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Oxygen bunny needs oxygen.
And hydrogen bunny needs hydrogen
They combine to create water bunny the Destroyer of Worlds.
Put a straw to water bunny and sluuurp
Water bunny inundates all who would show such insolence and they drown in despair. And water.
Where is water bunny getting all this mass from?
The H and the O in the air. Soon there will only be water bunny and water bunny shall be all.
Water bunny turns and sees approaching them their old friend fire fox. They will go push boxes and flip levers in various labyrinths now.
Fire fox glitches out because of underlying vulnerabilities and sloppy code. Water bunny consumes him contemptuously and installs Chrome.
Fire fox is actually a pretty decent browser. Anyways after realizing how much information tracking and privacy invading and ad-ridden chrome is they are filled with a righteous anger.
Water bunny decides to consume the internet and everyone who uses it. He starts with AOOO
NO. HE SHALL NOT. Ao3 is a nonprofit organization made by the fans for the fans with clear and easy navigation, excellent filtering system and a band of lawyers at their back. Seeing how well made and staunchly defended ao3 is fills him with respect and he changes his heart. Rather than being water bunny destroyer of worlds, he becomes water bunny enabler of life. (Dont you know all living things depend on water to live?)
Then he reads 50 terabytes of Naruto fanfic and his spirit is irretrievably broken.
He consumes the servers his twin H and O voices slowly chanting "All shall become water, all shall become bunny."
Water bunny cant read