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Rather than opening on a lavish mansion like in the original version, we instead see a lavish resort in place of it. One with clean ass palm trees, a wide ass pool and a bright ass sun.
Suddenly, the host comes into view of the camera. He was just wondering about the set before he notices the camera crew.
"No I am not making an OnlyFans account Darren!" He randomly blurts out before he's informed by another crew member what he's here for. "Host a reality show? That's as easy as getting back in the EU, actually that's not easy."
If you can't tell, he is british.
"Anyway, hello viewers my name is Caddicarus, and I've been hired to present you the new version of a show called Tyranny of Thepolicemun!" Caddy is then slapped by a crew member.
"Okay so it was apparently actually called Tyranny of The Masses, or as I like to call it: SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT! The original version of the show got cancelled after the host hit the most devious gritty-" He gets interrupted again. "What's that? He sold the whole show because of budget cuts? BUDGET CUTS FROM WHO, FUCKING AQUAMAN?! Uh as I was saying, he gave me the show because I was really funny, which is kind of not true but hey you do you."
Caddy is then thrown an actual script to read. "Oh, should've given me that beforehand but okay."
Then he reads it. "HELLO MY MATES TODAY THE SHOW IS BACK WITH 12 OF OUR PREVIOUS COMPETITORS AGAINST 12 NEWCOMERS! WHAT'S MORE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO VOTE OFF WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU FEEL LIKE VOTING FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON! AUDITION NOW TO BE ONE OF THE LUCKY 12 NEW CONTESTANTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ok I am never going to go read these scripts ever again."
1 Owen-The Big Veteran (Total Drama)
"THIS PLACE IS SO AWESOME GUYS!"
The OG winner is back for his second round of this show, and he's even chipper to be here with no Eggman to give him AIDS.
2 Greg Hirsch-The Parasite (Succession)
"My strategy's simple: align with all the big dogs and laugh in their faces when they're eliminated."
Greg's used to the whole social manipulation thing with how his extremely wealthy and corrupt family operates. He spent the original run being a suckup towards everyone he came across with minimal results. Will this strategy actually work here? We'll see about that.
3 King Knight-The Supposed Royalty (Shovel Knight)
"Bow down to thee!"
He's as egotistical and classist as he was before. Him and Daisy are entering the game with a pre-established bad relationship to say the least, one he'll make sure he'll be on top of.
4 Ljudmila Vetrova-The Con Woman (Hitman)
"You know, these men are as vulnerable as toddlers."
A wolf in sheep's clothing at it's finest, Ms. Vetrova is very good at using her charms and natural beauty to her advantage, swindling any young men oblivious enough to fall for it.
5 Princess Daisy-The Tomboy Princess (Super Mario)
"Step back! I know karate and I TAKE NO PRISONERS!"
Daisy had quite the spotlight last time, what with her buddying friendship with a guy that looked a lot like Mario but not actually Mario, and her rivalry with King Knight mentioned above. She'll no doubt get equal screentime here with both of them back in.
6 Marvin-The Grumpy Not-Mario (SML)
"I would've said "itsa me" but I think a certain N-worded company wouldn't like that.
Marvin totally doesn't resemble a certain fat Italian whatsoever. He hates his life and honestly wishes he could die sometimes. That somewhat changed when he met Daisy back in the original show, someone who could finally understand him. Now he never got to act on those certain feelings of his but who knows what'll happen here!
7 Rolf-The Country Boy (Ed Edd 'n Eddy)
"Back in the old country, swimsuits were considered blasphemy, so Rolf will simply do it without any clothes at all!"
The kid hailing from the old country is back for more. Although he's a little sad he'll have to abandon his farm animals back home, Rolf is nothing but excited to see some old faces and new faces on this new show. In particular he hopes that he'll be able to show off his old country pride in front of an incalculable amount of viewers at home!
8 Trucy Wright-The Protege Magician (Ace Attorney)
"If Polly was here I'm sure he'd absolutely be thrilled to catch this con-man in the act!"
A young girl whose specialty is magic, Trucy Wright, nee Gramarye, already made some friends back in the original show so you can be sure she is thrilled to be back. While most people would think her bubbly personality makes her an easy target for manipulation, Trucy is a lot more knowledgeable than she lets on, so you know she's not going to stand and let any villains walk around without any issue.
And this time, the host is neither a greedy tub of lard OR a sadistic speakerbox.
9 Nemona-The Battle Loving Trainer (Pokemon)
"I don't care if you don't have Pokemon, we can still battle in other ways too amigo! Like monopoly for instance!"
A champion level Pokemon Trainer from the Paldea region, Nemona excels and is the most in love with battling. She'll do it day or night, at home or at school, this girl truly knows no bounds from her desire to be the strongest and just have a good time in general. We even allowed her a Pokemon this time! A Pokemon to be exact, 'cause otherwise it would just be unfair.
10 Dum-The Ditzy Gal (Among Us Logic)
"This place is like the coolest thing I've ever soon! It even has a potty just for me~"
Dum is dumb. That's literally in her name. Her brother and boyfriend are already competing in shows that haven't rebooted thus far and probably won't, so obviously she would've never rejected our invitation, even if it's to not get left out. Again, Dum is dumb, but considering other instances of braindead idiots making it far in these kinds of shows, who's to say she'll just be early fodder? Scratch that she probably will but let's try to keep up the suspense a little.
11 Simon Belmont-The Chauvinist Adventurer (Captain N)
"Beautiful ladies abound here! Quick, someone do something bad so I can show how amazing I am!"
To put it simply, this ain't your usual Simon Belmont. This one's a womanizing narcissist who truly thinks he's the shit, but most women aren't a fan of his personality in the slightest. I'd be shocked if he isn't manipulated by any woman here.
12 Jesse Pinkman-The Drug Dealer (Breaking Bad)
"Yo, this plcae looks even radder than the last one, bitch!"
Jesse is known for being a wannabe gangster who constantly utters the b-word like it's nobody's business. He's hot and ready to start over and this time, he'll be dammed sure he'll win.
13 Stanley "Grunkle Stan" Pines-The Old Con Man (Gravity Falls) (G-man 2.0)
"Do you think I just came here to shill my Mystery Shack? Buddy, half these people are weirder than ANYTHING I've seen on Gravity Falls! S-Still though, please check out the Mystery Shack if you go there!"
Grunkle Stan is many things. A family man, a successful businessman, and a criminal. He's already used to manipulating poor saps, so this show's practically a vacation for him. Also, with how big our mansion is, he hopes that he can sell it off to some rich guy and be a millionaire, because his home in Gravity Falls is all that he needs.
That and he's just that greedy.
14 Flower-The Fashion "Icon" (BFDI) (CactusDrink0)
"That girl thinks I don't look beautiful, can you believe it?!"
Flower's another reality TV veteran like Owen is, and coincidentally also a winner. In her first season she was known for being pure evil and was booted first because of that then returned and made it only slightly further. Things changed in her second however as she started to become nicer and even selfless. This change in attitude earned her the win over 63 other competitors (not that hard of a feat when over 2 thirds quit in the middle of the competition but whatever) and allowed her to start her own fashion store!
Unluckily for her however that one's been going pretty badly so she REALLY needs to win this.
15 Funky Kong-The Surfer Gorilla (Donkey Kong) (G-man 2.0)
"Whatup dudes? Funky's here to get the party started!"
A truly chill dude with a love for surfing, Funky Kong is the quintessential bro. He's always cheerful and ready to have fun, even in the most stressful of situations. He's also a brilliant mechanic on the side who can make some awe inspiring vehicles with ease.
Essentially, if someone can encapsulate this show's vibe the best, it's this dude.
16 Santa Claus-The Childhood Ruiner (SML) (1612Jaw)
"If anyone votes me off you're all on the naughty list!"
It's Santa Claus everyone! Well, a drunken, mean spirited version of Santa Claus, but Santa Claus nonetheless. The contestants are gonna be in for a rude surprise to see this guy for sure.
And that's the first 4 newcomers! Now I suggest submitting more and maybe you'll have the chance to get a spot in out of the empty 8!
Ciao!