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Help, My Favorite Streamer Has A Ridiculous Crush On His Bestie

Summary:

Ping! New message:

Yo is this the guy ur so obsessed with?
[LINK: Twitch Streamer Abandons Stream To Rescue His Friend]

OR

Join fangirl Romilda and her online friend Colin on their little fujoshi-parasocial-rpf journey of shipping a quickly growing twitch streamer Lord-Voldemort with his childhood best friend that he just can't stop mentioning.

Notes:

ummm. idk what came over me, i just sat down and felt compelled to do this. i hope it's a fun read haha. eye of a little god is still my main focus of course, but this little fic will get a few updates for sure. this is just a little taste of it:)))

OH and if you want to see some colour, be sure to turn on creator's style! the fic is completely readable without it though, no worries.

Chapter 1: The viral clip

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text


ROMILDA'S DESKTOP

—December 10, 2019—

New discord message:

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:06 PM

Yo is this the guy ur so obsessed with?

[LINK: Twitch Streamer Abandons Stream To Rescue His Friend]

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:07 PM

OMFG YEAH

I can't believe this blew up so much that you got the clip on your timeline ahshdfhd this only happened like what, two hours ago??

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:07 PM

I meannn it's such a good clip

very dramatic

u sure it wasn't staged?

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:07 PM

no way!!! Voldemort would NEVER say Harry's name just for clicks and he took down the VOD!

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:08 PM

Wym? He didn't say his full name, I didn't hear jt at least

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:08 PM

Omg is this the time

can i finally drop the Voldemort LoreTM on u and you won't bitch about it????

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:08 PM

HEY. I was just teasing, you know you can rant to me about anythin

gimme the lore then

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:08 PM

OKAY SO.

This is the first time we heard that Harry's name is Harry!! Voldemort always refered to him as H

and boy does he refer to his boo a lot

He ALWAYS mentions H, like you would NOT find a vod where Voldemort didn't mention "his best friend" at least once. Like once he picked up a green gun in CSGO and he just totally unprompted said "this is my best friend's favorite color. And the color of his eyes" LIKE HUH. There are whole compilations and oh god, he is so smitten no one will convince me otheriwse

and their friendship is so sweet!!! Voldemort sometimes drops these little nuggets of info and when you put it all together, we actually know a lot

like they're both orphans, but Voldemort was in the system while H grew up with some relatives and they met when they were kids and kept in touch even when Voldemort was put into different foster families

he literally used the word penpals!!!!!!!!! could they be any cuter i dont think so 😭😭😭

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:09 PM

oh wow 🥺

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:09 PM

and now that they're both adults, Voldemort moved to live in the same town as H and they hang out a lot and are besties

and you know, what happened today on the stream sort of isn't that surprising if you're keeping up with all the lore. Voldemort once let it slip that "H is too forgiving and reckless" and there's a clip where he looked at his phone and he acted slightly off for the rest of the stream, he was clearly annoyed at somethign and then as he was on a call with his usual crew, Lucius complained jokingly about his son disregarding his advice and VOLDEMORT SAID YEAH I KNOW THAT FEELING, and he looked so frustrated

there were a few different moments like that and so there was some speculation going on already, about H being in some situation that wasn't ideal

TODAYS EVENTS TOTALLY MADE IT CANON TO ME. AND THEYRE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR.

can I force u to watch a compilation

a short one, just 5 min

pls be my shipping disciple, Voldemort and his Harry are soulmates

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:10 PM

sure sure drop the link

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:10 PM

EEEEEEE

[LINK: Voldemort Gushes About His Best FRIEND For 5 Minutes Straight]

 

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:12 PM

oh wait you weren't kidding, he actually said that about his fav color word for word. How did he make CS-fucking-GO romantic

wait what the fuck

he is so in love?????

no no wait.

I think it's a bit, like it's gotta be

otherwise they're straight up married, right??

does he EVER mention any of his other friends?

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:12 PM

PFFFFFFF

he's got "acquaintances" and a "collab crew" and like he actually said that he doesn't hang out with the crew outside of streams, some people are delusional and think he's just saying that to sound edgy or prevent weird chatters but no I really believe him

like his life is just streaming and spending time with His Childhood Best FriendTM outside of streams

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:13 PM

but but

he's gotta know yhere are compilations and that people think he loves this guy. maybe he's playing it up because he knows people love it?

does he ever acknowledge the shipping

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:13 PM

i mean, when you;re watching a compilation it totally sounds like a bit but remember that these are all tiny fragments taken from many hours-long streams. He just sometimes mentions him and people collect it like maniacs (me included, im a maniac)

when Voldemort mentions H, people always spam 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈??? and 💚 u 💚 you know, like Harry's green eyes

its this whole running joke in chat and Voldemort always rolls his eyes and tells us we're being ridiculous and to behave because what if H is watching and he'll be weirded out JHKJHGFGDG

did I forget to mention, the Legend himself sometimes appears in chat

it's SO rare tho, Voldemort claims he's shy 💔 GOD they're so cute

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:14 PM

fuck I'm kinda invested now

when is hus next stream

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:14 PM

well idk, he's BUSY RESCUING HIS PRINCESS

OMG HE TWEETED AND I DIDNT NOTICE LOOK

[LINK]

 

Voldemort
@lord-voldemort

My friend is safe. I didn't mean to leave my mic unmuted when I picked up that call and I really regret reacting so strongly and creating a spectacle. My friend's issues are private and we would really appreciate it if you stopped sharing the clip of the call around; (1/2)

11:05 PM ∙ 10th December 2019 ∙ Twitter for iPhone

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Voldemort @lord-voldemort ∙ 10m

It might be good clickbait but the matter is already solved and all the online speculation is ridiculous. Find someone else to fixate on. Stream tomorrow as usual. ✌️ (2/2)

💬 23    🔄 15    ❤️ 2k

Post your reply ___

 

Rab&Rod LIVE @rab-rod-duo ∙ 8m

My man, nothing dies on the internet, people will keep reposting that clip no matter what you say. Honestly, the clip is fine, I don't think you compromised H's safety. -Rab

💬 11    🔄 6    ❤️ 921

Al @sparkleyes ∙ 7m

He doesn't want it on the internet because he broke character and it made him look pathetic

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#1 Voldemort Supporter @princess_of_darkness ∙ 7m

Pathetic?? My respect for him grew 10 times after seeing his reaction. You're just emotionally stunted.

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Tired and Insane @moodyman 6m

Silence, stan account.

💬 1    🔄 1    ❤️ 300

 

mione 📚🌞 @nerdy_activist ∙ 7m

I'm so glad H is safe! It sucks that the moment went viral but at least you didn't reveal any truly personal information!

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Little Dragon @drac00 ∙ 7m

just say Harry, the guy's name is apparently Harry.

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 225

mione 📚🌞 @nerdy_activist ∙ 6m

It doesn't feel right. It wasn't intentional and he's a private person.

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darth fucku @DarthFuckU69 ∙ 6m

your such a baby lmaooooo. they not gunna fuck u if ukiss there ass

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 6

mione 📚🌞 @nerdy_activist ∙ 5m

Holy shit, learn proper English first before you try to insult me.

💬 3    🔄     ❤️ 766

 

dog boy deluxe🐕 @padfoot ∙ 8m

Who are you even LOL

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 131

Moon Fairy @loonatic-woop-woop ∙ 8m

Are you just being a hater or genuinely asking?

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 24

dog boy deluxe🐕 @padfoot ∙ 7m

lol you autistic?

💬 1    🔄     ❤️ 1

Moon Fairy @loonatic-woop-woop ∙ 7m

I am actually.

💬 1    🔄     ❤️ 2

dog boy deluxe🐕 @padfoot ∙ 6m

oh word. k explain to me how this guy has stan accounts. i saw a few clips of his streams and he's funny but this is not girly content i dont get it

💬 1    🔄     ❤️ 2

Moon Fairy @loonatic-woop-woop ∙ 6m

Girls can like "games for boys" too, you know? It's 2019. But it's not about the games he plays, just his personality. He's a charming guy.

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dog boy deluxe🐕 @padfoot ∙ 3m

weird.

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bogey-GIRL 🦇 @gin123 ∙ 10m

Wait what happened??? I missed today's stream. Did H have an accident or something?!?!

💬 2     🔄    ❤️ 98

Moon Fairy @loonatic-woop-woop ∙ 9m

Not accident, some sort of abusive situation. At least that's what it sounded like.

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Tired and Insane @moodyman 7m

That "friend" sounds like a real pussy lol.

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bogey-GIRL 🦇 @gin123 ∙ 10m

Wait what happened??? I missed today's stream. Did H have an accident or something?!?!

💬 2     🔄    ❤️ 98

Little Dragon @drac00 ∙ 6m

You'll find the clip on Voldemort's subreddit, it's at the top of the page.

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#1 Voldemort Supporter @princess_of_darkness ∙ 5m

Vee literally said not to circulate the clip you fucking idiot. Why is it still on Reddit?

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Little Dragon @drac00 ∙ 5m

Because it's a fan-made subreddit, Voldemort doesn't have control over it. And just accept that the clip is not going anywhere it's not like it's bad

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silent viking @77theo77 ∙ 5m

There's actually a hot debate over there rn. They might delete it soon

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Romilda opens a new tab on her browser, and goes to r/voldemort-community. She quickly downloads the viral clip.

 

Seamus @Seamus_WasTakenDuh ∙ 10m

So was I the only one who thought this Harry character doesn't exist?

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 248

Coffee Lover @tummytroubles ∙ 10m

😂 😂 SAME. Lowkey I still think it's fake

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 88

Angel @i_can_be_your_angle ∙ 9m

What is fake? HARRY? He literally shows up in chat and we heard his voice today

💬 1    🔄    ❤️ 37

Won Reasley @chesslegend6 ∙ 9m

Paid actor

💬     🔄    ❤️ 279

 

Vee Defence Comittee @lavhearts999 ∙ 10m

The real fans will be here for you when you come out, Voldemort.

💬 2    🔄     ❤️ 223

mione 📚🌞 @nerdy_activist ∙ 5m

This is not supportive. You're ignoring his requests not to make things weird and pressuring him. Even if he is gay, it's none of our business.

💬 1    🔄 25    ❤️ 404

Mayhem and Chaos Lover @gellertg ∙ 5m

what are you even talking about he is a typical gamer white boy he regularly collabs with Rab&Rod and Lucius you can't get straighter than that

💬 1    🔄     ❤️ 103

Vee Defence Comittee @lavhearts999 ∙ 4m

LUCIUS? STRAIGHT? HAHAHAH you live in a different reality I guess

💬 1    🔄 4    ❤️ 200

Little Dragon @drac00 ∙ 3m

he literally has a wife.

💬 7    🔄     ❤️ 10

Vee Defence Comittee @lavhearts999 ∙ 10m

The real fans will be here for you when you come out, Voldemort.

💬 2    🔄 20    ❤️ 223

Sneaky. @rat-enthusiast ∙ 10m

OMFG VOLDEMORT IS NOT GAY. I HOPE YOURE FUCKING BANNED FROM HIS CHAT YOU PERVERT

💬 23    🔄     ❤️ 47

Long May He Reign @voldemort_my_lord ∙ 9m

Give me a heterosexual explanation for his relationship with Harry, I'll wait

💬 30    🔄 22    ❤️ 312

Sneaky. @rat-enthusiast ∙ 8m

IT'S A FUNNY BIT.

💬 40    🔄 4    ❤️ 58

Long May He Reign @voldemort_my_lord ∙ 8m

Where's the joke? In the fact that he cares for him so much that he'll drop everything to help him?

💬 19    🔄     ❤️ 211

Sneaky. @rat-enthusiast ∙ 6m

YES!!! IT'S HILARIOUS.

💬 34    🔄 16    ❤️ 99

 

Romilda closes the Twitter tab, goes into her downloads folder and opens up the downloaded clip.

The video is a screen recording, capturing both the stream and its chat on the side. The footage shows a conventionally attractive, dark-haired young man sitting in a black gaming chair in front of the camera. He is wearing a black t-shirt that hugs his form just the right amount to show off his fit physique. With the way he's propping up his left elbow on the armrest, a tattoo of a snake crawling out of a skull is visible on his forearm.

The gray wall behind him is decorated with two framed sci-fi posters, and below the posters, three shelves full of expensive collectibles and figurines. A tall and healthy-looking monstera plant stands closer to the door that is just visible on the right side of the frame. A strip of RGB LED lighting stretching above the top shelf casts a soft green glow on the clean and orderly decor.

"Chat, how about we take a little break and watch something? I don't feel like playing another round," the streamer known as Voldemort says.

The chat passes by quickly, with most of the viewers agreeing with the streamer's proposal.

Suddenly, a harsh noise of a phone vibrating too close to the microphone interrupts whatever the man was about to say. He snatches the phone from his desk.

"Shit, that must've been loud," he mutters, staring at his still vibrating phone. His eyebrows furrow in a mix of confusion and subtle concern. "Give me a second… H is calling." He puts the phone to his ear, other arm reaching somewhere below the view of the camera. The visible microphone sways a little. "—ming right now. What's up?" His voice cuts off for a split second before coming back, as if he muted and unmuted himself in quick succession.

He spins in his chair slightly to the side, perhaps to prevent people reading his mouth. Unbeknownst to him, they can hear both him and the voice on the other side of the call.

 

98756222boo: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

teeznutzz: H 💚 H 💚 H 💚 H 💚 H 💚 H 💚

ddial: KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride

tommyyyy: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

bibi: OH NO CAN THE MODS MUTE HIM

 

The voice of the streamer's friend sounds youthful. His tone contains a tinge of nervousness but it's shockingly steady, considering the circumstances. "Shit, Tom, I'm so sorry, I know you're busy but I kinda need help. Right now. I'm sorry—"

"Don't apologize, just tell me what's going on," Voldemort interrupts him.

 

bibi: MODS CMON CANT U MUTE HIM

SPOOKY666: UNMUTED!!!

54862Joe: MIC HIT TWICE U FOOL

buddyanarachy: NAME REVEAL? NAME REVEAL? NAME REVEAL?

 

"W-We got into a pretty bad argument, he took my car keys and phone, I'm using the spare you gave me."

Voldemort stands up so abruptly his chair slides away from him and remains partly out of the frame of the camera. "I'll fucking kill him," he bits out. In response, his friend's speaks even faster and with more urgency:

"He locked me in a room upstairs. I don't know what he did but I can't pick the lock and I don't want to involve the police but I don't think I could jump out the window without breaking anything, it's not on the side of the garden, it'd be a hard landing—"

"Harry! Don't fucking jump. Don't ram the door, don't provoke him. Just breathe, I'm coming to get you." He turns towards the camera, grabbing some items from his desk. He does it hurriedly, not even glancing at his monitors, unaware of the chat going wild, rolling so quickly it's nearly impossible to catch all the messages. "Grab a chair and be ready to hit him in case he comes in, yeah?"

 

but-how-and-why: @bibi STFU we're getting the scoop OMEGALUL

98756222boo: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

spaghetti_xx: NAME DROP POGCHAMP VOICE REVEAL POGCHAMP

tommyyyy: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈😮😮😮

bibi: Guys this is serious quit with the pride flags!!!!!

chesslegend: DID HE SAY SOMEONE TOOK HIS THINFGS AND LOCKED HIM UP

stellarr113-55: QUIET EVERYONE

chesslegend: WHAT THE FUCK

mike_film: CLIP IT CLIP IT

Error808: Tom?????????

buddyanarachy: @Error808 no no we know that V's name is Tom focus on HARRY. THAT'S NEW.

Lav_Heart_UwU: Ive never heard Vee be so emotional.....

Angel_Angle: Ohnygod what if the guy has a gun please VOLDEMORT BE SAFE

machinegunratatoui: Lmao what

Angel_Angle: @machinegunratatoui IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU GHOUL

glurb: this is fake right

lulomega: STAGED KEKW STAGED KEKW STAGED KEKW STAGED

MoonFairy: Is this real?

1masteroftheworld: Oscar worthy performance🤨🤨

MoonFairy: 😭😭😭😭 IS THIS REAL?

3ace3tone3: Wait so this is confirmed, H is abused:((((

Lav_Heart_UwU: didn't V imply once it was all in his childhood does H still live with that family??? how old is he

PrincessOfDarkness: @3ace3tone3 he's dating a bastard and repeating the cycle

nerdy-gal: @PrincessOfDarkness Theorizing like that is inappropriate.

PrincessOfDarkness: HARRY SHOULD JUST DATE VOLDEMORT

MoonFairy: is my fav streamer gonna die😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im too high for this im freaking out

gellert888888: way to get out of the stream, what am I supposed to watch now

empressOhio: BAN @gellert888888 FOR BEING UNFUNNY

 

Harry's answer is too faint to hear. Tom runs out of the room. The stream turns off a moment later. The chat is still functioning, awash with wild speculation and predictions. The screen recording stops after a minute of capturing the chaos in the chat. Romilda opens up a video editing program and drops the whole clip into a new project. She gets a new message on discord:

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:21 PM

tbh as far as "drama" goes, his is extremely low-stakes, it'll only bring more viewers to his channel

I'm definitely tuning in tomorrow

 

RomiVee 10-Dec-19 11:22 PM

gasp

we can do live commentary here<333

 

Co(o)l-Dude 10-Dec-19 11:22 PM

yeah yeah!

looking forward to it!

 

Notes:

I used this guide for the twitter formatting:)

This fic was definitely inspired by Waiting For You.

Lemme know what you think :)