess that was something.” Jay laughed as he poured another glass of whiskey for his friend.
“Bro, trenta ka na and you’re still acting like a college student.” Sunghoon laughed as well.
“Not my fault that she was a useless bitch. She did nothing else but cry after knowing she can’t get pregnant.” Jay laughed.
“Heartless much?” Sunghoon knew of Jay’s insensitive attitude. He’s always been like that. To Sunghoon, it was just Jay being Jay .
“Gago na kung gago. Sino namang hindi tatamarin sa asawang ayaw magpakantot? Paano mabubuntis kung ayaw magpakantot? Kung baog pala siya, eh ‘di sana ginamit niya lang ang puke niya para painitin ang junior ko.” Jay complained to his best friend.
“Puro kantot lang nasa isip mo.” Sunghoon can’t help but laugh at Jay’s misery.
“Tangina mo, ikaw rin naman.” Jay shot back at Sunghoon.
Jay and Sunghoon were childhood friends turned into brothers for life.
Jay was Sunghoon’s best man at his wedding and vice versa.
They know about each other’s dirtiest secrets, nastiest kinks, and unholy affairs.
And like true brothers, they don’t judge each other. In fact, they tolerate each other’s sins.
“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do…” as they always say.
Wether it’s putting a rape drug on a random girl’s drink or cheating on their girlfriends, Jay and Sunghoon always got each other’s backs.
“You’ve turned soft. Nagka-asawa’t anak ka lang, nawala na si ‘silent killer’ Sunghoon. You’re a dad now bro, which means that you’re a boring old man na.” Jay teased Sunghoon.
Sunghoon choked on his whiskey and threw a small piece of ice towards Jay’s direction. “At ikaw, gago pa rin.” Sunghoon laughed. “I don’t know man, my wife truly changed me. It sounds so corny and I know it is but she rewired my brain.”
“Oh, sweet lover si daddy oh!” Jay laughed. “But seriously bro, congrats. I’m happy for you and your wife.” Jay initiated a fist bump. “Speaking of your wife. Is she okay that you’re here? I mean she only gave birth a week ago, I feel like I’m stealing her husband.” Jay laughed.
“It’s all cool bro. We have our nannies and she knows that you need me too. But only for tonight, I’m back with my daddy duties tomorrow.” Sunghoon laughed. “I guess I needed a short break as well. Everything’s been so overwhelming. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love my wife and my daughter but I sure hell could use a drink or two.”
“Thanks man, you’re a real bro for this. And by the way, I’m still pissed that you didn’t make me her ninong.” Jay faked being sulky.
“You? Her ninong? Never in a million years. Ang ninong dapat mabait!” Sunghoon laughed.
“What do you mean? Mabait naman ako ah!” Jay smirked.
“Kapag tulog!” Sunghoon threw a small piece of ice towards Jay.
“Whatever. I’ll be the cool tito na lang.” Jay said.
“Yeah, whatever you say bro.”
Sunghoon and Jay had a long night of drinking and catching up with one another that night.
It was just like their fun times during their college days. Years passed and yet they still find comfort in each other’s backs. Knowing that they knew of each other’s darkest secrets, only they could understand one another.
Partners in crime indeed.
“Sige na bro, I’ll get going na. Baka magalit pa si misis kapag wala ako sa tabi niya when she wakes up.” Paalam ni Sunghoon.
“Tangina, under ka na talaga ngayon bro. Nasaan na ba ‘yung fuck boy na Sunghoon na kilala ko?” Jay teased Sunghoon.
“Long gone, bro. Nagbago na ako, tangina ka talagang gago ka.” Sunghoon laughed. “Don’t expect me to keep up with your game, I’m a family man now.” Sunghoon sounded serious. “But don’t worry, I’ll listen to your yaps whenever I can. No judgement, like the old times.”
“Putangina talaga, kinilig ako doon ah!” Jay teased Sunghoon back. “Well, congrats bro. Looks like the married life suits you. And congrats on being a father too. Daddy ka na talagang hayop ka!” Jay laughed.
“At ikaw babaero pa rin!” Sunghoon joined Jay’s laughter.
“Man, ‘di ko kasi talaga ata kaya na isang puke lang ang hinihindot. I don’t about you but damn, I’ve yet to find a pussy that I’m willing to stay loyal too.” Jay was drunk and Sunghoon knew it.
“You know I don’t judge you but come on man, at some point, you’ve got to change your ways. But kung hindi ka talagang magbabago, eh bahala ka na, buhay mo naman ‘yan.” Sunghoon laughed. “Anyway, I really gotta go. See you when I see you, bro.”
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Back to the present, Jay is now 13 years older at 43 yet a decade filled with failed marriages and questionable relationships still hasn’t knocked the senses in his brain.
He still lives like a college fuck boy who thinks women are disposable beings, fucking girls after girls after girls.
Sunghoon, on the other hand, has a 13 year old princess he loves dearly.
Jay thinks Sunghoon is a dud for choosing to be tied down to his wife. Not that his best friend’s wife is ugly, in fact he agrees that she is exquisite. He’d totally fuck her if Sunghoon lets him. Anyway, Jay still can’t grasp the idea of fucking only one pussy his entire life.
At 43, Jay thinks that he probably should not pursue another marriage. He knows that no matter how hard he tries, it just won’t work.
Especially now that his newly divorced fucked him up with their settlements. She took a toll on Jay’s assets, even losing his house to her. “Fuck that whore, tangina talaga, gahamang puta!” Jay still can’t believe how much money that bitch got away with after their settlement.
That’s why currently, he is living at the old rundown house next to Sunghoon. It was musty but with the help of his best friend, they were able to at least turn it into a decent living space.
“Thanks a lot man, you’re a real lifesaver.” Said Jay. “Don’t mention it. You know I always got your back. Just limit your stupidity from now on.” Sunghoon mocked Jay. “Oh, fuck off!” Jay faked being offended.
“By the way, dalaga na si Sunoo ah. You’re a good dad, Sunghoon. I didn’t think you’d turn out this cool.” Jay genuinely praised his bro.
“Senti ‘yan?” Sunghoon laughed. “But yeah, Sunoo is 13 now, my little teenager. Sometimes I think she grows up too fast.” Sunghoon said softly.
“Awe, daddy is getting emotional!” Jay laughed out loud.
“Gago!” Sunghoon flipped Jay off. “I’m outta here, just come by if you need more help, manchild!” Sunghoon laughed.
After his best left, Jay was left alone with thoughts.
“Dalaga na nga si Sunoo…”
Jay knows it’s wrong. He’s never been attracted to girls as young as Sunoo.
But something about her soft and smooth milky-white skin, her cute and innocent face, her small and fragile frame. So short, so young …
“Tangina!” Jay was frustrated. Why? Because his dick was hard as a rock.
“Mali ‘to. Anak ni Sunghoon si Sunoo…” Jay thought to himself.
But as much as he wanted to divert his mind into something else, all he could hear was Sunoo’s sweet voice.
“Tito Jay…”
“Fuck, need kong humindot…”
Jay grabbed his keys and went to find a local whore to fuck.
“Sunoo, why are you fucking up my mind…”