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*TimeTickler has added 2 many users to: War criminals but it’s ok because we’re gay*
TotallyNotPink: i just ate a cookie lol
TimeTickler: Hello gays, theys, and Girlies⏰⏰⏰
IMGONNASMITEYIU: I’m riding on a torando
HaveUNoPride?!: Pitaya what the fuck did I say about eating cookies?
TotallyNotPink: Uhm.. I don’t know?
Seafarty: *replying to TimeTickler: Hello gays..
Hello!:]
MoonbeamIcream: Hello my sea<3
Seafarty: My moon<33
Preppy2emo: Ew
TimeTickler: hey Shawty😍
Preppy2emo: ..
FrostyTheSnowman: Can I request to leave?
TimeTickler: no.
FrostyTheSnowman: Why not?
TimeTickler: Because one of the Author likes you. Duh
FrostyTheSnowman: Excuse me? One?.. Alolan_Lapras: Stop breaking the fourth wall, Timekeeper. Anyways we have two.
TimeTickler: You shouldn’t even know about the fourth wall vro
Alolan_Lapras has muted TimeTickler for 9 years
TimeTickler: Why 9 years? 😭
Alolan_Lapras: Go back to being Mute.
TimeTickler: Nty
We gotta go bald: WSP GAYS🔥🔥🔥🔥
TotallyNotPink: I ate a cookie becausssssse they were being a bitch
We gotta go bald: good for u :D
HaveUNoPride?!: Do NOT encourage them or I’m filling up a bucket of water and tying you to a chair so you’re unable to escape as I slowly pour water onto your body.
We gotta go bald: point taken.
Logan Paul: What is the meaning of this? why have I been added to a group that has cookies in it?
HaveUNoPride?!: ..WHO THE FUCK LET THEM IN
TIEMKEPPER WHY FID YOU SDD TEHEM
TotallyNotPink: oh hell naw, nanasss crasshing out ssoo hard they sssstopped sspelling right ..
Alolan_Lapras has removed Logan Paul from..
TimeTickler: hey! I didn’t say you could do that😡😡
Alolan_Lapras has muted TimeTickler for 8 years
Alolan_Lapras: You’ll all thank me later ok?
TotallyNotPink: Type sshi
Alolan_Lapras: Buddy what?
TotallyNotPink:I don’t actually know
Alolan_Lapras: I’m sure.
HaveUNoPride?!: they have no briancells
TotallyNotPink: I have so many briancells fuck you
HaveUNoPride?!: yeah? Do you want me to list off the reasons why you don’t?
TotallyNotPink: Nty
HaveUNoPride?!: Next time you won’t be so lucky.
TotallyNotPink: I’m sorry 😞
HaveUNoPride?!: Shut.
Treegod: Hello! Good morning everyone😁😁!!
Seafarty: Good morning Millennial tree:D
IWILLSMITEYIU: who let unc in?
TimeTickler: ts is why you don’t get huzz
IWILLSMITEYIU: Bruh syfm
TimeTickler has muted IWILLSMITEYIU for 10..
Alolan_Lapras: your still supposed to be muted<\3
TimeTickler: shh Shawty
Preppy2emo: What did you just call them
TimeTickler: AHHHH nothing bbg!! Trust
Preppy2emo: I’m about to break up with your ass
TimeTickler: NO PLS POOKIE
Preppy2emo: whatever, im abt to sink a ship wanna come?
TimeTickler: yes bbg
We gotta go baldd: cuh wants that cookie so bad😭😭
TotallyNotpink: yu do know that doessn’t really make sssenssssse here right😀?
We gotta go bald: oh shi u right mbmb…
Leach:
*insert diabolical image that will have anyone with more then two brain cells have an aneurism*
HaveUNoPride?!: what the fuck
We gotta go bald: oh hell naw.. WHAT did you to Pitaya??
*Alolan_Lapras has muted Leach for 10 minutes*
TimeTickler: What the fuck was that…
Preppy2emo: my question<\3
Treegod: What is that diabolical image…
Archibald: Father look away. Please:(
Treegod: I’m truly shocked and traumatized..
Seafarty: I should have stayed frozen cause what the hell
Moonbeamicecream: no pookie, it’ll be okay.
Seafarty: If you say so…. <3
MoonbeamIcecream: I can make you pancakes?
Seafarty: yes pls
HaveUNoPride?!: STOP THIS IS NOT THE TIME
Preppy2emo: ew lesbians
TimeTickler: …
IWILLSMITEYIU: That’s crazy..
FrostyTheSnowman: I wish to leave.
TimeTickler: no.
FrostyTheSnowman: Why not?
We gotta go bald: cuz we like u:D
Archibald: I partially agree with Fire spirit
Preppy2emo: ew gays
TimeTickler: we need to get rid of your homophobia.
Preppy2emo: what homophobia?
We gotta go bald: … who’s gonna tell her?
TimeTickler: not it
HaveUNoPride?!: Nope
Alolan_lapras: not me
TotallyNotPink: Fuck that
Archibald: no thank you
Treegod: I humbly decline😁
Logan Paul: No.
HaveUNoPride?!: WHO LET IT IN
Leach: idk… :3
HaveUNoPride?!: shut up midget WAIT DID YOU FUCKING LET THEM IN
Leach: NO!?
Logan Paul: I let myself in
Treegod: How are you doing?
Logan Paul: I’m doing.. less than favourable.
Treegod: That’s a shame.
HaveUNoPride?!: I KNOW YOU DUCKING LET THEM IN HO
Leach: NO I FUCKING DIDYNT!!!??
HaveUNoPride?!: I CALL BULLSHIT
*Alolan_Lapras has removed Logan Paul*