Work Text:
Fan and Ice Cube are running down the stairs to go tell Donut and GB about One
The duo reaches the first floor
Four teleports into them, shattering both Fan and Ice Cube
FOUR: It’s time for brake!
Four looks down at the shattered contestants and then sprinkles them on his Clock-themed cake slices
FOUR: At plate! Yippee!
Hey Two! plays, poorly edited to be Hey Four!
Four is on the roof standing next to X. He snaps his fingers and teleports the contestants onto the roof too, sorted into their teams (Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again, Team 2, BAGGED, and CloudYAY) in the four corners
Four recovers Ice Cube and Fan, who both land with Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again.
FOUR: Two’s out of commission today, so X and I will be in charge!
X briefly leans off-screen, then returns to standing beside Four while holding two cakes. One is yellow, the other is blue.
FOUR: Today’s cake is made by the most special chefs in town!
Pillow walks up to X and grabs a slice of the blue cake. She eats it and begins writing in her notes.
PILLOW: This is good for my research! Let me write this down! Now, “if you want the worst cake imaginable, just ask Four and X”-
Four grabs Pillow in both hands and tears her in half with a lick. X recovers her immediately afterwards.
The camera shifts to show Black Hole in front of Team 2 and CloudYAY. Four slides onto the screen from the right, opposite Black Hole.
FOUR: First safe for Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again is you, Black Hole! With 42184 votes!
X slides on-screen behind Four and tosses a blue cake slice into Black Hole.
BLACK HOLE: Mhm! Mm! Yummy!
There is a brief pause. X and Four both look unhappy.
FOUR: You couldn’t taste that.
Four glares at Black Hole, who floats slightly further away from him. The camera cuts to Fan, with Pin and Tree visible to her left.
FAN: I hate awkward silence!
Four slides on-screen as she speaks and shoves a yellow cake slice in her mouth as she finishes speaking.
FOUR: Fan, you’re safe with 20744 votes!
Pencil watches from the corner of the roof where CloudYAY is located. She exhales shakily, looking nervous. Donut walks up to her as the camera zooms out enough to show Pen looking at her.
DONUT: Uh, Pencil? Are you okay?
The camera cuts back to Four and X. X is holding the yellow cake in one hand and balancing the blue cake on their head. As Four speaks, X floats up off-screen.
FOUR: A Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again member who is green is safe!
The camera cuts to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again and Tree and Marker speak simultaneously.
TREE + MARKER: Is it me?
Four replies to them simultaneously.
FOUR: Yes. / No.
TREE: Uhhh, so who-
Four slides towards Marker with the rest of Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again visible behind them both. Pin looks distressed, Fan is collapsed, and Tree is unimpressed. As the vote count is said, Fan sits up.
FOUR: Marker the green! With 17628 votes!
Four slides down off-screen and X slides down on-screen, stopping where Four was standing. X grabs Marker’s hand and places a yellow cake slice in it.
FOUR: Tree the green! Pin the… green!
Tree looks scared. Pin looks scared. When Pin is called green, they both look confused, and then Pin becomes slightly annoyed.
PIN: I’m not green!
Four snaps his fingers. Pin becomes green. Four, Marker, and Tree all gasp in shock.
FOUR: See? Even I’m shocked!
Four slides off-screen and with a pop sound, Pin returns to red. The camera cuts to dramatically show both Tree and Pin looking scared, and Pin begins sweating ooze.
FOUR: And the contestant safe is… Tree!
Tree sighs in relief and Pin becomes very distressed. The camera focuses just on Tree.
FOUR: With 15529 votes!
The camera switches to Pin, who is still distressed and sweating ooze.
FOUR: Pin, you are out! With 13455 votes.
PIN: What?! I’m- I’m out?! I- I thought I would do better!
Marker puts an arm around her in comfort. She looks less distraught, but still unhappy.
MARKER: C’mon Pin! It’s not about winning, it’s about having fun! You had fun, right?
Pin looks away and sighs. She buries her face in her hands as she mentions BFDIA, and Marker looks more concerned.
PIN: I suppose- I just feel so disappointed. I thought I could be a good leader! Maybe BFDIA was a fluke! Maybe I really can’t do this without Coiny!
Pin tears up and Marker looks away unhappily
FAN: That’s not true, Pin! You made it this far didn’t you?
TREE: And this team wouldn’t have been the same without you.
BLACK HOLE: Yeah, Pin. You’re the one that stepped up in the first place. You helped us win, remember?
PIN: But you guys won before I joined, too! And I barely did anything you guys couldn’t have done without me!
TREE: That’s not true! You’re why we won our first challenge as a team, you gave us important tasks!
PIN: Black Hole was the one who did all the work! And Gaty and Fan both stole from Golf Ball too!
BLACK HOLE: We didn’t have a strong leader before you, though.
PIN: Yes you did! You and Tree were both so good at following the pact from the very beginning, and you turned to Fan for advice in the storm! All I’ve done is tell you guys to do things you could have thought of on your own!
Tree looks away uncomfortably and Marker shares a worried look with Fan.
FAN: You’re allowed to be angry that you were eliminated, Pin.
PIN: Maybe… maybe I am! I wanted to go further! I wanted to be-
Four reaches over and grabs Pin, shaking her until her tokens are dropped.
PIN: Hey! What are you doing?!
FOUR: You forgot something! This token is an advantage, but it can’t be used till the merge! You’re out, so you can’t keep it! Gift it to one special player of choice!
Pin looks at the token and then up at Death P.A.C.T. in thought. The camera shifts and pans out to show the entire rooftop as Pin looks around nervously, although a bit of anger remains on her face. Her hands shake slightly as the anger grows for a moment, then she throws the token towards Donut. The token nearly falls off, but Winner snatches it out of the air just in time and places it on Donut’s head.
DONUT: Thanks… but Pin, why me? Shouldn’t you give it to someone on your team?
PIN: You’re the last member of the original W.O.A.H. Bunch! If anyone should win, it should at least be one of us!
DONUT: Well.. thanks. Winner, can you hold onto it for now? I’d hate to drop it.
WINNER: Of course!
Winner grabs the token off of Donut’s head and the camera focuses on Pin. Four slides into view.
FOUR: That’s enough dillydallying!
Four’s arm turns green as he swipes it in front of Pin, teleporting her to the elimination area. Death P.A.C.T.’s remaining members look at each other and the spot where she stood nervously, although Fan is slightly smug beyond the concern. X begins the elimination of Team Two.