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Hiccup @HHaddock3
Today marks a milestone: our team has officially saved, treated, and helped our 5,000,000th dragon. That’s five million lives given back their wings, tails, and freedom. Here’s to many more! #HaddocksProsthetics #Deathsong #5mil #Freeingdragons #milestone
{A photo taken from afar, Hiccup standing smiling with his mother, Valka, behind him, A death song with a new prostetic leg being released back into the jungle, a large smile on both hiccup and valka faces.}
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→ Grimborn @GrimbornOffical
Impressive work I must admit, I've always admired how you make dependency look like progress, dear Hiccup.
→ Hiccup @HHaddock3 replied to Grimborn @GrimbornOfficial
I look forward to the day my work is no longer necessary. Some of us don’t fear progress putting us out of business. Grimborn. #freethedragons
→ VenomBarb @deathgrippersarecool replied to Grimborn @GrimbornOfficial
Right? His prosthetics make dragons look dependant on humans. They shouldn't depend on us. They should fear us.
→ Glaz3d_D0nuts @GlazierthanKrispyKreme replied to VenomBarb @deathgrippersarecool
imagine "powertripping" while being a basement dweller who posts 27 times a day on TerrorTwitter 💀💀
→ Dreamcatcher @Dr33ekah replied to Glaz3d_D0nuts @GlazierthanKrispyKreme
bro actually thinks being a human makes him scary 😶 bros probably typing from his below minimum-wage corporate cubicle lmao
→ Raze @razzaraze0725 replied too VenomBarb @deathgrippersarecool
Dude. Dragons are wild creatures. They could absolutely destroy you in a second 💀💀💀
→ Astrid @AxestridH
Great job Hic! Im proud of you! 💙🕊️
→ hicstridiscanon @iwillsinkwiththishandle replied to Astrid @AxestridH
When's the hicstrid wedding? 😏
→ havingfun_stacy @astridsleftaxe replied to Astrid @AxestridH
Congrats on your win the other day Astrid!!
→ Nora @stormcutternora replied to havingfun_stacy @astridsleftaxe
this is about haddock's prosthetics, not astrid 😭🙏
→ wannabealizardsobad? @flamethrower
5M dragons??? That's insane!!
→ Abby @dazzlesingsglow
WOOOOOOOOO 5 MILLION!! That's so cool!! So hyped for you Hiccup!!! #milestone
→ kazzle @goldenblubber
Genuine question, have you ever made prosthetics for humans??
→ 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 @razzledazzle0111
so much shade between you and grimborn, you two should fight in the ring
→ Azure @cornflower#9ACEEB replied to 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 @razzledazzle0111
Literally yes, Astrid could 💯 give Haddock pointers #GrimbornVHaddock
→ 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 @razzledazzle0111 replied to Azure @cornflower#9ACEEB
I just wanna be there if it ever happens, you know? 😔🥀 #GrimbornVHaddock
→ Lilith @Fenyxrising replied to 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 @razzledazzle0111
I’ll grt the popcorn ready for when it happens! 🍿 #GrimbornVHaddock
→ racing.news @wearetherace
Are you ever gonna make prosthetics that could aid in dragon racing?