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I. Lemon Oil and Old Paper
The council chamber was scrubbed to an alibi. Lemon oil masked the fatigue of wood scored by a dozen old fights; the floor’s waxed shine tried to convince the eye that history cannot stain. Rain worked the barrier with a steady palm. The hum dropped half a tone - the sound the building made when weather insisted.
Year One had trained Minato to stand in rooms like this. Sitting invited people to count your breaths. Standing meant you could move before someone turned a sentence into a directive.
Koharu began without preface. “Central granary reports a shortfall. Flood damage in the south. Insect pressure in the west. We need emergency powers to requisition stock before merchants hoard.”
“Before” Homura repeated, like repetition could cosplay as consensus.
Shikaku didn’t sit either. He turned a file edge with a forefinger, eyelids lowered. He had the air of a man who’d been born in a meeting and never forgave the midwife. “Shortfall’s plausible” he said. “Timing isn’t.”
Across the table, Danzo’s gaze had the polished look of a stone that never reflected light. “Hokage-sama” he said, the honorific balanced like a blade, “we are fresh from war. Hesitation costs lives. Authorize ANBU to seize warehouses and detain obstructive traders under subsection twenty one. I have teams on standby.”
Minato glanced at his thumbnail - his private signal for thinking - then at the ledgers. Konoha-mill paper, a little rough and faintly sweet from the slurry. “Do provincial warehouse logs match the central ledger?”
The breath the room didn’t take was the answer.
“They will,” Koharu said coolly. “We have clarified incentives.”
“I want the place-by-place logs - signatures, seals, origin marks - by dusk,” Minato said.
“Impossible” Danzo replied. “A village is not held with soft hands.”
“It isn’t held without them.” Minato didn’t lift his voice; he shifted the spine of the room with policy. “Emergency powers granted for distribution, not seizure. Priority: Medical Corps, then civilian households. Clan stocks are exempt, unless a clan head files a voluntary surplus - sealed and witnessed. We stabilize first. Panic is a price.”
Koharu’s mouth thinned. Homura watched his own hands like they might defect. Danzo’s eye did not change.
“Reconvene at dusk” Minato said. “Shikaku, stay.”
The elders left in the particular hush of people who believe they are weather. When the latch clicked, Shikaku let his shoulders drop a centimeter and slid a single photograph across the table.
Two boys too young to shave. Sacks in a back room. A scale without a weight. A ledger held upside down by a child who had learned stillness as survival.
“Two ‘new’ clerks” Shikaku said. “No records before five days ago. One ‘flood loss’ rerouted into a dry district. Someone’s manufacturing scarcity. They used kids to sell the lie.”
“Root?” Minato asked.
“Or someone staging Root” Shikaku replied, raising an index finger. “Either way, the market’s primed. If we don’t puncture it by noon, we get runs on staples.”
“How close can we get without spooking?” Minato asked.
“Close” Shikaku said, not bothering to look up. “If the face isn’t authority.”
Minato looked at the hat on its peg and left it there.
II. Midday: The Weaponized Neighborhood
Konoha at noon ran on muscle memory: noodle steam bargaining with sesame smoke; fish blinking judgment from shaved ice; wind-bells that kept losing coin tosses to the breeze. Aunties triangulated information the way retired tacticians triangulate artillery. Minato walked the market like a civilian with a list. He bought a radish he didn’t need. He asked the grain-seller if barley would go up tomorrow (no), if flour kept better in cedar or clay (clay), and whether the blue dye from the north bled (only on Tuesdays, her brother swears it). He listened to answers that weren’t to his questions and followed where talk went quiet too neatly.
The stall’s back room smelled of rice dust and old wood. A boy sat very straight with a ledger he could not read. A door opened on oiled hinges. The man in gray had heel-to-toe chakra - trained to leave no prints.
“Can I help you” he said. No question mark.
“I’d like the inventory” Minato said. He set his hand on the counter; his sleeve slid just enough to show a sliver of standard blue. Not the hat. Just the fact.
The man’s eyes did quick arithmetic. “Ah.”
“You’ll bring me the falsified ledger” Minato said, voice as even as he was discussing the weather. “You’ll write true names for who tasked you. You’ll keep every recruit breathing.”
“You presume I--”
“I presume” Minato said, “you like sleeping in Konoha and eating its rice. Bring me your knot. I’ll pull it.”
The man glanced at the boy. Something moved in his jaw - not mercy, calculation. He nodded once.
Minato didn’t say thank you. Gratitude is a tool, and you don’t spend tools before the hinge squeals.
He left and stepped on five nascent rumors by standing in them until they got boring. He bought a cucumber on a stick he didn’t want and ate it like he did. He stopped by a barrel coopering stand and asked about staves - oak vs. pine - for no reason except to let three eavesdroppers decide he was harmless.
By dusk, provincial logs arrived: dust on covers, seals pressed so hard the pulp bruised, weights recorded in volume (which sacks can learn to cheat). “Falsified,” Shikaku said. “Handler brought the kids in himself. Wants out.”
“Alive,” Minato said. “We’ll need the throat for names.”
III. Dusk: A Room with Dry Faces
Dry eaves. Dry voices. The council reconvened in a room that smelled like lemon oil and old ambition.
“Shortfall is a ledger error after staff changes,” Minato said, stacking documents. “We are correcting. Distribution begins tonight. ANBU will not conduct seizures. Root will return any non-ANBU personnel seconded into civil offices immediately unless I sign it.”
Silence with teeth. Koharu swallowed an objection and tasted paper. Homura traced a groove in the table and found it hadn’t moved a millimeter since the First Hokage. Danzo’s voice never took on temperature.
“You compromise our capacity to act decisively” he said. “Enemies do not fear a signature.”
“They fear fed civilians,” Minato said.
"You will put ours in jeopardy." Danzo replied, cool as a cucumber, "You will let our system catch fire. Our enemies won't fear your reputation forever."
“They will always fear systems that don’t leak.” Twin blues flickered to the desk as he closed the folder. “Meeting adjourned.”
Minato got three steps into the hall before a runner hit his palm. “Fire---storehouse---office,” the boy gasped, smoke already in his hair.
IV. Fire: Training that Doesn't Panic
The bell pealed once - thin, puzzled - then found urgency on its second strike. By the third, smoke showed from the tower: not kitchen - office paper and oil. By the fourth, Minato was already on the south granary roof in a buckling heat gust.
It wasn’t a single building. It was a decision: two mills along the river - Daisuke’s and Hatake’s - alight end-to-end, and the south storehouse caught like a lung with a lit match at its throat. Sparks snapped toward the cooper’s yard. A quarter of Konoha’s food lived in this grid. It was going to be a bad hour.
But he wasn't alone.
“Kakashi -- roofline. Third rafter seam, cut now,” Minato said. He didn’t need to wonder where his team was; they were always where noise was the loudest. Kakashi swung in from the training wall, breath already metronomed, tanto hissing through shingles. His eyes skimmed geometry; two precise strikes parted a seam and gave hot air an exit that wasn’t a window someone would breathe beside.
“Obito -- choke the alley and run command. No one in or out without a number” Minato snapped.
Obito burst into view - and disciplined into function. He slid to the alley mouth, planted feet, and became a traffic doctrine. “Form a line - hands where I can see them - buckets there - wash station there - yes, you with the heroic eyebrows, you’re on salt” he called, voice big without panic. He snapped two ropes between cart posts, clipped tickets from a spool in his pouch, and deputized three hawk-eyed aunties with the speed of a man who had learned that authority delegated is authority obeyed. When a panicked chūnin tried to bull through --“My cousin’s inside!” -- Obito blocked with a forearm and looked him back into the line. “We get you alive inside. You help by not adding to the count.”
“Rin -- east triage,” Minato said. She slid in mask-tied, sling bag biting shoulder, already sorting with her hands. “Eyes and lungs first,” she told two volunteers. “Anyone coughing black goes under the red pennant. Boil water till it glares at you.” She shoved a rag into a child’s hands and breath back into his mother’s chest.
“Tsume!” Minato didn’t bother to see first; he smelled ink-and-wet-dog through smoke. Tsume ran toward fire the way some run toward rumors, Kuromaru at her thigh, eyes bright with problem-solving. “Nose or bite?” she grinned.
“Nose - office hinge. Find me any second sheets. Then doors. Kuromaru, keep the brave and the drunk from dying stupid,” Minato said.
“Love a specific kink” Tsume said, and vanished. Kuromaru posted at the alley with the calm menace of a well-read guillotine; three would-be heroes reconsidered their life choices.
“Kushina -- chains on the jamb; don’t break it, strangle it” Minato ordered. Red flared clean. Chains kissed hot iron sweetly and constricted; flame starved and sulked.
“Chōza -- wall between mill two and the Hatake’s. Keep that alley a throat, not a lung.”
Chōza smiled like a kiln. Seals blurred; mass answered; the alley stopped exhaling toward tinder.
“Kakashi, tarp the Hatake’s roof; wet rafters; now.”
The plan nested. Kakashi opened the seam; heat vented high. Obito’s line became civilized threat - tickets in, buckets out, aunties tyrannical in the correct way. Rin raised a clinic with rope and intention. Tsume knifed two accelerant sheets out of the hinge with her nose and threw them in a bucket, swearing artistry. Kuromaru herded a gaggle of genin away from a death corridor by simply occupying it. Chōza was a smiling dam.
“Inoichi - link me up” Minato called, sensing the cool, clean skein of a clan mind sliding up behind him. Inoichi’s palm settled to Minato’s shoulder - permission? - and Minato gave it. A thin net went up: clear, calm, do this next braided across ward captains and team leads. Panic lost its private rooms. “Two mills compromised; south storehouse front saved; obey the Uchiha line; do not freelance,” Inoichi’s voice carried in people’s heads without shouting.
“Hizashi - eyes.” Hizashi stepped into smoke like walking into a kata. Byakugan opened - cool petals, hard bite. “Left eave - ember path to a straw stack,” he said, palm lifting inches to draw the map in air. “There - beam end hot but stable. Two occupants in the west office: one conscious, one not.” He didn’t waste words. Two chūnin moved before he finished the last syllable.
“Fugaku.” Minato didn’t turn; the temperature of the street stabilized as the Police arrived in formation - Uchiha blues, order like a grid. Fugaku’s chakra was a vertical line.
"Where do you need me?" The Uchiha commander was steel.
“Perimeter” Minato said, voice tinged with relief. “Blue badge gets in. Anyone else queues. Arrest rumors.”
“Done” Fugaku said, flicking two fingers. His officers fanned to the crowd edges, not to menace, to catch destabilizers. One junior tried a flourish; Fugaku’s look shaved it off. An old man started to shout enemy sabotage - an Uchiha officer put a cup of tea in his hand and said, “Drink. Then talk.” The rumor deflated before it inflated.
The handler in gray - smoke where a person tried to be - moved in the office mouth. Minato crossed the space between two blinks and took the wrist holding the second fire.
“Don’t” he said, polite as paperwork. The joint popped neat. The man didn’t scream; Root trains that out. ANBU collected him alive - per Hokage order.
Daisuke’s mill belched; Hatake’s tried to share; Chōza disagreed with physics. On the far side, a ridge of barley sacks - lettered in the tidy hand of a woman who never thought she’d outlive her pen - sighed to steam and ash. Rin called “West corner!” and Kakashi was already sliding a soaked canvas like a sentence ending correctly. Obito snapped a new rope into place without looking, let a mother pass forward with a child, stopped a would-be hero with a palm and a no that landed.
“Office clear” Tsume panted, dropping two more oil-soaked sheets into the bucket. “Hinges had friends.”
“Good nose” Minato said.
“I’m available for praise after” she grinned with a wink, already moving.
By the time the bell tired of itself, two mills were half-eaten; the south storehouse had lost a quarter of its stock but kept its bones. No bodies in the pile. Twenty-nine with smoke injury. Seven twisted ankles. Zero stampedes. Fifty stupid arguments prevented by Kuromaru's opinion of human legs.
Minato stood in the charred doorway and studied the hinge Tsume fished from the bucket - cheap pressed cloth from central supply, cut to shape and oiled to smolder slow.
“Cloth from central” Rin said, voice ash-rough.
“Signatures?” Minato asked.
Shikaku arrived like a tall answer that had walked. “Three requests. Two different hands. Both attached to the same sponsor as our ‘clerks.’”
“Keep him breathing,” Minato said of the handler. “He’s got an inventory behind his teeth.”
He turned his head and let his voice carry - not loud, but on the frequency people obey. “Lines.” A point and a reason. “Triage.” A hand to a shoulder. “You - kettle.” The auntie who didn’t need asking twice. “Police - post your pattern.” Fugaku’s men settled like stones at the right corners. “Mind link holds.” Inoichi’s net stayed cool. “Byakugan - keep roofs clear.” Hiashi shifted his gaze and saved an ember-walk before it became a story.
Only when the village’s body remembered itself - breathing in unison, moving on purpose - did Minato step back to plan the part only he could do next: stop fire’s second cousin - rumor - from finishing the job.
V. The Square: Announcements that are Orders
By ten, rain stitched a steady line across the square - enough to damp tempers, but not enough to drown them. Minato took a crate instead of a dais. He’d learned Year One that height makes people look for theater. Crates say: work’s this tall.
No hat. Damp fringe. Tsunade at his left in Medical red, clipboard under her arm, mask dangling at her throat. Natsume from the Gazette stood under an awning with two runners and a pencil already catching phrases - Minato made sure she saw him see her.
“We had a fire” he said. “No fatalities. Damage contained. Investigation ongoing. Here’s what happens next today.” He didn’t orate. He issued short, durable lines that could survive being retold by a tired auntie and a half-deaf shopkeep.
“Distribution: Ward captains will set two lines -- Medical families first, then everyone. Tickets -- sequential. Take your number; come back when it’s called. Property Damage repairs anything the lines break. Don’t be the thing they have to fix.
“Merchants: Sell staples at last week’s price for three days. Bring ledgers to Clerk Shiori -- she's the one with the red umbrella -- for vouchers. Compliant stalls fly blue flags. If you lie under blue, you lose your license for one month. Try me.
“Security: No masked personnel are authorized to seize goods. If anyone in a mask says otherwise, send them to me or Medical Commander Senju. If you can’t find us, hold them where people can see.”
He stepped half a pace back. “Commander.”
Tsunade didn’t waste syllables. “Tea stations at South Gate, River Gate, Market, Field Three. Soup at South and Market. Barley tea with salt and sugar -- for lungs and nerves. Masks at the red banner; salve for eyes. Aunties -- you’re running kettles. Jōnin lift. Chūnin count. Genin run and don’t jostle. Anyone who thinks he’s special today can carry water.”
A trader with a too-clean collar tried to pick a fight with a sentence. “Who’s to blame? You going to punish anyone or just talk?”
“When I can prove a crime, I charge it,” Minato responded. “When I can prove a system failed, I fix it. Today: kitchens and lines.”
“You’re soft” the man said with a sneer.
Tsunade cut in without moving her feet. “He’s keeping your kid from coughing up black. Pick up the rope.” And when the man was too startled to move. "Now."
That stuck. The crowd pivoted from anger to assignment. Ropes went down. Ticket books slapped. Kettles hissed. Ladles found hands that could keep time.
Under the awning, Natsume murmured to her runners. “No fatalities; lines orderly; ‘Tea first,’ says Medical. Put that on one. Subhead with where and how: stations, flags, vouchers. No numbers.” She flicked a glance at Minato; he gave the smallest nod: Approved.
On Minato’s signal, two ANBU unmarked patrols fell in behind the Gazette runners. Not for censorship -- for integrity. If anyone tried to snatch bundles and seed a counterfeit “panic edition,” they’d be hand-delivered to Natsume, who had a desk drawer full of shivs made of punctuation.
Shikaku moved through the square quietly, leaning into ward captains’ shoulders with the same three notes: “Speak the same sentence. No numbers. ‘Investigation ongoing’ -- not ‘enemy.’” Inoichi’s mind-net braided that into a background chorus: We have a plan. We are already doing it.
By noon, the square read like a field manual with soup. And because the Gazette’s first extras hit the market while the kettles sang, Kumo and Iwa’s watchers saw order and working stations and not a single figure you could weaponize.
VI. Paper: Stamps, Audits, and the Knife That Isn’t a Knife
Konoha’s Gazette sat two floors down, windows built for morning, desks built for argument. Editor Natsume - ink on fingers, spine like a metronome - met Minato halfway to her office with a proof and a raised brow.
“‘No Fatalities. Lines Orderly. Medical: Tea First.’ With where and how,” she said, counting off her stained digits. “Your line about ‘If someone in a mask says seize, send them to Medical’ is staying. It’s news.”
“It’s policy,” Minato said. “Policy belongs on page one when it keeps people from being stupid.”
They edited standing, three pencil strokes and two removals. Natsume set her runners. Minato set his shadows. Then he went three doors over to Other Instruments - Misinformation & Counter-Rumor.
“Kuroda,” he said. The young analyst had a string map of bathhouses and barber chairs, and a deck of common sayings she weaponized like shuriken. “Seed the auntie script. No enemies. Lines and kettles and stamps. Use the phrase ‘Sacks don’t burn themselves, and neither do neighbors.’ Put ‘If you know, you don’t say; if you say, you don’t know’ in hairdressers.”
“Copy” Kuroda said, already placing voices like stones in a stream. “Council wants boring; street wants useful. We’ll give both.”
He crossed to Barrier & Patrol. “Two items,” he told the lieutenant. “First: no masks in civilian spaces. Any mask near a ledger gets escorted to Medical or me. Second: shadow the Gazette deliveries for three issues. Counterfeit editions get walked into Natsume’s office and left on her desk with the culprit.”
Only then back to his own desk in the Hokage tower, where the signatures mattered:
- Emergency Distribution Protocol B: river oversight teams; stamps on sacks leaving by water. Unstamped sacks sink. Stamped sacks feed West District first. Runners eat where they deliver; their children get counted in those schools. A line in bold: Stamps are seals; counterfeits will sting.
- Audit Procedure 4: two unrelated clerks on every outgoing ledger; rotations every eight days; seal log locked in a case only Hokage and Medical Commander can open. A humane clause: Clerks may flag “feels wrong” without penalty.
- ANBU Policy 19: no masks in civilian offices. Violations lose clearance and a month’s pay. Enforcement: Hokage and Medical. Tsunade’s footnote - Medical may eject masked personnel from clinical zones without cause - stayed, in her hand, because the handwriting itself carried authority.
- Press Guidance 7: Inventory counts are operationally sensitive until audit; all public statements via Press Office; ward captains and stallholders use distributed scripts. Natsume got a signed copy to wave at colonels who liked to hold a press conference in a line.
- Counter-Rumor Ops 2: Kuroda’s team authorized to seed agreed phrasing at markets, bathhouses, parlors. No Root language. Emphasis on order, kettles, stamps, and we do not print enemy fantasies for them. (Minato underlined that last clause himself.)
- He slid the Root personnel order onto a separate pile: return any non-ANBU seconded to civil roles without Hokage sign-off. He carried that one to the elders himself, because sometimes you deliver a letter by hand so no one pretends they didn’t receive it.
“You embarrass us--” Koharu said, when he arrived.
“You undermine Root--” Homura said.
“You went to the people,” Koharu said, like a diagnosis.
“Yes,” Minato said to everything. “That’s where the food goes.”
“Danzo has held this village together with the Root” Homura said.
“Danzo has held something together” Minato said. “It isn’t a village.”
“We can call a vote,” Koharu said.
“You can,” Minato said. “You won’t have the numbers.”
Danzo wasn’t in the room; he rarely was. His influence arrived like a draft in winter.
Minato left before he said anything he’d enjoy and regret. He let the door shut like a ledger closing.
On the stairs, he checked the Gazette’s first extra: NO FATALITIES. LINES ORDERLY. MEDICAL: ‘TEA FIRST.’ Subhead with station locations and the voucher desk. No inventory figures. The runners went out under two umbrellas and two shadows.
By the time he hit Market Square again, a caricature of a kettle with a heroic ladle had already appeared on page two. Good. Let them laugh and obey.
VII. Night: the Wheel and the Mask
Midnight at Daisuke’s mill. The wheel turned the river into a steady sentence that didn’t care who was listening. A figure waited in the new-cut doorway wearing the older kind of mask - the kind that says the person isn’t the point. Not ANBU. Not festival. Network.
“You’re late” the man said. “The river’s moved more than the market for months.”
“Here’s what changes,” Minato said. He set a small bundle on the sill - cloth-wrapped, official, smelling faintly of lemon oil and ink. Stamps. “Every sack by water leaves stamped. You skim what’s accounted for. Try to skim shadow and the river keeps what you tried to hide. Stamped sacks feed West District first. Your runners eat there. Their kids get counted at those schools.”
“That’s extortion.”
“That’s government” Minato said. “Law follows. Tonight: control.”
The wheel hummed. The man tilted his head. “Danzo would have put my head on a post.”
“Danzo and I agree on more than you think” Minato said. “We both hate leaks. I fix mine. He performs his.”
“You should have been him” the man said - no heat, almost respect.
“I’d rather be Hokage,” Minato answered. “Tell your book-keeper to practice writing neat. Tomorrow’s Gazette runs a corner on ‘How to Read a Voucher.’ If your boys can’t match a stamp to a line, they’ll be carrying water for the aunties by noon.”
Silence, except for the wheel. On the roof, two ANBU breathed like wood and took the measure of a new rule: you can exist if you serve the ledger. Anything else, the river eats.
The masked man looked down at the bundle, then up. “And if I say no?”
Minato’s smile didn’t reach his eyes. “Then you’ll meet the river the way sacks do when they forget their stamp.” He nodded at the dark water, at the quiet power that had been moving grain longer than any mask had moved fear. “Choose.”
The mask didn’t nod. It simply turned and set the bundle inside. That was the answer.
“Good” Minato said softly, already stepping back into the night that belonged to kettles and patrols and printers’ ink. “One more thing. No counterfeit editions tonight. If I see a panic sheet, I’ll deliver the author to Editor Natsume. She files corrections.”
“You’re a polite threat” the man said with a laugh.
“I’m a schedule,” Minato said. “Keep to it.”
He left him with the choice, and the wheel kept turning.
VIII. The Handler: Bones, Names, and Knots
Morning clinic. Antiseptic, boiled linen, and the particular rasp of sleep deprivation. Tsunade clipped the handler’s x-ray to a lightboard, tapped the fracture line with a pointer.
“Clean break” she said. “He keeps the hand. He talks because it hurts when he tries not to.”
Minato stood with his hands behind him, posture legal rather than medical. “We have his statement?”
“Preliminary,” Inoichi said from her left. “He flipped two names without being asked and a warehouse when I reminded him of sentencing guidelines for arson that endangers a school.”
“Good” Minato said. It wasn’t mercy. It was leverage. “Tape his wrists so he can sleep without reinjury; I want him coherent.”
“Ugly name next,” Tsunade said, eyes flickering to Minato with a hidden memory. “Old network. The webs that probably taught Danzo he could be a spider.”
“If I pull there, the elders scream” Minato said.
“If you don’t, the fever never breaks” Tsunade said, and switched the light off. “Pick your wound.”
“We’re doing both,” Minato said. “Stabilize for three days. Cut on day four, quietly. No gallows. Paper.”
“We'll need blankets." Inoichi said, a grin tugging at his lips.
In the corridor, a junior medic asked if they should announce charges. “No,” Minato said. “We announce process. ‘Statement secured. Evidence retained.’ People hear responsibility. Enemies hear nothing useful.”
Rin intercepted him outside with a clipboard. “Tea stations request labels for kettles - salted vs not. Aunties will do it with string and humor but--”
“Print shop will run tags,” Minato said. “Natsume will put a corner on page three: ‘Tea Station Etiquette.’ Make dignity easy; compliance follows.”
IX. The Square Breathes: Tea First, Then Work
By early afternoon, the village had learned the new rhythm. Blue flags fluttered over stalls selling at last week’s prices; two more counterfeit flags had been confiscated, their owners redeployed to carry water under Tsunade’s eye. The tea stations breathed like small engines: ladle, cup, salt, word. “Tea first,” an auntie told a man whose cough sounded like floorboards giving under a foot, and then, more gently, “Go to the red flag. My third son wheezed like that. The salve works.”
Obito’s line ran like a temple festival: two ropes, three aunties, clear jokes. He put the loudest complainer in charge of the wash station for fifteen minutes; the man turned out to be excellent at shouting “Soap first!” Kakashi discovered that if he angled his shoulder just so, the queue corrected around him as if he were a post in a stream. Rin confiscated a counterfeit ticket and deputized the teenager to push the hand-washing barrel; she whispered, “Make it important,” and the boy did.
Kuroda’s auntie script seeded itself in air: Blue flag means last week’s price. Tea first; soup second; tantrums last. If you know, you don’t say; if you say, you don’t know. The rumor that “the storehouses are all gone” died next to a stall selling barley at the marked price while a clerk stamped a voucher with the neatness of someone who loves lines. The rumor that “ANBU are seizing grain” melted in front of the Medical tent where Tsunade physically pointed a masked man out of a ledger line with a single finger and three syllables.
The Gazette’s page two cartoon - Kettle with Heroic Ladle - got taped to the tea table. People laughed while obeying. Kumo’s watcher at the inn wrote “orderly” in his notebook and “station locations” and nothing else. Iwa’s watcher sent home a bland report about “local organization; no visible shortages.” Minato’s Press Guidance had done its job: visible competence, invisible numbers.
Inoichi walked the perimeter and quietly moved a rope line two meters to prevent a bottleneck at dusk. Fugaku’s police stood at the corners, not menacing - present. One junior tried to posture; Fugaku shaved the flourish off with a look. Hizashi, with a squad of Hyūga chūnin checked rooftops with a Byakugan pass every twenty minutes; he found two ember-paths and a bored cat.
Tsunade chalked a number under the Market awning: ER - SMOKE DOWN 58%. She underlined sugar and masks; a runner went and came back before the chalk dried. Minato sent sacks with stamps - because even charity ran on audit now.
X. The Elder Tower: Old Wood, New Orders
Lemon oil and old certainties upstairs. Minato set down a neat stack: Emergency Protocol B (with stamps); Audit Procedure 4 (with dual custody); ANBU Policy 19 (without exception). He added a fourth: Civil–Press Coordination Memo -- Press Office is the only authorized source for public inventory language during emergency distribution; ward captains and stallholders use provided scripts; noncompliant public statements from officers are subject to censure.
“You’re centralizing” Koharu said.
“I’m standardizing” Minato said. “A village doesn’t run on everyone’s favorite paragraph.”
“You’re strangling Root” Homura said. “Masks exist for a reason.”
“Not at ledgers” Minato said, twin blues turning a tad colder. “This is the last time I’m repeating it.”
The air on the left went just as frosty; Danzo stepped into the room without using the door because some men are doors.
“You negotiated with criminals” he said, almost pleased.
“I monetized them and moved them under audit,” Minato said. “They drown if they don’t sign. Your handler’s x-ray is very instructive.”
“You think kettles and stamps are strategy” Danzo said, brushing the soft-accusation like it didn't exist. “Our enemies will smell softness.”
“They’ll smell a village that runs without you” Minato said, and laid ANBU Policy 19 like a shogi stone that gave no ground. “No masks in civilian offices. Effective now. Violations lose clearance and pay. Enforcement by Medical if they get there first.”
“You overreach.” Danzo said.
“I correct” Minato said. “You taught this village to fear its own shadow. I’m teaching it to work in daylight.”
Danzo’s eye narrowed one notch. “You will cut, too.”
“Yes,” Minato said, friendly as rain. “Clean. And where it matters.”
He left without slamming. That’s how you make people hear the latch.
On the way down, he crossed the Gazette runners carrying Extra Two: ‘WHERE TO GO; WHAT TO BRING; DON’T BE STUPID.’ The subhead listed station locations and that Clerk Shiori would stamp vouchers under the red umbrella. No numbers. A column three inches wide explained - plainly - voucher honesty and why the stamp matters without using the word 'seal'. Natsume’s genius: teach compliance and make people feel proud they comply.
XI. Night Work: Files, Feet, Fever
Policy is what you sign. Stability is what you walk.
Minato walked: South Gate (aunties ruling with wooden ladles and moral certainty), River Gate (line adjusted to preserve sightline to Medical), Market (two more counterfeit blue flags quietly removed; owners redeployed to carry water under Tsunade’s eye). Property Damage teams replaced queue-scuffed thresholds and - bless them - submitted neat invoices that came with before/after sketches for the audit. Kakashi rotated out three of Obito’s aunties before they burned out; Obito replaced them with fresh tyrants who could shout “soap first!” with panache. Rin taught two genin to refill salt discreetly because yelling “SALT!” makes people think of shortages.
Kuroda’s team reported in quiet taps: hairdressers were using the “If you know, you don’t say” line; bathhouses had posted ‘Tea First’ on a wall; game parlors were making jokes about stamps and sore thumbs. Jiraiya - soaked, loud, kind - stood on a crate when a line lost patience and made them laugh and behave.
Back at the desk, Minato signed three more things that looked like stationery and were actually weapons:
Warehouse Warrants - for the ugly old network Tsunade’s handler named. Warrants named places, not people, and asked for inventory, stamps, and ledgers - not heads. The elders couldn’t stage a theater out of it.
Clerk Protection Order - No one disciplines clerks for flagging “feels wrong” during audit. Violators get public reprimands. (Public, because fear travels faster than memos.)
Press Badge Extensions - temporary clearance for Gazette runners to enter lines and snap photos of order and kettles, not shortages - with Natsume’s promise not to publish any image that reveals stock density or troop locations. (She wrote that promise; he countersigned it. Accountability in ink.)
He capped the ink well - a practice so small it felt like prayer - and set a second cup for whoever walked in needing proof the village remembered itself. Jiraiya did, smelling of wet cloth and smoke. He took the cup and didn’t pretend he wasn’t grateful.
“They’re going to call you soft again” he said.
“They already did,” Minato said. “Then they ate and so did their families.”
“And Danzo?”
“Soon” Minato said. “No theater. Paper and one cut.”
“You’ll break your heart this way.” Jiraiya said, not quite joking.
“Better mine than the village’s” Minato answered, and reached for the next file.
Outside, kettles breathed. Blue flags held. The Gazette’s Extra Three ran a column titled ‘How We Line’ - written by Auntie Council, Market Ward, edited by Natsume, approved by Minato with one pencil strike and a smile he didn’t show anyone. Kumo’s watcher sent home: “Orderly. No count. Tea.” Iwa’s: “No traction.” The rumor mill spun, but now it spun Minato’s gears.
The village slept like a body after fever: not cured, oriented. And the dark side of Minato’s sparkle - teeth behind the politeness - had learned a new trick: draw blood with a ledger; stop bleeding with a kettle.
XII. The Body Remembers the Heart - Aftermath
By evening, the village had begun to perform the trick where you can’t see the gears and therefore believe there are none. Blue flags looked normal; kettles looked like kettles, not policy. The aunties called what they were doing manners - which is how you laminate law into culture without leaving fingerprints.
Minato stood at the gate while a clerk stamped a voucher and a kid in too-big sandals recited his ticket number without looking at the paper. A guard with a scar he’d gotten before the war - not every mark is trauma; some are just life - shifted his weight and found it didn’t hurt today. The barrier hummed high again; the rain went from palm to mist.
He had not ended Danzo. He had not ended the old networks. He had not ended hunger.
He had made panic harder. He had put eyes on paper. He had given the village something to do that wasn’t sharpening knives.
Tsunade’s runner arrived with an updated number: ER down 58%. A second note in the same hand - less block, more human: “Your kettles saved three babies today. Don’t get smug. Send more salt. --T.”
He sent salt. He sent stamps. He sent an audit team so boring five petty tyrants announced their retirements rather than endure them.
Then he went home and turned the hat on the peg by two degrees because superstition is a kind of policy and some days you use every tool.