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Emilia nervously shuffled in her seat, her eyes glued to the paper Rem was holding. The maid was reading it quietly, reading every word in detail, scribbling a word or two with a pen. After a minute or two, she put down the papers, removing the glasses she was wearing. She didn’t need glasses, of course, but Emilia gifted them to her friend a while back, and she did not have it in her to refuse.
“Rem gives Emilia-sama a score of… 75%.” Emilia’s expression shifted to one of relief, albeit with a tinge of disappointment. “There are some exact details that need to be tweaked, and the answers regarding pregnancy itself are still quite incorrect, but regardless, you passed the written exam of your sexual education studies.” Despite her somewhat criticising role, a warm, honest smile decorated Rem’s lips. “Well done, Emilia-sama.”
“I’m so sorry, Rem!” She bowed profusely. “I mean, you took so much time to study with me thoroughly, because my whole understanding of the subject was entirely wrong, and I still made so many silly mistakes, I’m reaaaally-” the maid lifted her hand, signaling her master to stop and take a deep breath.
“It’s quite alright, Emilia-sama. Rem truly enjoyed educating you, and studying with you. And besides… “ Her gaze drifted towards the door. “You have not had any practical experience yet.” Putting her hand on the knob, she opened the door slightly ajar. “You can come in now, Subaru-kun.”
He shuffled into the room, looking quite a bit different than the Subaru Emilia knew. Usually he was so cheery and goofy, but now he seemed… Perhaps embarrassed? His cheeks were flushed, and beads of sweat rolled down his face. He stood in his place awkwardly while Rem locked the door. Emilia gave him a small wave, but her adorableness, and perhaps inability to read the situation, only made him more stressed.
He pulled the maid aside with a whisper: “Rem, I’m still unsure if this is a good idea…” She frowned, unhappy hearing the familiar rambling she heard before.
“We already discussed this, Subaru-kun. It is important for Emilia-sama to get a more practical experience with her studies, especially given her more-than-lacking sexual knowledge.”
“I’m aware of that, and I still curse Puck for not telling her with my every breath!” He hissed. “But I mean, look at her! She’s too naive, I can’t just pull my pants off in front of he-”
She cut him off coldly. “If you prefer, Rem can summon Roswaal-sama instead of you, Subaru-kun. Rem is certain he would not mind in the slightest helping in this scenario.”
Well, that got him to shut up alright.
Her gaze softened. “It’s for her own good, Subaru-kun. This is an important step for her, and you’re supporting her like a true knight should.” She squeezed his palm in support. “And besides,” she added with a huskier tone, “if Emilia-sama will indeed become your partner in love one day, it is important for Rem to teach her your…. Preferences.” Subaru gulped, suddenly feeling a lot hotter, as Emilia tilted her head, curiously observing the interaction. “Now, off with your clothes!”
Before he could resist, or even protest, she unzipped his tracksuit at lightning speed. She pulled the jacket off of him, along with the shirt, his developing abs and pecs on display for the girls to ogle, both of them kneeling on the floor. It was far from the first time for either of the girls to see Subaru shirtless, but perhaps because of the connotation of the situation, it made it a lot more sensual. Emilia’s face was red, peeping the sight between her fingers, while Rem hungrily drank it in, being careful to not even blink.
After removing his shoes and taking off his pants, he remained only in his briefs, the cloth visibly strained. Taking deep breaths, he prepared himself, to essentially flash his two crushes. Pulling the strap around his hips with his fingers, he began to pull down…
“Wait, Subaru!”” Emilia yelped, stopping him in his tracks. “I’ve never… done something like this before… Do you mind if I t-t-take them off?”
“Oh. Uh, um, y-yeah, that’s alright…” His hands shaked a bit, his cheeks growing even redder. But when her amethyst gems gazed into his own eyes, He found in those innocent jewels the strength he needed to carry on. “Sorry. I mean, that’s alright, Emilia-tan, but feel free to tell us if you’re feeling overwhelmed at any point.” Rem gave a small nod in agreement. He sat himself down on the edge of the bed, while Emilia gave her cheeks a small clap, pumping herself up.
Perhaps she pumped herself up a tad too much, as she forgot to restrain her elven strength. She didn’t pull Subaru’s underwear down, she pulled it apart, leaving it in mere cloth scraps. If her grip was even stronger, she may have ripped apart some of his skin, too. “That was a magical artifact Beako made for me to keep it all hidden… she’s gonna be so mad”, he gloomily pondered.
The hidden object in question sprang forward, slapping Emilia lightly across the face. Such a large tool could not be contained by any normal underwear, after all. Even at its semi flaccid state, it still reached past his knee, resting over Emilia’s shoulder. It didn’t just lean on her for support, it weighed on her, the hefty mass proving its worth in volume and weight. His testicles, full with backed up semen, drooped heavily below, each about as large as her head. His size, his intoxicating smell, his heat… it all made the clueless girl feel “warm and fuzzy”, her groin feeling needy, she had a sudden itch to move her fingers down there…
“Rem, I… I feel funny…” She muttered, her eyes hooked on his cock. “What is this…?” Subaru was torn between running away in shame and wanting to drink in the sight.
“If you remember, Emilia-sama, the main purpose of sexual intercourse is procreation.” The maid began to explain. “However, there’s a much simpler reason people take part in sex - it feels great, and very pleasurable. This is your body’s way to tell you it wishes to partake in sexual activities.” Her professionalism was impressive, considering her sense of smell was far more keen than Emilia’s, let alone how heavily his musk was impacting her. “When someone is feeling so, the feeling is called ‘horniness’”. Emilia repeated the term slowly, her soft lips tracing the syllables. She remembered the term, but experiencing it firsthand was quite different.
Subaru himself was quite bothered by that feeling, too. Him essentially flashing his crushes aside, there was something a lot more enthralling about him being the only naked one in the situation. Despite being clothed, the girls’ curves were quite prominent, stretching the fabric of their clothes to the max. Not to mention, since he was sitting on the bed while they were kneeling below, he had a perfect view into their cleavage, deep and pale. His knuckles whitened, gripping the bed sheets, resisting the urge to grasp his own tool, or one of the girls’ bodies. ‘It’s for Emilia, it’s for Emilia, it’s for Emilia,’ he repeated inside his head like a mantra.
Taking notice of his struggle, Rem continued her explanation: “Despite the feeling manifesting in men and women alike, how it is exemplified in each of them can differ quite a bit. Females like you and Rem would usually feel wetter below, the increased blood flow downwards triggers an increase in lubrication in your vagina, showcasing the desire for sex.” Judging by Emilia’s flush deepening, that indeed was the case for her too. “Meanwhile,” she added, slowly guiding Emilia’s hand towards his monster meat, “for males like Subaru-kun, horniness would be pronounced physically by the blood flow to his penis increasing, and making it erect. Can you feel it?”
He winced, her palm cold to the touch, yet tingly, exciting. It was nothing like Rem’s grasp, who knew what she was doing. Emilia truly and honestly had no idea how to move her palm, and that made it, somehow, all the more exciting. She gazed up at him, worried, yet curious, studying his expression. “It’s reaaaaally warm”, she muttered, putting the side of her face against his length to better feel its heat.
The combination of all those factors only added to his perversion. The half elf stared in wonder, and the oni in satisfaction as he groaned, gaining a few extra inches in Emilia’s palm, growing thicker than one of her legendary thighs. By now, the length of his shaft was longer than her own arm, extending down the length of her back. His testicles each grew a bit too, swelling beyond their limits to store even more semen he was desperate to unload.
“R-Rem”, she asked nervously, “I’ve been meaning to ask, but isn't Subaru’s size quite different from what you showed me in the books? I mean, it’s reaaaaally big…”
Rem only smiled in response. “Well, do consider that the average size is shown in those, Emilia-sama. Subaru is simply an exception to it, such cases can happen.” Subaru wanted to argue that her extensive use of water magic to alter his size and stamina, let alone Beatrice’s experiments on him, would probably remove him from said average group, but kept his mouth shut. It was best not to confuse Emilia for now, and regardless, his original size was far above average as is.
Once again, Rem’s lovingly guiding hand told her where to go next. Emilia’s dainty fingers travelled along Subaru’s length, reaching his crotch, before continuing their journey downwards. Her palm grazed the loose skin atop his sack, before reaching the desired destination. She grasped the smooth skin around his massive balls, pushing them up to feel their immense weight. She didn’t need to be told, she knew this was where Subaru was storing magnanimous amounts of his semen. Considering the average output in comparison to the average penis size… she could only shudder with nerves, but also excitement.
For a few moments the king candidate and her knight sat there, awkwardly. “So, uh, what should I do?” Emilia broke the silence after a while. “I mean, in this situation. Should I relieve him somehow? I don’t know if I’m quite ready to lose my v-virginity yet, but if it’s for Subaru…” she shuffled around, uncertain, but not necessarily against the idea.
Fortunately, or maybe not, Rem rejected the idea before Subaru could even interject. “With all due respect, Emilia-sama, Rem thinks you are far too inexperienced for something like that.” She stopped to think for a bit, coming to a conclusion a tad too fast, as if she had an idea in advance: ”Perhaps it is best to ask Subaru-kun for advice, as he is the one being practiced upon. What do you think, Subaru-kun?”
He was only somewhat surprised to find himself at the middle of that discussion, since Rem dragging him to be more active in it definitely appeared like a plausible possibility. Subaru tried to consider the possible options for a good “starter pose” for Emilia, but the vivid image of pressing his dick against Emilia’s marshmallow soft skin, let alone with Rem’s expertise at her disposal made even more blood rush downstairs, and thus, clouded his mind.
Emilia was about to ask about the large dollops of clear fluid oozing out of Subaru’s tip, before then she recalled her lessons with Rem - it was simply precum, of course it was. And if Subaru is the one putting it out, especially in such amounts, then that means he’s reaaaaally horny. She could sense how excited he was about the situation, and gazed up expectantly, slightly nervous but determined to make good on her “physical” studies.
Since Emilia’s eyes were locked to Subaru’s embarrassed face, she entirely missed the signs someone was giving out behind her back. While making eye contact with Subaru, Rem pointed at Emilia, at herself, and then opened her mouth wide open, giving him a deep look into her wet mouth, her tight throat, the tongue that would wring him dry…
“I swear, that girl is gonna be the death of me.”
“W-well…”, he began to explain, stuttering a bit, “a blowjo-”
“Amazing idea, Subaru-kun!” The maid clasped her hands, cutting him off instantly. “Now then, Emilia-sama, Rem trusts that you remember what that term means? It is alright if you don’t remember every single pose for intercourse, but this general term should be fine, yes?”
Wordlessly, Emilia nodded and nervously opened her mouth, sticking her tongue out for Subaru’s pleasure. She was a bit shaky, but determined and prepared to study Subaru’s genital anatomy with her mouth. Her mouth was only somewhat open, but the pink, wet interior of her maw remained visible nonetheless, warm and inviting. Compared to Rem’s earlier display, it was entirely adorable… which only hammered in the point to how different the experiences will feel between the both of them, each one likely to elicit different responses from him. He wanted to ask her to hurry up, but to also pull back, his horny side and the side that wants to protect Emilia-tan’s purity clashing.
She started from the side. His length protruded near her shoulder as is, so Emilia didn’t need to work too hard to reach it. The taste… she could not quite describe it. It was meaty, and not very flavorful, but it still took over her mouth. For a bit she remained there, licking the side of his magnanimous shaft like a dog licking its most treasured bone.
Slowly but surely she trailed upwards, planting small kisses against his finger thick veins, his body heat almost burning against her lips. Reaching his tip, her tongue delved into his slit, getting a mouthful of the pre oozing out from within. Her tongue lapped up the gooey substance, filling her mouth with the foreign texture. She shifted back and forth around his length, sometimes from the front of his shaft, sometimes from the side, sometimes from below, attempting to cover as many spots as she could. Her fingers held onto the respectable girth for support as she balanced her attention around his pole, licking and kissing wherever and whenever she could.
The maid did not remain idle either, leaning forward, her face hidden under his immense girth. Even so, he could still feel her warm breath against his scrotum, the sensation tickling him. It didn’t take long for her to mash her face into it, diving into the musky skin, worshipping it with her tongue and mouth. Her dexterous palms catered to his sizable nuts, rubbing them, urging them to produce even more extra-thick cum. Even though her face was invisible to him, he knew the expression she wore on her face was definitely smug, teasing him to let it all out. Usually, she’d be the one to milk him dry until he came enough to fill multiple bathtubs, but not today - today, she was merely here to support her master. No, her friend.
Subaru groaned, throwing his head back in pleasure under the double assault. The pace at which his pre streamed out increased, covering their dresses and backs in the slimy, warm fluid, though they didn’t seem to mind. Soft moans escaped their lips with every shift and move, the sludge giving their clothes a wicked shine, both inside and out. Their massive breasts constantly bumped into him, squishing together delectably, didn’t help him calm down either. Not to mention, from his point of view, the way their massive asses stretched their outfits thin was clear to see, their cheeks jiggling and bouncing with every movement.
Emilia, taking notice of Subaru’s output, decided to tackle the true challenge of a blowjob at last - sucking. Her lips tried to fit around the appa-sized crown itself, attempting to fit more of it, more of him, into her mouth. Emilia’s crystal clear amethyst eyes were locked in with Subaru’s the entire time, as if to ask, “Am I doing a good job?” Her eyes were full of innocence and resolve, but the way her face was filthy with saliva, precum, and sweat… it made her dangerously sexy without her even knowing.
Slowly but surely, she attempted to shove more of his length, more of him into her maw, into that warm, wet tightness. Rem, meanwhile, bid goodbye to those semen-packed orbs with a nostalgic kiss, rising up to help Emilia with her first blowjob. “Now then, Emilia-sama, it is important to relax your jaw, especially given the size you are attempting to fit inside your mouth.” Emilia would’ve nodded if she could have.
Honestly, it made her somewhat stressed, seeing the remaining length she has yet to fit into her mouth. From her point of view, Subaru looked impossibly huge… Can she really satisfy him? The warm, needy feeling inside her only intensified, more and more juices dripping down her thick thighs, pooling below her in a puddle. His girth and length made it a bit hard to breathe, but she couldn’t give up so soon! Luckily, that was when her maid and trusty friend came to her rescue!
“Please, allow Rem to assist you, Emilia-sama.”
In complete contrast to her friendly, calm demeanor, Rem proceeded to slam Emilia’s head down Subaru’s cock, shoving the entirety of his length into her throat, resulting in a ‘GHLRK?’ as her lips met his crotch.
For a split moment, the candidate and her knight alike were in shock, unable to process the sudden turn of events. Rem, however, paid them no mind, yanking Emilia’s head back halfway back by her hair, her saliva coating his shaft, a testament to her journey. Then once again, she shoved her face back down his shaft, her nose full of his musk, her tongue full of that meaty taste, all that pre pooling straight into her stomach. In an attempt to grab against some support, her hands gripped around his smooth, strong calves, perhaps a bit too strongly for a half elf, but Rem continued. Repeatedly.
Forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards - Rem used Emilia as a mere sex-toy to milk Subaru dry, her throat serving as his personal onahole. “Kindly forgive Rem for the rough treatment, Emilia-sama.” She explained, her calm manner of speech somehow audible over the loud slurping noises Emilia produced. She didn’t stop her constant barrage against Subaru’s massive cock, leaving both him and her mistress breathless - in different senses. “Due to Subaru’s extreme size, it takes practice and skill to service him a truly befitting blowjob. Therefore, please accept Rem’s assistance as a helping hand.”
Subaru, with what little bit of his mind that wasn’t addled by lust, attempted to grab Rem’s hands, to pry her away from Emilia’s beautiful silver locks - but needless to say, a human has no chance against the mighty grip of an oni. He couldn’t even make her budge. Instead, she used that chance to quickly grab his fingers under her own dainty hands and forced him to grip her silver hair, making him take a more active role in Emilia’s assisted facefuck. Despite not having participated directly in the fellatio, Rem dominated the situation, taking control of every movement both knight and candidate were making.
Emilia herself was strong enough physically to overpower Rem and push her away, but the situation left her so befuddled, so bewildered, she could not do anything but give in, swallowing Subaru’s meat, massaging it with her throat. The noises she produced were deafening, implying to any passerby outside of the room the loving attention she was giving Subaru. The bulbous tip of his cock pushed against Emilia’s throat from within, distending her neck every time Rem pushed her beyond her limits, but she took it all in stride. Her panties were all but ruined by this point, entirely soaked with her juices. Spittle flew everywhere, decorating her face lewdly, seeping into her cleavage, dirtying her clothes.
The leg-sized asset dipped in and out of Emilia’s warm vice of a throat several times per second, magically making inches upon inches vanish with wet, slurping sounds. Her throat bulged even lower, a testament to the incredible girth she was taking on. Now the bulbous tip was pushing into her stomach, depositing several gluts of pre directly into her belly. Tears welled in the corners of her eyes, excitement and strain mixing together. Her elven biology did wonders to accommodate such an impossible size and fit - like they were made for each other in their own hyper-productive, sexual way.
Rem knew Subaru more than well enough to tell he was getting close to his climax, so she needed to act fast. She pressed Emilia one final time down to Subaru’s crotch, making her forehead press against his hips. This allowed her to see the skin tensing around his sack, to hear his impending orgasm and his restless breathing. “Thank you for your cooperation, Emilia-sama, Subaru-kun. Rem is all done.” Rem humbly noted, letting go of Emilia’s head. Subaru pulled back his own fingers too, allowing Emilia to pull back, agonizingly slow for Subaru as more and more of his length revealed to the cool air of the room. Her mouth disconnected from his throbbing tip with a heavy breathing and few delicate saliva strings. As she gulped down big gasps of air, her hair sticking to her sweaty forehead and clothes and face sticky with his fluids, Rem looked at him expectedly. Their pink tongues were both sticking out expectantly, as if begging to be painted white…
“Emilia, Rem, I-” He couldn’t even finish his warning. A mind numbing orgasm searing through him, his eyes rolling back.
The innocent half-elf had received tickets to the splash zone, being struck in the face with Subaru’s thick cum, the off-white shade mixing in with her pale skin and silver hair. She just barely had time to close her eyes as he blasted and blasted away, painting her beautiful visage with his extra-thick semen. The smell overtook her senses, unable to see anything see anything, and the salty taste was so intense - With the lewdness of the situation, Emilia’s first ever orgasm tore through her like a lightning strike, the unfamiliar feeling leaving her confused, restless, and hornier than she had ever been. Her squirt sprayed underneath her, the fluids on the floor indistinguishable between hers and her knight’s.
Rem, of course, couldn’t miss out on such a show, but unlike her mistress, she had plenty of experience. She simply donned her iconic, cute smile, the one that could bring down Subaru and succubi alike, and opened her maw wide open, ready to receive and taste the rewards of her hard work. She didn’t even blink at the face of danger, her cute figure painted entirely white within seconds, but those piercing blue eyes remained staring right at the monster spewing it all. While this was new and intense for Emilia, this was nothing more than Rem’s routine skin-care treatment.
Their clothes, naturally, were all but destroyed as he came, and came, and came some more. His semen seeped into their cleavage as well as their outfits, marking their bodies with his manly scent from head to toe. The room behind them, the walls, the floor, were all being coated with viscous seed, sure to leave behind one hell of a cleaning job. His jizz weighed their petite yet curvy bodies down with how much he was caking onto them, but they remained steady in their spots, accepting the reward. No matter how many times she saw it, Rem could not get enough of that explosive orgasm, or better yet, experiencing the results of it first handedly. Emilia, meanwhile, awkwardly sat there and took it, sometimes opening her mouth to utter something only to receive another gulp of cum. She swallowed each dose subconsciously, gulping down his essence with gusto, a spectacle Rem replicated herself.
After a few long minutes, Subaru finally came down from his high, his tip oozing cum leisurely as he breathlessly witnessed the results of him going overboard - only white. Everywhere in sight, including his favorite half-elf and oni in the whole wide world, had been brought down by the creamy blizzard. Rem rubbed it lovingly into her skin as if it was expensive lotion, while Emilia was still trying to process the impact of experiencing her first orgasm and bukkake at the same time.
“Excuse me, Emilia-sama, you’ve got a little something there. Allow Rem to help you.” Once again, with the shoddiest excuse possible, Rem was determined to put on a lewd display for Subaru, and proceeded to smash her delicate, pink lips against Emilia’s own, resulting in a surprised “Mnngh!?”
Subaru simply watched, shocked, as the girls wrapped their arms around each other, or rather, Rem initiated and Emilia followed. The maid’s dexterous hands explored her master's curves, rubbing over her massive tits and cushiony behind as she dominated her mouth. The sight of them swapping saliva and more, their tongues wrapping against one another with both absolutely drenched with his semen - it was too much. When they broke the kiss, a string of saliva and semen lingering between them, they found that he was once again at full mast - a sight that had Emilia gulping in distress, but also excitement. As for Rem, she licked her lips, lapping up excess semen that escaped her tongue before.
“Well then, Emilia-sama, it appears Subaru-kun is prepared for you to try again.”
The half elf nodded excitedly, all but too giddy to attempt conquering Subaru’s monster again. “Rem, this time, let me try on my own.” She pleaded. “I want to make Subaru feel reaaaaally good~.”
Lesson 1: Blowjob ✓