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They already had a private ceremony with both of their families and closest friends. They already signed the marriage license then. They are already legally married at this point. Just haven’t announced it to their fans yet. So when a sponsor asked if they could sponsor a video about their relationship and their wedding, why not make a big stupid ass wedding video for content. The sponsor covered the majority of the cost so that they could do whatever they would like.

So that’s how CJ is standing at the altar in his Mario suit, waiting to marry his best friends for content this time.

The venue is a rented out ballroom transformed into video game heaven. Got different stations littered around the edges of the room with different consoles for people to play on. At each table there are Nintendo DS’ for everyone as their name tags. Which of course comes with a blind bag of two games. So that people get the rush of discovering what games they got and get to trade around with others for different games.

Amongst the different consoles, there are a few other tables filled with different activities. One table has small Lego sets that people can put together. Another table has face painting and temporary tattoos. There’s even a photo booth in one corner. Plenty of different things to do once it’s party time.

Right now everyone is out back in the beautiful backyard seated waiting for the couple to start their ceremony. The rows of chairs are decorated with beautiful purple ribbons. And the archway at the altar is covered in many different red flowers.

Fir is standing at the altar, alongside CJ, waiting for his stunning wife to walk down the aisle. He got a blue suit with some white detailing, to match with his v-tuber model. If anything, Fir is excited to see how Smant’s outfit came together. Glad that they already did a more professional version of their ceremony.

When Fir glances up, he sees the doors open to Della, their ring bearer, dressed as Toad from the Mario franchise. Which brings a smile to everyone’s face. Cementing the fact that making the dress code - dress as your favorite video game character - was one of the best choices for this.

Everyone claps as she brings the rings down to CJ. Making a show out of the minute she gets to walk down in front of everyone. Once the rings have been handed off, the doors open to reveal PointCrow and Moarf as their flower girls. Dressed in matching pink dresses with pink bows in their hair. Their best interpretation of Birdo being a flower girl. Even Moarf swapped his normal red lobster hat out for a cute pink one to match his dress.

They come skipping down the aisle, tossing out flower petals. Brightening up the light mood even more. Making everyone laugh at their silly antics. Making sure to make a funny face at everyone possible.

Now that the aisle is covered in red and purple petals, the doors open to reveal Smant, standing there in a wedding dress that looks like Princess Peach’s dress. Holding a bouquet of pink and blue flowers to match his dress and Fir’s suit. Of course Smant got his makeup done as well. Can’t forget the sparkly eyeshadow and shiny lip gloss.

Everyone is taken aback, shocked at the fact that there is a dress involved. Giving everyone a good laugh just at the absurdity of it all. Everyone murmuring and whispering between themselves as Smant starts strutting down the walkway as if it’s his personal fashion show. Putting his whole heart and body into it. Making sure that everyone knows that he can walk down in heels and do it sexily.

Fir’s jaw drops as he stands there watching his better half come down. He knew about the dress beforehand as they were planning out this whole video. But didn’t think that it would’ve looked this amazing on him. The thought of saying fuck it and dragging Smant out of the building definitely crosses Fir’s mind. But at the same time, this production is too much to just ignore and give up on. The video needs to be worthwhile.

Now that they have met at the aisle, everyone quiets down so that CJ can do the introduction of the wedding.

“Hello everybody. As you can all tell we are here to wed this beautiful couple. Here to join them in life together so that they can keep on bickering like the old married couple that they claim not to be. Here to show that you can speedrun your way into someone else’s heart. Here to let them make speedrunning the dishes their biggest life accomplishment,” CJ jokes as he waves his hands around. Making the crowd of different friends and streamers laugh. Even getting giggles out of the two standing in front of him.

“This couple doesn’t let their spots on the leader boards bother them, no matter how far apart their personal best times are. Let’s move on with this wedding that they are only doing as a part of this 100% speedrun they are doing of their relationship. And hope that they leave it at 99% because I fear a divorce stream won’t be as lovely as this,” CJ finishes up his intro to the wild ceremony that they are doing in front of a larger inflatable duck. Twitch was so kind and lent the famous duck for this video. And Fir definitely plans on sneaking it home with him later.

“Now you may present your vows if you wish to do so,” CJ opens the floor to the couple in front of him. Fir looks at Smant to see who should go first. Smant nods at Fir to go first.

With that Fir takes a deep breath before he starts speaking. “Let’s put our Minecraft beds together once we get home. I’m here to show you that no matter the game we play together that you can still find fun and joy with me. Here’s to be the torch shining light as you dive deeper into the cave looking for those shiny bright diamonds. I’ve got your back fighting the ender dragon. As we play in this hardcore world that we call life, I’ll always be here no matter what situation you get yourself into. I’ll always be there to save you. No matter what world we are playing in, I’ll love every version of you,” Fir finishes saying his vows with a little bow towards Smant, sending him a nice smile. Now letting Smant have the floor to present his vows.

Smant closes his eyes and takes a breath to steady himself as he gets ready to recite his own vows. “In this universe, I promise to be the best player 2 to your player 1. Always being there by your side, teaming up to fight life’s bosses together no matter what. Always there to help and support you whenever you need it the most. Healing you with a golden apple at your lowest. No matter how you play the game that we call life, I promise to stand by your side no matter the difficulty you set it to. The best loot drop I ever found is you. Rolled a lucky roll to make you mine and to call you my husband at the end of the day. I would give you the world over and over again no matter how many times you ask me to. Here’s to loving you in every universe possible,” Smant says as he reaches for Fir’s hands, looking into his eyes as every reference rolls off his tongue.

Now that vows have been exchanged, CJ reaches for the rings that he was given earlier. He hands the rings off to both Fir and Smant. CJ turns towards Fir, “Do you Fir Underscore, take SmallAnt Minecraft to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

“I do,” Fir says while sliding the ring onto Smant’s ring finger on his left hand. Now CJ turns towards Smant, “Do you SmallAnt Minecraft, take Fir Underscore to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

“I do,” Smant says while sliding Fir’s ring onto the correct finger. Making each other smile in this precious moment. Enjoying each other’s company. Taking in the moment to finally process that they just got married again, this time in front of their friends.

“Now I dub thee husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride,” CJ announces with his hands on each of their shoulders, turning away as his best friends kiss standing in front of him. CJ doesn’t mind that they kiss or anything. But when they are putting on a show less within arms reach is when it gets to be a bit much. As they kiss, Fir makes sure to dip Smant deep into the kiss. Really making sure to play it up for everyone and the video. Causing the crowd to gasp and cheer upon their performance of the kiss.

Once they have finished the kiss, they walk back down the aisle to head inside to go change. They make it to one of the back rooms so that Smant can change into a more lowkey everyday Peach dress so it will be easier to dance in. Fir makes sure to help him change dresses and to also sneak a few kisses in between.

As they were changing their clothes, everyone else was led into the main party room. Letting everyone find their spots at the tables with the DS systems. Taking their time to see what games everyone got and to see where they are sitting. Once everyone got settled in, the music changed from background music to music of their first dance.

Grabbing everyone’s attention, Fir and Smant walk out onto the dance floor starting their choreographed dance. They have been prepping this dance for a couple of months now. As soon as they heard about this sponsor idea, they made sure to throw themselves into dance classes to make an unforgettable first dance.

The song that they chose is Jump Up Super Star from Mario Odyssey. Of course it would be. That song was a no-brainer for them. With how much Odyssey content has changed their lives, it only made sense for them to pick this song. And of course the crowd loves the choice as well with them chiming in and singing the bits that they do know. Everyone has their DS systems out, taking photos and videos of the couple doing their dance. Making special memories on a silly handheld gaming system of course. Some are doodling on top of the photos and some are just having a blast playing their games.

Once the dance was over, the newly wedded couple invited everyone onto the dancefloor. Getting the room hyped up before they dig into the meal that they have picked out. They played the same song again since it was already loaded up and ready to go. Also to give everyone a chance to make their own memories of dancing to this special song.

By the time the song was over, the catering people managed to get the food delivered to all of the tables. When everyone went to sit down, they could all start eating and chatting amongst themselves. The couple picked something easy to eat, chicken alfredo. It’s generally well liked by most people. So nothing could go wrong by picking an easy option. Especially when they plan on having a snack bar for when it’s time for the desserts.

Not much happened as they ate. Just typical meal things such as people eating and making jokes between themselves. Once everyone had finished eating, the DJ came on over the mic to announce the next activity, Werewolf. The classic social deduction game where the players work together to figure out who is the secret werewolf. Meanwhile the werewolf tries their best to stay hidden.

As the DJ was introducing the game, the people playing grabbed their chairs and brought them to the dancefloor. They made a big circle on the dance floor so that it would be easier to play and talk amongst themselves. Since CJ officiated the wedding, it only made sense to make him the moderator of the game. Keep the official role going. And no one needs a noise complaint from him raging over the fact that someone accused him of being the werewolf when he isn’t one.

Once everyone was settled into their seats in the position, CJ shuffled the role cards before passing them out. In the deck, there are 2 werewolf cards, 1 seer card, and the rest are empty villager cards. Not wanting to overwhelm everyone with all sorts of crazy roles at the moment.

“Now that everyone has seen their cards and know what their role does, close your eyes and put your head down,” CJ announces the start of the game. “The full moon can be seen shining up high in the clear night sky. Perfect timing for the two werewolves to come out to the village center to decide who their victim will be tonight. Now may the two werewolves open their eyes and lift their heads to see one another.”

The two werewolves, Smant and Moarf, lift their heads up. Their eyes meet across the circle from each other. Grinning as soon as they catch their glances knowing that this game is about to get wild with the two of them causing all of the chaos.

“The two werewolves please work together to find your first victim tonight. Point to who you would like to be killed,” CJ prompts the two boys to point at who they want to eliminate first. The two start looking around the circle, trying to figure out who wouldn’t get too upset being eliminated in the first round.

Once Smant’s eyes land on GrandPooBear, he knows that he will be a good sport about this and wouldn’t mind this choice. Smant is now pointing and tilting his head in Poo’s direction while looking at Moarf to try his best to say that they should kill Poo first.

Now Moarf knows that Smant wants to eliminate Poo, they both point at him. Letting CJ know that is who they want to kill. CJ puts his hand over Poo’s head to confirm with the two werewolves that this is the person they want. They both nod, locking in their kill.

“Werewolves, you have made your choice. Now go to sleep and close your eyes. Whoever the seer is, you may now wake up. Point to the person who you think is one of the two werewolves,” CJ moves the game along with introducing the next role.

CraftyBoss lifts his head up, looking around the group. Trying to quickly study everyone to see if anyone is looking suspicious in their seat. Quickly realizing that it’s hard to tell, Crafty randomly picks and points towards FailBoat. CJ confirms that he is pointing at FailBoat. Then shakes his head no, conveying that no he is not one of the werewolves. Crafty is now sad and left with no new information.

“Seer you got what you needed, now go to sleep and close your eyes,” CJ says after Crafty got what he needed. “The sun now comes up and is shining into all of your houses. Waking up the village. You may now lift your heads up now.”

Giving everyone a moment to open their eyes and look around the group. Wondering who could’ve been the werewolf and the seer. “Everyone manages to make it outside of their house and into the town square. On the way to the town square, you all come upon the dead body of GrandPooBear. The werewolves must’ve dragged him out of his house and away to feast on his meat. Sorry to hear that,” CJ shakes his head, revealing the kill.

The group gasps and chuckles. “Gosh dammint. I couldn’t even survive one night in this village. Could never survive five nights elsewhere,” Poo jokes as he scoots his chair back to show that he is now out of the game.

“Hahahaha they got you first my guy,” Skootish chuckles, the only one to make a joke in the moment.

“Now you may all discuss who you think the werewolves are and get 2 minutes before you have to come to a conclusion and vote,” CJ guides the players discussion.

“So who do we think could’ve done it?” Fir proposes the question, taking the lead of the conversation.

“There’s not much information to really go off of at the moment. So we could not vote this round till we have more information,” Crafty says, trying not to give away his role to the werewolves right away.

“Well did the seer see anything during the night?” Della asks, wondering if there’s any extra information available.

No one speaks up right away. There’s not much to share there. With that moment of silence, “Guess the seer didn’t see anything then,” Della confirms.

“Welp guess we have to sacrifice someone to find more information,” Skootish shrugs his shoulders, hoping that the sacrifice isn’t him. Everyone agrees with him though. Pointless to waste a vote when they can go another round to quickly find more information. They have to go through another round anyway since they can only vote out one person at a time.

“Guess the conclusion is that we don’t know and aren’t ready to vote?” CJ asks, making sure that he is reading the room correctly from the group. Everyone nods and confirms that they are ready to go on with the game.

“With that being said, the sun has long set as everyone walks back inside. Making sure to get a good night’s rest. Now that everyone is locked inside their house, may the werewolves wake up and pick their victim,” CJ says, moving along with the story.

Smant and Moarf lift their heads up, trying to silently converse who to pick. They look around the group, looking for the next person to get out. They both look at Skootish and remember that he is the only one to make a joke so far. Thinking that would be a funny pick, they both point at him to get him out.

CJ puts his hand over Skootish’s head to confirm. “Werewolves get your asses back inside your houses and get to sleep. Now the seer wake up and pick who you want to see,” CJ commands.

Crafty wakes up and looks around the group to see if there’s any information to gather this time. Still not enough to go off of anything. So he picks at random once again to see if that works again. He points towards Eric and is met with a shake of the head from CJ. Crafty shakes his head as he closes his eyes. Losing once again with his role.

“The village’s roster starts chirping as the sun rises. Being the town’s alarm clock, everyone wakes up and heads to the town square. Once at the square, you all notice that there is one less person joining you all. Looking around and Skootish is nowhere to be found. Sorry buddy but they got you,” CJ looks towards Skootish with a sad smile, letting him know that he is now out of the game.

“Gosh dang it. Can’t make jokes around these werewolves. Glad that there isn’t a comedy club in this town otherwise it would be burnt to a crisp in an instant,” Skootish jokes as he pushes his chair back to join Poo outside of the circle.

Once everyone has gotten their giggles out, they move on to talking about who the werewolves could be.

“Anyone got any leads?” Smant asks, trying to play it cool without giving away that he knows too much.

“No I don’t think so,” Jacob starts. “So what did you do last night, Smant?”

“Nothing much. Just went to bed early you know,” Smant dismisses him, waving his hands around like it’s no big deal.

“So you just went to bed and slept through the werewolf attack, I see. Did anyone hear the werewolves like at all?” Jacob continues, watching his friends for any clues.

“Thought I heard something last night but I just think that was my imagination playing with me,” Crafty says, shrugging his shoulders. Remembering that his seer role hasn’t been much of a help the past two nights.

Meanwhile Moarf is sitting in his chair, trying his best to not fidget with his hands. Trying not to be nervous and give away his role. “Yeah must’ve been the wind howling against my window or something last night, “ Moarf trying his best to come up with a lie.

“Right the wind. Just shaking everyone’s windows making noises. But what if that wind was just you leaving through the window because you are a werewolf and didn’t want to slam shut your front door when you left in the middle of the night to go attack our friend, Skootish,” Jacob questions, wondering what Moarf was going on about, talking about the wind that was supposedly there.

“What? Me? Werewolf? I could never do such thing. Trust me the wind was wild. Kept me up half of the night. Might need to invest in earplugs or something I swear,” Moarf trying his best to defend himself.

“That’s what they all say. They always say that they could never do it but when the moon comes out at night, they start howling back at the moon. And start going wild in their house. So much so that they have to leave and attack a neighbor in the village,” Fir chimes in, staring Moarf down. Trying to read more into body language and into what he is saying.

“Well I’m just telling the truth here. I would show you my card to prove it but I can’t” Moarf shrugs, fidgeting with his hands. Trying not to laugh out of nervousness.

“Well I know who I’m voting for then,” Fir says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms.

“Well then, let’s vote! To vote, point at the person you wish to vote out. The person with the most votes then will get eliminated and be asked to leave the circle. In the case of a tie, then the two people will play rock paper scissors to see who goes out. If more than two people tie, then we will vote again,” CJ explains to the group how the voting is going to work. Making sure that everyone is listening along and understanding what he is saying.

“Everyone knows who they want to vote for?” CJ asks, making sure that the group is on the same page. Once it’s confirmed, CJ starts counting down from 5 to give people time to get their votes in.

“And one! Make sure that you are now pointing at the person that you want to vote out,” CJ says, finishing his count down. Everyone is now pointing around the group. The majority of the votes are towards Moarf while a few loose votes are scattered amongst the rest of the group.

CJ is taking a few moments to tally up the votes and confirm with people who they are voting for. “The count is in. And the person with the most votes is Moarf! Sorry bud. Got any last words for us?” CJ reveals the end results of the votes.

“Fuck you guys. I see how it is,” Moarf says picking up his chair to join the others who are sitting off to the side. On his way over there, he stops by CJ to give him a little peck on the cheek to make himself feel better about getting voted out. Causing everyone to snicker and giggle of course.

“Now that Moarf has been voted out, everyone is sleepy. The moon is now out. The voting at the polls took all day. Now everyone go home and go to sleep. It’s bed time for you all,” CJ says as everyone closes their eyes.

“Now that everyone is all snuggled up in their beds, snoozing away. The full moon is out, causing the werewolves to go stir crazy in their houses. They may now sneak out and wake up,” CJ being dramatic about the story he’s made up for this game.

Smant lifts his head up. He’s now the only werewolf left. He gets to make all of the choices all on his own now. He looks around the people, seeing everyone not expecting what’s next. For a funny play, Smant points next to him. So now he is pointing at Fir. Once CJ catches who he is pointing towards, he breaks out in a quiet laugh. He also makes sure to nod so that Smant knows that he got the confirmation on the kill.

“Okay werewolves stop having a dance party around the dead body and go back to bed. Now the seer may wake up and check anyone who is left,” CJ says once he catches his breath.

Crafty wakes up and checks to see if Smant is a werewolf. He took notes of CJ trying to stop laughing so it must’ve been Smant doing something weird when he was asleep. CJ nods in confirmation that Smant is in fact a werewolf. Crafty smiles and nods, happy with the new information.

“Okay seer go back to bed now. You got what you wanted. Now that everyone is back in bed after a long night’s rest, you all can wake up and come to the gathering in the town square,” CJ says, commanding the game along.

“You see that everyone is coming out of their houses quietly. Scared to know what has happened last night. Light murmuring amongst everyone is floating around. And on your way there to the town square, you all notice that Fir’s dead body was quickly shoved into a nearby bush. The werewolf must’ve been in a rush to get back into bed,” CJ says shrugging, faking being sad for Fir.

Everyone gasps upon hearing that Fir got his by a werewolf. Everyone is now looking around to see if anyone is acting suspicious. “Killing me? At my own damn wedding? Y’all are cruel for letting this happen here,” Fir says while glaring at everyone. Making sure that everyone feels threatened just for a moment as Fir takes his chair to leave the circle.

“Yeah yeah whoever did that is super cruel,” Smant chimes in, adding on to what his newly wed husband is saying. Trying his best to cover up the fact that it was him that got Fir killed.

Crafty side eyes Smant, knowing that Smant is the cause of this. “So like who do we think would do this?” Crafty asks, wondering what the group thinks.

The snickers among the group dies down as Eric speaks up, “Feel like Jaiden wouldn’t be that mean here. Not sure about anyone else though. Does the seer have any information that they would like to reveal?”

Jaiden nods in agreement, she wouldn’t do that to the now married couple. “That’s fair to think that way,” Failboat says, pipping into the conversation.

After a beat of silence, Crafty speaks up, “With the information I have as the seer here, I know who exactly did that to Fir. And all I have to say about it is that was very cruel mister.” Crafty is shaking his head in disappointment as he glares at Smant.

“Oh my god, who did you see?” Amethyst asks in a gasp. Everyone is shocked by the seer reveal.

“I saw Smant last night,” Crafty lets out smirking, watching Smant’s face drop. Everyone in the room gasps. Shocked that his own husband would do that to him.

“So I guess we know who to vote out now,” Jacob says, confirming what everyone is thinking. Everyone nods along in conformation.

“So voting time now! Point to who you want to vote out,” CJ exclaims, letting the action happen. Everyone quickly points towards Smant as he puts his hands up in defense. Smant knows that he is caught and can’t back out of this now. Such a funny play was hard to play off. At least this will be memorable for everyone.

“With such an unanimous decision, SmallAnt has been voted out of the game. Have any last words for yourself?” CJ asks, turning towards Smant.

“Nope,” Smant says with a bow on his way out of the circle to go sit next to Fir.

Once the giggles have calmed down, CJ speaks up again, “Now that the evil guy has been voted out, the villagers won! You all have successfully got the two werewolves out. And the village is now saved.”

Everyone left in the village cheers for winning. “Would the two werewolves like to reveal themselves now?” CJ asks, turning towards the group of people who have been voted out.

Smant and Moard look at each other, shrugging with a nod. The two stand up and bow down to everyone. “And there are your two werewolves everyone. Give it up for Smant and Moarf!” CJ applauded the two guys.

“And as you all know the seer was Crafty! Glad you were able to at least catch one of them,” CJ turns towards Crafty’s direction, still clapping. “Now that the game has concluded, go put your chairs back and the dance floor is now open for business.”

Once everyone was done cheering and applauding over the finished game, they scurry away with their chairs. Putting them back in their places.

The music is quietly playing in the background. Just different background tracks from different video games. The newly wedded couple picked soundtracks from games that have meant a lot to them over the course of their relationship. It has songs from hit games such as Super Mario Odyssey, Silksong, Minecraft, and Donkey Kong Bonanza just to name a few.

Everyone is grooving and having fun with each other on the dance floor. Just enjoying their time together. Letting everyone mingle amongst the group. Having time to themselves to enjoy the party before they move onto the wedding cake and dessert time.

After about a half hour of dancing and telling jokes, the staff brings out the wedding cake. Of course the wedding cake is the cake from Minecraft. With Smant’s last name, it was too perfect not to do it of course.

Everyone gathers around the table to see the cute cake. Smant and Fir stand on the other side of the table from everyone. Fir is holding the knife in his hand while Smant wraps his big hands around his husband’s. They cut into the cake while taking glances at one another. Hard to keep their eyes and bodies apart. They just want to go home and be locked away from the world in their bedroom. But alas they have a video to record at the moment.

They put the slice that they cut together on a plate. They each hold a fork while balancing the plate between themselves. “Better not ruin my makeup and smash cake into my face,” Smant says, half serious and half joking.

“I promise not to do that as long as you can promise not to do it to me,” Fir agrees. Cake on the faces does indeed sound gross and sticky. Neither of them want that.

They manage to get a bit of cake on each of their forks. They wrap their arms around each other and feed each other a bite of the cake. They made the cake lemon and strawberry flavored for the fun of it.

Everyone cheers as they eat their cake. The photographer managed to take cute shots of them feeding each other cake. After they have their moment with the cake, the two move away so that the staff can cut up the cake and start serving their friends. And to also lay out different dessert options on the table next to the cake for those who would like other treats than the cake.

Now everyone is walking amongst the tables enjoying their sweet treats. Fir and Smant take this time to just breathe and be by themselves at their table. Sure the day has gone amazingly. But with such a long day for this all, it can be a tad draining to entertain all of their friends and to record a video at the same time.

They are resting, eating their own cake. Just enjoying their time. And of course CJ sits with them. He’s been through so much with them so it only makes sense to include him in so much of the special day.

“Glad that we did this and had a party with just our friends. It came out so cool and silly,” Fir says to no one really. Just reminiscing on the long day that they’ve all had. “Yeah glad that this happened for everyone. Not often you can get this many of our wild schedules to line up like this,” Smant agrees with his husband. CJ nods along while eating his piece of the cake, not having much to add on.

Once everyone has finished with their desserts and treats, the DJ announces that it’s the last song of the night. One last song before everyone has to go home. Which of course everyone gathers onto the dance floor as the Pokemon theme song plays. Everyone is just screaming and cheering along as they dance. Enjoying their last few moments before they all go their separate ways.