Archive of Our Own ^beta

Nubbins
• Chronic nail biter. he chews them whenever hes anxious or just for the fun of it
• he is such an artistic person, mainly as a photographer. I fear him and Max Caulfield would be unstoppable together
• He refused to get out of bed when Bobby left for the war, like he genuinely wouldn't let him go when Bobby had to leave. Bubba had to yank Nubbins off him
• He honestly probably stinks like shit. he literally goes out walking in Texan heat and he digs around graves so😞
• I think he has the same exact fit in his closet like you'd open it to see the same green shirt and big ass pants like 10 times

Drayton
• He does not play about his food AT ALL. Keep away from the kitchen when he makes his famous chili... Nubbins literally has a battle scar from trying to get water💔
• Yknow how dads wake up in the morning to get ready for work and they make so much noise... thats how Drayton wakes up. All Bubba and Nubbins hears is just Drayton coughing up a hair ball
• The amount of times people have mistaken him for being the dad could pay for college. He gives up explaining to people that they are just his brothers and hes the oldest of them while chop and nubs just giggle in the back
• He used to threaten the twins by saying he would put them in a box and leave them on a sidewalk for free. They knew he never was serious until he actually got a box and wrote "free workers" on the front

Bubba
• He loves his chickens bro, he has like 5 of them. He had to beg Drayton to let him keep them which he only agreed due to the fact they needed eggs
• He has a wall dedicated to his face masks and a bunch of sewing equipment nubs and chop gave him for his birthday aww
• Drayton appointed Bubba to take his place in the family business when he can't. Bubba is basically a mini Drayton, hes a beast in the kitchen
• He has Chop come help make new clothes for him by using victims clothes
• He definitely day dreams while he works, almost lost his hand because he was NOT locked in..

Chop Top
• If he could he would try to get every piercing in the books (yes that includes nipples)
• He refused to go anywhere if Nubbins wasnt there with him. he still takes his corpse around like everywhere and if he could he'd take him out to 7/11
• When he got back from 'Nam he started collecting trinkets mainly to find things the reminded him of Nubbins and also because hes a big fat hoarder
• Once he was walking around with his wig and it was hella windy, it blew off off his head and he had to chase it down. safe to say he didnt leave his room for a week out of embarrassment