Chapter 1: Engagement: Ava & Jeremy
Summary:
This first one is between Ava and Jeremy, because I really liked their interactions in God of War, and I feel he actually respected her when he spilt the beans about Eli. Also, I headcanon that Jeremy collects mentally ill people as Pokémons, bear with me.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Calling...
Calling...
Calling...
Calling...
I'm perfectly aware of what my Cecy deserves. So, be helpful or I'll ask Remington, and I'm not bluffing.
God, so grumpy
There, I changed your name on my phone from Cecy's Add-On to Mr Grumpy
Ava…
Okay, okay, Mr Grumpy. First of all, whatever you are thinking, go bigger. Way bigger. Now, Ces will say that she doesn't want that, but she DESERVES it, okay? My bestie deserves the world and then some. Understood?
I have something in mind, yes.
I expect pictures so I can approve.
Now, let's talk rings. I expect it to be expensive, right? But classy. Cecy doesn't have a dream wedding board, which is silly, but think oval, round or marquise.
Diamonds.
But ethical, because Ces cares.
I can get the size. I'll be sneaky, like a spy movie.
I have her size.
You're sneaky, too 😉
I'll send pictures.
Thank you.
Why not Anni?
Context is always useful.
Why not ask Anni for help?
Not that I'm complaining.
But the only one close to my exquisite taste is her.
And she is, like, your sister.
Anoushka can't keep secrets. You can. If I tell her, she'll broadcast the news.
Awwwww, I'm growing on you, Grumpy.
Don't push it.
I bought her an island.
Calling...
Calling...
You're infuriating.
Spill.
Pics.
Deets.
OMG.
Jeremy.
JEREMY.
J
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I do have a job, you know?
Yeah, yeah, you are all-knowing and make people piss themselves.
Now, the important stuff.
An island?
In the British Virgin Islands. I'm taking her there for our anniversary and asking her. It's already in her name.
OMG. I'm in shock.
That is actually sweet and romantic.
Who would have guessed?
I can't believe I can't tell anyone.
You're also evil.
You know you can write more than one sentence in each message, right?
Such an old man. Don't you dare to die on my Ces, or I'll have to bring you back and kill you.
Send pictures.
I approve.
She will love it. I'll have to take her shopping for bathing suits. I'm a generous queen and I'll get her to buy something S-E-X-Y. You can thank me later. Burberry is always good.
I don't know how I feel about you guessing the exact coat I wanted.
It's either very creepy or very nice. Probably both.
So. Thank you.
You are weirdly similar to Anoushka. But in pink. Like those Barbie movies she used to watch.
That is primo blackmail material.
You're welcome.
Ces told me you have a special date set up for tomorrow. I can't believe it's really happening. You don't go and ruin it.
I'm really happy for both of you.
I will deny having said this but: you make her happy and she deserves all the happiness in the world because she really is the best person in the world, so you are not that bad. You hurt her, and Uncle Xan won't have enough of you to fuck up. Understood?
I'll never hurt her. And I won't allow anyone to hurt her either.
I'll deny this, too, but: you're not that bad and deserve to be happy, too. Do try it.
Notes:
This series is a personal challenge of sorts: writing dialogue. I feel more comfortable writing narration than dialogue, so when this idea hit me, I had to try my hand at it. I hope anyone reading it enjoys it. I had a great time writing it.
Chapter 2: Bros
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Chapter 3: Knight - Volkov wedding chat
Summary:
Ava puts everyone to work.
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Glyn
Ava, isn´t it too soon?
No.
Anni
No
Gareth added +1 212-470-2361 to the chat
Gareth
If I suffer, you suffer, V.
Who are you?
+1 212-470-2361
Excuse me?
Who are you? This is a very important chat.
+1 212-470-2361
The nerve
Tin Man
Careful, kid
Killian
🍿
Anni
It's Vaughn, Ava, one of Jer's friends, the one I told you about.
The mystery American!
Vaughn
I still don't know what is going on.
Lan
Is this reaching across the chasm necessary, Ava? We are already sacrificing Ces to the colonies, must we all suffer?
Bran
Lan!
Glyn
Lan!
Niko
Motherfucking asshole
Vaughn
This must be fucker Landon, then.
Lan
My fame precedes me, I see.
Mia
Shut up, Lan.
Killian
🍿🍿
Glyn
You're not helping, Kill.
Killian
This is fun, baby.
Glyn
🙄
His Dickship
You peasants started a group chat while I was in class?! The fuck? The betrayal, the ingratitude.
His Dickship
@CrayCray How could you do this to me?.
His Dickship
But at least my lordship is already here to make everything better.
His Dickship
Évidemment, I'll handle the bachelorette and bachelor parties. An orgy would be a good start, not that any of you imagination-deprived children would know it. Maybe Landon, although he is quite whipped by our delightful Mia.
Lan
Remember the Jordans, Rems.
His Dickship
I am being censored by your souless cousin, spawn. They hate my lordship's panache.
Bran
Cecy would not like an orgy, Rems. Let's think of a celebration for her and not for you.
Niko
Jer is too serious for an orgy, he barely stayed in my coming-out one
Bran
Something to be discussed later, Nikolai.
KIllian
🐈
Niko
Shut the fuck up, Satan's heir
You all behave, bitches
Vaughn
Bitches?
Ces is calling, keep thinking of ideas. No orgies, @His Dickship
Chapter 4: Crisis
Summary:
Xander is not having a good time
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Chapter 5: Motherly
Summary:
Lia and Kim. And exciting news.
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Chapter 6: Mom - Lia & Jeremy
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Chapter 7: Foursome - Ava, Anni, Cecy & Glyn
Summary:
The girls at last.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Notes:
I hope you enjoy this chapter! I had a lot of fun writing it and looking into what island Jeremy could have bought for Cecy and what kind of ring... and I realised that I could buy a flat with that ring 😭
Class shock aside, I just wanted to add some notes.
I added the mostly OC children of the third generation in this. Except Leigh, Sierra, Seth and Zoey, they are all made up, ages included. But if anyone is interested, this are the ones I made-up and mentioned here, with ages are:
Bran/Niko: Leigh (22)
Ava/Elia - Sierra, Seth and Zoey (19)
Cecily/Jeremy - Alexei (18) and Vera (16)
Lan/Mia - Elizabeth (18), twins Roderick and Frederick (16)
Glyn/Killian - Twins Miles and Jasmine (15). I named Glyn's girl after Astrid's mum. I think they would have been the greatest grandma-granddaughter team.
Anni/Creighton - Piotr (15). I debated a lot about this name, but I ended up with Tchaikovsky's name, because Anni might not be allowed to swear but him anymore, but I'd like to think Cray Cray would let her pick his name.I spent too long going through British birth announcements and Eton's alumni to try to find suitable names... I hope I didn't mess up too badly.
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Unknown Number
I can do this until you die.
Blocked
Unknown Number
You should know by now that I don't give up.
Blocked
Unknown Number
I'll talk to Ces, then. She always had a soft spot for me.
This is not funny anymore.
I told you so. But, as I said, no one listens to me.
I wonder why.
I can't believe you allowed your terror of a son to propose.
Do not speak on Alexei. And what do you expect me to do?
Put him on your dungeon or whatever space you reserve for your enemies.
A son isn't an enemy- And Elizabeth didn't have to accept. They're equally responsible for this horror.
She is confused. Probably under some kind of spell.
Surely it'll fizzle out.
If you generate enough of a distraction, I can carry her to my car and stop this madness.
The ceremony starts in 15 minutes, too late.
Why am I the only one trying to stop this?
No one likes this. I hate this. There's no universe in which I want to be related to you. But I won't let you ruin my son's wedding. And Elizabeth deserves better than to be kidnapped by her insane father. Stop being an over dramatic little bitch and be here on time.
Drop dead. Coming down.
Fucker
Elizabeth is in labor, she'd like you to be here. Hurry up.
On my way.
Notes:
And this is the end! Thank you so much for reading. I had a great time writing this.
Yes, the final chapter is Jeremy and Landon angsting about the inevitable Knight-Volkov offspring/Sokolov-King offspring romance. I think most of us agree that if a third gen were to happen, this ship would be a given. I know all sorts of gender configurations are popular and that a lot of people prefer Girl!Volkov/Boy!King, but I had my reasons to make it the opposite way: Jeremy's coronaries.
In Rinaverse, girls tend to look like their mums and boys look like their dads. And I know that Jeremy's blood pressure, heart condition and general mental stability would not be able to handle a Mini Cecy with a Mini Landon. And I love Jer too much to make him suffer like that.


