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"SO, Shrimpy, have you heard about what happened with Cosmo and Yatta ??"
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"UGH, WHAT." "So basically they'd been caught fucking on the kitchen floor, and like -"
"WHAT, WHY DID THEY EVEN DO THAT??"
"I don't even know to be honest, but anyway now they got a 5 month ban from the kitchen and that obviously sucks ass ..." "....EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED."
"OK, so like, they were like having sex on the floor while Cosmo was supposed to be making some cream puffs and- i don't know that much yet since Sprout won't tell me but I know enough."
"GO ON.."
"So,,, Cosmo and Yatta were fucking, and Seedly heard them and went to check on them because he obvi thought 'Oh, maybe i'm just hearing things', yet as soon as he walked in there he got a clear-as-day view of that eyesore..."
".....WHO WAS TOPPING?-"
"Yatta."
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"WE SHOULD JUST,,, EAT."
"Yeah."
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"WAS SHE USING A,,,,strap-on?"
"Maybe."
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN "MAYBE"????"