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 Once upon a time, there was a man that always wore yellow, he had a beard, it was very bushy, and he was fat, anyways his favorite color was yellow (he liked it very much) so he wore it every day. He also had a monkey named George who was very curious. But one day George was too curious that he got Jonathan (the man who loves yellow) fired from his job. So Jonathan had no money so he became homeless. He was not able to pay for the monkey so he kicked him out. And George was very mad at this so he threw rocks at him at night. Jonathan lived on the streets for a while hoping George would give up. But he Didn’t. Tired of getting constantly attacked Jonathan moved to a small town in the middle of nowhere called Stardew Valley. He changed his name to Linus and he actually lived peacefully in a tent for 40 years. Throughout those 40 years George the monkey was constantly looking for him but when he finally found him George was dead. He had died of old age and lack of food because he was not used to having to find food for himself. So George decided to possess the teens with his spirit to throw rocks at Linus at night. But they are also now spray painting his tent in black ( his least favorite color). Then Linus was really mad at this so he went to the forest to talk to the wizard (his bestie). He said, “I am tired of these kids. Can you please help me? " Then the wizard considered his request before he  said “ yes I can make you a big castle that is yellow and you can fight them.” Linus thought for a little while and then said yes. So then the wizard built the castle for him. When that was done Linus got everyone he knew to help plan a way to beat these kids. So everyone that Linus knew came to his new YELLOW castle. But they had to plan quickly because the kids found out that Linus moved somewhere else. So they thought as quickly as they could. But some of Linus' friends betrayed him and went with the teens. So now they really wanted to beat these kids. Up in the wizard’s tower they were discussing traps they could set up, when Pierre (Caroline’s husband) was brought up. Caroline (one of the people on Linus’ side) reacted to this by shouting, “I cannot BELIEVE my OWN HUSBAND would join the TEEN’S SIDE instead of MY FATHERS!” Oh right I forgot  to mention that Caroline is Linus/Jonathan’s long lost daughter. “AT LEAST the Wizard is here to keep me company.” Caroline continued exasperatedly. “It’s ok sweetie he’ll come to his senses.” Linus assured her. “And he probably wouldn't have been much help anyways you know how bad he is at everything.” The Wizard added. “Yes, I suppose that's true. But it still hurts. He betrayed me, you know.”  Caroline’s eyes had started to water. “Oh honey, don’t cry! Like you mentioned, you still have me!” The Wizard told her. Caroline smiled through her tears, ”Yes, yes.. Sorry about this.” She then rushed off to the restroom to recollect herself. “Anyways, back to planning.” Linus said. The group continued their previous discussions. Caroline never rejoined them. After thoroughly planning for what seemed like not nearly enough time, they set to work creating the  traps and weapons they figured would have the best result. So now that all the traps are set they can start the WAR. so George's army runs to the castle where Linus' army is.  George’s army only has swords but Linus' army has magic, smart people, and bows and arrows. Caroline and Robin go down to push all the teens into a pit(since they don’t want to hurt them) while the rest are at the castle shooting arrows at the adults. While Caroline was trying to push the teens her foot got cut off by Pierre(HER OWN HUSBAND). So the wizard came to bring her to safety(by teleporting) but The Wizard used his magic to vaporize Pierre into a pile of ash first.