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Part 1 of Mario's Stupid Days Trilogy (MSD)
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2025-10-20
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Mario's Stupid Days 1: Mario Blows Up Bowser's Castle

Summary:

Mario didn't like being trapped in the princess-saving torture, so he will do ANYTHING to turn the tables.

Notes:

Can't give you Mario Monopoly Chapter 3 yet, but can give you this short fanfic lol.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Mario sat in a chair in his house, and is clutching his head as he can not stop thinking about being forced to rescue Princess Peach and defeat Bowser one trillion times again and again.

He kept hearing Peach's voice, "Help me!", and Bowser's flames in his mind. 99. Trillion. Times.

"This endless-a torture... needs-a to end-a, "Mario finally spoke. "Let's-a go!"

Mario jumped out of his house, got a RPG, and then he shot straight at the air.

Meanwhile, Bowser was sitting in his throne in his castle, doing nothing but listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

And then, a whistle came out of nowhere. Bowser suspected.

"Hold on, what the f-", Bowser said, but didn't finish a chance.

KABOOM!

The missile destroyed everything in its path, killing everyone in the castle.

"IT'S A ME, MARIO!", a voice echoed from a certain plumber.

Right now... Mario walked away, having been freed from the repeating madness about him rescuing Peach from Bowser many times.

Notes:

Simple, isn't it?
No swearing 1 trillion times, no dating, no gore, no sexual jokes, no complex elements, no nothing in the short story... just Mario blowing up Bowser's castle.

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