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Kitty Kat Prrr :3
I think I know who professor Butcher’s husband is
Ali NOT Larter
What? Who?
ThorneBag
Are you really still on about that?
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
It’s fun, and it’s a mystery , and I love a mystery :3
Anwyays , you know the Captain?
Mike but no Ike
Professor James ?
ThorneBag
It’d be funny if there were two professors nicknamed Captain at this school
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
Yes professor James
They’re married
Mike but no Ike
HUH?????
Ali NOT Larter
WHAT
ThorneBag
?????
Preposterous , absurd and unbelievable
Ali NOT Larter
Stoooop with the essay words
Don’t like even seeing them in essays
Wdym they’re married?
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
I got to thinking
Professor Butcher always mentions his honey moon in Spain
And one time someone mentioned the inquisition
And the Captain mentioned he'd been to Spain
AND
He mentioned the exact same thing professor Butcher mentioned
Mike but no Ike
Coincidence?
Ali NOT Larter
I think NOT
ThorneBag
What was it? I don’t remember the Captain mentioning Spain?
Mike but no Ike
Wait was it the hotel
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
Yes x3
Mike but no Ike
That titanic themed hotel
Ali NOT Larter
Titanic themed hotel???
Like the boat??
The titanic?? That sank???
ThorneBag
The disrespect smh………
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
I did a little digging
There's nothing on their socials
I don’t think the Captain has any socials
BUT
The hotel does
ThorneBag
Why are you stalking our teachers
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
It’s not stalking it’s investigating.
It’s research.
It’s called being inquisitive :3
Ali NOT Larter
God forbid a woman have a hobby
What does the hotel have
Mike but no Ike
The anticipation is an iceberg and I’m the titanic cause it’s killing me
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
THIS X3
*attached image : Pat and the Captain kissing in the background of a photograph posted on social media by the hotel*
ThorneBag
Wow
Ali NOT Larter
Wow x2
Mike but no Ike
Wow³
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
Professor Butcher said it was 3 years ago
And that photo is from 3 years ago
Mike but no Ike
*attached image : Charlie from It's always sunny in Philadelphia and his conspiracy board*
Ali NOT Larter
OK things actually make a lot of sense now
I’ve seen them talk to each other and I kept thinking is there something going on??
ThorneBag
I’ve never seen any chemistry between them
I know chemistry and that’s not it
Mike but no Ike
Do you think they’re closeted?
Actually wait no Pat does say his husband
So that’s not it
ThorneBag
Since when are you and professor Butcher on a first name basis
Mike but no Ike
Since that time I needed some help with an essay
He suggested we talk about it over lunch
He’s got a passion for eggs on cutlets
ThorneBag
Same
What do we do with this information
It hardly affects our studies
Or our lives in any significant manner
Ali NOT Larter
Its fun to know things
That’s why we’re at a university
Mike but no Ike
Well this has been fun
I’ve got to go
I’ve for a paper due next Tuesday and I’d rather not do it over the weekend
Ali NOT Larter
I’m still shook
Do we tell other people?
ThorneBag
This sounds like a violation of privacy
I’m sure the Captain prefers his privacy
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
I guess you’re right
But it’s still fun to know
Ali NOT Larter
I’m off , I’m starving , can’t eat and chat
ThorneBag
Actually
I just got a stroke of inspiration
A novel
A forbidden romance , but not really
Just a romance under wraps , but still
I have to start on my draft
Kitty Kat Prrr :3
Goodnight chat X3