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1. This Isn’t Your Story: A True Blood Requiem by Professor_RavenBlack

   Fandoms: True Blood (TV), Southern Vampire Mysteries – Charlaine Harris  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Sookie Stackhouse/Eric Northman
   • Sookie Stackhouse/Pam Ravenscroft
   • Sookie Stackhouse/Lafayette Reynolds (queerplatonic obsession)
   • Sookie Stackhouse/Tara Thornton
   • Sookie Stackhouse & Fangtasia Ensemble
   • Background Jason Stackhouse/Disaster
   • Sam Merlotte/Sookie Stackhouse
   • Sookie Stackhouse (OC Insert)
   • Eric Northman
   • Pam Ravenscroft
   • Lafayette Reynolds
   • Tara Thornton
   • Sam Merlotte
   • Jason Stackhouse
   • Bill Compton (briefly
   • to mock him)
   • Rene Lenier
   • Canon Divergence
   • Self-Insert
   • Gen Z Humor in 2008
   • Gothic Transformation
   • mutual obsession
   • Dark Beauty Aesthetic
   • Chaotic Neutral Protagonist
   • Avoiding Canon Love Interest (Bill Compton Hate Club)
   • Harem building
   • Glamour Immunity
   • Found Family (Chaotic Edition)
   • Queer platonic relationships
   • Female Protagonist With Teeth
   • Dark Comedy
   • Tim Burton Aesthetic
   • Oscar Wilde Sass
   • Bram Stoker Angst
   • Mary Shelley Melancholy
   • Danny McBride Energy
   • Gore (Swamp Gators Included)
   • Alternate Universe – Canon What Canon
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall (Subtle)
   • Act One: Awakening & Refusal of Canon
   • Act two: "Worship What You Cannot Kill”
   • Alcohol (borderline alcoholism is implied
   • you'll know when you read it)
   • Depression
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • the unresolved trauma of her rebirth
   • Identity Crisis
   • Maryanne and all her well Maryanness
   • mentions of slavery and murder
   • Attempted Kidnapping
   • and miscarriages.

   Summary

   A True Blood superfan wakes up in Sookie Stackhouse’s body at the start of Season One.

   But this isn’t the waitress you remember.

   With Gen Z irreverence, gothic beauty, and a streak of ruthless chaos, “Sookie” refuses to play her canon role. She skips Bill entirely, mocks Sam’s puppy-dog crush, and debates whether to feed Jason to the gators. When she accidentally knees Eric Northman in the groin and pins him with her boot, the thousand-year-old Viking falls into a spiral of obsession.

   From Lafayette to Tara, Pam to Eric, Bon Temps begins to orbit around her as she twists fate into something new: no longer a pawn, but a free agent carving her throne from lace, laughter, and blood.

   Canon bends. Vampires hunger. Desire festers. And in the neon glow of Fangtasia, one thing becomes certain:

   This isn’t their story anymore. It’s hers.

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