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Summary:

thigh guy: guys, this is the chat's fifth anniversary
black cat: what
thigh guy: this chat is five years old
thigh guy: like right now exactly

Daichi gets a little emotional and everyone needs to sleep.

Notes:

Hey ! One more OS in the series made out of the google recognition post by Yato and the last one to feature the captain chat (for the series at least). It's kind of cheesy to be honest.
I hope you enjoy !

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thigh guy: guys, you all here ?

sowlmate: yeh?

black cat: wtf daichi ! it's 3am! you didn't have to call us, we coul'dve read your messages in the chat tomorrow morning

teru teru: can we go back to sleep ?

thigh guy: no guys this is important

black cat: sleep is important

Futakuchi: Daichi, what is it ? Do you need any help ?

black cat: oh shit hadn't thought about that

sowlmate: do u ever think bro

black cat: not the moment dude

cow cow: Is something the matter, Daichi ?

thigh guy: is everyone here? tooru, suguru? takeru told me he didn't have wifi so he won't connect

space traveller: here here (´Д)

strawberry green: You better have a good reason for waking us all up at ass o'clock, Daichi.

thigh guy: ok ok i think we're all here then

black cat: omg spill it out already

thigh guy: guys, this is the chat's fifth anniversary

black cat: what

thigh guy: this chat is five years old

thigh guy: like right now exactly

thigh guy: i saw my parents yesterday and they were celebrating their wedding anniversary

thigh guy: and i thought about this chat

thigh guy: turns out we created it with kuroo exactly five years ago

teru teru: wow, that's… something

sowlmate: OMG GUYS WE ACTUALLY

sowlmate: OMG

space traveller: stop shouting plz

black cat: yeah, too early for that

sowlmate: but guyyyyys

sowlmate: 5 years!!!!

sowlmate: who would have thought???? o: o: o:

strawberry green: Not me.

black cat: wow rude suguru

black cat: you know what?

 

strawberry green's nickname is now snek

 

Futakuchi: Talk about old times !

sowlmate: aw i missed this one

snek: Surprisingly, I didn't.

Futakuchi: I can't believe you just compared this chat to a married relationship but I'll let it slide. Did you really have to wake us all for this though ? 8am is sill the good day and won't make us feel like death all day.

sowlmate: rude futakuchi!!! this is a v important moment!!! :C

Futakuchi: I know, sorry, I'm just super tired and work starts extra early tomorrow.

black cat: > Sawamura Daichi 03.03.2012, 3:08 AM: hey kuroo lets create a chat

> black cat 03.03.2012, 3:09 AM: like a skype group ?

> Sawamura Daichi 03.03.2012, 3:10 AM: yeah, with the other captains

> Sawamura Daichi 03.03.2012, 3:12 AM: you know, so we can talk about games and all

black cat: i knew i had it saved somewhere

space traveller: ooooh this is (★O∀O*)

sowlmate: wow this is rly important

sowlmate: u know what daichi im glad were awake

thigh guy: i know right ?

thigh guy: i was thinking about this the other day too

thigh guy: we went to very different unis but we still kept in touch

thigh guy: well you tooru and tetsurou were together but still

thigh guy: i didn't even know some of you before someone else added you

thigh guy: and yet here we are, five years later

thigh guy: still talking about volleyball

thigh guy: mostly other things but you know what i mean

thigh guy: i don't know, it just feels like we've been through so much together and

thigh guy: i guess i'm just glad we could all meet

cow cow: Daichi, thank you

sowlmate: omg daichi this is so inspirational

space traveller: i'm trying to sleep and you're sending emotional skype messages can you not ლOO)ლ

snek: Yeah, I'll have a hard time pretending I hate you all if you're nice like this.

Futakuchi: Wow, Daichi, that was super cheesy…

sowlmate: omg futakuchi

black cat: savage

Futakuchi: Kidding, kidding.

Futakuchi: I'm happy to have met you too.

sowlmate: group hug

teru teru: i am literally in another country

thigh guy: takeru says hi and sends a group hug as well

sowlmate: GROUP HUGS

teru teru: ugh ok

snek: Yeah, whatever.

sowlmate: <3 <3 <3

sowlmate: im gonna sleep now, match tmr morning!!! night everyone!

black cat: omg bo what are you even doing here just go back to sleep

thigh guy: tooru you too

space traveller: i'm in bed already, but tobio keeps stealing the blanket (; ̄д ̄)save meeee

thigh guy: to bed, everyone

teru teru: okay dad

black cat: aw i'd missed that too

snek: Sleep well everyone.

black cat: a rare nice suguru, get your pokeballs !

snek: Shut up, come back and cuddle, Tadashi is getting cold.

black cat: yeah, right, gnight everyone

Futakuchi: Everyone is so cheesy tonight…

snek: Beware of the mice, Daichi.

thigh guy: omg just sleep

space traveller: ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

teru teru: ugh

Futakuchi: Ugh.

snek: Ugh.

space traveller: rude (∂△∂;)

thigh guy: SLEEP

Notes:

- W O W so cheesy Daichi
- I love chat fics can you tell
- Daichi and Kuroo were talking about Tsukki and how it was nice to see him invested in volleyball, thanks to Kuroo's advice, when Daichi suggested that they ask more captains to join. At first there were only Oikawa and Bokuto, but then they met all the other teams at the Spring tournament and added them too (and then Oikawa said stop because Daichi can't father ALL the captains in the world) (can he ?)
- At first the nickname war was super tame but when they heard about the oihina war on Kenma's name in Kageyama's phone it was ON. Daishou was “snek” for a year and hated every second of it.
- Takeru is too normal for them but they're cute, he thinks. Especially Futakuchi *wink wink* (can you have a rarer pair omg) (yamakuroshou maybe ? Come join me in rare pair hell)
- One time Lev stole Kuroo's phone and no one noticed for an hour straight and it was so embarrassing they have five pages of deleted messages just so Kuroo never knows exactly what happened. The harm had been done though. RIP Kuroo.

Thank you so much for reading !

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