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You may have heard the stories of the Heroes of Pure Heart Valley. Brave heroes named Mao Mao, Badgerclops, and Adorabat. You may have heard of the Ruby Pure Heart, which protected Pure Heart Valley.
You might have heard tales of the Sky Pirates. Of Mao Mao’s old partner, Bao Bao. You might have heard of Mao Mao’s father, Shin Mao, or one of Mao Mao’s sisters.
Heck, you probably know nothing about these tales. You probably think I’m an insane, delusional, downright unreliable narrator who relies on meta humor, pop culture references, and doesn’t write for months on end.
And you are correct sir!
Well, my friend, let me tell you a new tale. This story is about Mao Mao and the gang, technically. But it’s… a little different.
And it starts… with a prologue. Every good story starts with a prologue, right?!