Chapter Text
After a long and annoying round of idk fucking dying maybe, a few of the survivors teleported into the cabin to see a box on the table in front of the chalkboard.
Boring.
Cuz almost 80% of other chatfics follow this context, which is 'box out of air! I wonder what it is!'.
Because the Spectre wanted to be special in a good way, it put a much of stickers on the box and a sticky note saying "U-Uwu!!! S-sempai!! Open m-me!!! Nya-!~" which only interested Noob and Chance.
Noob was a pussy so they didn't open the box, but Chance did; and a crab jumped onto his face.
"AHZJWHUEHDWUDWHAT THE SHITJSHUDHWDN"
He was panicking trying to pull the crab of, and decided it was a good idea to shoot himself in the face.
The sound was so loud that a few others outside came to check what happened.
Builderman and Shedletsky were the first to come in, their eyes immediately falling upon the dead Chance and crab-on-face.
"What happened!?"
Questioned Builderman.
He was looking at Noob and Elliot(Who was also there to see what happened)
"At least we know we respawn if we died here!"
A voice came from behind the two said, making them jump and turn to face the voice who was actually Chance.
Noob backed away.
"D-Don't ever do that a-again!!!"
"You sound like an e-kitten."
"..."
Noob then walked up to Chance and kicked them in the balls.
"YAAAAAAOIIII!!!!!!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈"
Chance screamed in pain.
"Why is there a dead crab on dead you?"
Fattass(Shedletsky) asked, pointing at the corpse and the dead crab on their face.
"It jumped on my face from that box over there!"
Chance then pointed at the table where all eyes on the room fell on the box, before looking at the door that slowly creeked open.
"Spawn! Tell me what on Earth happened?"
"Why are there two Chances'?"
"And why is one alive?"
Elliot snickered at Two Time's last lines.
Chance just put a hand over their chest and dramatically gasp.
"I'm never giving you head again!!!"
"Rephrase..."
"And why is one dead?"
Elliot's Snickers turned into giggles he tried to hide while, unlike him, Shedletsky started laughing his ass off.
"But seriously, what's happened?"
"The box on table had a crab inside and it jumped on Chance's face, so he shot himself."
Elliot answered.
"Guys there are phones in here!"
Shedletsky said, everyone's attention going back to the box.
Chance rushed back towards the box to pull a phone out.
"Hell yeah!!!"
"Finally something happened in this place!!"
Then lightning struck them.
From fucking nowhere.
"Guess lady luck ain't on my side today...!"
They walked back towards the group, coming from nowhere.
They bent down and grabbed their phone, turning it on then getting flashed by the screen brightness and the wallpaper which happened to be a picture of a cock.
"WHAT."
He just stared at the screen in horror, then slowly turned the phone to the crowed and almost all of them (ALMOST) covered their eyes and and let out an "ewww!!" like some teenage girls in Hollywood movies would.
"That's gross."
Two Time simply said, still looking at the phone before slowly turning to look at Chance; they looked uninterested.
"And it's also pretty small."
"Since when were you the boss of sizes?"
"Actually I just know what above average looks, and that's what it might look to the likeness of you."
Shedletsky, Noob and Elliot all began giggling.
"May spawn bless your day!"
They optimisticly said before walking up to the box to take a phone, it somehow being much better than Chance's in multiple ways.
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5:51pm
A few minutes passed and everyone had a phone in hand. (🥹)
Chance changed the wallpaper, Noob stole a bunch of stickers from the box and stuck them on their phone, and the people who weren't mentioned where there too, all messing with their phones and Taph thought it'd be a good idea to search up the green website and flash everyone in the room.
While all this was happening, Noob thought it would be a great idea to make a group chat!
For rounds and stuff like that, maybe mayhem but she doesn't know.
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Newb! created a group chat.
Newb! renamed the group chat: bootyholes.
Newb! added Cuphead, Sheshleshky, and 10+ more.
Grok: I did NOT agree to ts
Cuphead: wh
pizzapizaa: noob
Newb!: what
pizzapizaa: why
Newb!: for rounds and nonsense
Sheshleshky: reasonable
Sheshleshky: anyways guys wanna hear a shower thought of mine
1337: no
allurbaserbelong2me: no
PRAISE THE SPAWN: no
Cuphead: ok
pizzapizaa: no
boom: no
Builderban: No
Duse: no
Grok: no
Wankwood: no
Janey: no
Newb!: no
Abracadabra: no
Sheshleshky: what if bombs and/or nukes were sentient, and the only reason they blow up is because they get aroused by the ground, therefore the term; blow me?
pizzapizaa: what
Cuphead: wait low-key good question
pizzapizaa: what the fuck do you mean by good question
Cuphead: think about it... Like imagine we were lied to about the sensory things and they WERE sentient all along
Cuphead: and if bombs being horny shits is real too... heh...
Duse: This is why kids should stay in school.
Boom: why aren't you rhyming
Duse: why aren't you mute
Wankwood: wow
Wankwood: making fun of disabled ppl? Especially as an admin?
Boom: go fuck yourself
Boom: also why r u called wankwood
Wankwood: Veeronica named me
Grok: uwu
Cuphead: kill yourself bitch
Grok: no fuck you
Newb!: @grok what if a friend of mine wears the same hat as an older friend who got banned and idk where they went
Grok: I can take the cap off if it brings u unwanted dejavu
Newb!: no need!! I actually remember good times whenever I see you wearing that!!
Grok: oke :3
allurbaserbelong2me: is ts yaori, Yuri, or hetry?
Grok: I hope u're aware that yaoi and Yuri and maybe yaori are porn related, right?
allurbaserbelong2me: wait really?
Newb!: what the fuck is a hetry
allurbaserbelong2me: hetro+y
pizzapizaa: stupid fucking shithead bitch it's called hentai
Cuphead: I love hentai
allurbaserbelong2me replied to pizzapizaa: stupid fucking sh....: turns out you're a good person by swearing! No wonder noob ships you with everyone.
allurbaserbelong2me: j/ sorry if that offended u
pizzapizaa: SORRY IF THAT OFFENDED ME?!!??????
pizzapizaa: YOU USED TO CALL ME SLURS THEN THROW MONKEY SHIT AT ME AND NOW YOU'RE SORRY?????
allurbaserbelong2me: I've apologized a bunch of times and if this is considered the only time you've heard (or read) an apology then that makes you an ignorant person.
pizzapizaa: IM IGNORANT
pizzapizaa: YES YES IM THE ONE WHO BURNT A PIZZA PLACE MORE THAN 7 TIMES AND ALWAYS IGNORE THE POOR PIZZA BOY'S AND THE ADMINS' WARNINGS! IM IGNORANT
allurbaserbelong2me: that was a long time ago, get over it
pizzapizaa: LIKE FUCKING HELL
Newb! muted pizzapizaa and allurbaserbelong2me for 1 hour.
Newb!: chill and calling urself poor pizza boy's crazy🥀🥀
Elliot: what the fuck did it call me?
Newb!: wait what Elliot why do u have two accounts
Newb!: nvm ur muted
pizzapizaa kicked Elliot.
Newb!: how the fuck did you do that.
Newb! unmuted pizzapizaa.
pizzapizaa: cuz I can
Newb! muted pizzapizaa for 1 hour.
Newb!: ok.
Grok: so...
Grok: are we not gonna talk abt
Grok: replied to Cuphead: I love hentai: this?
Cuphead: I never said that
Builderban: That is disgusting, Chance.
Sheshleshky: ngh... So... Formal~~!! T-too much!!!! Nyahh~~~!!!!
1337: What.
allurbaserbelong2me: 🫤
PRAISE THE SPAWN: 🫤
Cuphead: 🫤
pizzapizaa: 🫤
boom: 🫤
Builderban: What does that mean?
Duse: 😐
Grok: 🫤
Wankwood: 🫤
Janey: 🫤
Newb!: 🥹
Abracadabra: can I leave I'm not confirmed yet to come
Newb!: what
Abracadabra: 4rth wall breaks are an acrobat's special
Newb!: ????????cornball?????????????
Cuphead replied to Abracadabra: 4rth wall breaks are...: "4rth"🥀🥀🥀🥀
Grok: kill yourself you enby bitch
PRAISE THE SPAWN: I want to defend my enby friend
PRAISE THE SPAWN: but I also want him to be submissive
PRAISE THE SPAWN: spawn grant me answer
Grok: pshyco pig
Newb!: is that a fgtvee reference...?
Grok: kiss me.
Newb!: ok mommy🤑🤑🤑🤑
Cuphead: oh my god.
Sheshleshky: what
Cuphead: HE KISSED HER SCREEN MOUTH
1:🥹 5:😨
Cuphead: ho the heck reacted w/ 🥹
Newb!: didn't know 007 was a freak
Newb!: honestly why am I not surprised
Wankwood: @grok aren't you homophobic
Grok: you make me homophobic
Grok: wueerphovix even
Sheshleshky: wueerphovix
Grok: kys bitch
1337: guys a round's about to start
Sheshleshky: I forgot u were also here
1337: I've literally spoken twice
Sheshleshky: should've whispered sweet nothings to my ear instead
1337: ...you too ig????
Newb!: unfortunately I'ma have 2 unmute them.
Cuphead: low-key enemies to lovers
Newb!: fr
Boom replied to allurbaserbelong2me: hetro+ y: het... Heta.... lia...
Newb!: excuse me.
Newb!: go back to not talking ur gonna bring back unwanted memories
.
Cuphead: surprised I'm not the only weirdo.
Boom: shitface you are
Newb! replied to Cuphead: surprised I'm not t...: I hope u're thinking of smth other than what I'm thinking abt cuz if we shared the same thought I dont think I'd be able to see u the same qgain
Duse: hi
Boom: 🫵🙋👯👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨💨💨💦💦💦💦
Duse: uhhuh....
Duse: after the round dearest
Cuphead: what did he say
Newb!: @Grok
Grok: oh.
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Round starting in: 0...
This round's killer:
Azure.
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Bootyholes.
6:35
Newb! unmuted allurbaserbelong2me and pizzapizaa.
PRAISE THE SPAWN: ...guys I'm gonna skip stunning the killer today
Abracadabra: UGH why's the author so basic almost 80% of chatfics include the killer eventually being this random guy
Abracadabra: who the fuck even is he,
PRAISE THE SPAWN replied to Abracadabra: UGH why's the auth...: ?????What
Cuphead: oh my god......
Cuphead: he's so....
Cuphead: he's so HOT
PRAISE THE SPAWN: what.
Builderban: New killer that looks overpowered = no messing around, Chance.
PRAISE THE SPAWN: I have another concern.
Cuphead: what abt doll?
PRAISE THE SPAWN: don't call me that.
PRAISE THE SPAWN: May spawn curse you in the worst ways possible, Chance.
Cuphead: WHAT.
pizzapizaa: honestly u deserve it
pizzapizaa: anyways why won't u stun @PRAISE THE SPAWN
PRAISE THE SPAWN: I know the killer and pretty sure they wouldn't like to see me
Sheshleshky: he knows ur here dudenby hes asking around like hes some tourist looking for a taxi or something
PRAISE THE SPAWN: oh.
Cuphead: tell him I say hi
PRAISE THE SPAWN: I WONT BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA TALK TO THEM
Sheshleshky: calm down dudenby what are they ur ex????
PRAISE THE SPAWN: guess what.
Cuphead: no wonder🥀🥀
Janey: he said he promises he won't kill u
Sheshleshky: what the fuck ur here??
Sheshleshky: she isn't gonna answer is she
PRAISE THE SPAWN replied to Janey: he said he pr....: I'm still not gonna take any chances
PRAISE THE SPAWN: I did something to him I didn't truly want to
PRAISE THE SPAWN: how am I supposed to face him? They will hate me..
Janey: he knows where u r btw
PRAISE THE SPAWN: ...
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6:40
Cuphead: gng
pizzapizaa: hi
Cuphead: ts rounds boring
Cuphead: can anyone check on 2time??? They haven't answered my messages
Sheshleshky: why are you worried abt them? you gay penis.
Cuphead: I'm serious
pizzapizaa: that's new
pizzapizaa: I'm gonna go check then, brb
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6:43
pizzapizaa: @Cuphead how much envy do u think u can emit?
Cuphead: what's that supposed to mean
pizzapizaa: two time and the killer are cuddling
Cuphead: honestly not that upset and actually glad
Cuphead: as long as 2time's happy + the killer so very sexy so I don't blame em🤑
Newb!: you're so weird XP
Cuphead: 🤑🤑🤑
PRAISE THE SPAWN: guys
PRAISE THE SPAWN: he forgave me somehow
PRAISE THE SPAWN: but next round with him he might not act like he's now
PRAISE THE SPAWN: cuz it isn't up to him
Cuphead: how are you typing so fast
PRAISE THE SPAWN: idk
Builderban: Free round I suppose?
Sheshleshky: make out time!!!
Cuphead: why are you so queer I'm gonna become homophobic because of u
Sheshleshky: bru ts pmo icl sybau
PRAISE THE SPAWN: abcdef
Newb!: in the BIG 2025🥀🥀
Cuphead: notice how numbers look capital?
Cuphead: capitalism.
Duse: those numbers are Arabic numerals, and in Arabic there is no capital nor small letters
Cuphead: Communism.
Newb!: you reminded me of something you airhead
Cuphead: what could you have POSSIBLY remembered out of communism🥀
Newb!: scratch that thought there is a 50% taphs thinking what I'm thinking
Boom: Don't drag me into this you aborted peice of cock liquid.
Newb!: sowwy daddy I wont dwo it agwin >///<
Boom: 🫵🤏pp
Boom: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Newb!: I SAID IM SORRY
PRAISE THE SPAWN: guys if I were to swallow and/or have in my ass so much cum how much would it be?
Newb!: WHAT. WHAT? WHAT! WHAT.?!
Cuphead: now I'm jealous
PRAISE THE SPAWN: GUYS THAT WASNT ME THAT WAS AZURE
Newb!: who
PRAISE THE SPAWN: the killer
Cuphead: tell him he has a hot name
PRAISE THE SPAWN: he'll take it as a flirt if he thinks ur hot, otherwise he'll just take it as a compliment
PRAISE THE SPAWN: are u that guy who wears glasses all the time
PRAISE THE SPAWN: kinky
Cuphead: I'm not a guy
Newb!: WHAT
PRAISE THE SPAWN: also wh s this times display name
PRAISE THE SPAWN: back in our old village internet was accessable but with a strict filter, me and timey found a way to go around that filter and use the internet however we want (computer only cuz that's what we only have), both of us had accounts but unlike me two time always had th same user (not praise the spawn)
Newb!: which is?????
PRAISE THE SPAWN: hold on
PRAISE THE SPAWN changed their name to 6hostdagger>:3
Newb!: AWWWWWW
Cuphead: who r YOU to say aw
Cuphead: I'm only supposed to say that
6hostdagger>:3: no
6hostdagger>:3: also this is the only round y'all getting before I succum to the bloodlust of my ugly fucking hat.
Cuphead: what is that supposed to mean
6hostdagger>:3: I'm gonna kill every1 next round I'm killer and the rounds after that
Cuphead: that sucks
Cuphead: wait how the hell do u even know how to use a phone if u only used a computer
6hostdagger>:3: some random phones were tapped to a table in the killers' placewith a note saying: "phones for ur fuckass boring tight buttocks"
6hostdagger>:3: like an hour ago
pizzapizaa: we were also given phones an hour ago, except it was in a box with a weird nite on it, and chance being the first person to open that box had a crab jump on his face (leading him to shoot himself)
6hostdagger>:3: kinky.
Cuphead: hey u haven't decided if I was complementing u or flirting
6hostdagger>:3: I'll let two time tell u in their own way
6hostdagger: chance
Cuphead: 😥😥😥😥
6hostdagger>:3: I hate you.🥺🥺🥺🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
6hostdagger>:3: if you gave head to azure would u enjoy it more than when we did it that one time?
pizzapizaa: YOU ACTUALLY...?😨😨
6hostdagger>:3: yes and @Cuphead, answer.
Cuphead: I'd enjoy high-key
6hostdagger>:3: Lucky bastard.
Cuphead: what th uck is that supposed to mean
Cuphead: hey
Cuphead: 😥
1337: Round's about to end
1337: @6hostdagger>:3 say bye to your friend
6hostdagger>:3: alr
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6:45
Survivors win.
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"My butt hurts."
Shedletsky randomly said after being teleported, just to get slapped in the face by Builderman.
After almost everyone got up (Two Time and Chance usually sit a while), Chance tried to say something before being cut by Two Time.
"He thinks you're interesting, I didn't think he was serious."
"Sorry if that made you jealous..."
"It's ok,, I just didn't expect them to call you pretty before calling me pretty."
"They used to call me pretty at random times... Even in public, before calling anything else pretty"
"I'm sorry" "Pretty..?"
Chance fiddled with his fingers, a bit embarrassed (fucking bitch)
"Sorry that was corny"
"I liked it, don't worry"
"Can I hug you"
Two Time just stared at Chance, face shifting into a more "are you serious" expression.
"You're so childish..."
But they did hug him eventually.
They no longer felt sad.
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5:45pm
"What the hell is this"
1x4 said, pointing at the table in the killer's lobby.
On the table, were phones taped there. Shocker.
"Phones."
John doe answered, standing seemingly close too 1x4.
"Ew your breath stinks."
1x4 backed away from the man.
"Also I know those are phones.. but why ARE there phones?"
"Maybe read that note?"
And so they did.
He walked up to the table and grabbed the paper, reading it out loud before shoving it into her mouth.
"That isn't very lady like of you"
"Take a good look at me and tell me if I look like a lady to you."
"Aren't you all of the above"
"I look like a weightlifter"
"Glad you're self aware"
A voice commented on 1x4's observation; and it was non other than Azure.
He walked towards 1x4 and the table, taking a phone and inspecting it.
"Hey... I've always wanted one of these!"
"Phones I think?"
"I didn't think you'd know what this is"
"Ok, old man."
"You said I looked platonically hot yesterday."
"Same thing."
1x4 then started to gag on something before spitting out the chewed up paper directly onto Azure's face, like a cat.
"BITCH WHAT WHYNDUSHDUSHDEIDJKJZ"
"What happened here?"
ANOTHER voice asked, it was ITr*pped.
"Ew you're acting like Chance."
He commented on Azure trying to clean his face off 1x4's spit and chewed up paper.
"1x spit at Azure."
John just plainly answered as if this is a normal occurrence.
"That's disgusting..."
"Anyways, are those phones?"
ITr*pped looked to the table.
"NOOOO."
"THOSE ARE DILDOS."
Azure said in a sarcastic tone, slightly strained because he was gonna puke a moment ago.
ITr*pped cringed slightly before walking towards Azure and kicking them in the balls.
"OWOWOWOWOWWWW????"
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!??"
"You act too much like Chance sometimes"
"Who even is that??!!!"
"Gimme a phone and after I boot it up I'll show you."
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A while later and John called the other killers to take a phone.
Of course, a few of them had to be taught on how to use a phone; more specifically Azure and Phosphorus.
And Guest666 was suffering trying to use his phone because of his claws.
C00lkidd nearly dropped his phone thrise before going up to his room.
iTr*pped showed Azure pictures of Chance and they said he was hot, which made iTr*pped whine then slap them.
Bluudud, after seeing everyone on their phones thought it'd be a fun idea to ask them to download discord, after so: guess what happens next cuz I'm too lazy.
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Bluu created a group.
Bluu added COOLER, p!nk, 4/4/4/4, and 7 more.
Bluu renamed the group TITSUCKERS
4/4/4/4: WHAT
Bluu: what
4/4/4/4: WHAT IS THE GROUP NAME.
Bluu: it's great isn't it
Phos: Child.
Phos: You are a child.
Bluu: so?
Phos: 'So?' You cannot act this way, this is inappropriate.
p!nk: sure dude
Duumbranguh: hey guys
4/4/4/4: shut up
Duumbranguh: @All wanna hear a funny fact about 1x when he was Telamon's "sidekick"
4/4/4/4: the fuck did you just call me?
NI6HT§hade: yes
p!nk: yes
Bluu: yes
ok: ok
Phos: Whatever.
Johnathan: yes
Boss: yes
Ngh~oli: YES
Gst66: ojkk
iTr: no
Bluu: "I'm nothing like y'all" ahh
iTr: shut the fuck up
Phos: You shouldnt talk to a child like that.
iTr: I can talk to whoever I want the way I want bitch
Gst66: csn u cjanfe ur nsmr @Phos
iTr: what the fuck is this language
Gst666: Я разорву тебя на части, а затем отрежу тебе язык, а затем накормлю тебя горящими углями.
iTr: WHAT THE FUCK IM SORRY IG????
p!nk: ho the heck did that give you a panic attack thru text
Phos replied to Gst666: csn u cjanf...: Why should I?
Gst66: The Phos I know would never be as cruel as you.
Gst66: phosphophyllite is a blessing
Gst66: ur s cruse
iTr: retard.
Bluu muted iTr.
Bluu: sybau.
4/4/4/4: the kid has more respect
Ni6ht§hade: I'll skin you alive 1x, then consensually have heated sex with you as an apology
Ngh~oli: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
4/4/4/4: Azure somehow u made me fear for the first time
Duumbranguh: The duality of man.
Bluu: I regret making this group
p!nk: has anyone seen or heard of c00lkidd all day? He's only come down to take his phone :(
Bluu: what could you POSSIBLY be worried about
p!nk: he's my friend???
Ngh~oli: the kids dad won't give me a chance if I'm not concerned so bluudud go check
Bluu: WHAT
Bluu: WHY ME
p!nk: if u don't I'll send what u wrote in ur diary
p!nk: Pussy.
Bluu: bitch
Phos: if I could I'd tell your parents of this fowl language.
N6ht§hade: get confirmed first
Phos: Confirmed in what?
Ni6ht§hade: Nothing💕
Ngh~oli: are you toilet water cuz I can't stop pissing in you
Ngh~oli: how do u delete messages
Ni6ht§hade replied to Ngh~oli: What the actual f...: WELL FUCKING SAID
4/4/4/4: eww what the hell noli
4/4/4/4: and I JUST noticed the name.
Ngh~oli: hahahaha please piss on me goth mommy!!!!!
4/4/4/4: hey doombitcher you were gonna tell them an embarrassing time of mine right???? Pleasesendhelp hahahh!!!!!!!!💚💚💚💚💚
Ngh~oli: EX-ADMIN TELL US
Duumbranguh: way to rub salt on the wound.
Duumbranguh: 1x and Telamon used to cuddle, call eachother pet names, even "platonically" kiss, french even, but 1x is lying to themself about hating him so he always denies it's anything romantic
4/4/4/4: I thought it'd be anythihg other than that.
4/4/4/4: I'm gonna kill myself.
Ni6ht§hade: LOOOOLZZZZ PLEASE DO LALALALALLALALLAL KYS HOE KYS HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Ngh~oli: HOLY SHIT
Ngh~oli: HAHA IMAGINE BEING GAY
Gst666: just the other day you were venting to me abt wanting to make things better w/ the burger hat and date again
COOLER: What.
Ngh~oli: COOLKIDD UR OK!!!!
COOLER: I know
p!nk: coolkidd did bluudud by any chance talk to you
COOLER: ye
p!nk: thank goodness
p!nk: also I sent u a group link u have 2 join
p!nk: we can talk more there if u don't want here
COOLER: ok!
COOLER: @Ngh~oli Noli count your days.
COOLER: don't plan anything dumb.
Ngh~oli: I actually feel threatened
4/4/4/4: by a child. Wow.
Ngh~oli: no but how are you NOT??!!!!!
4/4/4/4: Im not a bitch, that's why.
Ni6ht§hade: not a bitch but be my bitch
4/4/4/4: don't you have a lover
Ni6ht§hade: why do u take everything so seriously I was joking
Ngh~oli: ugh.
Ngh~oli: this generation. So q*eer.
4/4/4/4: k.
Duumbranguh: I miss clockwork
4/4/4/4: out of all the admins.....
Duumbranguh: you'd prefer telamon wouldn't you?
Ni6ht§hade: I miss timey
Gst666: I hate/miss noob
iTr: Noob? Seriously?
Gst666: y look liek him
Ngh~oli: ugh
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Ngh~oli: wow.
Phos: Azurewrath.
Ni6ht§hade: K.
Ngh~oli: clocked by a senior citizen
Duumbranguh: don't rlly think he's that old
Ngh~oli: ok old man
Ngh~oli: men🤤🤤😫😩😩
Ni6ht§hade: hahahhahhahhq kill yourself hhhahahahaha
4/4/4/4 replied to Ngh~oli: this generation is...: are you fucking stupid you urinated condom
Ni6ht§hade: what in spawns name is that insult
Ngh~oli: 1x I have a silly toy you'd like
4/4/4/4: BLUUDUD MUTE HIM PLEASE
4/4/4/4: @Bluu PLEASE MUTE NOLI
4/4/4/4: I BEG YIU
4/4/4/4: @Bluu @Bluu
Bluu: sh.ut the up
Bluu muted Ngh~oli.
Bluu: b
4/4/4/4: I forgot you're fucking stupid
Phos: Why are all of you so immature?
Ni6ht§hade: be quiet or join us.
Phos: I'd rather burn.
4/4/4/4: then quiet
Duumbranguh: ngh~ faster~
Duumbranguh: hey guys am I funny. Is this your humor.
Ni6ht§hade: please kill yourself.
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6:35
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Ni6ht§hade: watch me wipe their asses off🤤
Ni6ht§hade: fuck wrong emoji
Ni6ht§hade: 🤑
4/4/4/4: don't know why but that feels worse
Duumbranguh: why hasn't john said anything
Johnathan: Why
Duumbranguh: your wife misses you
Johnathan: I have a wife?!???!?!?!?!?
4/4/4/4: screw brain
Bluu: corny ahh insult
p!nk: "ahh" inthebig2025🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
Bluu: why do you always have something to say
Duumbranguh: wanna hear a joke
Bluu: NO
p!nk: yes (doing ts to spite bluudud)
Bluu: 🖕
p!nk: no
Boss: what the fuck is Azure doing
4/4/4/4: holy Italia
Boss: I'm gonna tickle you
Johnathan: born to be tickled lived to be shot n stunned by who you want to tickle you.
Boss: what
4/4/4/4: he's saying you want to be tickled by Chance
Boss: What.
Ni6ht§hade: I DO THO.
Ni6ht§hade: he's so much hotter than itr*pped's photo of him
4/4/4/4: bluudud... Unmute iTr*pped...,please...
Bluu: yu cudve asked normaly
Bluu unmuted iTr.
iTr: FUCK YOU
iTr: I FUCKING HATE YOU AZURE
iTr: KILL YOURSELF
iTr: I HOPE YOUR EX HATES YIU
iTr: I HOPE YOU GET SHIT ON BYA GROUP OF DOGS
iTr: I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF UR PILLOW ARE WARM.
Ni6ht§hade: touched a nerv!!!! Should I touch you instead?!?!?!?!
Gst666: itraooed isoodly obsesded iwth Chance....
Gst666: as if he's stild in lsove...
iTr: KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
Gst666: ngh~
Ni6ht§hade: GUESS WHO FOUND HIS ONE AND TRUE LOVE!!!!!
Gst666: stop.
Ni6ht§hade: don't rlly feel like killing
Ni6ht§hade: I'ma cuddle
Phos: Azurewrath...
Ni6ht§hade: they look sorry enough 🤷
Phos: ....
Phos: Fine. Just this once. Then you kill them the rounds after.
Ni6ht§hade: deal🤑
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No1 rlly talks in the killer chat so barely anything happened after that.
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p!nk made a group.
p!nk renamed the group: COOLKIDD COMFORT TRIO
p!nk: added Bluu and COOLER.
Bluu: why is this the group name
p!nk: c00l's been feeling down and we don't know why
Bluu: does coolkidd know about that tho
p!nk: stop acting like you don't care!!
Bluu: I dont
COOLER joined the group via link.
COOLER: hey guys ^^
p!nk: hey coolkidd!!!
Bluu: hi
COOLER: but why is the GC named my comfort trio??? (@_@)
p!nk: you've been a bit down and WE have come together to make a group where WE will cheer you up!!
Bluu: we as in pretty and her imaginary friend (not me)
COOLER: aww! I'm thankful but I'm ok guys!!! (＾∇＾)
COOLER: you don't need to think anythings wrong because I'm alright!!
Bluu: idk where locking urself inur room and caring midnight is alright🖕🥀
p!nk: interesting observation of someone who really cares🤔🤔
Bluu: everyones noticed?
COOLER: I'm a boy I don't cry ಠಿ_ಠಿ
Bluu: you cried when I first got here and when pretty git here
Bluu: you also cry whenever you get set off
COOLER: well now I don't!!! ಠ,_｣ಠ
p!nk: coolkidd... No matter what u r it's ok to cry!
p!nk: it's not like bluu hasn't cried multiple times before!!!
Bluu: DONT.
p!nk: there was this one time he cried cuz I won against him in a video game
p!nk: it was the first round fo the game to!!!
COOLER: thinking about bluudud crying is odd ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌
Bluu: CUZ SHES LYING!!!!!
p!nk: what?!!! U gonna cry!!
COOLER: this is funny but I don't like when ppl bully others so try not to princess!!! *･゜ﾟ(^O^)
p!nk: alr! 😼
Bluu: fuck now I feel guilty
COOLER: sybau
p!nk: ts gives me a feeling ull get better soon!!