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rozanov defender @gremlinroz
has anyone else seen that MLH tracker acc on here?? it's kind of invasive but i can't lie.. it's really fucking funny 😭
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> lea @rozanovsss
"[hockey player from Minnesota] has followed [5 blondes] and unfollowed [2 blondes]"
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>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
PLEASE... like i'm sorry but how am i not supposed to laugh
⏎ 0 ⟳ 0 ♡ 18
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike) started following 2 and unfollowed 0:
✅ CBCkids (CBC Kids)
✅ pawpatrolofficial (Paw Patrol)
⏎ 30 ⟳ 21 ♡ 2.2k
> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
i'm crying he's such a dad
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>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
everybody else's hookups getting exposed and then there's hayden
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ sweetmelodys (Melody Addazio)
✅ christinamoon92 (Christina Moon)
✅ emmysayshi (Emmy Rodriguez)
⏎ 12 ⟳ 15 ♡ 350
> lea @rozanovsss
i see it’s draft day for rozy’s roster again
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 34
>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
an up and coming singer, a sorority girl, and a model... at least he has some variety going on
⏎ 0 ⟳ 0 ♡ 11
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ dolceandgabana (Dolce & Gabana)
⏎ 4 ⟳ 7 ♡ 120
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
and here i thought he forgot he even had social media
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>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
he did but his mom called and told him to follow his sponsors back
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>>> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
LMAOOOO
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 1:
✅ adidas (Adidas)
❌ sweetmelodys (Melody Addazio)
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> lea @rozanovsss
the tribe has spoken. melody, you have been voted off the island
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> ana @icequeen95
most surprising thing about this update is that he wasn't already following adidas pre-sponsorship
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Jane
Did your team also get the briefing about that Twitter account?
Lily
what twitter account
Jane
I guess that's a no, then.
It's a fan thing, I think. Or a stalker thing? Not sure.
They track MLH players' Instagram followings.
Lily
ok
sounds very boring
Jane
It pretty much is.
But it's exposed some people's private lives.
Yours, for example.
Lily
oh?
Jane
Apparently, you keep thirst following models and beauty influencers
Lily
aw, hollander, you are keeping up with me?
Jane
No!
Other people were talking about it.
They were laughing at you, btw.
Lily
you are keeping up with me
you are jealous?
Jane
I'm fucking not
Lily
ok. see you next week
Jane
You won't.
Lily
sure
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63
> lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
he's so annoying 😭😭
⏎ 1 ⟳ 5 ♡ 45
>> Erika @erikaluvshockey
Can't wait to watch him get his ass handed to him by Hollander
⏎ 5 ⟳ 20 ♡ 28
lea @rozanovsss
i want to hate hollander whenever he scores on us but that motherfucker is just such a fun player to watch that i simply can't. it's sickening
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63
MLH Updates @yourMLHupdates
BOS v MTL final: 1-3 for MTL
⏎ 5 ⟳ 35 ♡ 750
hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
karma is real
⏎ 1 ⟳ 5 ♡ 52
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 1:
❌ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 70 ♡ 1.1k
lea @rozanovsss
he had to take a stand
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (IlyaRozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 1:
❌ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
⏎ 50 ⟳ 30 ♡ 2.3k
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
notice how he didn't unfollow shane though... a win is a win
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 1:
❌ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
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> brett @shanesbrett
oomf. i love you so much. but i fear he simply forgot
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>> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
listen. walk with me. the original trolling was just an excuse to follow shane while making it look like a joke. in this essay, i will—
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>>> brett @shanesbrett
go ahead and log out for me
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ theilluminatiiii (Illuminati Posts)
⏎ 30 ⟳ 30 ♡ 750
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
i hate that he's funny
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ canadadry (Canada Dry)
✅ timhortons (Tim Hortons)
✅ rcmpgrcpolice (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
⏎ 30 ⟳ 21 ♡ 1k
> Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
i hate that i can't tell if this was a joke or not
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> lea @rozanovsss
hey bud! i'm hayden pike and you bet i'm from canada. i eat timmies for breakfast, followed by a light lunch of poutine washed down with some crispy canada dry ginger ale, eh. has anybody seen my toque
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 70
>> brett @shanesbrett
as a white canadian i'd never known what it feels like to be hate crimed before and then i saw this tweet
⏎ 3 ⟳ 1 ♡ 51
bee! @shaydens
okay but peep the canada dry... he's trying to get that sponsorship so he can keep his boyfriend's fave drink stocked up
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ canadadry (Canada Dry)
✅ timhortons (Tim Hortons)
✅ rcmpgrcpolice (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
⏎ 8 ⟳ 52 ♡ 100
> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
you guys are so WEIRD how do you manage to make everything about your fake ship
⏎ 1 ⟳ 5 ♡ 45
> rae @hollanover
hey jackie pike dropped a pregnancy announcement for their fourth (4th) kid last week. just in case you missed that
⏎ 2 ⟳ 2 ♡ 56
> lea @rozanovsss
no offense but does pike even have sponsorships
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>> lea @rozanovsss
omg the quotes... can't even ask a genuine question around here anymore
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rozanov defender @gremlinroz
2 days until the montreal game. please god let the raiders redeem themselves
⏎ 3 ⟳ 10 ♡ 50
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
keep up the prayers, you're gonna need them
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ yuna1961 (Yuna Hollander)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 30 ♡ 881
> ana @icequeen95
guys please don't cancel my goat he's just joking
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 40
>> John @hockeyguy82
Right? Sick of the woke mob targeting young players
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 20
>>> ana @icequeen95
oh dude we are Not ideologically aligned
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> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
rozanov is so gross
⏎ 1 ⟳ 5 ♡ 51
>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
shane hollander stan is a boring prude, fork found in kitchen
⏎ 3 ⟳ 10 ♡ 50
lea @rozanovsss
oh brother HJDSFHGFJDSGKDSG
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ yuna1961 (Yuna Hollander)
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 201
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
he makes my job so hard
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Jane
[screenshot]
Dude
Lily
)))
Jane
You’re not funny.
Lily
and yet i know you are laughing
Jane
I’m not.
Lily
i do not believe you
i knew you were keeping up with me
Jane
I'm NOT.
Some of the guys sent the MLH Tracker Tweet to me.
Stay away from my mom.
Lily
you know what a joke is, right?
Jane
Yeah, but you never know. It would be in character for you.
Lily
what? to try to fuck your mother?
Jane
I am going to block you.
Lily
hollander. i do not have sexual interest in your mother
Jane
What a relief.
Lily
she is a beautiful woman of course
but i have strict one hookup per family rule
Jane
You are so nasty. Stop texting me.
Lily
stop replying
Jane
Fuck you.
Lily
soon
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ recipesforurhealth (Healthy Recipes)
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> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
aw look. he cooks
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hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
game day, let's fucking GO
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
not even done with the first period and i'm already annoyed why is hollzy having to carry the whole team on his back rn
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
brett @shanesbrett
... we'll get em next time!
⏎ 3 ⟳ 1 ♡ 49
MLH Updates @yourMLHupdates
BOS v MTL final: 2-1 for BOS
⏎ 12 ⟳ 31 ♡ 803
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ realcliffmarleau (Cliff Marleau)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 30 ♡ 778
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
i know he RAN to hit follow when his bestie finally made an instagram
⏎ 5 ⟳ 3 ♡ 45
> lea @rozanovsss
okay but notice the zero unfollows... mrs. hollander, you may remain on the island
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>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
oomf delete this they were just finally starting to let that go DJSKFHJKDS
⏎ 1 ⟳ 3 ♡ 25
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
jjboiziau (JJ Boixiau) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ ellemnop (Elle Reiner)
✅ ashwarren (Ashley Warren)
✅ helloitsmia (Mia Devereaux)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 30 ♡ 500
> lea @rozanovsss
losing the game and then immediately going home to drown your sorrows in pussy... i respect it
⏎ 2 ⟳ 5 ♡ 28
Caroline @hockeylover89
Am I the only one who doesn’t find the MLH Tracker acc funny? It’s kind of a huge invasion of privacy…
⏎ 1 ⟳ 15 ♡ 65
> abby loves marleau @abbygale
no you’re right! it’s creepy
⏎ 0 ⟳ 0 ♡ 12
> ana @icequeen95
i don't really like it, but at least the players are obviously aware of it by now and know their followings are public. they can decide what to do with that knowledge themselves.
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 25
>> lea @rozanovsss
right like it certainly doesn't seem to be stopping them 😭
⏎ 5 ⟳ 2 ♡ 10
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 1:
❌ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 30 ♡ 1.1k
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
i wonder what was the last straw
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
no follow back
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 20
> Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
good get a job stay away from him
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 35
> lea @rozanovsss
unfollowing hollander but still follows his mom is crazy
⏎ 6 ⟳ 11 ♡ 50
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ rosieacts (Rose Landry)
⏎ 30 ⟳ 21 ♡ 2.2k
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
oh my god is this confirmation for the articles from last month… is hollandry official
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 15
> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
power couple of the century i think
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 35
> Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
shane remembered his instagram log in for this? it must be serious
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 35
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 5 and unfollowed 0:
✅ juliefrazier93 (Julie Frazier)
✅ anyaaapetrova (Anya Petrova)
✅ looksbylainie (Lainie Davis)
✅ omalleyfitness (Sarah O’Malley)
✅ poppybottles (Poppy Christman)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 30 ♡ 881
> lea @rozanovsss
whore (said affectionately)
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 70
>> elly :) @ilyaselly
why would you assume he’s trying to hook up with these girls?? this is weird
⏎ 3 ⟳ 0 ♡ 18
>>> lea @rozanovsss
you must be new here.
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>>>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
admittedly, it's been a while since he thirst followed!
⏎ 1 ⟳ 3 ♡ 25
>>>>> lea @rozanovsss
you're forgetting about mrs. hollander again
⏎ 8 ⟳ 14 ♡ 30
>>>>>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
enough.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37
hayden pike luvr @hayydensss
idk why you guys act like this is funny or cute lmao the man is a womanizer and it’s gross
> lea @rozanovsss
whore (said affectionately)
⏎ 5 ⟳ 8 ♡ 78
> lea @rozanovsss
yeah i’m not going to get mad over the fact that a 25 year old man fucks. i realize you’re a pike stan but not every mlh player wants to get married and have 27 kids on a church of jesus christ of latter day saints type of timeline
⏎ 5 ⟳ 9 ♡ 85
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
Ilya posted to his Instagram story:
[screenshot of Marvins Room by Drake on Spotify]
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> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
marvins room on the ig story at 1:30am... who hurt you babygirl
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37
lea @rozanovsss
#ILYA: I THINK IM ADDICTED TO NAKED PICTURES AND SITTING TALKING BOUT BITCHES THAT WE ALLLLLMOST HAAAAD
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
Ilya posted to his Instagram story:
[screenshot of Marvins Room by Drake on Spotify]
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> ana @icequeen95
leave my man alone he's going through something
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 40
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
This post has been deleted.
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
Ilya posted to his Instagram story:
[screenshot of Marvins Room by Drake on Spotify]
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Jane
Hey
✓ Read @ 3:05am
...
Jane
you are sucks a fcuking asshole
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 1:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
❌ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 107 ♡ 5k
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
Hey What?
⏎ 0 ⟳ 5 ♡ 48
> lea @rozanovsss
LMAOOOOOOOOOO??
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 70
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
obviously rozanov’s acc was probably in his recommended and this was just an accidental follow but i admit it's funny lol i just know #they are going to make a big deal of it
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37
>> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
oh i wasn't even thinking about #them… well fun's over pack it up everybody
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 15
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
at 3 in the morning is crazy
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 1:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
❌ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
⏎ 12 ⟳ 153 ♡ 3.2k
> brett @shanesbrett
oomf please not this again
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 15
>> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
he’s provoking me brett
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 10
>>> brett @shanesbrett
you are deranged.
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bee! @shaydens
oh god here come the hollanovs with their delusions… free me
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
at 3 in the morning is crazy
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> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
you saying this like your acc isn’t full of shayden rpf is hilarious like that’s your cousin. you’re all freaks and you will be roommates at the psych ward
⏎ 5 ⟳ 20 ♡ 88
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
cvaughnie (Carter Vaughn) started following 4 and unfollowed 0:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
✅ jjboiziau (JJ Boixiau)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ carterjoneshockey (Carter Jones)
⏎ 10 ⟳ 20 ♡ 205
> scott hunter's wife @scottsadmirals
aww he's getting ready for all star weekend
⏎ 5 ⟳ 20 ♡ 88
#1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
ALL STAR GAME REACTION THREAD
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> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
it's so weird to see shane and rozanov being friendly
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 18
>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
damn can someone tell those two it's just the all star game. they didn't have to destroy them like that in the first five minutes 😭
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 18
>>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
did he just...
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 18
brett @shanesbrett
oh god, none of us are ever going to know peace again after oomf sees that
⏎ 3 ⟳ 1 ♡ 25
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
and by "that" do you mean the HOLLANOV CHEEK KISS???
brett @shanesbrett
oh god, none of us are ever going to know peace again after oomf sees that
⏎ 12 ⟳ 10 ♡ 44
> brett @shanesbrett
PLEASE BE NORMAL they're going to cancel you again
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
>> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
no this is #evidence i am adding this to my files hollanov is #real
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 8
>>> brett @shanesbrett
if one goofy little cheek kiss between players is #evidence then a fourth of the mlh must be gay
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 8
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 107 ♡ 2k
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
⏎ 38 ⟳ 110 ♡ 2.5k
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
yeah sex is okay but have you ever gotten to witness hollanov finally becoming mutuals on instagram #HollanovReal #EnemiesToLovers
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
⏎ 12 ⟳ 10 ♡ 258
> lea @rozanovsss
ngl i think you're insane but i'm willing to hear you out on account of it would be so fucking hot
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 70
bee! @shaydens
i'm crying #they are freaking out over an instagram follow back. do they know that shayden sleep together regularly
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov)
⏎ 8 ⟳ 20 ♡ 560
> metros forever @shaneshayden
please like if that gets them this excited a shayden moments compilation would send them into a coma
⏎ 2 ⟳ 4 ♡ 88
>> rae @hollanover
idk how you guys are serious rn when hayden pike literally has a wife that he impregnates every other year or so
⏎ 3 ⟳ 4 ♡ 100
>>> bee! @shaydens
have you never heard of a beard
⏎ 2 ⟳ 4 ♡ 70
>>>> rae @hollanover
again: THREE BABIES AND A BUN IN THE OVEN IN THE LAST 6 YEARS. like he won't get off her and you're on here crying beard please be serious 😭😭 you're reaching!
⏎ 3 ⟳ 10 ♡ 150
>>>>> metros forever @shaneshayden
"reaching" mind you you're a hollanov shipper while shane and rozanov wouldn't even look at each other until like 30 mins ago
⏎ 2 ⟳ 4 ♡ 55
rozanov defender @gremlinroz
oh the rpfers are at war huh
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 65
> lea @rozanovsss
scrolling through and liking tweets from both sides #provoking
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 34
hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
shane my angel. please. you are such a good boy but let's not be too nice because you play boston again next month
⏎ 1 ⟳ 5 ♡ 48
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
it's okay. he can be a nice candian boy and still humiliate roz on the ice <3
⏎ 5 ⟳ 13 ♡ 22
Jane
1919
lea @rozanovsss
oh shit
⏎ 2 ⟳ 5 ♡ 54
> lea @rozanovsss
fuck ilya looks so worried i feel sick
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 30
>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
no like i've never seen him look like that... it must have been a really bad hit i hope hollander is okay :/
⏎ 0 ⟳ 0 ♡ 11
MLH Updates @yourMLHupdates
BOS v MTL final: 3-2 for MTL
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Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
i can't believe i'm saying this but i don't even care rn. i just need an update on hollander 😭
MLH Updates @yourMLHupdates
BOS v MTL final: 3-2 for MTL
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MLH Updates @yourMLHupdates
A spokesman for the Montreal Metros reports that Shane Hollander has a concussion and a fractured collarbone. He will make a full recovery, but will be out for the remainder of this season. (source: tinyurl.com/73843)
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> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
thank GOD
⏎ 1 ⟳ 3 ♡ 122
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
out for the season... he must be gutted :( also we are absolutely doomed for the playoffs but i will worry about that another day
⏎ 3 ⟳ 6 ♡ 22
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ realcliffmarleau (Cliff Marleau)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 107 ♡ 1.2k
> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
???????
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 27
lea @rozanovsss
this would be funny enough regardless but isn't this guy like. famously not online
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ realcliffmarleau (Cliff Marleau)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 34
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
god this guy is so weird but unfortunately he really is endearing. i do still hate his guts tho
⏎ 2 ⟳ 8 ♡ 11
>> lea @rozanovsss
he's in the HOSPITAL eleanor please
⏎ 1 ⟳ 8 ♡ 11
>>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
and i wish him a speedy recovery! but he's still on the m*tros
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 11
>>>> lea @rozanovsss
fair
⏎ 0 ⟳ 0 ♡ 5
hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
i've been calling for this man's head on a pike since the game and here comes shane immediately making nice i'm so sick
MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ realcliffmarleau (Cliff Marleau)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 30 ♡ 275
> brett @shanesbrett
he's a good boy he can't help it
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 35
>> hollander freckles lovebot@shanerealgf
i know. ugh. it's a curse.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 11
Lily
why is scott hunter about to win the stanley cup
Jane
He had a good year.
Lily
in 1970s maybe
Jane
😂
He's not even that much older than us.
Lily
i'm so annoyed
why did someone not stop him
Jane
Well, I was concussed. What's your excuse?
Lily
shut up.
...
what is he doing?
Jane
I don't know...?
scott hunter's wife @scottsadmirals
HOLY SHIT
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lea @rozanovsss
why am i tearing up rn
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 32
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
no like. this is huge
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 11
Erika @erikaluvshockey
Well that was graphic.
⏎ 5 ⟳ 20 ♡ 28
>#1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
? it was just a kiss. the other players kiss their WAGs all the time.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37
>> Erika @erikaluvshockey
It just felt like a lot. I don't care that he has a boyfriend, but why make such a big deal of it and make everyone watch? It's taking attention off of their win.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 12 ♡ 10
>>> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
...yeah ok i know what you are LMAO catch this block
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 17
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
there's never been an active player who was openly queer before, right? much less a franchise icon like scott hunter. this is going to be a real game changer for queer players and i'm just so thankful to see it happening ❤️🌈
⏎ 3 ⟳ 1 ♡ 55
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
i fullheartedly agree with you this one (1) time
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 15
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scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ historiankip (Kip Grady)
⏎ 42 ⟳ 50 ♡ 1.2k
scott hunter's wife @scottsadmirals
HIM FINALLY BEING ABLE TO FOLLOW HIS BF... i'm genuinely weeping
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scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ historiankip (Kip Grady)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 3 ♡ 122
> mina @vaughnieluvr
time for you to pick a new dn oomf
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 17
>> scott hunter's wife @scottsadmirals
NSJFHDSJK nah i was here first! kip grady i am asking if you can fight
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 17
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 2.4k
lea @rozanovsss
ilya #1 ally #confirmed
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 25 ♡ 534
> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
ally...... right
⏎ 3 ⟳ 23 ♡ 55
>> lea @rozanovsss
not right now user hollanov truther
⏎ 1 ⟳ 9 ♡ 250
elly :) @ilyaselly
you realize ilya is russian? these kinds of tweets aren't funny, he could get arrested
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
ally...... right
⏎ 2 ⟳ 9 ♡ 18
> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
ngl i do not think the russian government is going to issue warrants based on my shitposts but i will take your concerns into consideration
⏎ 3 ⟳ 16 ♡ 20
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shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter)
⏎ 32 ⟳ 51 ♡ 3.5k
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haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ scotthunterofficial (Scott Hunter)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 1.1k
bee! @shaydens
both halves of shayden following scott hunter after he came out... you guys what if this means we're getting closer to them finally ending their closet era 😭
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 889
> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
they're showing support for their fellow player and you're using that to try to prove that they're fucking?
⏎ 1 ⟳ 19 ♡ 114
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
please god free shane from rpfers
⏎ 1 ⟳ 29 ♡ 126
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
this tweet is very stupid but also: you know who else followed scott hunter around the same time as shane?
bee! @shaydens
both halves of shayden following scott hunter after he came out... you guys what if this means we're getting closer to them finally ending their closet era 😭
⏎ 13 ⟳ 33 ♡ 201
> brett @shanesbrett
oomf. you simply have to stop
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 49
>> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
can't stop won't stop
⏎ 0 ⟳ 1 ♡ 12
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 43:
❌ christinamoon92 (Christina Moon)
❌ emmysayshi (Emmy Rodriguez)
❌ juliefrazier93 (Julie Frazier)
❌ anyaaapetrova (Anya Petrova)
❌ looksbylainie (Lainie Davis)
❌ omalleyfitness (Sarah O’Malley)
❌ poppybottles (Poppy Christman)
(1/7)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 1.8k
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
holy shit he actually did it. he cleaned out all of the thirst follows
⏎ 1 ⟳ 2 ♡ 100
>> lea @rozanovsss
and yet he still follows mrs. hollander
⏎ 1 ⟳ 9 ♡ 43
>>> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
i can't deal with you right now i'm busy
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 29
> Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
i don't even go here but 43 is crazy
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 35
lea @rozanovsss
i can't believe someone actually managed to lock down roz
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 43:
❌ christinamoon92 (Christina Moon)
❌ emmysayshi (Emmy Rodriguez)
❌ juliefrazier93 (Julie Frazier)
❌ anyaaapetrova (Anya Petrova)
❌ looksbylainie (Lainie Davis)
❌ omalleyfitness (Sarah O’Malley)
❌ poppybottles (Poppy Christman)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 49 ♡ 867
> rozanov defender @gremlinroz
no like i never thought this day would come... congratulations to them but also it should have been me
⏎ 3 ⟳ 5 ♡ 123
> elly :) @ilyaselly
why is everyone just assuming ilya has a gf now 😭 maybe he was just cleaning out his following
⏎ 3 ⟳ 9 ♡ 29
>> lea @rozanovsss
he exclusively unfollowed girls that he was blatantly thirst following for hookups. let it go girl, he's gone 💔
⏎ 2 ⟳ 1 ♡ 48
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
you guys know what i'm going to say
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 0 and unfollowed 43:
❌ christinamoon92 (Christina Moon)
❌ emmysayshi (Emmy Rodriguez)
❌ juliefrazier93 (Julie Frazier)
❌ anyaaapetrova (Anya Petrova)
❌ looksbylainie (Lainie Davis)
❌ omalleyfitness (Sarah O’Malley)
❌ poppybottles (Poppy Christman)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 49 ♡ 1.4k
> brett @shanesbrett
i always admire your determination but i fear he probably got a girlfriend, oomf
⏎ 1 ⟳ 1 ♡ 49
>> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
yeah. his girlfriend, shane hollander
⏎ 4 ⟳ 19 ♡ 27
>>> bella 🏒 @hollandersgirl
you are not normal
⏎ 1 ⟳ 3 ♡ 20
(three and a half years later)
Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Hayden Pike fanmail video reveals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov PASSIONATELY embracing in the background: click link for more! tinyurl.com/8124
⏎ 75 ⟳ 350 ♡ 892
> lea @rozanovsss
delete this what the fuck
⏎ 1 ⟳ 9 ♡ 423
> John @hockeyguy82
Disgusting. I hope Hollander gets traded because we don't need this shit in the Metros locker room.
⏎ 5 ⟳ 94 ♡ 20
>> GO METROS! @puckoffman
Dude are you crazy 😭 We're cooked without Hollander. He can make out with my own dad for all I care
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 20
hollanov defender @gremlinroz
drink bleach, john
John @hockeyguy82
Disgusting. I hope Hollander gets traded because we don't need this shit in the Metros locker room.
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 2.8k
> lea @rozanovsss
taking a break from seething with anger to cackle at your dn change
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 34
>> hollanov defender @gremlinroz
did i ever anticipate becoming a defender of metros player shane hollander? well no but that's my man's man and i'm gonna stick beside him
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 34
brett @shanesbrett
ngl when i saw the "passionately embracing" caption i thought it was going to be clickbait for a little hug or something but they were... really going for it, huh
Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Hayden Pike fanmail video reveals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov PASSIONATELY embracing in the background: click link for more! tinyurl.com/8124
⏎ 3 ⟳ 18 ♡ 135
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
don't engage. block and report.
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 56
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jjboiziau (JJ Boiziau) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ ellyjayne (Elly Smith)
✅ jasminelawner (Jasmine Lawner)
✅ jenandtonic (Jenna Spicer)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 1.8k
hollanov defender @gremlinroz
not right now, mlh tracker
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jjboiziau (JJ Boiziau) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:
✅ ellyjayne (Elly Smith)
✅ jasminelawner (Jasmine Lawner)
✅ jenandtonic (Jenna Spicer)
⏎ 9 ⟳ 34 ♡ 427
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
i know i am the local hollanov joker but i never wanted them to be fucking OUTED what the fuck
⏎ 1 ⟳ 29 ♡ 156
ana @icequeen95
hayden pike you will start coughing in 3 days
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 40
> Metros Enjoyer @pikesbabe
dude it was obviously an accident come on. blame the guy who leaked the fanmail video
⏎ 2 ⟳ 3 ♡ 35
>> ana @icequeen95
you're right actually. fuck you brad
⏎ 5 ⟳ 3 ♡ 12
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
Ilya and Shane Hollander have issued a joint statement on their Instagram accounts.
"...Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn't ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for several years."
⏎ 11 ⟳ 30 ♡ 3.9k
hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
SEVERAL YEARS????
Ilya Rozanov Updates @updates4roz
Ilya and Shane Hollander have issued a joint statement on their Instagram accounts.
"...Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn't ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed, romantic relationship, and have been for several years."
⏎ 1 ⟳ 109 ♡ 1.8k
> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
i am the most vindicated woman on earth
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 876
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 2.8k
> lea @rozanovsss
he is so benevolent
⏎ 1 ⟳ 9 ♡ 128
> hollander freckles lovebot @shanerealgf
do you guys think shane made him do this
⏎ 1 ⟳ 0 ♡ 115
bee! @shaydens
i hate this guy so much.
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ haydenpike123 (Hayden Pike)
⏎ 1 ⟳ 53 ♡ 39
> hollanov defender @gremlinroz
shayden in @... girl just take your L with grace
⏎ 2 ⟳ 2 ♡ 56
lea @rozanovsss
wait. remember this
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rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ yuna1961 (Yuna Hollander)
⏎ 19 ⟳ 34 ♡ 856
> hollanov defender @gremlinroz
ENOUGH DSJAHFKJSADGHKJFDJKSAGFJKS
⏎ 2 ⟳ 2 ♡ 56
>> lea @rozanovsss
i'm crying no wonder he never unfollowed her. that's his mother in law
⏎ 7 ⟳ 17 ♡ 123
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shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander) started following 1 and unfollowed 0:
✅ photosbyjake (Jacob Watanabe)
⏎ 22 ⟳ 51 ♡ 1.1k
> #1 hollander luvr @shaneholly
is that a fucking WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER??
⏎ 2 ⟳ 2 ♡ 56
> hollanov truther @puckpuckpass
i am passing away
⏎ 5 ⟳ 10 ♡ 176
fin.