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The creativelings

Bachira: Guys…. Do you know if Mr. Noa’s here today……

Bachira: I um. Forgot my mello? At home?

Isagi: Hey so WHAT.

Kurona: He’s here today, today

Bachira: I’m COOKED

Hiori: Boy how do you forget your fucking instrument

Bachira: MY MOM MADE ME BREAKFAST TODAY SO SHE DROPPED ME OFF INSTEAD OF ME TAKING THE BUS I LEFT IT BY THE DOORRRRRRUUHHHHHHH

Rin: There’s spare instruments in the guard closet. They're brand new too

Isagi: What the fuck why’re they there

Rin: Because YOU guys keep using our closet as a spare fucking storage.

Isagi: WHO’S YOU GUYS????????

Karasu: You guys are aware that you’re in the main gc rn right?

Karasu: I’m trying to work on my fucking project right now

Bachira: IT WAS A COLLECTIVE QUESTION

Isagi: BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND.

Isagi: @Rin FYM YOU GUYS

Rin: Oh my fucking god I’m not talking about YOU specifically I’m saying there’s marching band shit in the fucking guard closet because SOME PEOPLE in the band keep putting them there

Isagi: I can ask Mr. Noa about it if you need me to

Rin: I can do it myself.

Rin: Dumbass.

Isagi: Oh fuck you I was trying to be nice

Bachira: Guyssss stop being mean to each other I’m tired of being a child of divorce

Isagi: OH SHIT BTW. AFTER SCHOOL THERE’S A LEADERSHIP MEETING @Rin @Bachira @Ness @Aiku

Bachira: Oh my god Mr. Noa’s gonna beat me

Aiku: No there isn’t

Isagi: YUH HUH????

Rin: Aiku..... Check the band app

Aiku: Fuck my life I was gonna go to taco bell after school

Hiori: Fuck I want taco bell now

Otoya: Same

Hiori: Fucking copycat be original

Kurona: Rin where are the sabres, sabres

Rin: Ms. Anri’s retaping them. We’ll get them later

Isagi: One of your guys’ gun thingies is in the costume closet

Rin: I know. It’s Ness’s rifle 

Ness: Ah I completely forgot about that!!! Thank you for the reminder Rin ^^

Ness: Also can you tell Mr. Noa I’ll be running late to leadership? I have an AP stats test make up I need to do qwq

Rin: Oki

Isagi: I???? REMINDED YOU??????

Ness: You didn’t mention it was mine so you didn’t. Duhh

Isagi: I SAID THERE WAS A GUN IN THE COSTUME CLOSET

Shidou: What kind of fucking notif did I come to see

Shidou: Rinrin this is your fault somehow

Rin: I’ll hit you with a flag.

Rin: Don't EVER call me that again you bug looking bitch.

Shidou: No but seriously why is Ness’s rifle in the costume closet

Rin: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW I’M NOT ALEXIS.

Ness: Ah! So yk how theatre and dance share the closet with guard because of budget stuff? Welllll I had to leave it there while I tried on my dance costume and forgot it there

Shidou: Ahhh. A mess since freshman year. Love to see it Lexi

Ness: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH the public can’t know……

Charles: RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shidou: CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Charles: HAI RYU 😈

Shidou: CHARLES MY BOY 😈😈😈

Shidou: OH SHIT THERE’S A REASON I CAME INTO THIS GC I FORGOT

Shidou: LICKY LICKY

Shidou: BITCH COME BACK

Shidou: @Rin

Kurona: Rin’s practicing rifle tosses in the gym right now, now

Shidou: Rona do you know when winterguard auditions are

Kurona: Ask Ness, Ness

Ness: Yeah I’m gonna be honest shidou…..

Ness: I have no goddamn clue

Ness: I’ll lyk when though <3

Shidou: Thankssss Nessieeee <3

Isagi: Whoa they’re using hearts and shit

Bachira: Are they yaoi

Shidou: What the fuck are you talking about

Kurona: Rinstoss.mp4

Kurona: Rin wants to know how many rotations was that, that

Shidou: Lemme watch ts hold on

Isagi: SO THAT'S WHAT THE GUNS ARE FOR??????

Isagi: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ONLY DID TRICKS WITH THE FLAG AND SHIT

Isagi: Damn that shit went high wtf

Bachira: Isagi discovers what color guard really is in real time

Ness: Looks like a really high quad? At least to me

Shidou: Nah it hits 5. It’s too slow and high though

Kurona: Rin was trying to do a triple, triple

Ness: Tell Rin to slow down the toss and don’t put too much power in it!!! That’s why it’s going so high :D 

Ness: Also there’s an over prep too iirc? I could be wrong tho

Kurona: Rin says thank you, thank you

Shidou: Wait why is Rin tossing triples wtf 

Ness: We do a collective triple to transition into the third movement

Shidou: WTF I NEVER NOTICED THAT

Shidou: Dude…… I miss marching guard lowkey wtf

Charles: No you don’t.

Charles: You love being on brass.

Shidou: I DO I DO. I JUST MISS GUARD

Charles: You march guard again next year and I’m biting you during every practice.

Shidou: I’M NOT GONNA

Charles: good.

Kurona: Rin has another video, video

Ness: Can we do this in the guard gc? I feel bad for spamming the main </33

Shidou: DO THE ONE THAT I’M IN I WANNA SEE

Ness: kk!!

Winterguard 24-25

Kurona: Rinstoss2.mp4

Shidou: Oh my god the old fucking gc i’m crying

Sendou: Wtf why did I get a notif from here

Ness: SENDOU!!!!!!

Shidou: MY FAVORITE TWINK

Sendou: Shut the fuck up.

Sendou: Anyways the toss is too high

Ness: NO YEAH

Rin: Fuck my life I hate triples they're too low

Shidou: Aww Rin you’ve gone so far you went from barely tossing doubles in freshman year to tossing too high because you learned how to do a seven

Rin: Fuck off

Shidou: I'm gonna keep embarrassing you until we graduate get used to it bitch

Kurona: I’m scared of tossing triples, triples

Ness: NOOOOO KURO LET’S SEE YOURS!!!!!

Kurona: I’m shy, shy

Rin: Go.

Shidou: You guys are fucking good cop bad cop I’m crying

Sendou: Getting yelled at by Rin is humbling because we’re getting yelled at by a fucking 16 year old

Rin: Kuronastoss.mp4

Ness: KURONA YOU DID SO GOOD!!!!!!!

Shidou: I’m not gonna lie… I don’t see anything wrong with it. Show that to Anri

Ness: MHM MHM!!!!! LOOKS PERFECT THOUGH!!!!!!

Kurona: yay yay

Rin: Kurona are you getting food after school

Kurona: yes, yes

Rin: Get me food. I’ll pay you back

Kurona: oki

Ness: Back to the normal gc?

Shidou: Fuh yeah I have like 30 messages from there

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Hiori: I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS YUKIMIYA

Hiori: DON'T COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

Hiori: WATCH WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOUR BITCHASS

Yukimiya: I'M SORRY I DON'T WANNA ASSIST IN YOUR FUCKING SHENANIGANS DAMN 😭😭😭

Bachira: HANG HIM BY HIS TOES

Yukimiya: @Otoya FUCKING HELP ME

Otoya: Nahhhhhhhhhhh

Shidou: I’LL SETTLE THIS.

Shidou: What’d the mole rat do

Yukimiya: WHY AM I A FUCKING MOLE RAT HELLO?

Hiori: HE DOESN’T WANNA COME WITH ME TO TRY MY DANCE COSTUME ON

Ness: Hey so… Don’t do that <3

Hiori: WE HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THEM LET ALONE TRIED THEM ON TO SEE IF THEY FIT

Rin: They’re ugly as shit

Ness: NUH UH. I think they’re cute :( 

Rin: You have horrible taste in costumes

Shidou: This is coming from the SAME person who actually LIKED the winter costumes last year.

Kurona: They give me ptsd, ptsd……

Rin: They weren’t THAT bad

Ness: Rin you had a whole different costume that year….

Shidou: Featured performer had that mf acting up 😭😭😭

Rin: shut up

Rin: They were still cute though I wanted to wear the same costume as you guys

Ness: OH SHIT SPEAKING OF THAT

Ness: Are you doing it again this year?

Rin: Yeah

Ness: Do you know if they use people from the same school…….

Rin: Yeah 

Shidou: Wtf I wanna join

Bachira: This mf got his solo posted on the circuit’s official instagram and now wants to be a featured performer GETTTTT OUTTTTTTT

Isagi: Aren’t you… Already one for marching season tho

Rin: No that’s me

Bachira: Greedy fuck

Rin: I want a scholarship

Rin: Dweeb

Isagi: DWEEB??????

Bachira: We’ve acquired a new vocab word for Rin this is so exciting

Isagi: FUCK

Isagi: Dude I’m so ready to leave the auditorium I wanna rush this meeting and practice and go the fuck home

Kurona: Dms

Isagi: Whoa…..

Hiori: What the fuck you guys talk to each other outside of school?????

Private messages with Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Ok what’s up

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: The random request to dm scared me

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Holy shit are we breaking up

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Fuck I fumbled

<・ )))><<: I’m getting food after school, school

<・ )))><<: What do you want, want 

<・ )))><<: :3

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: OH!

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I don’t really care what you get

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Smth not heavy tho practice and shit

<・ )))><<: (￣^￣)ゞ

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Thank you kuronaaaaa

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I love you <3

<・ )))><<: Love you more, more

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The creativelings

Chigiri: Dead ass gc

Reo: OH MY GOD HAI CHIGIRI

Reo: I WAS JUST COMING ONLINE WTF

Chigiri: Hai Reoooooo

Reo: The gc always dies after school this is so sad wtf

Kunigami: 90% of us leave because everyone’s in band

Kunigami: For some reason

Chigiri: Ykw

Chigiri: I never noticed that

Reo: Easy solution. Defund the band so everyone stays active all the time

Chigiri: Holy shit you’re a villain

Reo: :P 

Nanase: GUYS.

Nanase: I’m freaking out

Chigiri: Yes you lost your binder

Chigiri: Yes someone has it

Chigiri: Yes you’ll get it back tomorrow

Chigiri: No I don’t know who picked it up

Nanase: NOT THAT

Nanase: I’M SCARED ABOUT THE CONCERT

Chigiri: No yeah we’re cooked.

Nanase: I KNOWWWWWW

Chigiri: I’m ngl… I don’t think ANY of us genuinely learned all the songs.

Chigiri: Besides Aryu

Nanase: Oh my god you and I need to harass Aryu tomorrow

Chigiri: Already planned on doing it ngl

Chigiri: Not tomorrow though we have theatre

Nanase: DAMMIT

Chigiri: Theatre’s gonna be a shit show too……

Reo: It better fucking not be.

Reo: I need to prove something to my family

Reo: And also if my dad enjoys the show he’ll fund us

Chigiri: I need every mother fucker in theatre to LOCK IN. 

Reo: As your president I’m letting you all know there is IMMENSE pressure on each of you! ^^

Reo: @Nanase @Chigiri @Yukimiya @Kurona @Kiyora @Bachira @Otoya @Zantetsu @Charles @Shidou @Karasu @Aryu @Nagi 

Reo: @Chigiri @Chigiri @Chigiri

Chigiri: KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

Reo: @Chigiri

Nagi: Hai

Reo: SEISHIRO

Chigiri: That’s gay.

Reo: Girl I literally call you Hyoma how’s it gay to be on a first name basis

Nagi: Nagi wants to go home….

Nagi: Nagi’s sculpture project is due tomorrow….

Reo: OOO

Reo: WHAT’RE YOU MAKING

Nagi: Nothing yet…..

Nagi: Nagi hasn’t started it

Karasu: BOY

Reo: I’ll help you :D 

Nagi: No thanks. Nagi plans on drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee to enter his flow state

Chigiri: Fucking felt

Karasu: Oh wait

Karasu: Do any of you know when band’s over

Sae: 7pm.

Karasu: Holy fucking jumpscare

Karasu: Hey Sae

Karasu: Let’s say. Hypothetically speaking

Sae: I’m not letting you in my car, Karasu.

Chigiri: FUCK?????

Karasu: OPPS. ALL AROUND ME.

Otoya: Hold on.

Otoya: Hold on.

Otoya: WAIT.

Otoya: I’m gonna cook rn.

Chigiri: Well hurry up damn

Otoya: Karasu why do you want to know when band practice ends. And if Sae can give you a ride.

Chigiri: WAIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Karasu: Mother fucker.

Private messages with Genji (derogatory)

Crow: YOU NOSY

Crow: UGLY

Crow: DUMB

Crow: GAY

Crow: CHUD.

Genji (derogatory): WHOAAAAAAAAA

Crow: MIND YOU’RE BUSINESS OTOYA.

Genji (derogatory): First off all DUMMY if you’re gonna come at me use the right your.

Genji (derogatory): Second of all. Tell me boy.

Crow: Ok so like.

Crow: Rin and I were hanging out the other day

Crow: And then I get hit with the best fucking question ever.

Crow: “Do you wanna sleep over tomorrow”

Genji (derogatory): HOW ARE YOU GETTING HUZZ BEFORE ME??????

Crow: I’m him bruh.

Genji (derogatory): Boy.

Genji (derogatory): No the hell you aren’t

Crow: The evidence speaks for itself

Crow: Anyways I’m just chilling in the art room

Genji (derogatory): OOOOOOO lemme pull up

Crow: Nah it’s for people with a pass. Project shit

Genji (derogatory): Average art experience

Crow: No fr dude

Crow: Anyways HOW DO I BAG THAT BADDIE

Genji (derogatory): Just be yourself tbh

Genji (derogatory): You’re a cool guy. It’s obvious you both like each other

Crow: I mean not really

Crow: Rin acts similarly with Isagi

Genji (derogatory): Slime him.

Crow: Ykw.

Crow: You right……

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Bachira: DUDEEEEEEE

Bachira: KARASU COME BACK

Rin: @Karasu 

Otoya: He’s busy rn 

Karasu: WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT DUDE

Isagi: We all know you’re gay Karasu dw

Rin: Oh

Karasu: I’M NOT GAY

Karasu: I’m bi

Isagi: Same fucking difference

Karasu: How was band today guys

Charles: FUN :D 

Kaiser: I got hit in the fucking head.

Sendou: Yeah and I don’t feel fucking bad 

Sendou: Go in the right drill spot bitch.

Rin: Clock it

Isagi: I have a derogatory word to call you and it starts with an F and it means bundle of sticks.

Rin: Ok spit boy.

Rin: Slimy ass reeds

Isagi: It was ONE TIME. DURING BAND CAMP. LET IT FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ness: I think it was my fault qwq

Ness: I think I was too close to Kaiser so he had to move over a bit

Sendou: Victim blaming mentality… SIGHHHHHH

Aiku: You brutally assaulted a man how are you a victim

Sendou: HE WAS IN MY SPACE YOU ASSWIPE

Karasu: Asswipe….

Rin: Answer my dms rq

Private messages with livingdeadgirl

livingdeadgirl: Where are you?

Crow: OH SHIT

Crow: I’m in the art room. Just finishing my stuff

livingdeadgirl: Are you still coming?

Crow: NO YEAH OFC

livingdeadgirl: Alr. I’m gonna hang around then. 

Crow: Nah go home with Sae it’s alright. I’ll be good

livingdeadgirl: I wanna walk with you

livingdeadgirl: Want smth to eat btw. I’m gonna get food

Crow: Uhhhhhhh

Crow: Just get me whatever you’re gonna get

livingdeadgirl: Aye aye

The creativelings

Sendou: OHH MY GOD GET OVER IT YOU WERE IN THE WRONG SPOT

Sendou: IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR HEAD IS BIG AS FUCK

Shidou: I’ll settle this

Sendou: YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT FUCKING WORSE

Shidou: It’s Aiku’s fault.

Aiku: I don’t even march what

Shidou: Be a better drum major DUHHHHHHHHH

Aiku: Didn’t you somehow hit me with your fucking sabre thing 2 years ago

Shidou: You’re crazy wdym

Rin: Collective hallucination

Chigiri: Hi guys

Chigiri: I’m going to work rn

Reo: It’s 7:30?? On a school night?

Chigiri: 2 hour shift

Karasu: At that point don’t go

Nagi: Important announcement. Nagi has finished his project

Nagi: Artproject.pdf

Chigiri: Wtf is that

Nagi: Cactus

Bachira: Oh I thought it was a grey blob with spikes

Nagi: Nagi has to paint it tomorrow

Chigiri: There’s a little wire sticking out

Nagi: Nagi’s too lazy to get the wire cutter. Nagi can cut it tomorrow

Nagi: Or just leave it….

Kunigami: That feels like a safety hazard.

Nagi: It probably is

Chigiri: This mf’s an upperclassman…

Chigiri: Bro is class of 2027 💔

Barou: Get the fucking wire cutter Seishiro.

Nagi: Too farrrrrrrrrrrr

Reo: Chigiri aren’t you class of 2029

Chigiri: What the fuck does that have to do with this.

Reo: Average freshman 

Chigiri: WHY AM I CATCHING A STRAY FOR BEING A FRESHMAN??????????

Shidou: Speaking of freshman

Shidou: @Rin Aren’t YOU supposed to be a freshman

Rin: I locked in

Karasu: Ok braniac I see you

Otoya: Glaze of the century

Rin: You complained about failing math on your close friends’ story.

Otoya: THAT WAS SHARED IN CONFIDENCE.

Karasu: LMFAO???

Karasu: Wait a fucking minute why am I not on your close friends

Hiori: OR ME??????

Hiori: Was what we had not enough for you……..

Hiori: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH AN EMO HOE

Rin: Ok first of all if you made me choose dating Otoya or spending 24 hours in Antarctica fully naked with no shelter or food

Rin: I’m choosing Antarctica.

Hiori: Please don’t say second of all I sincerely apologize for calling you an emo hoe I learned my lesson and I learned it well

Hiori: I won’t EVER diss you again I promise

Hiori: On Isagi’s soul

Hiori: And Otoya’s

Isagi: 🪦

Otoya: Say sike rn. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Otoya: I’M NOT THAT FUCKING BAD DUDE

Otoya: ALSO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME WHAT

Ness: Hi everyone I just got home!

Ness: Oh!

Ness: Why are we killing Otoya

Hiori: I don’t like bisexuals

Otoya: WGAT

Karasu: ??????????

Ness: Hiori you’re the most biphobic bisexual person I’ve ever met

Hiori: Thanks I hold that title with honor

Charles: Anyone else like the smell of mahogany?

Rin: Where the fuck did that come from

Charles: Just thinked it 😈😈😈

Rin: Please use correct words and grammar you absolutely pain me

Isagi: Ayo toshi

Rin: Don’t fucking call me that.

Isagi: Wanna hang out with me and Kurona.

Isagi: Like rn

Rin: Can’t

Isagi: You’re literally alone by the outlet I’m stalking your life360

Rin: I’m waiting for someone

Isagi: Yeah me

Isagi: Duhhhhhhh

Isagi: Come over

Rin: I have plans

Rin: Hang out with your fucking boyfriend gay ass

Isagi: I’m waiting for him to come over to my house dummy

Hiori: WHAT

Rin: You didn’t know?

Hiori: NO????????

Hiori: ISAGI PULLS MAD BITCHES CONFIRMED?????

Rin: It’s the instincts of his uber autism

Isagi: I’M NOT FUCKING AUTISTIC???????????????

Rin: Not yet.

Isagi: GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDD

Rin: Autistic fuck

Rin: You have a plethora of mental illnesses and it angers me that you’re still alive and breathing

Isagi: SHUT UP

Bachira: Hey Rin

Rin: Bachira I know you’re behind me I can smell the faint scent of the red gatorade you spilled on yourself

Bachira: FUCKKKKKKK

Karasu: Um

Karasu: You’re near the outlets right?

Bachira: MHM!!!! NEAR THE OUTDOOR SEATING AREA :D 

Bachira: Don’t worry about me interrupting anything I just happened to be in the area ;)

Isagi: Of all the people you hang out with you chose Karasu?

Rin: Can I not hang out with Karasu?????

Isagi: No you can I just didn’t expect that

Karasu: What’s wrong with hanging out with me

Karasu: Asshole

Isagi: NOTHING 

Isagi: I WAS JUST SHOCKED BECAUSE RIN ONLY EVER HANGS OUT WITH LIKE ME OR BACHIRA AFTER SCHOOL

Shidou: And me duhhh

Rin: That’s by force I don’t willingly spend time with you

Shidou: Glad to know you’re still a dick even after scoring a date

Karasu: IT’S NOT A DATE

Rin: Yeah…….

Private messages with Genji (derogatory)

Genji (derogatory): That was the most lethal fucking fumble ever

Crow: STOP RUBBING IT IN

Crow: I FUCKING KNOW

Genji (derogatory): not only did you say it wasn’t a date

Genji (derogatory): you said it in all caps

Genji (derogatory): yeah bud you’re not gonna score

Genji (derogatory): Hi my name is Tabito Karasu and I JUST MADE SOME BULLLLLSHITTTTTTTTTTT

Crow: You’re getting fucking BLOCKED

The creativelings

Niko: I tried to take a plate out of the microwave and I burnt my finger

Charles: Did you know that if you let me put it in my mouth it’ll feel better

Chigiri: CHARLES WHAT THE FUCK????????

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People are difficult. Rin knows that confidently. Interpersonal relationships were never really something Rin wanted. He never minded skipping 2 years of elementary school; there was no one important there to miss. Rin had no friends to play with, no one to invite over from school, and no one to come to his birthday parties. That didn’t matter to him anyway; Sae could always keep him company. They got to be in the same class, do the same things, and go to the same places every day. The routine was comfortable. Rin didn’t need friends because he had a stone-cold routine. 

It wasn’t until freshman year that he was forced to branch out. Rin’s parents signed him and Sae up for marching band despite Sae being the only person with instrumental experience. Certainly the wrong instrument because Sae played cello, but experience nonetheless. Rin didn’t understand his parents insisting on him getting friends. Being alone was satisfactory enough. People still came, though. The group was rather small in his first year, consisting mostly of girls older than him with a few exceptions for some guys. Rin was associated with a small group of “flag-waving freaks” (in his own words) who weren’t even considered a real part of the band anyway. Rin only stayed because he was good for a beginner. They even gave him weapon line in the winter. That usually happened for older members.

Rin’s second year made him realize how difficult people could be. The incoming freshmen were loud. They made sure they were heard and tried to befriend everyone. They were all older than him, which made it harder to connect with them. By now, he should’ve been in 8th grade, not knowing any of these people yet. The quiet ones were nice, but there weren’t many of them. But much to his own dismay, he liked the loudness. He was attached but always tried to never be too attached. Yoichi wasn’t his best friend; he wasn’t an acquaintance. He didn’t like Bachira’s company; Bachira simply clung to him. He never played horror games with Hiori and Nagi willingly; they just wouldn’t leave him alone until he joined. He never sought out the attention of the guy he saw with Otoya; they just always happened to run into each other. Rin knows it’s better to be alone.

Rin knows people are difficult. Including himself. He’s seen it all his life. So why should Karasu’s comment convey anything to him? I mean, he’s not objectively wrong; Rin only asked for him to stay over. There was never an attempt to imply it was a romantic gesture. So why did Karasu’s immediate denial almost feel like a form of rejection?

“Psssttttt. I know what you’re thinking aboutttt. You’re making that weird pouty face you do when something bothers you but you don’t wanna say anything about it.” Bachira’s words broke all attempts for Rin to “rationalize” the situation in his head. Damn you, Bachira. Always talking when someone attempts to think.

“I’m not thinking about anything.” Rin snapped back. It came out harsher than Rin had planned. Before he could mumble out a quick apology, Bachira had continued.

“You can’t just be stoic forever. It’s ok to admit stuff bothers you, y'know." Rin knows that. But that’s the problem. It shouldn’t bother him. Karasu was right; it’s not a date. In his head, Rin is just a friend he likes to hang out with, and he probably enjoys someone else’s company more. They probably weren’t really friends anyway, just people who had mutual friends and 2 classes together. Besides, Rin doesn’t even believe in stoicism. The concept is stupid.

“You’re spacing out again.” Bachira waved their hand in front of Rin’s face.

“No, I’m not. I just— I don’t know what to say in response. Simple.” It wasn’t exactly a lie. Rin felt himself spacing out, but Bachira didn’t need to know that.

“Alright. I’ll start then. You’re clearly bothered by it.” Bachira gestured towards Rin’s face, pout still painfully visible. “Elaborate on it.”

“God you sound like Ego.”

“Shut up and elaborate on it or you’ll get a 0.” Bachira responded with a terrible impression of Ego. Rin let out a sigh of amusement.

“I don’t know, really. I guess it was like— his immediate denial?” Rin shrugged. Talking about feelings was hard. Rin’s family never spoke about how they felt. Not even Sae. Rin didn’t even know Sae had an ex-boyfriend that he dated throughout the entirety of middle school and their freshman year until earlier this year.

“Wellllll… Did you IMPLY it was a date?” 

Private messages with Crow

livingdeadgirl: Hey um

livingdeadgirl: What’re you doing tomorrow?

Crow: Oh shit

Crow: Hey Rin

livingdeadgirl: Answer the question

Crow: I uhhhhhhh

Crow: I think? My sister’s coming back into town either late tomorrow or the day after?

Crow: Why?

livingdeadgirl: Never mind then

Crow: Dude no

Crow: Tell me

livingdeadgirl: My parents are leaving tomorrow

livingdeadgirl: And I don’t have any plans while they’re gone so

livingdeadgirl: Wanna come over?

livingdeadgirl: You can sleep over too there’s a spare air mattress somewhere here

Crow: Oh bet

Crow: I’ll let you know if my sister’s coming at school

Crow: Wait holy shit I finally get to see your room

livingdeadgirl: A privilege not bestowed amongst many people

Crow: LMFAO

Crow: I’m honored

Crow: And I get to know you better

Crow: That’s a bonus too

livingdeadgirl: Haha yeah

Crow: If I have time to go home I’ll bring some snacks from my house

livingdeadgirl: I have practice after school tomorrow so I won’t be free until 7

Crow: That’s actually great for me

Crow: I gotta finish my art project. Plus I promised Kunigami I’d keep him some company anyway.

livingdeadgirl: Fair fair

livingdeadgirl: So it’s settled?

Crow: Fuck yeah!

Crow: Sleepover tomorrow if my sister’s not coming

livingdeadgirl: Cool

“No—”

“See, THAT’S the problem! You convinced yourself it was a date, so now YOU think Karasu thinks it’s one too!” Rin shook his head. “Oh?”

“I know it’s not a date, Bachira.” Rin sighed, resting his head on the table. Another sigh escaped his mouth, louder and more miserable than last time.

“I’m gonna keep bothering you until you tell me what’s wrong.” Bachira placed their cheek on the table, looking directly toward Rin.

“I don’t know why I’m upset.” Rin mumbled into the table.

“I can’t hear you.”

“Oh my god, fine. I don’t know why I’m upset, okay? Him denying it just put me off. Stop trying to fucking psychoanalyze me.” Rin snapped. Bachira’s face didn’t change. He only nodded back. His reaction confused Rin. Bachira never responded with anger when Rin got mad. He should probably apologize now. “Sorry, I just—”

Bachira shook their head and smiled. He hates how well Bachira knows him by now.

“Ok, topic change. What the hell happened with Sendou and Kaiser?” In full honesty, Rin had no clue. Rin wasn’t even paying attention himself. The rep, by all consideration, was bad. Rin had heard other people somehow got injured. Not by Sendou, or anyone on the guard for that matter. He could hear Ness giggling about how “at least we didn’t do anything” in his head. 

“Sendou hit Kaiser in the head or something. I wasn’t really paying attention.” Rin mused.

“No, yeah, I know! You were staring at the ground, not even moving. You’ve like NEVER done that before.” That was a lie. Bachira doesn’t know that though. Bachira wasn’t around when Rin froze during his first performance in front of a giant crowd. A crowd that included his very disappointed parents, who complained about how they “put so much money into a thing Rin didn’t even try in.” It’s not his fault he was even there in the first place. They never showed up after that. Sae was the favorite anyway. They still liked him even after quitting band on the very first band camp. Whatever.

It had become increasingly obvious to Bachira that Rin wasn’t in the mood to talk. The constant spacing out and picking at the skin of his finger made it increasingly obvious. Bachira shifted in their seat sideways to put their legs across Rin’s lap. A gesture that showed Rin that Bachira still wanted to stay. They picked up their phone, inspecting a few messages from the group chat. Otoya had gotten Yukimiya and Hiori to agree to play Overwatch with him. Bachira placed their phone back on the table and leaned back to lie down.

Rin noticed the big white patch on Bachira’s left leg. They didn’t have that earlier, at least from what he remembered. Rin didn’t have the heart to ask what it was. Maybe it was secretly there the entire time and Rin was too insensitive not to notice. God, Rin truly feels weird now. He usually never cared when he missed small details about his friends, but today he feels bad. He stared at the white bandage. It was peeling at the top, showing some of the cut Bachira had. It looked fresh. Not too fresh to be in a lot of pain, but definitely something from today. The adhesive being on the actual cut itself would make it hurt to take off. 

Rin remembers the first time he cried taking off a Band-Aid. He was 6 years old and home alone with Sae. He had gotten a cut on his upper thigh from bumping into their dining room table. That table was long gone by now. They don’t even have a table anymore. It would be useless anyway; they never ate dinner together. Rin eats in his room, Sae eats in his, and their parents eat in the living room together. The Itoshis don’t really care about familial affection. 

The bandaid Rin had used was too small for his leg. It was a dinosaur bandaid. A green one. He liked to use these Band-Aids on his toys when he broke them. When Rin had taken the bandaid off, the adhesive ripped off his skin, causing the cut to get worse. Rin still has that scar. The hospital said he had something called a MARSI. Rin knew what that meant. The pamphlet in the waiting room talked about them briefly.

Rin focused back on Bachira’s bandaid. His hands instinctively pressed down on the peeling part, attempting to get it to stick back to their skin. The bandaid itself was wet. ‘Gross’ was the only thing Rin could think.

Bachira rose up from lying down to look at what Rin was doing.

“Oh, that? That’s from earlier. I tripped on the speaker cord near the front ensemble and fell.” Bachira peeled the bandaid off themself. 

Bachira’s ringtone played. Their mom had called. Bachira stepped away to answer the phone, going near a different table not too far from the one they sat at. Rin didn’t pay any attention to their conversation. It was probably their mom calling to check on them. Rin would like to imagine what it’s like—to have your parents call asking for you. Rin opened his own phone, checking for any messages. To his own surprise, there was one. From Sae. It wasn’t anything major, just letting him know that the air bed’s in the upstairs hall closet. His parents really need to clean out that closet. Rin swears there’s wrapping paper he’s seen in there since he was 5. Decade-old wrapping paper kept in there that’s never been used again. There was no sentimental value to it, so Rin had no idea why his parents kept it.

Deep in thought, Rin didn’t notice someone creeping up behind him. A pair of hands grabbed his shoulders, earning a scream from Rin. All he earned was a laugh before turning around. Karasu. Karasu’s laugh sounded like what Rin pictured honey to sound like. Smooth and weirdly nostalgic, but sticky enough to stay in your mind forever. Rin liked his laugh. It was hypnotizing. Karasu’s laugh made everyone want to join in. It made almost pissing his pants less humiliating.

“You weren’t answerin’ my calls. I had to get ya back somehow.” Karasu ended his sentence with a smile. That damn smile…. Karasu could violently bludgeon him, but that smile was enough to make him forgive the other. Rin was in it deep. He felt his face getting hotter, quickly turning to the bag on the table as an excuse to not look at Karasu. He handed one of the bags to him while facing the table.

“I didn’t see you call. My bad. I, uh, I got you something I know you like. Otoya told me.” Rin mumbled into his hand. Karasu sat down next to Rin in the seat Bachira had originally taken earlier. Bachira could deal with it. There were 3 other seats anyway.

“Sorry fer bein’ so late. I decided to help clean the art room. Good Samaritan stuff.” Karasu rested his head on his left hand. An action that felt almost deliberate. They already shared the same seat, but he chose to move closer. Rin buried his head in his folded arms. He’d rather be sent to hell than show that the gesture affected him in any way.

Bachira had come back over, giving a quick goodbye that Rin didn’t pay attention to. His fate was sealed. They were alone. And Rin had to welcome him into his home. Karasu won’t mind the poster wall, right? 

“We can start walking now. I don’t live too far from here. I’ve got a microwave too.” Rin stood up from his seat, needing an excuse to escape Karasu’s gaze. Rin wondered if he had clothes. I mean, Rin was taller than Karasu, sure, but Karasu was more built than he was. He was more defined with visible muscles, while Rin had a bit more than a sleeper build at best.

“Lead the way then.” Karasu followed suit, standing up as well. 

The sun had begun to set. The air got cooler. It wasn’t cold enough to need a sweater, but unfortunately for Rin, being wet and sweaty made it colder. His body began to shiver instinctively. Carrying a bag of food, a giant flag bag practically his size, his backpack, and a water bottle didn’t help. He was cold and uncomfortable, and his arms and back hurt. Great. The walk was painfully quiet. Nothing had been said since they began to walk. Rin led the way, and Karasu followed him like a lost dog. Rin had cleared his throat, attempting to get at least something out of his mind. Rin wondered if Karasu liked horror. All of the stuff he owned was horror-themed, anyway. His bookshelf was dedicated to all the horror movies he collected since he was younger. Rin’s TV was connected to a DVD player, where he watched his movies. His TV wasn't a smart TV, but its older model added charm to watching movies. If Rin wanted to watch anything else, he used his tablet. Bought brand new after his old one stopped turning on 2 years back. 

“Do you uh— do you like horror movies?” Rin asked, attempting to make eye contact with Karasu. The closest he got to looking at his eyes was the bridge of his nose. Rin couldn’t make direct eye contact with people. Sae had taught him that looking at areas around people’s faces made it seem like you were looking them in the eyes.

“I mean, they’re alright. I don’t like watchin’ them alone.” Karasu remarked. Interesting. Rin’ll note that for later. He doesn’t think Karasu would exactly enjoy The Wailing anyway. Train to Busan might be okay? Noroi was off the table too then. He got that movie recently, which was a bummer. “What about you? You like ‘em?”

The question caught Rin off guard. There was no prepared response for this. Karasu doesn’t know he’s autistic, so he can’t admit horror’s been his special interest ever since he was a kid. He can’t get away with liking horror passively anyway. He has 3 Calne Ca figurines on his computer shelf and director-signed horror movie posters above his bed.

“I like to collect them. Vintage ones are cool to find. I usually can’t buy them alone though-” Rin admitted. He shifted the strap of his backpack to alleviate some stress on his shoulder.

“I can actually see ya doin’ that. You seem like the type to have yer room dedicated to it or somethin’.” Karasu laughed. Rin looked Karasu up and down. How the FUCK did he know???? 

“So I have something to tell you—”

“No fuckin’ way. I was right???”

“Yea…” Rin let out a noise that almost sounded like a small squeak. Karasu began to laugh. Rin couldn’t tell if he was laughing with him or at him. Rin wasn’t laughing either way. The secret was up. Fuck his life, honestly.

“That’s so cool though— like yer room bein’ themed ‘n stuff. Mine’s just my sister’s old decor. I stole her room when she moved out and got too lazy to change it.” Rin wonders what Karasu’s room looks like. And what his sister’s like. In his head, Karasu’s room looked like something off Pinterest. The fake vines on the walls and fairy lights on the ceiling. Maybe a vanity too? And a tapestry above his bed? Maybe his room’s a 2020 time capsule. Karasu just feels weirdly nostalgic as a person. Rin can’t quite put his finger on it.

Karasu began to tell him about his favorite movies. Rin wasn’t interested in the genre, but he’d be willing to watch them all. Karasu enjoyed rom-coms, something Rin didn’t expect at all. It made sense, though. They were cheesy, and so was Karasu. He seemed like the perfect guy to be a love interest in a rom-com. Deep down, Rin hoped to be in a rom-com, with Karasu being his main love interest. He doesn’t think he’d make a good protagonist though. Rin isn’t a conventionally pretty girl. Much to his own dismay. Karasu’s favorite movie was 10 Things I Hate About You. Rin had heard of it before; it was seemingly a cult-classic movie. He can watch it with Karasu soon. Maybe on an actual movie date.

The pair had arrived at Rin's house faster than he anticipated. Rin pulled out his house keys to open the front door. Rin’s keys had a few keychains, one of them being a bloody knife he bought off Etsy. Karasu didn’t question it. He was given context behind it earlier via their horror conversation. The door opened to a small hallway. Rin kicked off his shoes and left his bags by the door. Rin didn’t have any homework to worry about today, so he didn’t need to bring his bag upstairs. Rin waited by the end of the hall for Karasu, who followed Rin’s routine, placing his shoes next to Rin’s. Now that he noticed, those were specifically the pair of Converses he let Rin draw on during lunch 2 weeks ago. The webs he drew on the toe caps were still there. Rin held back a smile. It was a cute gesture. Maybe it was coincidental, though. The end of the hall led to the kitchen and living room. The kitchen had a counter that separated it from the living room. The microwave was next to the fridge. Rin placed his bag of food down on the counter, taking the food out to heat it up.

“There’s stuff to drink in the fridge. I don’t know if you’ll like it though. Don’t touch the Gatorade, though. It’s one of the only things Sae can drink. The blue ones are mine, though. You can have those.” Rin hopped onto the lower part of the counter next to the sink to sit down. Karasu cocked his head to the side.

“Wait, why?” Now it was Rin’s turn to be confused.

“Why what?”

“Why can Sae only drink Gatorade?”

“Sae’s got gastro. Can’t eat or drink most stuff.” Rin remembers when Sae got diagnosed. Sae was 8 years old. He doesn’t remember how. He just knows Sae has it.

“Ohhh. Got it. I don’t like the white ones anyway.” Karasu opened the fridge, grabbing two blue Gatorades, handing one to Rin. Rin gave a thank you before getting off the counter to heat up his own food.

Rin heard a door from upstairs close. The doors in their house were rather creaky. The place was kinda old. The stairs creaked as Sae walked downstairs, paying attention to something on his phone.

“I’m going outside for a bit. Oh hey, Karasu.” Sae grabbed a pair of grey slippers near the door. Karasu responded with a wave. 

“If you’re going over to Shidou’s, tell him to give me my shirt back. I want it.” Rin grabbed the hung-up car keys by the medicine cabinet and threw them to Sae.

“It’s Freddy’s shirt now.”

“Who the fuck is Freddy?”

“The big ass bear stuffed animal he has.” Fuck Freddy. Rin liked that shirt. Sae closed the door behind him. The microwave beeped, prompting Rin to take out his food.

“Hey, uh— quick question….. Where’s the dinin’ room table?” Karasu asked, placing his food in the microwave next. He leaned against the counter, looking at the widely empty living room.

Their living room was… sad at best. There was no decor, just a widescreen TV mounted to the wall and a loveseat sofa. The walls were blank, the kitchen was blank, the stairs were blank, everything was blank. Rin and Sae’s room were the only things decorated in the entire house. Rin had the best decor though, at least in his honest opinion. Sae’s room was mostly based on music he liked, but it was minimalist at best.

“Don’t have one. We can eat on the couch. Or in my room. Doesn’t matter.” Rin pulled the bottle of Risperdal out of the counter. He forgot to take them this morning. He quickly took his dosage before putting them back. The only thing they really did for him was make him tired. Rin still doesn’t understand the entire gist of taking an antipsychotic medication usually made for bipolar. He didn’t think he was bipolar, at least.

“Yer room’s fine then.” Karasu answered. Rin nodded before promptly grabbing his food and heading upstairs. Rin’s room was the first door next to the bathroom. He had the only room in the house with a balcony.

Rin’s room was dark. The walls were black, and LED lights littered the ceiling. Rin had a bigger bed placed in the corner of his room by the balcony. A black beanbag accompanied Rin’s bed. His blackout curtains were too long for his windows, having them drape on the floor. 3 giant posters hung above his bed, and the wall next to his bed were covered in smaller posters and old photos. Rin’s bookcase was covered top to bottom in movies stacked on top of each other. Trophies and medals were neatly displayed on top of the bookshelf. Across from the bookshelf was his desk. His tablet was neatly placed in the middle next to his stylus. His 3 Calne Ca figurines were spread out in the back of the desk. And finally, across from his bed was his TV. His TV stood on top of his dresser, where his clothes were all neatly folded in. It only supported cable and DVDs. Rin placed his food down before sitting down on his bed. Karasu stood at the doorway, not exactly knowing where to sit. Rin shuffled over before inviting Karasu to sit next to him.

“Sorry if it’s dark. The walls and stuff— you know.” Rin turned his LED lights on and made them white to add more light.

“ ‘S fine. Yer room’s cool.” He looked around more, basking in the decor a bit more. There was a printed picture of him and Rin on the wall. The photo was taken over the summer, when Rin had run into him at a fair.

Rin had started eating; Karasu followed shortly after. The two finished their meals relatively early despite the fact they spent the entire time eating. Well, Karasu spent most of the time talking. Rin listened to him mostly talk about his art project. Something about crows. It was cool. Rin wondered if Karasu liked owls. 

“I’m gonna take a shower real quick. You can go over to my shelf and pick a movie.” Rin grabbed some clothes out of his dresser before leaving for the bathroom.

Karasu got up and scanned the shelf. Most of the movies here he’d never seen. Rin kept a lot of niche movies. Rin grabbed a random movie in front of him. The Devil’s Backbone. It looked dated. Older horror movies weren't that scary… right? The lower quality makes them not as scary. I mean, Halloween was cheesy, and Scream only scared him as a kid. Rin came back about 15 minutes after. His hair was damp from the shower. He wore an oversized black band shirt that had the neckline cut. The Marías… Nice. It hung off Rin’s shoulder. He also wore a pair of white baggy sweatpants. God, he looked so fucking cute to Karasu.

“Oh shit, a Del Toro film. You sure about this one? His horror’s kinda known for being scary as fuck. And plus, if we watch this, I’ll force you to watch Pan’s Labyrinth after.” Rin took the DVD case from Karasu and grabbed his remote.

“I don’t mind. It’s gonna be yer fault if I get scared shitless.” Karasu declared. Rin let out a soft laugh in response.

“You picked the movie. That’s on you.” Rin chirped. He placed the DVD in the DVD player and turned off the lights. He grabbed his owl plushie and flopped down on the bed. Rin rested his head on top of his plushie and laid on his stomach. Karasu moved back to have his back against the wall. Rin began to swing his feet back and forth.

Karasu was fucking wrong. He stared blankly at the floor, utterly traumatized. Almost 2 hours of sheer and utter torture to him that Rin found amusing. Rin looked at Karasu with a smug look on his face.

“Wanna wa—”

“Fuck. No.” Karasu didn’t watch any other fucking movie with Rin. He was a fucking sadist and got amused by his pain and suffering.

“We can watch something more…. Not scary. I’ve got Jennifer’s Body. It’s funny. Guard stuff was shit though.” Rin got off the bed to take the DVD out of the player and put in the new one.

“Rep at what cost situation?” Karasu mused. Rin nodded. He crouched to the bottom of his shelf to find the movie. Karasu let out a yawn, rubbing his eyes shortly after. Rin quickly put in the next movie and returned to his bed.

Karasu fell asleep 20 minutes into the movie, falling asleep on Rin’s bed. Rin didn’t wanna move Karasu; he would’ve felt bad. Sae wasn’t coming home now anyway. It’s almost 12 AM. Rin turned off the TV and closed the door behind him.

Private messages with Crow

livingdeadgirl: You fell asleep in my room so I went to Sae’s

livingdeadgirl: night Karasu

Chapter Text

Flaggots

Ness: @Rin @Kurona @Sendou hello you three.

Sendou: What the fuck I’m scared

Ness: Winter is approaching.

Rin: It’s…. September?

Ness: SHHHHHHHHH. WE HAVE TO DO THE THING

Kurona: Show theme predictions, predictions

Kurona: Yay yay

Rin: Hear me out right.

Ness: Yesssss……

Rin: Aerials by soad

Ness: Never predict again.

Sendou: If the song is ANYTHING from kpdh I’m fucking quitting.

Sendou: You bitches won’t see me until my senior year

Sendou: On all of your lives

Ness: DON’T LEAVE US WE MADE A BLOOD OATH

Rin: I miss last year’s seniors

Sendou: I don’t

Kurona: They were nice, nice

Sendou: I miss when the guard wasn’t like. 4 people.

Rin: There’s. 12 of us.

Sendou: Yeah well I don’t pay attention to the others

Sendou: There’s only 4 of us in this gc clearly only we matter

Ness: Our 3rd captain… everyone

Sendou: And proud <3

Rin: Check the gc.

Rin: Now.

Sendou: What why

Rin: Idk I’m nosy and idk what they’re talking about

Ness: LMFAO

Ness: Yea lemme check rn

The creativelings

Reo: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT NEW GUY????

Reo: 3RD YEAR BITCH WITH THE LASHES THAT COULD RIVAL THE ITOSHIS

Sae: Hugo?

Reo: YES VRO

Aryu: Good morning to the dolls and the dolls ONLY <3

Chigiri: ARYUUUUUUUUUU

Chigiri: HAIIII

Reo: ARYU READ UP

Aryu: Are they falsies?

Reo: They look too good to be falsies….

Aryu: I need whatever lash serum he has…

Chigiri: What if they’re natural

Aryu: I need to go back in time and make sure his parents conceive twice so I can be his sibling

Isagi: What if you end up being the ugly sibling

Aryu: ME? The UGLY sibling? Never  ✨

Chigiri: Type shit

Sae: All of you are ignoring the bigger picture here.

Isagi: Are you jealous you’re getting delashed

Sae: I don’t need to worry about such lukewarm shit.

Sae: We never get new kids until the 3rd quarter.

Chigiri: Huh?

Isagi: OH YEAHHHHH

Chigiri: I’m confew

Aryu: Every year, the school has 2 audition processes. One in the summer for the beginning of the school year, and one during the winter for the final 2 quarters

Isagi: Glad to say I got in during the summer of my 8th grade year

Isagi: Heh.

Chigiri: Ok and I’ve been here since 3rd grade you’re not special.

Isagi: Oh freak you

Reo: Imagine there’s a universe where Isagi’s the protagonist of a show and we all revolve around him and actually don’t bully him

Rin: Suicide.

Chigiri: Yeah kill me atp

Isagi: OH FUCK YOU.

Sae: Can we get back to the topic at hand please.

Isagi: Maybe his parents sponsor or something

Rin: Maybe

Isagi: Oh my god we FINALLY agreed on something……

Chigiri: WAIT CHECK THE ACTIVITY ROSTERS.

Sae: Which ones specifically?

Chigiri: ALL OF EM

Chigiri: SEE WHERE HE’S LISTED

Isagi: He’s not in marching band I don’t care anymore

Reo: Do y’all really not have a life outside of band

Chigiri: I wanna join color guard ngl…

Rin: @Ness your wish came true

Chigiri: What

Ness: CHIGIRI PLEASE

Ness: DO WINTERGUARD THIS YEAR AND MARCH WITH US NEXT YEAR

Ness: I’LL CRY TEARS OF JOY

Ness: PLEASE I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET KURONA AND RIN TO INDOCTRINATE YOU INTO JOINING

Chigiri: It seems fun

Chigiri: The swords are pretty

Ness: Chigiri.

Ness: Sabre’s my SPECIALTY.

Ness: Bitch I’ll literally teach you.

Chigiri: REALLY?????

Rin: Hugo’s in choir

Isagi: WGAT

Nanase: What about choir?

Rin: New member

Nanase: What? It’s September.

Sae: That’s what I’m trying to figure out.

Sae: Is choir the only thing he participates in?

Rin: I don’t see his name for anything else I’m in.

Ness: Me either…… Maybe he’s a really good singer?

Isagi: OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN HELP US

Isagi: KIRA

Isagi: @Kira hey bud can I borrow you rq

Chigiri: Kira responds to this gc once every 7 years

Reo: Atp I think he has it muted

Kira: Yeah I’m here ^^

Kira: What’s up, Yoichi?

Isagi: You know the new guy?

Kira: Hugo? 

Isagi: YES

Kira: Yeah.

Isagi: Whoa you got angry when I said that……

Bachira: LORE DROP

Bachira: @Everyone LISTEN

Kira: It’s a long story

Kira: He went to my old school.

Isagi: You went to a different performing arts school too, right?

Kira: Mhm! That’s why I didn’t have an audition process

Kira: I just transferred here during the 3rd quarter!

Isagi: WE CRACKED THE CODE.

Isagi: THANK YOU KIRA

Kira: Ofc!

Chigiri: Bye Kira time to never hear from you againnnn

Isagi: Wait we learned something about Sae

Reo: We did?

Isagi: Sae’s nosy as fuck

Sae: I wouldn’t have brought up Hugo if Reo didn’t do it first.

Rin: That bitch’s lashes are probably fake

Sae: True.

Bachira: They agreed.

Bachira: We achieved world peace.

Karasu: Oh Rin’s online.

Rin: Karasu I said I was sorry

Isagi: What the fuck did you do to him

Rin: Movie collection

Isagi: That’s all I need to know.

Isagi: Karasu I fully support your anger

Rin: None of the movies are that bad

Rin: You guys are overdramatic

Karasu: NOT THAT BAD?

Isagi: Dude. The first time Rin had me over, I had to watch Noroi.

Karasu: I don’t even wanna KNOW what that is.

Rin: To be honest I was gonna make you watch The Wailing

Rin: Then you said you didn’t really like watching them all that much so I had mercy on you

Rin: I’m a kind and nice person

Sae: You’re an evil and vile person.

Isagi: YKW. NO. BIGGER QUESTION. 

Isagi: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THESE MOVIES

Rin: Oh there’s a video store by my house

Rin: Most of the movies I own I can’t actually buy for myself because they’re in the 18+ Horror section so I make Sae buy them for me

Karasu: So this is YOUR fault Sae.

Sae: I don’t pay for them. I just pretend I do.

Karasu: IT’S STILL YOUR FAULT

Aiku: Hold up

Aiku: There’s adult only horror movies

Rin: It’s 18+ because of the gore

Rin: Dumbass

Rin: Plus every horror movie is technically “adult only”

Isagi: What about Monster house

Rin: Fuck you

Isagi: WHAT’D I DO??????

Karasu: Oh shit isn’t that the movie you told me that you really wanted to buy because you liked it but you can’t ever find it

Rin: Mhm

Sae: It’s Rin’s favorite movie.

Isagi: I thought it was Jennifer’s Body

Rin: No I think it’s weirdly bad in a good way

Rin: It’s intriguing.

Rin: Not my favorite

Kunigami: Lavinho’s asking for all of the art students

Aiku: Tell him I died

Sendou: Of old age

Shidou: Or aids

Shidou: Also don’t you ever say Jennifer’s Body is weirdly bad I'll beat your ass

Rin: After school. 4:30 PM. By the gas station. I’m beating your ass.

Shidou: Bet.

Sae: What the fuck.

Chigiri: Why’s unc fighting a 16 year old

Shidou: I don’t care that you’re a baby I’ll snap you neck like twig

Kunigami: Can you guys please come to the art room

Reo: ARE YOU GUYS PAINTING THE SET???

Kunigami: No

Reo: WTF

Kunigami: That’s next week.

Kunigami: We’re painting a floor thing

Ness: How big is said floor thing.

Kunigami: No clue

Kunigami: It’s for Hoco

Ness: FUCK.

Charles: I DON’T WANNA FREAKING PAINT

Rin: Hey I need a reason to skip class

Rin: Can I join

Karasu: YES.

Karasu: I mean um

Karasu: Wowwww skipping’s bad go to class (be in the art room in 10 minutes.)

Private messages with livingdeadgirl

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I know what you are.

livingdeadgirl: shut the fuck up.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: GAY.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: UNBELIEVABLY GAY

livingdeadgirl: You and Kurona spend your entire lives with each other atp fuck off

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Rin.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Kurona and I. Are DATING.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: HE’S MY BOYFRIEND

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: WE KISS AND HOLD HANDS

livingdeadgirl: I don’t wanna know about that

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: YOU’RE SKIPPING CLASS FOR A BOY YOU LIKE

livingdeadgirl: Once again.

livingdeadgirl: If Kurona asked you to do it, you’d go running.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: YOU FUCKING IDIOT ME AND KURONA ARE DATING 

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: YOU INVITED A GUY OVER YOU LIKED AND CALLED ME FOR 2 HOURS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE HE FELL ASLEEP IN YOUR BED AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW IF IT WAS IMMORAL TO SLEEP ON YOUR BED TOO

livingdeadgirl: yeah well you’re just a faggot how about that.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: You’re gay. Transgender. And Yearning. You’re the WORST kind of faggot.

livingdeadgirl: I’m not trans dipshit

livingdeadgirl: Passively thinking about how much your life would be better as a girl is normal 

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Yk what’s crazy?

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I said the SAME THING about being a boy.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Look where I ended up

livingdeadgirl: Yeah well you and I are immensely different

livingdeadgirl: I’m just comfortable in my masculinity

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Estrogen can save you

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Become a 6’2 bad bitch emo girl you won’t regret it

livingdeadgirl: I’m not even fucking emo

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Says the mf who always wears dark clothing

livingdeadgirl: Oh my god being emo is MUSIC BASED It’s emotional hardcore I DON’T FUCKING LISTEN TO EMO MUSIC.

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: But it’s clothes

livingdeadgirl: do me a genuine favor rq?

livingdeadgirl: don’t fucking talk anymore rn I’m one message away from blocking you

The creativelings

Otoya: Guys let’s roleplay omegaverse

Chigiri: What.

Rin: Can I be a beta

Otoya: LAMEEEE you’re an omega now

Rin: Oh fuck you I don’t wanna join anymore

Otoya: FINE.

Isagi: Bachira you’re an omega

Otoya: No.

Otoya: They’re an alpha

Bachira: Can I smell like the color yellow

Chigiri: WHY ARE WE ROLEPLAYING IN THE MAIN GC???????

Otoya: Ykw

Otoya: You right

Otoya: WHO WANNA JOIN THE ABO ROLEPLAY GC

Reo: What.

Bachira: Reo you’re an alpha

Reo: Do NOT include me in your bullshit

Karasu: Karasu wants to be added I’m typing for him because he’s covered in paint -Rin

Karasu: Rinandkarasuthumbsup.pdf

Otoya: Why is he fucking purple

Rin: Him and Nanase did the color mixing trend

Rin: Lavinho’s chill as fuck ngl he just let them do that

Rin: He even joined in

Reo: No yea working with him for theatre stuff is great

Kaiser: Yoichi’s an omega

Isagi: First of all.

Isagi: I’m an ALPHA.

Isagi: This mischaracterization will NOT be stood for.

Isagi: YOU’RE A FUCKING OMEGA

Ness: Why the FUCK are you all blowing up my phone about the OMEGAVERSE.

Ness: I’M IN CLASS

Isagi: Ness are you an alpha or omega

Rin: Or a beta

Isagi: Nobody gives a fuck about betas

Rin: Ok omega

Isagi: Rin your outfit’s really nice today!

Isagi: I have a paintbrush.

Rin: Touch me and I’ll kill you.

Aiku: I want you all to know they’re like across the room from each other

Aiku: But every so often they look up at each other from their phones to death glare each other

Kunigami: Who dumped the dirty paint water in the sink

Rin: Isagi

Isagi: I’M PAINTING. WITH BACHIRA AND LOKI. FUCK OFF

Isagi: No clue though

Kunigami: Well whoever did it chose the clogged side of it

Nagi: The sink hasn’t been fixed yet?

Kunigami: No….?

Nagi: Oh

Isagi: Nagi…..

Nagi: :x 

Kunigami: Nagi did you pour the water in the clogged sink…..

Nagi: :x 

Reo: I got this

Reo: I’ll buy you a donut if you confess who did it

Nagi: Nagi didn’t directly pour it but he helped Lorenzo and Niko do it

Reo: You’re welcome

Kunigami: Rin get from under the sink

Rin: I got the memo when it FUCKING LEAKED ON ME

Rin: my pants are fucking soaked and ruined I wanna go home

Sae: If you go down to the Nurse’s office they have some of my clothes there.

Sae: Just tell them you’re my brother, they’ll let you borrow a pair.

Rin: Ok cool

Rin: Why do you have spare clothes there though

Sae: Came with the 504 plan. For some reason.

Rin: YOU HAVE A 504???

Chigiri: We’re witnessing a very intimate and familial conversation

Chigiri: We’re apart of the Itoshis now

Aiku: Not even that

Aiku: It’s a miracle these motherfuckers even talk here now

Aiku: Back when the GC was actually made, neither of them spoke

Bachira: Back in my day headass

Sae: Ah shit.

Sae: I just realized I’m supposed to be in the art room too.

Rin: Wait don’t go yet

Rin: Come with me to the nurse’s office

Sae: Fine.

Sae: I’m by that one bathroom near the auditorium.

Reo: WHY DOES EVERYONE HANG OUT IN THAT BATHROOM??????

Reo: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I’VE HEARD ABOUT SOMEONE BEING THERE

Chigiri: I do my makeup in there ngl

Rin: It’s the only unisex bathroom

Reo: Why does that matter

Rin: ….

Sae: Give him a minute.

Isagi: Hey Reo what do Me, Chigiri, Sae, Kunigami, Shidou, Rin, Ness, and Bachira have in common?

Rin: Why the fuck was I listed

Chigiri: Oh you’re still in denial…. My god….

Reo: You’re all gay?

Isagi: Well?

Sae: He’s right in all technicality.

Reo: I feel like I’m missing something really obvious rn…..

Chigiri: Hey Reo what was I when we met

Reo: A 5th grader…?

Chigiri: You make me want to rip my hair out

Reo: I’M CONFUSED WHAT DOES USING A UNISEX BATHROOM HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY 

Sae: Maybe he needs more than a minute.

Isagi: There are tears rolling down my face

Reo: The only thing I’m thinking about is that you all play an instrument

Rin: No I don’t

Reo: You all do something music related…..?

Chigiri: THE BLUE WHITE AND PINK FLAG MOTHERFUCKER.

Reo: France?

Isagi: .

Isagi: Did you just say fucking France.

Reo: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE’S NO BLUE WHITE AND PINK FLAG??????

Nagi: 🏳️‍⚧️

Chigiri: FUCKING FINALLY.

Reo: .

Reo: Oh.

Rin: I’m not trans

Chigiri: Girl the longer you deny it the more obvious it gets

Chigiri: Estrogen can save you

Isagi: THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING SAID

Kaiser: Orchestra

Isagi: Boy nobody mentioned orchestra

Kaiser: Hugo’s in orchestra.

Isagi: WHAT

Chigiri: I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

Isagi: Do you know what this means….

Chigiri: We force him to be our friend and then add him to this gc?

Isagi: Our brains are literally so interconnected rn

Chigiri: OH MY GOD 

Reo: Wow what a full circle moment

Otoya: I hate all of you and your shitty ass attention spans I WANNA ROLEPLAY OMEGAVERSE

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The creativelings

Karasu: Never.

Karasu: And I mean NEVER.

Karasu: Play ANY games with Rin and Zantetsu playing together

Chigiri: Wtf happened…..

Rin: Zantetsu’s a dumb ass.

Zantetsu: YOU got my phone taken away.

Rin: Well maybe if you weren’t fucking DOGSHIT at heads up your phone wouldn’t have been confiscated

Isagi: You played Heads up at lunch without me?

Rin: Ah yes because you need to be included in everything

Chigiri: Shut up

Chigiri: Shut up

Chigiri: Shut up

Chigiri: Story time

Karasu: Me, Charles, Loki, Zantetsu, Nanase, Rin, and Shidou were all playing heads up

Karasu: The teams were Charles and Loki, Nanase and Shidou, and Me, Rin, and Zantetsu

Chigiri: Wow I thought Shidou and Charles would team up ngl

Shidou: We spun a wheel

Nanase: Sure was a miracle because we won!

Karasu: Yeah yeah fuck you guys try being paired up with the dumbest motherfucker there

Zantetsu: YOU DID WORSE THAN ME

Zantetsu: YOU CAN’T EVEN GUESS BASIC MOVIES

Karasu: Oh shut the hell up you didn’t even know who Pitbull was

Karasu: Anyways before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED

Chigiri: Wait hold on don’t continue rq

Karasu: What

Karasu: Ok

Karasu: Erm

Rin: I have a headache

Zantetsu: Yeah I fucking wonder why

Rin: Glad we both agree it’s your fault

Zantetsu: NUH UH

Zantetsu: YOU PICKED A HARD TOPIC THAT WAS YOUR FAULT

Rin: Languages. ISN’T THAT FUCKING HARD.

Chigiri: Ok I’m back

Chigiri: Sorry Mr. Noa does NOT fuck with phones 

Chigiri: I had to “use the bathroom”

Chigiri: I got 6 more minutes hurry up

Karasu: Ohhhhhh is that why Isagi just randomly disappeared

Chigiri: Yes

Chigiri: Chop chop story boy.

Karasu: Ok so our group was lowkey struggling

Karasu: Besides Rin because of course

Rin: Because the game’s fucking easy

Karasu: And it ends up being Zantetsu’s turn with the phone right

Karasu: Rin had picked languages bc yk that one’s relatively easy

Karasu: When someone says ‘wee’ out of context, what do you think of

Karasu: Like say wee out loud and immediately say what language that sounds like

Chigiri: French

Chigiri: Because oui

Karasu: Ok thank you

Karasu: BECAUSE THIS MOTHER FUCKER SAID CHINESE.

Chigiri: Crashout valid I would too

Karasu: No that’s not all.

Karasu: Rin stands up

Karasu: Slams the FUCK out of the table

Karasu: And says WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

Karasu: “God you’re so fucking stupid the only thing you’ll be good at in life is evading your taxes.”

Chigiri: I’m stealing that

Chigiri: Crashout completely valid though I would’ve beaten the shit out of Zantetsu

Karasu: Anyways yk how like Ego monitors lunch and shit some days

Chigiri: Unfortunately

Karasu: Anyways Ego comes over and asks why Rin’s yelling

Karasu: Before ANY of us could answer, he looks at Zantetsu’s phone and goes “Oh that’s the problem” and confiscates it

Karasu: We got it back after lunch though 

Lorenzo: So THAT’S the angry yelling I heard

Chigiri: What the fuck you’re alive?

Lorenzo: Yea

Lorenzo: My phone broke

Lorenzo: Costed a shit ton to fix it

Ness: Welcome back! :>

Chigiri: I’m telling Noa

Ness: I’ll tell Noa you’re skipping in the bathroom to be on your phone.

Chigiri: Shit

Ness: That’s what I thought.

Ness: Oh! How was your orthodontist appointment the other day Lorenzo? :D 

Lorenzo: 18 months.

Sae: Fucking loser.

Sae: 19 years old with piss yellow braces.

Lorenzo: The fuck did I do to you

Sae: Absolutely nothing.

Sae: I needed to get it out of my system.

Shidou: The next time you change the color of your shit get them orange so you can be like a hot wheels track

Rin: What the fuck goes on in your head sometimes

Shidou: I have more joy and whimsy than you do

Shidou: Miserable piece of shit

Rin: Not with your ugly ass bear stealing my fucking shirt

Shidou: Finders keepers

Rin: I got that shirt for my 14th birthday asshole

Shidou: Yeah well Freddy keeps it now

Nagi: Freddy fazbear

Shidou: No

Nagi: :( 

Karasu: Man going from skipping most of my classes to paint all day to lunch to just going to art again for creative block until theatre starts is great I got to be a bum all day

Rin: I’m slaving away in the band room right now

Karasu: What why?

Rin: Sendou skipped school, Ness is in orchestra, and Kurona’s taking a test right now

Rin: And no one’s helping me untape and retape flags

Rin: The fucking freshman this year are utterly useless I’m so sick

Kurona: Just finished, finished

Kurona: On my way, way

Kurona: Help is coming soon, soon

Rin: Thank fuck

Rin: Oh shit did I ever sign into choir this week?

Rin: I might get dropped holy shit

Kurona: We went the other day, other day

Rin: Ok thanks

Rin: I think I went to all of my activities this week

Karasu: How many do you do?

Rin: Only 3

Rin: I just always forget to go to choir

Karasu: No yeah I can fucking tell

Karasu: You’re always in the band room

Rin: Usually I go on mondays just to get it over with but I wanted to go with Kurona and Chigiri this week

Kurona: It was fun, fun

Rin: We stayed after school and Chris bought us pizza

Karasu: Damn

Karasu: One time Lavinho made us share a singular plate of food 

Rin: What was it

Karasu: Nachos

Rin: The colony desires nachos

Karasu: Can’t complain they were fucking good

Kurona: Open the band room door, door

Rin: It should be open

Rin: Ah shit is it jammed

Kurona: I think so, so

Rin: I fucking TOLD THEM not to touch the door

Sendou: Are you guys locked in the band room now

Rin: Yep.

Rin: I have no fucking clue how to open it

Sendou: Who’s on the outside

Kurona: Me me

Sendou: It’s imperative you listen to what I say.

Sendou: I need you to kick the fuck out of the door handle

Sendou: And Rin needs to pull on it the entire time until it opens

Rin: What the fuck

Sendou: Just trust me.

Rin: Okay

Karasu: WAIT

Karasu: DON’T DO IT YET

Karasu: Lavinho’s letting me leave because I have nothing to do I wanna see this shit

Rin: I mean

Rin: I guess

Sendou: Also if the freshman are being fucking useless just tell Anri

Sendou: Rin you have that authority now

Rin: Oh shit yeah

Rin: Wait no I wanna yell at them hold on

Nagi: Nagi has to replace the stage lightbulbs

Nagi: Nagi wishes hell upon the entire tech department.

Karasu: What the FUCK did any of us do

Yukimiya: You’re doing the EASIEST job right now

Yukimiya: I have to measure stuff

Zantetsu: The speaker system isn’t working

Yukimiya: Well fuck our lives then

Karasu: I mean it’s not like we’re at fault the 4 of us are the ONLY people on tech

Yukimiya: Being the only stage hand is fucking hell

Kurona: I’m not ready for the year I might have to be captain, captain

Karasu: Rin’ll still be here

Rin: No?

Karasu: OH

Karasu: I keep forgetting you literally graduate next year

Lorenzo: Yk I’ve never understood that

Rin: I skipped kindergarten, went straight to first grade, and then skipped 4th grade

Karasu: Damn

Lorenzo: Damn you really had no fucking friends in elementary school

Rin: Ngl yea

Rin: Me and Sae were in the same classes like every year after that

Rin: He’s in most of my fucking classes now

Karasu: Damn

Bachira: Someone stole the fucking soap dispenser in the girl’s bathroom

Karasu: Why the fuck are you in there

Bachira: No gender neutral bathrooms on the 1st floor

Bachira: And I had to pee

Karasu: Fair

Karasu: I always forget you’re trans I thought you were just born genderless as a baby

Bachira: My androgynous aura defies biology

Lorenzo: My fuckin mouth hurts

Rin: You’ll just have to deal with that tbh

Rin: Esp if you just got it done today

Rin: Pain meds usually don’t work 

Rin: Something something your brain’s disconnected from your mouth or whatever

Lorenzo: How insightful

Bachira: Rin knows random shit for no reason

Bachira: The trivia master

Lorenzo: Tell us a fact

Rin: Baby owlets sleep on their stomachs because their heads are too heavy

Bachira: See

Lorenzo: Tell us another one

Rin: One of the most common places to find a dead body is on the toilet

Lorenzo: Imagine dying on the fucking shitter

Bachira: Imagine dying in the middle of using the bathroom

Lorenzo: Does it still come out

Karasu: What the fuck is this convo

Rin: Sendou I yelled at them and they still aren’t taping things

Sendou: How many did you do

Rin: I did all of the rifles and 3 flags

Sendou: Leave it

Sendou: If that shit doesn’t get done by the end of school just go home

Rin: They’re doing that thing where they pretend to do it while I’m looking but not touch shit when I look away

Sendou: Just go hang out somewhere else

Sendou: Don’t tell those assholes you’re leaving either

Kurona: Theatre theatre

Yukimiya: If you guys come can you help with stuff

Yukimiya: There’s only 3 of us here rn and so much shit needs to get done

Rin: Yeah sure

Karasu: I’ll go to the auditorium then

Sendou: Today was the worst day to fucking skip damn

Rin: I think the problem they all have with me is that we’re all the same age but I’m “bossing” them around

Sendou: Ok and they can grow the fuck up and get over it you’re their captain. 

Sendou: The seniors and everyone older can take it just fine they can deal

Rin: I’m not even the mean one

Sendou: You get mean after a certain point though

Karasu: Like the good, the bad, and the dirty

Sendou: Ness is the good, I’m the bad, and Rin’s the dirty

Yukimiya: Don’t use the back auditorium doors to come in btw

Yukimiya: Come in through the stage

Kurona: Can we bring stuff to practice, practice

Yukimiya: Um

Yukimiya: There’s stuff on the stage

Isagi: We’ve been released into the wild.

Lorenzo: Welcome back pretentious nerds

Chigiri: Hi me and Isagi are going to the auditorium to help you guys out rn

Yukimiya: Thank fucking god

Nagi: One of the lightbulbs broke

Yukimiya: Rin and Kurona can you grab a broom for us on your way here

Yukimiya: Pretty please

Sae: Don’t do it without the cherry on top.

Rin: So you want Kurona to die??????

Sae: ?

Rin: Kurona’s allergic to cherries

Sae: Oh wow.

Sae: I guess Kurona has to die

Kurona: :( 

Lorenzo: Rest in peace

Lorenzo: You never got to become a fish

Kurona: The well is my home but the ocean is my wish, wish

Isagi: Are you a damp little fish

Kurona: Not yet, not yet

Isagi: Oh

Rin: Sae are you going home 

Sae: Yep.

Sae: Why?

Rin: I’m gonna stay until the block ends

Sae: Got it.

Isagi: Dude I wanna go home

Yukimiya: You don’t have to help I mean

Yukimiya: It’ll be appreciated though

Chigiri: What if we like all took a collaborative effort to help you guys out

Yukimiya: I’ll make Reo repay you guys

Reo: WHAT

Reo: Also you don’t need to start doing it today

Reo: We aren’t getting anything painted yet

Yukimiya: Yeah but doesn’t it need to be done before next week

Reo: Mhm

Yukimiya: It’s friday

Reo: We don’t get paint until next friday

Yukimiya: ???????

Reo: Yeah I don’t fucking know I was told this today

Rin: Let us in we have the broom

Shidou: Why the fuck is everyone in the auditorium

Yukimiya: I’m gonna have a fucking aneurysm 

Reo: Yuki oh my god I need you to calm down king

Yukimiya: WHY DOES NO ONE FUCKING COMMUNICATE OH MY GOD

Reo: No clue

Kiyora: Anri needs Rin and Chigiri

Rin: Am I in trouble or something

Kiyora: I don’t think so?

Rin: Damn

Reo: I’m coming now I went off campus to get food really quick

Reo: Thank you for helping out all of you btw ^^

Rin: I’ll come back if I can

Reo: Ok!!!!

Nagi: Another light bulb broke

Yukimiya: Nagi put the bulbs down

Nagi: Oki

Kaiser: Did any of you add Hugo

Isagi: OH SHIT I FORGOT

Kaiser: Of course you did

Kaiser has added 1 new member

Isagi: HELLO!!!!!

Isagi: Welcome to our little messy and chaotic home

Hugo: Hello

Isagi: There’s a bunch of us here across grades and activities

Isagi: They’re all really cool don’t worry

Charles: Fresh meat.

Shidou: Can we do the hazing ritual

Isagi: Ignore them we don’t haze people.

Chigiri: Isagi you said the only way for me to join is if I ran around the track until I passed out

Isagi: ???????

Isagi: your ragebait won’t work on me

Kaiser: Isagi’s the meanest person in this groupchat

Kaiser: Be wary of him

Isagi: Michael.

Ness: Oh shit new person!

Ness: Hi I’m Alexis but you can call me Ness!!!!

Ness: I’m captain of both the dance and colorguard team yippee!!!!

Shidou: I’m too lazy to introduce myself

Isagi: That’s Shidou

Isagi: He’s gay

Shidou: ??????

Shidou: Ok yea but why’s that the only important thing about me to mention

Kaiser: Isagi’s homophobic

Isagi: I???? Have a boyfriend?????

Kaiser: Homophobe

Isagi: You make me want to rip my hair out oh my god

Chigiri: Oh hi Hugo

Charles: He hasn’t said anything

Lorenzo: He probably saved himself by muting this hellhole

Hugo: I did

Lorenzo: Well damn

Hugo: You all have a lot to say all at the same time

Reo: Hey are your lashes fake

Hugo: Dunno

Reo: FUCK

Aryu: You NEVER ask that as an immediate question

Niko: Aryu can you drive me to get food

Aryu: Of course Niko you’re so sweet for asking

Aryu: Unlike that broke bum.

Aiku: First of all

Aiku: I pay for my fucking food

Lorenzo: Didn’t know lying was a new hobby you picked up Oliver

Ness: Hehehheheheh you’re funny

Kaiser: Hehe you’re funny my name’s Ness 

Ness: Heyyyyyy :( 

Lorenzo: Every time you try to be mean to Ness it looks like you’re kicking an already injured puppy it’s sad

Ness: YEA

Ness: Wait what the fuck why am I always a dog when people make analogies about me

Rin: Ms. Anri asked for us and told us to pick a color

Rin: And then dismissed us

Rin: What does this mean

Ness: What color did you guys choose?

Chigiri: Yellow

Rin: Light yellow

Ness: I picked purple

Hiori: I picked blue ngl

Rin: Of course you fucking did

Otoya: Why’re we picking colors

Chigiri: No fucking clue

Hugo: Can I ask a question

Chigiri: Oh yeah sure

Hugo: If this gc is for general matters and whatnot, why do you all talk about your activities in it?

Chigiri: Um

Chigiri: No clue ngl just feels natural

Rin: Are we not fucking allowed to???

Rin: I don’t see your point

Hugo: It's kind of exclusionary, no?

Rin: Dude what

Rin: Literally how

Isagi: Rin be nice

Rin: How was I being mean the question was weird

Isagi: You could’ve worded it better I mean

Rin: ?????

Isagi: Idk like it seemed like a genuine question and then you immediately got snappy

Rin: So I can't respond to a question that's OBVIOUSLY kinda bitchy???

Rin: Ok man.

Rin: What fucking ever I guess.

Rin: No.

Rin: Yknow what Isagi?

Rin: Fuck off.

Rin: Like actually

Isagi: What the fuck did I do??????

Rin has removed 1 member

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Incoming call from Rin 🦉

Sae: “Hello?”

Rin 🦉: “I’m not a dick right?”

Sae: “What happened…?”

Rin 🦉: “They fucking added Hugo to the groupchat and then he’s already being kind of a dick pointing out how we’re all ‘loud’ like hello you’re in a GIANT friend group chat of course we’re loud”

Sae: “Mhm”

Rin 🦉: “So then Me, Chigiri, Ness, Otoya, and Hiori are talking about how Ms. Anri asked us about colors”

Sae: “Did he get mad you were interrupting him or something”

Rin 🦉: “Sae he wasn’t even FUCKING TALKING. LIKE AT ALL.”

Sae: “So he joins, and the first thing that he points out is that everyone talks a lot?”

Rin 🦉: “I shit you not that’s what happened.”

Sae: “What the fuck?”

Rin 🦉: “From that I already didn’t really like him but I didn’t say anything because I’m not gonna immediately start something”

Sae: “I would’ve”

Rin 🦉: “I should’ve honestly. But anyways he goes ‘oh can I ask a question?’ Chigiri says sure because there was no real reason to say no”

Sae: “Mhm”

Rin 🦉: “He asks why we talk about our activities in the group chat if it’s a general place for everyone”

Sae: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Rin 🦉: “That’s exactly what I fucking said”

Sae: “It sounds like he’s just being a dick for no reason”

Rin 🦉: “He was. So I asked why does it matter. Chigiri says that we always do that or whatever”

Sae: “And she’s right because we do”

Rin 🦉: “Exactly. But Isagi comes in and starts white-knighting for Hugo saying I’m being mean and I should’ve been nicer”

Sae: “But Hugo started it”

Rin 🦉: “That’s not even why I’m mad. Isagi did it in the group chat in front of EVERYONE.”

Sae: “Damn”

Rin 🦉: “So I got mad and left. Everyone fucking does that. Everyone treats me like I’m aggressive all the time and it pisses me off because I’m not that mean. Sure I get mad at stuff but why’s it always a problem or something to point out when I do it.”

Sae: “I’m gonna say something and you’re gonna have to hear me out”

Rin 🦉: “Depends on what you say”

Sae: “You MIGHT need to tell them you’re autistic…..”

Rin 🦉: “Absolutely not.”

Sae: “Rin you can’t complain about them doing stuff that upsets you and them not understanding your behavior when you refuse to tell them the one thing that would clarify that—”

Rin 🦉: “They’re gonna think of me differently…”

Sae: “I can guarantee you they won’t” 

Rin 🦉: “I guess—”

Sae: “Want me to pick you up? I can get you something to eat if you want”

Rin 🦉: “I want pizza”

Sae: “Got it”

Rin 🦉: “Did mom and dad call yet?”

Sae: “Nope”

Rin 🦉: “Oh.. uh— okay…”

Sae: “I’ll see you in a bit I’ll start heading there now. Love you”

Rin 🦉: “I love you too. See ya”

Call ended.

The creativelings

Hugo: Well that’s awkward

Isagi: Don’t mind him I think it’s just an off day for him

Isagi: Rin’s usually not that aggressive

Lorenzo: What’s awkward is the fact you have a big ass mouth for someone who just joined

Isagi: Guys

Isagi: Let’s not fight

Isagi: Please

Hugo: :p 

Reo: Update

Reo: I lost my car keys.

Aiku: You’d lose your head if it wasn’t attached to your body

Reo: Shut the hell up you sound like my grandma

Lorenzo: Reo be kind to your elders

Lorenzo: Especially ones who look 72 at 19

Aiku: 72 is crazy work 

Lorenzo: That barely existing mustache is crazy work

Aiku: Bitches love it

Ness: Bitches in the big 25…..

Isagi: Don’t call them bitches bro… 💔

Lorenzo: Only “bitches” you’re pulling are gay men with shitty taste

Kaiser: WHOAAAA

Chigiri: The senior citizens are fighting aww

Lorenzo: You’re lucky I didn’t meet you last year

Isagi: Fuck……

Kunigami: Guess who passed his history test

Ness: History..? Nah HIS story good job king we’re proud of you

Kaiser: I need to choke you like how homer chokes bart

Ness: What

Kaiser: The simpsons you idiot

Ness: Yeah what is that

Aiku: You don’t know the simpsons at your grown ass age

Karasu: CRAZY ASS NOTIFICATION TO COME BACK TO

Karasu: YOU DON’T KNOW THE SIMPSONS???

Karasu: SAY SIKE RN

Ness: I don’t know what it is….

Charles: @Loki do you see this

Charles: @Loki 

Charles: @Loki 

Loki: I got the notification the first time, Charles

Loki: Yes I can see that Ness doesn’t know the simpsons

Charles: That’s fucking crazy right

Loki: Not really

Charles: WHAT

Charles: YOU’RE A LIAR

Shidou: Horrible influence

Shidou: Dw Charles it’s completely crazy

Shidou: We should skin Ness alive

Ness: WHAT

Kaiser: Alexis. I’ve known you since I was 7 years old. And you’re telling me for the past 18 years of your life, you didn’t know what the simpsons is.

Ness: No….

Isagi: What the fuck did you watch as a kid

Ness: Nothing really

Ness: My parents said tv dumbs you down

Ness: And I can’t be dumb to go into science

Lorenzo: The concept of not watching tv…..

Ness: I mean like I do now

Ness: I just didn’t get to until I was older

Isagi: You started watching tv when slop came out

Aiku: Motherfucker missed wizards of waverly place

Kaiser: So did YOU 

Kaiser: It ended in 2012

Aiku: I still watched it

Isagi: You missed when Disney XD was good

Chigiri: Does Disney XD even exist anymore

Ness: Wasn’t disney channel pointlessly gendered?

Isagi: Huh wdym

Ness: Like wasn’t the normal disney channel aimed for girls while disney xd was made for boys or something

Isagi: I thought Disney XD was just for cartoons

Karasu: None of these shows are important

Karasu: Ness you missed the utter PINNACLE of fiction that was Andi Mack

Isagi: What the fuck is that

Kaiser: You’re the only person who knows that show

Lorenzo: Is that the one where there was this girl whose sister was actually her mom or something

Karasu: YES

Karasu: ME AND OTOYA ARE REWATCHING IT TOGETHER

Otoya: Truly ahead of its time it had gay people in it

Ness: Huh

Ness: I thought Disney was homophobic

Otoya: They’re homophobic in a non homophobic way

Shidou: Think of it as like someone says “I’m not racist I have black friends” or something like that

Ness: Ohhhhhhhhhh

Karasu: Also Reo I unfortunately cannot help out in the auditorium my mom is picking me up

Reo: No yeah that’s completely fine

Reo: I’m um

Reo: Stranded at the gas station right now

Karasu: Well…!

Yukimiya: I’m taking a 15 minute break before I have a nervous breakdown

Reo: DUDE GO HOME PLEASE

Yukimiya: “Guys I understand you have other priorities but nothing was done over the weekend…. You’ll have to stay after school today”

Reo: Chris can’t even run the fucking choir right let alone theatre

Reo: YES I say that with my full chest despite being president I DON’T FUCKING CARE

Yukimiya: He makes me want to violently start sobbing

Aiku: Just remember he’s bitchless with no kids

Yukimiya: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HELP DAMN

Yukimiya: Where’s the power saw

Lorenzo: What could possibly require a power saw

Bachira: CHAINSAW MAN

Isagi: Bad Bachira no references in general

Bachira: Aw man

Isagi: Yeah repent boy

Isagi: Also gimme a second

Private messages with livingdeadgirl

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Yo are you good?

You cannot contact this user

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: WHAT

You cannot contact this user

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: WHAT THE FUCK??????

You cannot contact this user

The creativelings

Isagi: Hey am I the only person struggling to message Rin

Isagi: I was gonna add him back here

Bachira: I CAN TRY!!!!!

Private messages with livingdeadgirl

Crazy:B: Rinnnnn

livingdeadgirl: Huh

livingdeadgirl: What’s up

Crazy:B: Isagi tried messaging you

livingdeadgirl: For what.

Crazy:B: Do you wanna be added back to the gc?

livingdeadgirl: No.

Crazy:B: Is it because of earlier?

livingdeadgirl: Yes.

Crazy:B: Okiii

Crazy:B: Do you want me to tell him you didn’t respond back?

livingdeadgirl: Do whatever you want.

Crazy:B: KK!!!!

The creativelings

Bachira: No response yet!!!

Hugo: You were gone quite a long time for “no response”

Bachira: My mommy called me

Isagi: Imagine I got blocked

Isagi: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA

Bachira: I dunno Isagi maybe you should leave it for now

Isagi: No I wanna add Rin back

Bachira: Let Rin just message you back later instead maybe?

Isagi: Shhh I have an idea

Stupid Trio

Isagi: RIN

Isagi: @Rin RIN

Isagi: RINNNNNNNNN

Isagi: BOY.

Isagi: FUCKING RESPOND

Isagi: @Rin 

Isagi: @Rin 

Isagi: @Rin 

Rin has removed 1 member

Isagi: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

The creativelings

Isagi: Well

Isagi: I’ll fix it at school on Monday

Ness: I just got home oh my god

Ness: I can finally take a nap

Aiku: This week seemed so long for no reason

Ness: NO YEA??????

Ness: I felt like I spent more time at school than at home

Isagi: Because you have

Ness: I kinda need to redye my hair but also I like whatever color it is rn….

Aiku: Spin a wheel

Ness: Too much effort

Chigiri: You sound like Nagi after having to do any mild task

Nagi: Nagi simply knows his limits

Aryu: We love a self aware king ♥️

Nagi: Can Nagi go home now

Yukimiya: I guess man

Kunigami: Yukimiya if you need any help I could come there

Yukimiya: PLEASE.

Nagi: Nagi’s sense of morality is telling him to stay but his heart is telling him to go home

Reo: Wait do you guys know if Rin’s coming back to help

Reo: I just wanna keep track of everyone who’s helping

Yukimiya: No clue but Rin helped me sweep up glass and move some stuff off stage

Reo: Oki

Sae: I took Rin home.

Reo: ALR ALR!!!! Tell Rin I’ll have something for him on Monday for helping!!!

Sae: Will do.

Chigiri: Sorry to like interrupt but when do we have to do the improv game….

Reo: Like? Tuesday? Or Wednesday?

Reo: He’ll announce it on Monday

Reo: Tech crew you guys are participating btw

Karasu: Can I get people outside of theatre to join…

Reo: Yes Karasu you can get your gay lover to join

Karasu: WHAT GAY LOVER?????

Reo: You know EXACTLY who I’m talking about.

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Unc gc

Lorenzo: I have news

Aiku: Who the fuck made the gc name Unc gc

Rin: I did

Aiku: Oh hey RIn

Aiku: You good btw?

Rin: Yea

Rin: What’s the news

Lorenzo: No no no

Lorenzo: Not you

Rin: What

Lorenzo: Wait how old are you again

Rin: 16

Rin: Why

Lorenzo: Yeah definitely not

Rin: What the fuck????

Lorenzo: Wait

Lorenzo: How old’s Nagi

Nagi: Nagi turns 18 soon

Sendou: You both being the youngest juniors always throws me off

Sendou: Especially Nagi I keep thinking you’re a sophomore

Nagi: Nagi simply has natural aegyo

Rin: Insert that one image of ishowspeed

Aiku: You can…. Send the actual photo….

Aiku: I hope you know that

Rin: I don’t wanna

Aiku: It’s not that hard to find a fucking image

Nagi: No Nagi gets it completely

Nagi: Nagi wants to mute every group chat he’s in because he doesn’t like the amount of notifications but that’s too much effort Nagi doesn’t wanna do that

Lorenzo: Yo can I ask you a question

Lorenzo: Why do you speak in 3rd person

Nagi: Nagi started talking like that when he was younger and just didn’t stop

Nagi: Nagi can speak in first person it just takes his brain more time to kinda process talking in it

Nagi: It’s like talking in a different language

Lorenzo: Insightful

Kaiser: We get it you increased your vocabulary

Lorenzo: Yeah and there’s a word I know to describe you

Lorenzo: Troglodyte.

Kaiser: You’re the type of man to be a milk maid in medieval times and show your ankles to any man who asked

Ness: ME

Ness: I WANNA SEE YOUR ANKLES

Ness: Mb.

Sendou: Yeah there’s no coming back from this….

Rin: Stand up he’s supposed to beg for YOUR ankles

Nagi: Nagi thinks you should be the pretty milk maid instead

Sae: What.

Shidou: Roleplay idea we’re all in medieval times

Rin: I want to be the king’s heir to the throne that dies at 17

Shidou: Wow you actually wanna participate

Rin: I was gonna roleplay fucking omegaverse with Otoya of course I would

Sae: Can I be a plague doctor?

Shidou: The plague hasn’t come in our rp yet

Shidou: We gotta get there

Aryu: I shall be the prettiest royal knight there is

Shidou: Ok slay

Sae: Can I be a normal doctor?

Shidou: Sure

Ness: LORENZO GENUINELY SENT ME A PIC OF HIS FUCKING ANKLES.

Lorenzo: I merely did what was demanded of me

Rin: I sent you my ankles please respond

Lorenzo: What’s the medieval equivalent of a pimp

Shidou: So you’re a priest

Shidou: Got it

Lorenzo: I don’t know how to feel about this potential anti religion rhetoric

Shidou: No this is a genuine thing priests slept with nuns in the covenant

Lorenzo: Ah so now I’m a douche bag

Kaiser: Fits you perfectly

Lorenzo: Kaiser you should be the village wench

Sae: Agreeable sentiment.

Kaiser: I don’t wanna hear anything from you medical malpractice

Ness: Oh wow that was an insult indeed!

Kaiser: Ness you’re move away from me getting you executed for witchcraft

Aiku: WITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sendou: Ok backtracking to earlier what were you gonna tell us earlier

Lorenzo: Oh yea

Lorenzo: Some guy’s throwing a party

Lorenzo: 18+ shit

Aiku: Will not be in attendance I have a date

Sendou: Poor fucking girl

Sae: I’m not going.

Lorenzo: Lameeee

Ness: My plans this weekend are to fucking SLEEP I’m tired

Nagi: Nagi plans to stay up to 9 am playing valorant

Rin: Of all games

Rin: You choose valorant

Nagi: Nagi just wants to be better at the game than Otoya

Rin: Ykw

Rin: Fair

Barou: Lorenzo don’t you have 30 missing assignments

Lorenzo: Fuck does that have to do with partying

Barou: Maybe you should do them instead of spending your entire weekend getting drunk and somehow ending up at my fucking house

Lorenzo: Can’t a man party in fucking peace

Aryu: Better question

Aryu: We’ve been in school for a month how do you already have that many missing assignments….

Rin: I have like 2 missing

Rin: To be fair I was at the doctor and Ego’s a dick and doesn’t take late work even with a valid excuse

Sae: Ego’s hellbent on ruining everyone’s lives for some reason.

Rin: Please get him out of AP Lang I’m actually so sick and fucking tired

Sendou: AP Lang makes me wanna hurt someone

Aiku: Me too guys I’m totally included in this convo 

Rin: Hate when a grown ass man tries to be included in everything

Sae: Literally.

Aiku: I’m getting 2v1ed rn this isn’t fair

Rin: What isn’t fair is the fact you genuinely wake up everyday and choose to subject us to seeing that god awful facial hair of yours

Aiku: BOOOOOOOOOOO Lorenzo made that joke

Nagi: Nagi sees Bunny online

Sae: This was fun.

Sae: Bye.

Sendou: TW Bunny Iglesias

Bunny: Aww come on I’m not that bad right? ^^

Sendou: Utterly awful.

Rin: Can you go back to whatever hole you crawled out of

Nagi: He crawled out of the pits of hell

Shidou: I miss my freshman can I let Charles in

Bunny: The whole universe combusts if you do 

Shidou: I don’t fucking like any of you guys to care enough

Rin: Fuck you and that fat fuck of a bear give me my shirt back.

Shidou: I will make sure you get the NASTIEST most ATROCIOUS fade if you ask me for that fucking shirt one more time.

Rin: .

Sendou: Think about what you say next

Lorenzo: No no no

Lorenzo: I wanna see what he says

Rin: Listen up you pink haired bitch you give me my fucking shit back or i’ll stomp on you into a small brown stain and show your cockroach mother what happened to the end of her bloodline.

Rin: I’ll beat your bitchass so hard you wish you were in an alternate reality where you devoted your life to soccer.

Shidou: The second part?

Rin: You pissed me off so much I need to actually take a fucking nap I hope you burn in hell.

Lorenzo: So he just needs to be put down for a nap like a baby

Lorenzo: Do you want a bed time story too

Nagi: When Nagi was younger instead of his mom reading him the very hungry caterpillar she made it about seals

Aiku: So the very hungry seal?

Shidou: What about the caterpillar going through metamorfisis 

Aiku: Motherfucker what

Shidou: Metermorfisis 

Nagi: That’s not how you’re supposed to spell it

Lorenzo: Let him figure this out

Shidou: Metamoreficis

Shidou: Metal gear solid

Barou: Metal gear mentioned at what cost

Kaiser: why was saying metal gear solid closer

Shidou: NO I GOT THIS

Shidou: MEDAMORPHISOS

Sendou: JUST LOOK UP THE WORD YOU DUMB CUNT OH MY GOD YOU PISS ME OFF

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Private messages with livingdeadgirl

Crazy:B: Rin

Crazy:B: Look I know what happened was fresh but can we talk about it

livingdeadgirl: I just got settled in to take a nap wtf

Crazy:B: I reread the messages and stuff 

livingdeadgirl: Okay…..?

Crazy:B: I need you to HEAR ME OUT. Before you just leave and stop replying again

livingdeadgirl: What

Crazy:B: All 3 of you are wrong here. But it’s mostly you

livingdeadgirl: Hugo literally started it?????

Crazy:B: Rin

Crazy:B: Let me finish

livingdeadgirl: You’re making no fucking sense

Crazy:B: I’m about to make sense 

Crazy:B: Just stop speaking for a second

livingdeadgirl: Fine

Crazy:B: YES. Hugo is wrong for coming off the way he did. 

Crazy:B: YES. I think Isagi should’ve addressed it with you privately

Crazy:B: But at the same time, he didn’t have to.

Crazy:B: You started coming after Hugo, and he responded for calling you out for that

livingdeadgirl: But I wouldn’t have done it if Hugo didn’t come at me and Chigiri for talking to each other?

Crazy:B: Rin I love you

Crazy:B: You’re acting a bit dumb right now

livingdeadgirl: Oh fuck off

Crazy:B: There’s nuance to this situation and I need you to understand that

Crazy:B: You were correct to feel how you feel about what Hugo was doing but addressing it the way you did wasn’t the move

Crazy:B: I could even argue that you made the same mistake as Isagi where you could’ve just addressed it in dms instead

Crazy:B: You started being aggressive first

livingdeadgirl: Oh my fucking god fine I’ll join the gc again and apologize for being the most miserable piece of shit there is and I should never fucking hold an opinion again because you were sent to mediate the situation because I’m WAYYYYYY to aggressive to talk to normally

Crazy:B: Nobody sent me to mediate anything?

Crazy:B: You both are my friends and I don’t like seeing you two fight

Crazy:B: Anyways

Crazy:B: Ok for starters, you don’t need to apologize in the gc. You need to apologize to both Hugo and Isagi personally because you lashed out on both of them

Crazy:B: Second of all, you aren’t a miserable piece of shit, you just REALLY need to work on constantly yelling at people for small things you register in your head as attacks

Crazy:B: Everything can be explained without you immediately snapping at people

Crazy:B: Sometimes walking away from a situation works

Crazy:B: Not everything needs aggression in response

Crazy:B: You can have opinions and I love when you express your opinions on things because you’re usually right, but right now you’re really wrong here

Crazy:B: I’ll still be your friend and I DEEPLY care about you, so that’s why I felt the need to tell you.

Crazy:B: I can’t stop you from being added to the gc early, you can do your own things. But in my PERSONAL opinion, you need to apologize to both of them

livingdeadgirl Yea

livingdeadgirl: I mean I get it

livingdeadgirl: I just

livingdeadgirl: Idk

livingdeadgirl: I guess to me Hugo was like being aggressive so I needed to match his energy

Crazy:B: But Isagi wasn’t

livingdeadgirl: I thought he was just being a dick for no reason

Crazy:B: Understandable

livingdeadgirl: Still not an excuse I know

Crazy:B: Mhm! 

livingdeadgirl: Bachira

Crazy:B: Yess..?

livingdeadgirl: Can I um

livingdeadgirl: Can I tell you something

Crazy:B: Of course!

Private messages with Crazy:B

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Bachira I’m like going batshit right now

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Did Rin block me?

Crazy:B: I’m NAWT gonna lie to you bud

Crazy:B: I think he did….

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: FUCKKKKKKKK

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG BRO

Crazy:B: I have an epiphany

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Okay….

Crazy:B: The stuff that happened with Hugo earlier

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Ohh

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Damn maybe I was wrong

Crazy:B: Well… Yes AND no….

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: FUCK I FEEL BAD NOW

Crazy:B: Ok just listen to me before you do anything that potentially makes this situation harder to fix

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: YES

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: OK

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Lay your wisdom on me

Crazy:B: You’re not wrong for calling Rin out

Crazy:B: I just think you should’ve done it in dms

Crazy:B: But also I can see why you did it in the gc

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I’m gonna be so real with you….

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I thought Rin was joking at first

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: So that’s why I was like “oh be nice”

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I DIDN’T THINK HE WAS ACTUALLY MAD AT HUGO

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I didn’t know he was being serious until he responded to me

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Then I just continued it there because I didn’t know what to do I like panicked 

Crazy:B: So you tried adding onto the bit

Crazy:B: I see I see……

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: I feel really bad wtf

Crazy:B: Don’t worry!!!! I’m sure Rin would understand once you actually get to talk to him

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Do you wanna try calling him on 3-way….

Crazy:B: Isagi

Crazy:B: I think you should wait to address this in person

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Yeah

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: We’ll talk on Monday

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: Trust

Crazy:B: Glad that’s settled!!!!

Crazy:B: My mama’s gonna take me out for dinner :3

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO LUCKY

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING

Crazy:B: A restaurant neither of us ever tried before

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: SOUNDS FUN DUDE

Yocchan σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡: TELL YOUR MOM I SAID HI BTW

Crazy:B: Ofc ofc!!!!!

The creativelings

Ness: I keep seeing those videos where people pack those scoop orders and I wanna buy one of those so bad

Kaiser: You’re overconsumption final boss

Ness: FINAL BOSS?????

Kaiser: Yes.

Kaiser: Final boss.

Yukimiya: Erm I’m gonna play a widdle devil’s advocate here

Yukimiya: Overconsumption is buying multiples of one thing that serve the same function or purpose

Kaiser: So collecting is overconsumption now

Yukimiya: You’re ragebaiting me and I’ll tell you right fucking now it’s not gonna work.

Bunny: Hello everyone!

Ness: SCATTER

Hugo: I’m confused

Hugo: What’s so bad about Bunny

Sae: Don’t trust his rabbit-like appearance, he’s satan reincarnate.

Hiori: Who’s satan

Hiori: OH FUCK

Hiori: OTOYA HOLD ME

Otoya: No

Hiori: BACHIRA HOLD ME

Bachira: Heh.. Ofc king

Isagi: You guys are fucking gay

Isagi: You.

Bunny: Long time no see Isagi!

Isagi: DON’T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE WE’RE FRIENDS 

Isagi: OUR BEEF KNOWS NO ENDS.

Kaiser: Do you have one sided beef with every senior you meet

Isagi: THAT MAN RIGHT THERE PULLS LITTLE TRICKS ON ME EVERY TIME I GO TO ART

Bunny: You’re just gullible it’s so funny!

Bunny: Speaking of gullible

Bunny: Look at your ceiling

Isagi: No.

Bunny: Just do it

Isagi: NO FUCK YOU

Bunny: Aww man 

Aiku: Look up or you’re gay

Isagi: And proud dipshit I love my boyfriend

Kurona: :D 

Isagi: KURONAAAA

Isagi: HAI

Kurona: Hi hi

Nagi: Nagi’s happy about the couple’s reunion or whatever but he’s having major issues right now

Reo: Oh shit

Reo: What’s wrong

Nagi: Nagi can’t submit his homework that’s due today because canvas is down

Aiku: Canvas after breaking every goddam week

Aiku: Holy fuck

Sendou: Did you try closing the tab and reopening it

Kaiser: Wowwwww Sendou your advice is SOOOOOOO helpful and it’ll TOTALLY work mhm yeah totally

Sendou: Michael I will fuck your mother, become your stepfather, and ground you.

Chigiri: Lord have mercy

Karasu: CHIGIRI OUR SISTERS KNOW EACH OTHER.

Chigiri: What.

Karasu: MY SISTER WAS SHOWING PICTURES TO MY MOM THAT SHE TOOK WHILE SHE WAS AT SCHOOL AND I SAW A GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FUCKING SISTER

Chigiri: WHATTTTTTT

Karasu: WHAT’S YOUR SISTER’S NAME 

Chigiri: Oh it’s Koyuki

Karasu: Is she single.

Chigiri: YOU’RE NOT GONNA DATE MY FUCKING SISTER DAMMIT

Reo: HELLO???????

Karasu: 3 year age gap ain’t even that bad

Chigiri: I’M NOT LETTING YOU DATE MY 20 YEAR OLD SISTER.

Sendou: Unlike this FOOL I’m actually of age.

Chigiri: I HATE ALL OF YOU

Reo: I know Koyuki personally

Karasu: Ayo…. What’s she like

Chigiri: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

Chigiri: I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT

Chigiri: ESPECIALLY YOU KARASU

Reo: LMFAO????

Chigiri: I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY TIME PEOPLE SEE ME AND HER IN PUBLIC THEY APPROACH ME TO TRY AND GET WITH HER

Chigiri: I’M NOT GONNA HELP YOU WITH THAT BULLSHIT I’LL TELL YOU SHE’S GAY IDGAF

Reo: KOYUKI LIKES GIRLS??????

Chigiri: No she’s straight

Chigiri: I’m just a liar

Nagi: Nagi remembers the time Koyuki gave him a bag of nerds gummy clusters

Nagi: Nagi owes her his life.

Shidou: If I shoot my shot could I bag your sister

Chigiri: The blocklist grows bigger

Karasu: I ACTUALLY GOT BLOCKED HOLY SHIT

Chigiri: What did Karasu say I can’t see it

Bunny: “Chigiri’s sister is so fucking fine chat”

Karasu: STOP

Karasu: I DIDN’T FUCKING SAY THAT

Karasu: HE’S A FUCKING LIAR

Karasu: CHIGIRI DON’T LISTEN TO HIS BULLSHIT

Bunny: Wow he’s really passionate about your sister being cute!

Chigiri: Don’t come to school on monday Karasu Tabito.

Karasu: I DIDN’T FUCKING SAY THAT SHE WAS CUTE I STOPPED PLEASEEEEEEE

Kaiser: Oh what’s this? You’re gonna beat Chigiri’s ass on monday?

Chigiri: Bitch I bring pepper spray I’ll fight dirty.

Kunigami: He didn’t actually say that

Bunny: Booooo you’re no funnnn

Chigiri: Oh

Chigiri: Bunny consider yourself and OPP

Chigiri: And your little chopped blue haired minion too

Kaiser: CHOPPED?????

Kaiser: CHOPPED??????

Kaiser: ONLY THING CHOPPED HERE IS THAT FUCKASS HAIR STYLE YOU WEAR EVERY DAY.

Chigiri: Why’s this 19 year old arguing with me I’m only 16 bro

Kaiser: I’ll kill you

Chigiri: Andddd you’ll go to big boy prison

Chigiri: Death by lethal injection

Kaiser: I’ll torment you in hell.

Chigiri: I’m going to heaven weirdo

Kaiser: Sure……

Chigiri: Nagi find this guy’s IP address

Nagi: Nagi can’t do that

Chigiri: Boy I said find his fucking IP address

Nagi: Fine…….

Private messages with Keepers of their destiny

livingdeadgirl: Um. Hi Hugo

Keepers of their destiny: Who is this?

livingdeadgirl: It’s Rin

Keepers of their destiny: Ohhhh

Keepers of their destiny: Hello Rin

livingdeadgirl: I wanted to apologize about earlier

livingdeadgirl: I shouldn’t have come at you like that

livingdeadgirl: I thought you were like. Being a bitch or whatever so I got mad

Keepers of their destiny: Ahh I see

Keepers of their destiny: I will admit I worded my question wrong

Keepers of their destiny: I had no intention of being rude or combative, I was curious

Keepers of their destiny: I personally didn’t see anything wrong with actually doing it, I just wanted some more information first

Keepers of their destiny: I’m sorry for coming off rudely

Keepers of their destiny: Pointing things out prematurely before elaborating on what I mean is one of my weaknesses

livingdeadgirl: I get it. I’m the same way in a sense

livingdeadgirl: I promise I’m not always like that

Keepers of their destiny: I assumed so. The others seem to hold you in high regard

Keepers of their destiny: I won’t let this dampen my interpretation of you

livingdeadgirl: So we’re good?

Keepers of their destiny: Yes

Keepers of their destiny: I look forward to getting to know you better, Rin

livingdeadgirl: Yeah

livingdeadgirl: Same here

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T chart

Isagi: Hey guys

Isagi: Do any of you perchance carry pain medication on you at school

Chigiri: Are we doing drugs at school now I’m confew

Ness: Dammit Isagi if you want drugs just make a craigslist ad like every normal person

Chigiri: Yeah man how do you think I get estrogen

Isagi: NEITHER OF YOU ARE FUNNY.

Kunigami: If it’s for what I think it is I do

Isagi: Kunigami I’m not a fucking DRUG ADDICT I’ll just be in pain for the next week

Kunigami: Ohhhhh

Kunigami: No yeah just ask on Monday

Isagi: Kunigami I’ll give you my first born child

Kunigami: Oh god please don’t

Chigiri: Give it to me I want it

Isagi: I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY KID YOU DON’T DESERVE IT

Ness: Chigiri has to deal with transmisogyny that’s already enough

Isagi: What kind of dark woke is this….

Chigiri: So you don’t think I could be a good mom because I’m not a cis woman?

Isagi: HEY. SO I NEVER SAID THAT.

Chigiri: Wowwww I never thought you’d stoop so low..

Isagi: I HATE THIS FUCKING GROUP CHAT ALL I DID WAS TRY TO ASK FOR SOME FUCKING TYLENOL

Chigiri: And now you’re addicted to drugs too. Great. Not only are you a transphobe but you’re a drug addict

Isagi: I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Chigiri: Feeling is mutual bud you said I couldn’t be a good mom

The creativelings

Hiori: Why is nobody online wtf

Hiori: Wake up guys I’m bored

Otoya: So suddenly I’m nobody?

Hiori: Who’s this bum speaking to me rn

Bachira: Hai guys I’m at dinner with my mama

Hiori: TELL YOUR MOM I SAID HELLO

Bachira: Oki

Otoya: Wait if it’s only us should we move to the other thing then

Hiori: OH

Hiori: Uhhhh

Hiori: If you wanna

Hiori: Idm

I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI 🔥🔥🔥

Hiori: Ok hai

Bachira: I don’t know what to order blehh

Bachira: All of the stuff looks too fancy for my underdeveloped food pallette

Otoya: Boi wth boi

Hiori: Execution at midnight.

Otoya: GOD YOU’RE A FUCKING DICK 

Otoya: The ladies love my ability to be caught up with current trends

Hiori: One day in the future I’m gonna remind you of the fact you genuinely said boi wth boi with NO FUCKING SHAME

Otoya: And I’ll do it again

Otoya: Boi wth boi

Bachira: The ladies are begging you to stop

Bachira: I speak on their behalf

Otoya: Love how the CEO of women isn’t a woman but rather a nonbinary person

Otoya: Something something patriarchy

Hiori: I ordered pizza

Otoya: Hey man.

Otoya: Lemme come over.

Hiori: NO YOU GAY CHUD

Otoya: OH FUCK YOU

Otoya: THE ENSTARRIE CAN COME OVER WHENEVER THEY WANT BUT NOT ME?????

Bachira: Whoa.

Bachira: I’m not an enstarrie I just like Crazy:B

Otoya: You have an ita bag dedicated to Niki Shiina you canNOT say you don’t like enstars.

Bachira: I HAVE AN ITA BAG BECAUSE I’M AN OSHIKATSU

Bachira: NIKI’S BEEN MY OSHI SINCE THE GAME DROPPED DON’T FUCK WITH ME

Otoya: My name Bachira I like enstars

Bachira: You’re the reason I’m not paying attention to my MOMMY right now.

Bachira: Anyway food’s here bai I’ll talk to you both in a bit :3

Hiori: Byeeee Bachira you’ll be misseddddd 

Otoya: Wanna call

Hiori: No.

Incoming call from Hio wio 🫧

Hio wio 🫧: “What the hell do you want”

Otoya: “I’m bored”

Hio wio 🫧: “SIGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Wanna play overwatch?”

Otoya: “Right now? Lowkey no”

Hio wio 🫧: “Oh thank god I thought you were gonna say yes”

Otoya: “Suddenly I wanna hop on right now…..”

Hio wio 🫧: “And yer gonna be playin’ alone how about THAT.”

Otoya: “But if was Bachira you’d say yes…. Your crush on them is painfully fucking obvious by the way”

Hio wio 🫧: “Who told you.”

Otoya: “What?”

Hio wio 🫧: “DID THAT SON OF A BITCH KARASU SNITCH OH MY GOD I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED HIS ASS. I SHOULDA JUST TOLD RIN THAT KARASU LIKES HIM”

Otoya: “So I was right”

Hio wio 🫧: “Huh”

Otoya: “I was making a joke but you confessed it so now I know. Congrats. You’re fucking stupid”

Hio wio 🫧: “Suddenly I have to go—”

Otoya: “Hang up this fucking call I’ll beat your ASS. Tell me everything”

Hio wio 🫧: “NO BRUH. THAT SHIT ONLY WORKS ON KARASU I’M NOT TELLIN’ YOU SHIT”

Otoya: “Pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Hio wio 🫧: “Freshman year.”

Otoya: “Huh"

Hio wio 🫧: “I’ve liked Bachira since freshman year.”

Otoya: “Aww wait that’s really cute. Wait if you’ve liked them for so long why didn’t you say anything?”

Hio wio 🫧: “Stuff…..”

Otoya: “What stuff”

Hio wio 🫧: “NONE OF YER FUCKIN’ BUSINESS HOW ‘BOUT THAT”

Otoya: “You’re no fun’

Hio wio 🫧: “I’m gonna be so honest right now I’d rather be playin’ overwatch right now then have this conversation”

Otoya: “Later I don’t wanna play right now”

Hio wio 🫧: “What’re you doin’ now?”

Otoya: “Well now I’m telling Nanase and Karasu about how you just told me about your crush on Bachira”

Hio wio 🫧: “I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I H—”

Otoya: “Love you too Yori”

Hio wio 🫧: “I’m gonna fucking hang up on you— hold on my mom’s callin’ me downstairs real quick”

Otoya: “Don’t keep daddy waiting too long kitten.. Heh”

Hio wio 🫧: “I hope I get grounded so I never have to talk to you again”

Otoya: “If you get grounded I’ll die of a heart break”

Hio wio 🫧: “Oh shut the hell up. Anyways I’ll call you back”

Otoya: “Byeee Yoriiiii”

Hio wio 🫧: “Bye!!!”

Private messages with Crow

Genji (derogatory): I’m cooked Karasu.

Genji (derogatory): Fried

Genji (derogatory): SAUTEED

Crow: Whoa whoa whoa

Crow: What happened?

Genji (derogatory): Me and Hiori were on the phone or whatever and then I made a joke about him having a crush on Bachira AND HE ADMITTED TO IT

Crow: Sorry I’m not woke enough about polyamory how is this bad?

Genji (derogatory): BECAUSE if they both like each other they’re gonna date and they probably don’t even fucking like me like that and AAAAAAAA Karasu I need you to slime me out IMMEDIATELY

Genji (derogatory): Karasu.

Genji (derogatory): KARASU

Crow: I WAS TALKING TO MY SISTER DAMN

Crow: SHE LEAVES BACK HOME TOMORROW YOU DIPSHIT

Genji (derogatory): Can I use your sister as a backup plan if Bachira and Hiori don’t work out

Crow: Boy I’ll beat the fuck outta you.

Genji (derogatory): Sorry

Crow: Anyways I’m like the worst guy to come with this I won’t lie

Genji (derogatory): Ykw yeah you’re right you can’t even ask out Rin

Crow: He’s pretty and intimidating.

Crow: He’s like femme fatale but the male version

Genji (derogatory): Ummm go off ig

Genji (derogatory): BUT WHAT DO I DO BRO

Crow: I’m not gonna lie. You might need to ask Aiku about this he has a new girl every other week

Genji (derogatory): YOU’RE SO RIGHT

Genji (derogatory): I need to ask about game from the ONLY GUY who gets game

Crow: I mean you could also ask Isagi

Genji (derogatory): BACHIRA’S HIS BEST FRIEND DUMBASS HE’LL SNITCH

Crow: I mean

Crow: Not necessarily

Crow: Isagi knows I like Rin and he still hasn’t told him despite being Rin’s best friend

Genji (derogatory): UGGHHHHHHHH fine

Genji (derogatory): I’ll ask him and Aiku how to spit game

Crow: Cool

Crow: As much as I would love to keep this convo going my mother needs me

Genji (derogatory): Bye princess

Crow: I’ll kick you in the dick if you call me that again.

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The creativelings

Nagi: Nagi has a serious question

Chigiri: It’s 2 am…..

Nagi: It’s very important to Nagi…. :( 

Chigiri: What is it Nagi…

Nagi: Does anyone wanna play DND with Nagi? The game store by his house won’t let him play because he has no experience….

Chigiri: You had me thinking it was life or death…..

Nagi: Nagi just wants to play DND…..

Chigiri: Oh my god FINE I’ll play fucking dungeons and dragons with you

Nagi: Yayyy. We need more people

Yukimiya: Hi yeah I can play 

Nagi: Yayyyyyyy

Otoya: Is this what you’re doing instead of playing valorant

Nagi: Nagi likes DND

Otoya: Fair

Otoya: Briefly explain what it is to me I might join

Nagi: You get to make characters and they go on a quest

Nagi: And there’s roleplaying

Otoya: Okay I wanna play

Yukimiya: Oh my god you’re gonna ruin it

Otoya: NUH UH

Otoya: It’ll be so much better with me there

Hiori: Fucking nerd

Hiori: Me Otoya me play dungeons and dragons

Hiori: I’ll join though

Nagi: Yayyy

Nagi: Nagi might make mistakes here and there he’s new to this

Chigiri: Dude none of us have prior experience it’s ok

Hiori: Can I make my character a mermaid

Nagi: Nagi will allow it

Chigiri: What time period are we in

Nagi: There’s no set time period

Chigiri: I wanna be a ghost of a famous hollywood actress who got murdered

Nagi: You have to be something that can die

Chigiri: Fuck

Otoya: Can I be an average guy

Otoya: I’m just the token normal human with no powers

Yukimiya: Ahhh you’re the diversity hire

Otoya: Exactly dude

Kiyora: What are you guys doing

Kiyora: It’s 2 am

Otoya: Wanna join our DND roleplay

Kiyora: Kay

Otoya: I’m so good at recruiting people oh my god

Hiori: Oh um

Hiori: Fair warning though

Hiori: I no longer get to use my phone starting on monday

Otoya: WTF WHY

Hiori: When my mom called me down while we were on the phone she got mad at me because “all I do is waste my potential by playing games and being on the phone” so she said that I’ll no longer have my phone and PC until I start improving my behavior

Otoya: Your mom is an actual villain I sincerely hope you know this

Nagi: Nagi thinks we need to kill her.

Hiori: DUDE

Hiori: SHE GOES THROUGH MY PHONE

Nagi: Nagi hates her even more

Chigiri: Aww Hiori we’ll miss you :( 

Chigiri: Please apply to be legally emancipated

Otoya: Yea dude you can live with me

Otoya: We can sleep in the same bed and cuddle

Hiori: I have to like leave all of the group chats I’m in on sunday oh my god

Hiori: I might be COOOKEDDDDDDD

Otoya: 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷. (Daddy will protect you kitten.)

Hiori: WHERE DID YOU GET THE FONT

Otoya: 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽. (Don’t worry about that.)

Hiori: STOP

Chigiri: Are we gonna skip over Otoya calling himself daddy

Hiori: This is a genuine bit he does

Hiori: He calls me kitten and Karasu princess

Otoya: Can we be in a polycule 

Hiori: FUCK NO

Karasu: Absolutely not.

Otoya: NO WAY YOU WOKE UP JUST TO SAY NO

Karasu: I was always awake stupid

Otoya: Omg what’re you doing

Karasu: Nothinggggggg

Otoya: Boy.

Karasu: Dms. Now.

Otoya: YES KING ♥️♥️♥️

Otoya: 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂'𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓶𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀 (Daddy’s going to his dms right now)

Hiori: I’m begging you to stop.

Hiori: But I wanna know too wtf

Otoya: Yea princess tell Hiori too

Hiori: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE NOW HE’S NOT GONNA TELL ME

Chigiri: I’m nosy I wanna know

Otoya: No no my little meow meow. This is for the polycule only

Chigiri: Can I report you for harassment.

Otoya: No wait I should call you kitten

Otoya: Hiori you’re daddy’s little fish now

Hiori: That’s even worse.

Chigiri: Don’t include me in this.

Otoya: 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷.... (Don’t fight it kitten….)

Otoya: Sorry I ate an entire tub of melatonin gummies I’m delirious right now

Otoya: Where did Karasu go

Karasu: I’m making a new group chat so Chigiri can join

Otoya: Just add her to the beatles jerk circle

Karasu: I’m not adding Chigiri to The Beatles Jerk Circle.

Chigiri: I want context behind the name please

Otoya: Me Chigiri me require context

Chigiri: Something about that message was secretly misogynistic.

Yukimiya: One time we were on call and we were watching tik tok because Karasu was screensharing and there was this video about facts about the beatles and it mentioned how they used to jerk off in a circle with each other

Hiori: Otoya found it so funny he made it the gc name

Otoya: It was funny.

Otoya: Assholes

Chigiri: No yeah please don’t add me to that fucking group chat

Hiori: You don’t wanna see half of the things Otoya’s said in there.

Otoya: Say ONE bad thing I’ve said.

Karasu: “Karasu you show up to school in that hoodie again and I’ll make out with you so sloppily we get arrested for indecent exposure”

Otoya: I never held up my end of that because we never kissed

Karasu: I DON’T WANNA FUCKING KISS YOU

Karasu: GOD NOW I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PROBLEMS ACTUALLY PULLING PEOPLE YOU ACT SO FUCKING GAY WITH ME FOR SOME REASON

Otoya: I want you Tabito.

Yukimiya: God I hope that melatonin kills you

Nagi: Can Nagi join

Karasu: Yeah sure

Karasu: Why not

Eita Otoya hate club

Karasu: There

Otoya: Why’d you doxx my full name wtf

Otoya: WHY IS THE NAME OTOYA HATE CLUB???????

Yukimiya: Completely fitting

Karasu: I need a safe space to be a little gay about a certain Itoshi

Chigiri: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Chigiri: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

Yukimiya: Here we fucking go Otoya’s typing

Otoya: Oh.

Otoya: So…. you’re cheating on me….

Otoya: I get it…. Heh

Otoya: Guess I deserve it….

Karasu: Say one more thing and I swear to god I’ll kick you

Otoya: 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓼. (Daddy sincerely apologizes.)

Karasu: .

Otoya: OK NO FOR REAL I’M SORRY 

Karasu: ANYWAYS.

Karasu: Me and Rin are on facetime right now and HE FELL ASLEEP AAAAAAA HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD

Karasu: AND HE’S COMING OVER TOMORROW.

Otoya: Aww wtf

Hiori: You guys are literally super cute

Chigiri: Aww!

Chigiri: You’re gonna start coughing in 3 hours.

Karasu: WHAT

Chigiri: I need you both brutally executed

Hiori: LMFAO?????

Chigiri: CAN’T STAND HAPPY GAY PEOPLE I’M SO FUCKING MAD

Chigiri: FIRST ISAGI AND KURONA NOW YOU TWO

Chigiri: GOD I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

Otoya: Whoa girl… No need to fret. I like you. Teehee 

Chigiri: I’m a minor.

Otoya: SO AM I???????

Otoya: WHAT ARE THESE ALLEGATIONS

Karasu: This is why you can’t fucking pull dude

Otoya: You guys are so fucking mean I feel comfortable revealing my true self to you guys and you all bully me

Chigiri: Stop doing it

Hiori: I’m gonna put a parlay on what happens tomorrow

Karasu: What

Hiori: You two are gonna kiss

Karasu: OH MY GOD

Karasu: DUDE I’LL FUCKING DIE

Karasu: LIKE ACTUALLY

Otoya: I wanna kiss you Hiori

Hiori: BOY.

Hiori: NO.

Otoya: Pweaseeeeee

Hiori: NO

Otoya: What if I cosplayed as Geto

Hiori: Hehehehehehehehehe

Hiori: Pucker up boy.

Otoya: I’ll interlock our toes while we do it

Nagi: Nagi’s extremely scared.

Otoya: 𝓢𝓱𝓱𝓱 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓵, 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂'𝓼 𝓹𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀 (Shhh little seal, daddy's pulling a bad bitch right now)

Nagi: :x 

Chigiri: God their freak matches each other perfectly

Otoya: Wanna be the Gojo to my Geto

Hiori: YESSSSS

Otoya: Great we’re dating now

Hiori: Is this a bit

Otoya: No yeah dw

Otoya: 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 (Daddy knows who you actually fancy)

Hiori: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Karasu: I went to pee mb

Karasu: What the fuck.

Karasu: Yukimiya why would you let them get their freak on

Yukimiya: I was scared they were gonna add me to the bit too

Otoya: Yeah boy.

Otoya: Stay back.

Hiori: I’m trying so hard not to laugh right now

Chigiri: Lowkey guys

Chigiri: A girl needs her sleep

Chigiri: I’m gonna head to bed

Hiori: NIGHT GIRIIIIII

Otoya: Goodnight kitten

Hiori: I thought you left that life behind for me…..

Otoya: You’re right…. I apologize….

Otoya: Night ig.

Chigiri: I’m so sick of you guys

Karasu: Night Chigiriiiii

Chigiri: Night Karasu!!!

Yukimiya: Night night Chigiriiiii

Chigiri: Night night :3

Nagi: Goodnight 🦭

Karasu: And then there were 5

Hiori: I’m gonna lowkey play roblox

Yukimiya: HOLY SHIT CAN WE PLAY 2 PLAYER PRINCESS TYCOON

Hiori: YES

Karasu: And then there were 3 I guess

Nagi: Nagi’s gonna actually play valorant

Karasu: Bye Nagi

Otoya: Bye papa’s little seal I’ll play with you tomorrow

Nagi: Yayyyyy

Nagi: Bai bai

Otoya: Now it’s just you and me…..

Karasu: Why the fuck are you saying that like it’s a bad thing

Otoya: I MISS MY KITTENNNNNNNNNNN

Karasu: I hope he blocks you

Otoya: I hope Rin doesn’t come over tomorrow.

Karasu: Ok so that’s a low fucking blow.

Otoya: Yeah bitch…. Fuck you.

Otoya: Also.

Otoya: Check my dms Crow.

Karasu: STOP SAYING MY USERNAME LIKE THAT 

Otoya: BITCH STOP TYPING HERE AND ANSWER

Private messages with Crow

Genji (derogatory): I’m gonna start getting violently ill

Genji (derogatory): “Was this a bit” haha I’m actually in love with you man!!! 😂😂😂

Crow: Otoya all of the stuff you do with Hiori seems like a joke because you do it with everyone

Genji (derogatory): EITHER WAY I’M DESTINED TO FUMBLE

Genji (derogatory): HE LIKES BACHIRA

Genji (derogatory): I NEVER STOOD A FUCKING CHANCE

Crow: You don’t know that

Genji (derogatory): I hate my life

Crow: You don’t know if either of them aren’t poly

Genji (derogatory): Ah yeah because I’m a fucking harem anime protagonist who’s gonna date 2 guys at the same exact time

Crow: Awaken your inner harem anime protagonist man

Crow: You got this

Genji (derogatory): I WANT TO FUCKING EXPLODE DUDE

Genji (derogatory): I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO HIM AFTER SCHOOL NOW BECAUSE HIS MOM FUCKING SUCKS

Crow: Did he get grounded again

Genji (derogatory): Yeah for being on the phone with me

Crow: Damn that’s rough

Crow: But. Hear me out. You invite him over too

Genji (derogatory): Aww we’re both inviting baddies over

Crow: Shut the fuck up I’m trying to help YOU out

Genji (derogatory): I feel the urge to do something really fucking stupid rn

Crow: What’re you gonna do

Genji (derogatory): I’ll tell you tomorrow I’m gonna do it and fall asleep right after

Crow: Otoya no

Crow: Tell me now

Crow: DUDE

Crow: RESPOND WHAT THE FUCK

Crow: OTOYA

Crow: STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO DUDE

Crow: Eita.

Private messages with Gio from bubble guppies

Genji (derogatory): Ok look. This is me coming to you seriously because I feel like you should know this. Um. I know you like Bachira and I’m not trying to come in between that or anything but um.. I like you? I like you a lot Yo. I’ve really been in love with you since we first met at that winter audition during 7th grade. I’ve always thought you were so fucking pretty and then I actually got to know you and you ended up being the nicest, sweetest, and funniest person I know. I know I joke around about shit like this all the time but I’m not joking this time. I really like you and I wanna be with you. But also I really like Bachira too? I haven’t liked Bachira as long as I’ve liked you but I um. I guess I just wanna be with you both? Is that weird to say? We can be sashisu or something together heh. Mb mb. But um yea. I don’t know. I’m really sorry. I’m sorry if I ruin anything between us. I understand if you don’t wanna be friends anymore after this but I really hope we do stay friends if you say no. At the end of the day it’s um? Up to you though. I’m gonna go to bed now so I won’t see your reply until tomorrow so uhh. Yeah. 

Genji (derogatory) has deleted one message

Gio from bubble guppies: Huh I got a notif from here

Gio from bubble guppies: What’s up

Genji (derogatory): Wrong dms my bad

Genji (derogatory): Can I play roblox with you and Yukimiya

Gio from bubble guppies: Oh sure!!!! We’re about to play deepwoken rn

Genji (derogatory): Lemme get on rn then

Gio from bubble guppies: YAYYYYYYYYY

Private messages with Crow

Crow: OTOYA.

Genji (derogatory): I DIDN’T END UP DOING ANYTHING

Genji (derogatory): I’m gonna play deepwoken with Hiori and Yuki now though

Crow: Traitor

Crow: Jkjk

Crow: Have fun Otoya

Genji (derogatory): Thanks man

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The creativelings

Hiori: Guys let’s all collectively hate on our parents right now

Hiori: I need a sense of community

Isagi: I fully support this sentiment 

Isagi: I’ll hate on all of your parents in solidarity

Karasu: We yes WE are ALL hating on my deadbeat father

Hiori: Is that why I never see your dad when I go over?

Karasu: Well no

Karasu: He usually disappears for multiple days on end I have no fucking idea where he goes

Karasu: He’s unfortunately here today though.

Isagi: Damn….

Hiori: NO BECAUSE I WOKE UP RIGHT?

Hiori: MY MOM CALLS ME INTO THE LIVING ROOM

Hiori: And I shit you not.

Hiori: Goes “Hiori if you don’t get into that music school your father and I are making you apply to, we’re getting a divorce”

Otoya: WHAT

Hiori: I DON’T EVEN WANNA GO TO THAT SCHOOL???? MIND YOU?

Hiori: I DON’T EVEN WANNA MAJOR IN MUSIC DUDE

Karasu: Would it be ethical to advise you to literally dispose of your mother

Chigiri: Oh hey my dad’s a deadbeat too

Chigiri: Sorry wrong timing

Hiori: LMFAO NO YOU’RE GOOD

Hiori: We’re all hating on our parents today

Bachira: I don’t have a dad

Karasu: How old is your mother?

Bachira: Karasu stop trying to get with my mom

Bachira: Or any older woman that gets mentioned

Karasu: What can I say… I’m just wise beyond my years

Otoya: Aren’t you literally going on a date

Karasu: WHAT

Karasu: NO?????

Otoya: Suspicious……

Karasu: Otoya take another tub of melatonin

Otoya: My parents are actually really mad at me for that

Karasu: I mean fair you woke up at 4pm

Karasu: You practically missed the entirety of saturday

Yukimiya: He fell asleep 3 minutes into deepwoken

Otoya: Can a man not fucking sleep anymore

Hiori: Not during fucking deepwoken mud

Otoya: What the fuck did you just call me.

Hiori: I apologize sincerely

Chigiri: Ykw it’s ironic how Karasu swears his type is older women but he’s on a date with a guy younger than him

Karasu: CAN WE STOP CALLING IT A FUCKING DATE

Sae: It’s a date.

Karasu: WHAT

Private messages with Crow

deadcityradio: Can I just be honest with you for a minute, Karasu?

Crow: Aww wtf you and Rin are matching Rob Zombie usernames

deadcityradio: It was my idea.

Crow: Ykw. I can see that

Crow: Anyways yeah be as honest as you need to be

deadcityradio: I have no idea how you haven’t noticed by now, but it’s indeed painfully obvious Rin likes you.

Crow: YOU’RE LYING

deadcityradio: I’ve lived with Rin for the past 16 years of my life.

deadcityradio: I know him better than any of you.

Crow: Liek… liek… liek… it’s mutual

deadcityradio: Yes.

deadcityradio: Why would I lie about that?

deadcityradio: I’m the one Rin comes to with it.

deadcityradio: You two are disgustingly in love with each other I’m so tired of seeing your nonsensical pining arc.

Crow: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Crow: Sorry.

Crow: I’m just

deadcityradio: Ruin this and I'll have to kill you.

Crow: I WOULDN’T RUIN THIS FOR THE WORLD

Crow: Scout’s honor

deadcityradio: Good.

The creativelings

Hiori: SHIT MAN NO MORE ABOUT SHITTY PARENTS WE NEED TO CELEBRATE PULLING

Yukimiya: Ermmmm I’m gonna play a little devil’s advocate

Karasu: Boy shut the fuck up I’ve been yearning since LAST YEAR you can’t take this away from me

Yukimiya: Oh shit fr?

Karasu: YES DUDE.

Karasu: I’M FREE

Otoya: Imagine he says no

Karasu: I’m killing you first Otoya.

Otoya: WHAT.

Hiori: Are you sure you wanna do it… With your dad there?

Karasu: I’m hoping and praying for him to leave by the time Rin comes over

Hiori: And if he doesn’t?

Karasu: Then I truly won’t give a fuck he can deal with having a son who likes boys

Hiori: Imagine he just hears you confessing to Rin and gets mad his son has more game than he ever could

Karasu: I need my mother to genuinely divorce my dad I’m so sick and tired

Otoya: “Gosh darnit… that boy spits more game than I ever could. I should divorce my wife because I’m ruining my family”

Karasu: LMFAO??????

Otoya: And then I’ll come in and be your new stepdad

Karasu: Oh fuck you

Bachira: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FUCKING FEELS

Karasu: No but dating my mom’s like dating me we look and act alike

Otoya: If I can’t have one, I’ll have the other 😈

Karasu: Wrap it up.

Chigiri: Can we all burn Otoya at the stake

Karasu: GUYS

Karasu: GUYS

Hiori: WHAT

Karasu: He’s on his way

Karasu: I’m scared what if my dad answers the door

Hiori: Oh…..

Isagi: Hi I’m not cultured what’s wrong with your dad answering the door?

Karasu: My dad does this fucking thing where he tries to intimidate everyone I invite over

Karasu: Like he sizes them up and shit and asks them questions

Karasu: I don’t find out until a bit later because my room’s so far from the door and my mom ends up having to intervene

Isagi: OHHHHHH

Isagi: My parents do something like that (OBVIOUSLY NOT THE SAME) where they ask a lot of questions to my guests and get too side tracked in talking to them to let them in

Bachira: The first time I went over to Isagi’s house they complimented my hair and asked how I get it done :D 

Hiori: I love Isagi’s parents so much oh my god

Isagi: Rin’s their favorite

Bachira: I assumed so

Isagi: Ok but to be fair. Rin’s been over my house the most he’s genuinely apart of my family now

Isagi: They literally ask for him every day

Isagi: They love Kurona too though. Because he’s my boyfriend they have to

Karasu: Can I have their blessing to ask Rin out

Isagi: Yeah sure lemme ask

Karasu: I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D SAY YES I WAS KIDDING

Isagi: No yeah they said that if Rin ever gets married, whoever wants to marry Rin needs their blessing

Karasu: Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever met Rin’s parents

Sae: Keep it that way.

Isagi: They’re…. Interesting!

Karasu: WHAT NOW I WANNA KNOW

Sae: Just know that they’re the reason we don’t have a kitchen table.

Karasu: No yeah that’s fucking weird

Chigiri: What the fuck??????

Isagi: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT DUDE

Isagi: Sae and Rin’s parents are the type of people to throw away your childhood drawings

Karasu: Oh fuck them

Sae: They did actually.

Sae: At least they did with mine.

Chigiri: Aww Sae :( 

Sae: It’s fine. I’m not mad about it. I still have them under my mattress.

Karasu: SHIT GUYS HE’S HERE

Hiori: BITCH RUN TO THAT DOOR

Karasu: I AM I AM BYE

Chigiri: Let’s place our bets

Hiori: It’s gonna go well and they’ll start dating

Otoya: Karasu’s dad ruins it

Hiori: WHY’RE YOU SO FUCKING NEGATIVE

Otoya: sorgy

Hiori: Yeah. Be sorry.

Aiku: Why is everyone on a date today

Chigiri: Oh shit I forgot you had a date today unc

Chigiri: How’d it go

Aiku: She left when it was time to pay the bill after we agreed to go 50 50

Chigiri: This is the type of stuff that truly only happens to you

Isagi: I’M FUCKING CRYING???????

Nagi: Nagi’s awake

Aiku: Hey Nagi

Nagi: Hi

Otoya: Yknow. Rumor has it me and Hiori are dating

Hiori: NO WE FUCKING AREN’T

Yukimiya: The rumors are unbelievable you can’t get anyone to date you Otoya

Bachira: I’d date Otoya

Otoya: Whoa…….

Otoya: I’m so honored….

Otoya: Unfortunately I’m in love with your mother

Otoya: Maybe next time 

Aiku: What is it with you and Karasu and trying to get with people’s moms

Ness: Could I be at fault if I accidentally made chloroform?

Sae: Did you make chloroform?

Ness: I did….

Isagi: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE CHLOROFORM

Ness: Bleach and rubbing alcohol… :( 

Aiku: What kind of fucking situation would require you to use both of them at the same time

Ness: My pants :( 

Isagi: Ok I understand the bleach but where does the rubbing alcohol come in

Ness: I spilled it…

Sae: Did you evacuate and call emergency services?

Ness: Yeah and now everyone’s mad at me :( 

Aiku: Understandable you made fucking CHLOROFORM GAS

Ness: I DIDN’T MEAN TO

Chigiri: God forbid a girl make fucking chloroform in her free time god

Chigiri: You just hate women in stem

Chigiri: Ness you can come over to my house if you want to we don’t have materials to make chloroform here <3

Ness: Thanks because my parents are talking about kicking me out for the night

Kaiser: Why the fuck would you make chloroform.

Isagi: This idiot missed the entire conversation

Kaiser: God you piss me off so much I can’t wait to graduate so I never have to see you again

Isagi: The feeling’s mutual you ugly fuck

Ness: I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT

Ness: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 🙁

Otoya: Ness can you make more chloroform we need to kill Hiori’s parents

Reo: WHO THE FUCK MADE CHLOROFORM????

Kaiser: Ness

Isagi: Ness

Aiku: Ness

Ness: I did…..

Reo: Don’t worry I forgive you 

Aiku: Wow guys I guess Ness is cleared for making chloroform Reo gave his forgiveness

Reo: Ikr I’m very virtuous

Ness: WHAT IF I GO TO JAIL :( 

Isagi: Let’s all raise money to bail out Ness 

Ness: STOP THIS IS SERIOUS

Ness: I’LL GET EXPELLED AND MY LIFE IS GONNA BE OVER

Kaiser: They won’t arrest you for accidentally making chloroform

Kaiser: Especially when you had no intention to actually harm anyone

Charles: What’s chloroform

Isagi: I forgot you just immigrated here from France like last year

Isagi: It’s um

Isagi: This liquid that turns into poisonous gas

Charles: Ohhhhhh

Charles: I’ll need this for the future

Reo: ???????

Kaiser: Did that little french fuck just admit to planning a murder

Aiku: The jail’s got room for 1 more today I see

Ness: SHUT UP

Ness: IF I GO TO JAIL I’M SNITCHING ABOUT YOU HAVING WEED

Aiku: Not illegal if it’s medicinal

Chigiri: Of course you smoke weed you look like the type of guy to do it

Chigiri: And deal it as well ngl

Aiku: I’m an adult of course I’m allowed to do it

Chigiri: This is the same gc where Lorenzo talks about underaged drinking atp I don’t think anything’s off limits for the seniors

Otoya: Like homosexuality

Karasu: Hi guys I’m in the bathroom

Isagi: HOW’D IT GO

Karasu: I DIDN’T ASK YET

Karasu: HYPE ME UP

Chigiri: He’ll say yes and you two are gonna be a really cute couple I promise

Isagi: MY PARENTS GAVE YOU THEIR BLESSING

Isagi: MY DAD SAID GO FOR IT CHAMP

Ness: Wait what’s going on

Karasu: I’m um. Professing my love to Rin Itoshi….

Ness: AWWWWWW

Ness: THAT’S SO CUTEEEE

Ness: GOOD LUCK KARASU!!!!

Karasu: Ok bye I’m gonna get out of the bathroom now

Kaiser: You’re still online

Kaiser: Pussy

Ness: Rich coming from the guy who avoids a certain person because of certain thing….

Kaiser: Ness. 

Kaiser: Shut the fuck up.

Chigiri: Wait tea?

Ness: I promised not to tell

Chigiri: Kaiser you’re gonna go to hell I fucking hate you 

Kaiser: I’M SORRY YOU WANT TO KNOW EVERYONE’S SECRETS AT EVERY FUCKING MINUTE????????

Chigiri: Yeah be sorry I’m feeling a little left out

Chigiri: Yknow it’s hard to assimilate into an already established friend group…. Especially since I’m a freshman

Kaiser: Oh please Niko and Charles did it just fine

Niko: I’m terrified of all of you still…..

Kiyora: Boo

Isagi: LMFAO?????

Isagi: Wait

Isagi: Who haven’t we heard from in a while

Niko: Tokimitsu

Isagi: TOKIMITSUUUUU

Isagi: @Tokimitsu 

Tokimitsu: Huh?

Tokimitsu: Did I do something?

Aiku: No bud we just haven’t heard from you in a while

Tokimitsu: Oh!

Tokimitsu: Hello!

Isagi: Hi tokimitsu!!!!!

Ness: Hi Tokimitsu!!

Ness: Don’t mind the chloroform….

Tokimitsu: What?

Kaiser: Ness made fucking chloroform.

Ness: BY ACCIDENT.

Aiku: Yeah yeah say that to that police

Ness: I DIDN’T TRY TO KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY

Tokimitsu: We all make mistakes I’m sure they’d understand!

Kaiser: Oh you don’t know

Kaiser: Ness’s parents and older siblings who are too fucking old to be living at home are assholes

Tokimitsu: Oh :( 

Isagi: Let’s make chloroform and kill everyone’s parents who suck

Kaiser: Oh god I actually find myself agreeing with you

Isagi: Yeah and we’re gonna fucking kill you too

Kaiser: I hate you so fucking much

Chapter Text

2000s house party

Rin: I’m a fucking idiot.

Shidou: Yea

Shidou: We know

Rin: I’m being serious right now Ryusei.

Shidou: Yeah so am I dummy

Sae: What happened?

Rin: Wow finally someone asks thank you

Shidou: You could’ve opened with “something happened can we talk”

Rin: Can you shut the fuck up so I can explain what happened.

Shidou: Fine

Shidou: Fine

Shidou: Go ahead

Rin: Thank you

Rin: Jesus.

Rin: We kissed

Sae: And this is a problem because…?

Rin: I ran out of his room.

Rin: To hide in the bathroom.

Shidou: YOU’RE FUCKING LYING

Rin: THIS ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY

Shidou: YOU’RE RIGHT IT’S HILARIOUS DUDE

Sae: Wow.

Sae: I’m at a loss for words.

Rin: WHAT DO I DO

Shidou: At this point just spit on him and walk home

Rin: YOU AREN’T FUCKING HELPING I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Sae: Why was that your first fucking instinct????

Rin: I don’t know he started saying he liked me or whatever and then um

Rin: I moved first? I don’t fucking remember

Rin: Then I ran

Shidou: Dude

Shidou: I fucking can’t

Rin: Stop laughing at me and HELP ME.

Sae: Well first you’re gonna wanna leave the fucking bathroom.

Rin: No shit sherlock I’m planning on doing that

Sae: Don’t get smart with me.

Sae: You’re the one who ran after kissing someone, not me.

Rin: Am I stupid

Sae: Yes.

Shidou: Absolutely

Rin: I hate you guys

Sae: No you don’t.

Shidou: Ok but in all seriousness dude, you’re gonna need to leave that bathroom eventually

Rin: I know

Shidou: And when you leave, you’re gonna apologize for running

Rin: “Hey sorry for running I’m a fucking idiot and I got scared I like you though haha”

Sae: You need to preface that you have genuine feelings for him.

Sae: You running out of the room was the worst decision you could make, so he’s going to think you might not actually like him.

Rin: How wise coming from the guy who’s been hiding his relationship for the past month now

Sae: I’m not hiding being with Ryusei dumbass.

Sae: No one’s asked yet.

Shidou: We’re experimenting to see how long it takes everyone to find out

Rin: That’s weird

Shidou: Ok and you ran away after kissing a guy get the fuck out

Rin: Die

Shidou: Nahhh I don’t wanna

Sae: Rin can you leave that fucking bathroom please.

Rin: I’m scared

Sae: If you just apologize and tell him how you feel, then everything goes back to normal.

Shidou: Well not normal because now you’ll have a boyfriend

Rin: I guess

Shidou: Now shoo

Shidou: Stop typing

Shidou Go get you man

Rin: Thank you

Sae: You’re welcome.

Sae: Now get out.

Shidou: Shoo gay boy

Private messages with Empty love

Crow: UNC

Crow: OLIVER

Crow: MAN

Crow: A GUY NEEDS HELP

Empty love: What

Empty love: If you made a lethal chemical reaction I’m NOT helping your ass we already did that bit today

Crow: NO

Crow: It’s about something else

Empty love: Spit it out then

Crow: FUCK

Crow: UM

Crow: So like I was hanging out with Rin or whatever and everyone else including Sae got in my head about how he actually liked me

Crow: So we’re sitting on my bed

Crow: And then in my head I’m like “it’s time”

Crow: So I ask him out

Crow: Stuff happens put 2 and 2 together yk

Empty love: Don’t tell me the story if you’re not gonna tell me what happened

Crow: UM

Crow: UM

Crow: UM

Empty love: I’ll literally leave and stop responding right now

Empty love: You’re disrupting me from doing my calc homework

Crow: Wtf you do your homework?????????

Empty love: Ok yeah I’m leaving

Crow: I’M SORRY

Crow: I’M SORRY

Crow: We um. 

Crow: Kissed or something like that

Empty love: Ohhhhhh

Empty love: Niceeeee

Empty love: Didn’t think you’d pull it off

Crow: And then he ran out the fucking room so now I don’t know if I did anything wrong

Empty love: Oh

Empty love: Wow

Empty love: Sorry that’s fucking hilarious

Crow: NO IT ISN’T.

Empty love: Yes it is

Empty love: Anyways

Empty love: Who moved in first

Crow: I kinda don’t know it was kinda one of those things where we just like naturally moved in at the same fucking time or whatever

Empty love: Ahhhhhh

Empty love: I see I see

Crow: Did I like

Crow: Do something wrong?

Crow: Or am I good?

Crow: Idk I went to Isagi and he wasn’t any help

Empty love: Why the fuck would you go to Isagi of all people

Crow: Because he has a boyfriend already man

Empty love: That doesn’t mean he’d know what to do

Crow: Oh but you do

Empty love: Yes idiot

Empty love: I’ve been in multiple relationships

Crow: Ok cool anyways can you answer my question

Empty love: If you both initiated it then he didn’t run away because he doesn’t like you

Empty love: He willingly made a move to do that

Empty love: If I needed to truly make a guess on what happened, he got nervous

Empty love: Rin’s never seemed like the type to be interested in anyone

Empty love: At least from when I first met him, he was quiet and always clung to Sae

Empty love: This might just be new for him

Crow: Ohh

Empty love: I mean it’s new for you too

Crow: NUH UH

Crow: There was this girl named Marisa

Empty love: Is that the girl from when you were 8.

Crow: STILL FUCKING COUNTS

Empty love: Karasu you turn 18 next August that was almost a decade ago.

Crow: SHUT UP IT STILL COUNTS

Empty love: Sure your “relationship” from when you were 8 totally still counts

Crow: Oh fuck off dipshit

Empty love: But yeah express patience when he comes back and let him know you aren’t mad

Empty love: Or if you really wanna be romantic go look for him

Crow: WAIT YEAH

Crow: I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT

Crow: THANKS AIKU

Crow: Oh shit I hear someone in the hall

Crow: I’ll let you know what happens

Incoming call from Alexis

Kaiser: “You never call me first”

Alexis: “Sorry! I don’t mean to intrude or anything but um,,, can I stay with you for a bit? I would’ve gone to Chigiri’s but I don’t know how her mom would’ve felt about some random upperclassman girl she doesn’t know coming to stay with her daughter aaaa”

Kaiser: “I don’t know. I mean you can gas me with chloroform too—”

Alexis: “Micha pleaseeee this is serious. My parents are hellbent on me not being able to come back right now and I have nowhere to go”

Kaiser: “Where are you right now”

Alexis: “Uhh? No clue actually. I just started walking around and I got distracted”

Kaiser: “You’ve been walking around for multiple hours alone???????”

Alexis: “NONONONO. Everyone left like….. 30? Minutes ago. My parents said I couldn’t come back inside so I just started walking around”

Kaiser: “I thought you went to the hospital—”

Alexis: “Why would I go to the hospital?”

Kaiser: “Because you got exposed to fucking CHLOROFORM???? Alexis are you fucking stupid?”

Alexis: “Sorry..”

Kaiser: “I just— I’m worried. Is all”

Alexis: “So uh…. Can I come over?”

Kaiser: “Yeah. Do you need me to pick you up or something?”

Alexis: “Nono I can walk! I’d kinda prefer it right now,, I wanna clear my head and stuff. Also fair warning I literally REEK of bleach right now”

Kaiser: “I’ll give you something to wear”

Alexis: “Okay yay!!!! I’ll see you in a bit!!!!”

Private message with electrical parade

Little_Witchlight: I’m in deep shit

electrical parade: Ness I swear to fucking god if you tell me some dumb shit you’re getting blocked

electrical parade: What.

Little_Witchlight: How would you feel if I told you I um. Miss Kaiser!!!! 

Little_Witchlight: Totally hypothetical ofc Sendou I’m not that desperate WHATTTT NOOOO PFFFTTTTTTTTTT

electrical parade: Girl.

electrical parade: Get the fuck off my phone 

electrical parade: What happened to standing on business or whatever the fuck you said

Little_Witchlight: STOPPPPPP

Little_Witchlight: I called him because I didn’t know where to stay and he was worried and it made me feel nice

Little_Witchlight: It made me feel like he wanted me and I actually had a chance again,,,,

electrical parade: First of all

electrical parade: DUMBASS

electrical parade: You two broke up for a reason I don’t even know why you both stayed fucking friends

Little_Witchlight: We both agreed that we shouldn’t throw each other away after knowing each other so long

electrical parade: Babe. You two broke up because he was emotionally unsupporting, made EVERYTHING about him, always argued with you, and you had to BEG him to show you affection which he NEVER FUCKING DID

electrical parade: Plus you never found out if he ACTUALLY cheated on you that one time remember

electrical parade: This is the guy you want to go back to

electrical parade: Yeah ok

Little_Witchlight: He’s gotten better now

electrical parade: Yeah now he improves after he realizes what he truly lost

Little_Witchlight: :((((((((((((( 

electrical parade: Besides don’t you have a thing for Lorenzo?

electrical parade: HORRIBLE rebound btw

Little_Witchlight: Me and Lorenzo are like never happening I kinda realized that….

electrical parade: So instead of trying to get with Lorenzo, you go back to KAISER???????

electrical parade: Same guy who you KNOW likes Bunny because you told me about it while sobbing on the phone

Little_Witchlight: I like to um. Ignore that little fact heh

electrical parade: God I can’t believe I’m saying this but the borderline alcoholic is the better option in this fucked up scenario because at least he’s a decent enough guy to treat you nicely

electrical parade: If you go back to Kaiser, you’re gonna get the same shit repackaged in a different form

Little_Witchlight: What if it’s different this time?

electrical parade: But what if it isn’t?

electrical parade: Also you’re ignoring the fact that he wants Bunny. Not you

electrical parade: A match made in utter fucking hell

electrical parade: Those pieces of shit are made for each other

Little_Witchlight: I’m going over to Kaiser’s place now

electrical parade: God you’re impossible

Little_Witchlight: He asked me to because my parents put me out…..

electrical parade: You could’ve went ANYWHERE else

electrical parade: Hell you can even come to mine. My parents have 2 spare bedrooms and they’re older they’re not gonna bother you

Little_Witchlight: I’ll stay the night at his house and then come to yours afterward

electrical parade: Fine fine

Little_Witchlight: Thank you, Sendou. Really

electrical parade: Of course ml <3

Little_Witchlight: <33

The creativelings

Karasu: Guess who pulled

Hiori: MY MAN

Otoya: FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

Ness: YAY!!!! I’m so happy for you two!!!!

Karasu: AHA

Karasu: Thanks guys

Chigiri: Well fucking finally

Chigiri: OH SHIT NESS!!!!

Ness: Hi Chigiri!!!

Chigiri: Are you coming over still? My mom said if you do we can watch a movie and do some other fun stuff

Ness: Aww tell your mom thank you for the consideration!!! I’m gonna go to Kaiser’s because I’m gonna be out of my house a bit longer than I anticipated so I don’t wanna outstay my welcome yk….

Chigiri: Ew Kaiser mention…..

Chigiri: But that’s understandable though!!! My mom would’ve loved to have you over though!!!

Chigiri: No yeah just confirmed with her you can stay as long as you need

Ness: Aaaaaa your mom’s so sweet tell I said thank you again

Kaiser: Chigiri you’re a bitch

Chigiri: Oh shut the fuck up you probably live in a dirty ass apartment

Kaiser: I’m not gonna listen to someone who can’t do her own eyebrows

Chigiri: Fix that chopped dye job before you fucking talk you FAGGOT.

Kaiser: Whoa Chigiri just because you’re trans doesn’t mean you can say that you’re still straight

Bunny: Wowwww Chigiri that’s a low blow

Chigiri: I’M PANSEXUAL YOU BOTH ARE DUMB

Bunny: What’s that? You’re straight and hate everyone in this group chat because they’re some form of queer?

Kaiser: We should do something gay in front of her to make her mad

Bunny: Oh? I accept your proposal

Otoya: World’s most EVILEST people getting together I hate all of you guys for letting this happen

Chigiri: This should be classified as a form of indecent exposure I’m a minor wtf

Isagi: Worst time to come into the gc.

Private messages with electrical parade

Little_Witchlight: I don’t think I wanna go to Kaiser’s house…

electrical parade: Good. Go to Chigiri’s. Or come here. You have SOOO many more options than that chopped rabies having rat

Little_Witchlight: STOPPPPP

Chapter Text

The house looked rather small. It had a small welcome mat in front of the entrance door. This was a neighborhood Ness had never been to before. It was a closed community, the only entrance being through a gate. Luckily for Ness, the car gate had a small door that allowed people to walk in on the sidewalk. It was a nice neighborhood. The houses were a lot smaller than the ones Ness had lived near.

Ness knocked softly on the door. She looked around, conscious of how suspicious this whole situation looked. Here she was, in a neighborhood she didn’t recognize, at almost 10 PM in nothing but pajamas. She looked down at her phone to see if she had received any other messages. About 2 minutes later, her knock received an answer. A shorter woman answered, not as tall as Chigiri, but not extremely shorter. The woman truly looked like she gave birth to Chigiri; they were practically twins.

“You must be Hyoma’s friend Alexis! It’s so nice to meet you!” The woman exclaimed, immediately pulling Ness in and closing the door behind her before giving her the ability to respond. A non-identifiable figure in a blanket reveals itself to be Chigiri, looking over at them both before leaving her spot on the couch.

“OH MY GOD!!!! I didn’t think you were coming.” Chigiri pulled the girl in for a hug. “Oh my god, you smell like pure bleach—”

“It’s been a long day…” Ness sighed.

“I’ll try to find you something to wear. I’ll be back!” Chigiri ran off to her room down the hall.

“I’m sorry for coming so late. I had originally had plans to stay somewhere else, but—" Ness began, but Chigiri’s mother cut her off.

“Oh nonsense! My door’s always open at any time.” She led Ness to a table. She walked to the stove, which housed a pot on top of it. “You actually came at the perfect time; we were about to start eating dinner.”

Chigiri showed up a few beats later with pajamas similar to hers. 

“Hyoma, dear, show your friend where the bathroom is, please? I’m sure you want to change before you eat, Alexis.” Chigiri’s mother smiled at her. Ness nodded before standing up again. Chigiri led her to a bathroom at the end of the hall. It was a beach-themed bathroom. The entire bathroom had a slight lavender scent. Chigiri handed the clothes to Ness before returning to the kitchen with her mother. The pajamas she was given had teddy bears on the pants. The shirt was a plain pink one with a tiny bow on the neckline. Ness looked down at her phone to see 3 missed messages. All of them were from Sendou, asking if she had gotten to her destination safely. Ness responded with a quick yes before turning her phone off and leaving the bathroom. She walked out of the bathroom, bleach-covered clothes in hand.

“Oh, the laundry bin’s in the closet right next to you.” Chigiri pointed to the wall next to Ness, revealing a door next to her. Oh. She hadn’t noticed it while passing to the bathroom. Ness neatly folded her clothes before quickly putting them in the laundry bin. Ness sat back down in the seat she was in earlier. Chigiri was sitting across from her, her knees being pulled to her chest. Her phone rested flat on the table.

“Okay so… I don’t know if you stay up late, but I have SOOO many plans for us.” Chigiri began. Ness had noticed that Chigiri spoke with her hands a lot. Certain words had received emphasis with her hands and other actions. It wasn’t a habit she had noticed Chigiri do before. Usually at school, Chigiri usually had her hand still by her side or behind her back. It wasn’t a groundbreaking discovery by any means, but Ness had a habit of always noticing habits of her friends.

“I mean, I could try! Usually I’m in bed by now but today’s been so insane I can’t sleep at all.” Ness mused

“Genuine question how the fuck—”

“Language, Hyoma.” Her mother reprimanded. Chigiri threw her hands up in an admission of guilt.

“Sorry, Mama… But yeah, how did you???? Manage to accidentally make chloroform of all things?”

In full honesty, Ness didn’t even know herself. Just general clumsiness was her own guess. She poured a small amount of bleach in the sink of her bathroom so she could decorate her jeans. She’s done this multiple times before with different items of clothing. The rubbing alcohol rested on her sink because she had to remove it to grab the bleach. The rubbing alcohol fell into the bleach after a few minutes of Ness decorating her pants. With one extremely panicked Google search later, she had learned she made fucking chloroform. At least she had done the smart thing and immediately evacuated…?

“It was just clumsiness, I guess. I don’t know—god, this is so weird.” Ness began to laugh, resting her head in her hands.

“I mean. Not the worst I’ve heard of. In 6th grade, some girl lit the bathroom on fire. Maybe our school’s just a bad omen for unfortunate sh— stuff. Unfortunate stuff.” Chigiri corrected herself before her mother could complain. “Besidesssss, this wouldn’t have been the worst thing you would’ve done today. That would’ve been going to Kaiser’s house. Yuck.”

Maybe she was right. Maybe Sendou was right too. Going to Kaiser was the world’s worst idea. This situation also made Ness realize she needs to pay more attention in Chemistry. If she truly goes back into her memory, there’s probably something there about dangerous mixtures that can be made from household items. No wonder she only has a 70 in that class.

“WHAT THE HELL— Mom, Auntie put me on the schedule for tomorrow even though I told her I had homework to doooooooo.” Chigiri moaned. Chigiri worked at this small restaurant owned by her father’s sister. While not exactly liking her dad’s side of the family all too well, it was the only job where she could receive a generous salary for only doing about 12 hours a week.

“You’ll have to talk to her, hun, I can’t keep doing it for you.” Chigiri’s mother walked over with a plate she had set in front of the girl before placing her hand on top of Chigiri’s head to lightly caress it. Chigiri grabbed her fork before continuing.

“I make you do it because she, like, NEVERRRRRR listens to me. Just like how she made me work from 9 to 12 last week after theatre. AND 7:30 to 10:30 the day after. I was only supposed to stay 'til 9, but she made me fu— sorry. She made me clean something the minute I had to leave.” Chigiri put the fork in her mouth. “Holy shit, this is good.”

Chigiri’s mother put a plate down in front of Ness and her own seat before sitting down next to this one.

“Sorry about that one; she usually doesn’t have friends over, so when they do come, she runs her mouth. We didn’t know exactly what to make, so I just made something that’s not too crazy.” Chigiri’s mother laughed. 

“Nono, it looks great!! I like anything.” Ness chirped. Chigiri nods to her mom, in agreement with Ness’s statement.

“There was this one time Isagi brought in this really nasty-looking candy, and she ate it.” Chigiri’s mouth was full of food. She didn’t receive any reprimand from her mother for it. It was a weird culture shock in a way. This was something considered to be “weird” or “gross” in her own house.

“Y’know, Alexis, Hyoma actually looks up to you a lot. She even told me she wanted to start doing that, um… flag thing!” Chigiri turns bright pink and stares at her mom.

“Mom......” She looks away from the table, hiding her face from both of them. Ness found it adorable. Since the first day of school, Chigiri had clung to her like a fly in a glue trap. Ness had always thought it was her intention to just kiss up to her enough that Ness might consider making her captain of the dance team when she graduated. A lot of freshmen were that ambitious. Hell, she even did it herself in her freshman year back when Anri first started working with them. But that title was already enlisted to Kiyora and Kurona. Both Rin and her agreed on that the year prior. But Chigiri showed no desire to have that role. She just genuinely liked the girl. A small, yet noticeable, solidarity between the two for the next 2 years of their high school career.

“She even talks about how she’s sad for you to graduate! It’s so adorable. I was worried her only friends were going to be Reo and that Seishiro boy!” Her mother continued. Chigiri made a fake sobbing noise in an attempt to get her mother to change the topic.

“Awww Chigiri, that's so sweet!!! Don’t worry I’ll get held back for two years so we can graduate together.” Ness chirped. The comment received a laugh from both Chigiri and her mother. It felt nice. Here she was, enjoying a dinner with one of her friends, laughing and enjoying it. To think she almost accidentally murdered her family earlier.

“So, um. Mom. You know how comp stuff starts in October…?” Chigiri looked over to her mom, expression changing from humorous to something more serious.

“Yess Why?”

“I was wondering, could you come? To one of them? Most of them are on Saturdays, so you don’t have work. “Besides the regional one, I miss school for that one Wednesday.” Chigiri tucked a hair behind her ear. Her eyes occasionally looked down, as if preparing for a no.

“I don’t see why not. You said you had that one solo, did you not?” 

“Yeah! I compete in the uhhh— junior high school division, I think? Which is weird because I’m in high school but whatever.” Chigiri played with the ends of her hair, twirling it in between her index and middle fingers.

“Huh. Why is that?”

“Oh, it’s um— because a high school division doesn’t actually exist. After the junior high one, it’s just called the national scholastic one.That one we go against other schools, including big universities and stuff. It’s more of a fairness thing.” Ness answered. Ness had been competing for the school longer than she could remember. Their school had a good track record on their hands, making it to Nationals multiple times and even winning last year. 

“Ohhh, so like All County?” Chigiri asked. Ness had briefly remembered what All County was from Sendou freaking out about it around November.

“I guess so. I don’t really know much about All County though.” By now, Ness had finished her plate while Chigiri was nearing the end of hers. Chigiri’s mother had gotten up to grab something again.

“I completely forgot to tell you, we drink after we finish eating. Is there anything in particular you want?” Chigiri’s mother opened the fridge before listing off things that they had. In full honesty, Ness wasn’t even thirsty. She wasn’t even hungry but didn’t want to seem rude and refuse the meal.

“Water’s fine. Thank you!” Ness tapped her fingers on the table, not quite sure what she had to wait for next.

“I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go do my homework since I can’t do it tomorrow.” Chigiri stood up from the table before motioning Ness to follow her.

“Don’t mind all those Korean boys in Chigiri’s room; she really likes them.” 

“MOM?????” Ness burst out laughing. Chigiri groaned before pulling Ness into her room.

It was rather small, fitting the theme of every part of the house, but it was cute. It was hot pink, with hand-painted cheetah print and a giant “Hyoma” on one of the walls. Chigiri’s mother was right, though. Chigiri really DID like male idols. She had a multitude of photocards and posters displayed on her wall, mostly from TXT. There were some other bands too, but Ness had no idea who they were. In her own head, she was way too old to enjoy Kpop.

“Wow, your mom was right…. It looks like stan twitter threw up in here.” Ness laughed. Chigiri shoved Ness.

“God forbid I have a hobby. At least it’s not horror movies or whatever.” Ness knew this was a subtle jab at Rin. Malicious by no means, Chigiri was just like that. Ness thinks that Chigiri truly doesn’t have a hateful bone in her body.

“Heyyyy, it’s endearing! It gives your room more personality.” Ness sat down on Chigiri’s bed. Her bed was out of place for her room. It collided with the entire pink theme going on. It had green covers and bedsheets. Now that she thinks about it, Chigiri might have Princess and the Frog bedsheets.

“I lowkey don’t wanna do my homework….. It’s not hard; I just don’t wanna pull out my laptop yet.” Chigiri crawled onto her bed before sprawling next to Ness. “Oh shit, before I forget, you can sleep here or in my sister’s room. I don’t mind. Her room’s down the hall. You won’t miss it; it says her name on it. If you’re here when she visits, you can just sleep in here with me. I have a huge ass bed; I don’t mind.”

“Whoaaaa I appreciate the sentiment, but I’ll most likely only be here until Monday.” Ness puts her hand on Chigiri’s head.

“Um. Can I come with you on Monday to ask Ms. Anri if I can join the guard and stuff… . My mom’s willing to buy me everything I need.” Ness took a second to ponder about the question. Joining in the middle of September wasn’t ideal, but it wasn’t impossible. Fitting one person into the first 2 movements for drill wouldn’t be that hard. They didn’t have any drill for the 3rd movement yet either. Just that ending transition toss. It shouldn’t be that hard. But Ness also didn’t have the first clue on what writing drill was like. Chigiri was a good dancer and a quick learner, so it’d be easy to teach her choreo and the basic do’s and do not’s; Rin and Sendou can easily help her with that.

“Oh, for sure! I already told her you were interested in winter, and I think I saw her shed a tear of genuine joy.”

“No fucking way.” Chigiri sat up, looking directly at Ness.

“Way!!!! She was so happy!” Ness put her hand on top of Chigiri’s, squeezing it softly. Chigiri grabbed her phone, writing a message to Anri about needing to meet her on Monday. They both know that she won’t get a response until Monday morning. 

“I can’t believe Rin and Karasu got together.” Chigiri moves to her stomach, looking up at Ness, who was sitting with her legs crossed. She began to kick her feet.

“I know! I thought we’d have to wait longer.” Ness replied.

“I’m already sick of them.” Chigiri scoffed. She rolled her eyes, pretending to be annoyed. Ness laughed at the girl’s reaction. She looked down at her phone, the time reading almost 11 PM. She was tired.

“I’m gonna head to bed. I’m kinda tired.” Ness yawned. Chigiri frowned.

“What? Nooo. Don’t go to bed yettttt. We didn't even do anything yettttt. You suck.” Chigiri whined. Ness stood up from the bed before fixing the pillow she had moved to get comfortable.

“I’ll wake up early, I promiseeeee.” Ness replied, matching Chigiri’s tone. She walked to the door before waving to Chigiri, still lying flat on her stomach. Chigiri waved her goodbye before letting Ness leave the room. 

Ness opened the door to Koyuki’s room. It was a lot less decorated than Chigiri’s but still comfortable. The bed was white, just like the room. The bed was warm, like it had been used. Ness knew that not to be true because the sheets were perfectly folded. And before she had realized, she had fallen asleep.

Chapter Text

The creativelings

Isagi: Happy sunday everypony

Bunny: Are we in mlp now? 

Bunny: I wanna be rainbow dash

Kaiser: Can I be apple jack

Isagi: Neither of you are pure of heart to be in the mane six.

Ness: Good morning everyone!!!

Chigiri: YOU’RE A LIAR AND I’M MAD AT YOU

Isagi: The girls are fighting….

Chigiri: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA WAKE UP BEFORE ME

Ness: I had a rough day :( 

Chigiri: Do you want me to go to you or are you gonna come to my room?

Ness: I’m gonna be so honest with you.

Ness: I’m going back to sleep

Chigiri: So I have to go over there oki

Sendou: I have to house the drunkard today.

Lorenzo: I’m completely sober

Lorenzo: Also YOU’RE in MY house

Niko: Hi I’m here too

Karasu: I can’t feel the entire left side of my body right now

Otoya: Can you guys break up I’m sick of you both

Karasu: HUH??????

Chigiri: Oh brotherrrrr

Chigiri: “My name’s Karasu my side hurts because my boyfriend and I cuddled”

Karasu: Rin went home?

Otoya: Oh

Chigiri: So what the fuck happened

Karasu: I think I slept wrong

Karasu: I’m actually in so much pain right now

Hiori: It’s that damn phone

Karasu: Don’t show up to school tomorrow.

Lorenzo: These two are fucking dumbasses I can’t

Karasu: Ntm on my goat Niko

Charles: NIKO 

Charles: WHERE’S NIKO

Lorenzo: In my house

Charles: TELL HIM I SAID HAI

Karasu: Wait what are you guys doing all together

Lorenzo: Did you sign up for that local art venue thing

Karasu: Yeah

Karasu: I already finished my stuff though

Lorenzo: All 5 pieces?

Karasu: 5???????

Karasu: I DID ONE

Nagi: Nagi only did one so far too

Karasu: WHEN WAS IT 5 WHAT

Lorenzo: I mean the second one isn’t due yet so you don’t have to worry

Karasu: I’m confused

Aiku: Fair. Lorenzo can’t explain shit

Aiku: From the end of August when we first signed up until I think December or January, we have 5 projects to do right?

Aiku: Each of them has their own due date

Aiku: The first one just passed

Aiku: Now we start the second one

Lorenzo: And one of them has to be collaborative

Karasu: Oh shit

Karasu: I don’t have a partner

Nagi: You can work with Nagi.

Aiku: You don’t have to do it now I mean

Lorenzo: Me, Niko, and Sendou are just better

Sendou: You’re sitting on your ass.

Lorenzo: I’m looking. On PINTEREST. FOR INSPIRATION.

Aiku: Why didn’t you find your inspiration before they came

Sendou: THANK YOU

Lorenzo: I had an idea

Lorenzo: But it highkey sucked

Niko: You suck

Lorenzo: Boy get the fuck out of my kitchen

Niko: Hungry

Charles: NIKO.

Niko: Hi…?

Charles: HI NIKOOOOO

Niko: Hii

Chigiri: It’s almost 3 pm and Ness is still asleep

Kaiser: Check her pulse

Chigiri: What????

Isagi: DUDE IS NESS FUCKING DEAD

Isagi: HOLY SHIT?????

Chigiri: I just hit her with a pillow 

Chigiri: Ok yea she’s alive

Bunny: I feel like there was a less violent way to do that

Otoya: I’m redying my hair rn

Hiori: Did you remember to use a bag with NO TEXT on it

Otoya: Yes…..

Bachira: OOOO. WHAT COLOR DID YOU DO :3

Otoya: I just redid what I have right now

Aiku: Lameeee

Kurona: I need to redo mine, mine

Isagi: Well I rather like your roots showing

Karasu: “I’m Isagi I’m gay”

Isagi: YOU’RE ALSO DATING SOMEONE

Karasu: I’m merely nonchalant

Aiku: No one in this group chat is nonchalant

Lorenzo: Well

Lorenzo: Maybe Kunigami

Kunigami: Huh

Kunigami: Oh

Kunigami: I don’t think I’m nonchalant

Chigiri: Wow nonchalant, hot, AND humble

Chigiri deleted one message

Isagi: HEY WHAT’D THAT SAY

Chigiri: NOTHING.

Isagi: NAH

Isagi: WHAT’D THAT SAY

Chigiri: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

Aiku: Hah

Aiku: Hah

Aiku: I saw that

Chigiri: I MISSPELLED SOMETHING.

Lorenzo: Wonder what hot was supposed to be

Chigiri removed 1 member

Isagi: NAH NAH NAH

Isagi added 1 member

Chigiri: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU

Chigiri: I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY THAT

Kunigami: Glad to know you think I’m hot I guess

Chigiri: YOU AREN’T HOT

Chigiri: I mean

Chigiri: Um

Chigiri removed 1 member

Isagi: FUCKKKKKKK

Bunny: Wow 

Bunny: That was

Bunny: Absolute cinema

Isagi added 1 member

Isagi: STOP FUCKING LEAVING

Chigiri: YOU ALL KEEP PUTTING ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

Kaiser: Truly a crash and burn

Ness: Ok I’m actually awake now

Reo: My package is still overseas holy shit

Nagi: What did you order

Reo: Can’t tell you

Nagi: Is it for Nagi?

Reo: Shhhhh

Isagi: Points

Reo: STOP POINTING.

Isagi: Points.

Chigiri: Heh……

Reo: OK “I THINK KUNIGAMI’S A HOTTIE”

Otoya: If you can’t beat em, join em

Otoya: Double down and agree

Karasu: Alright then

Karasu: Are the rumors true you wanna be in a throuple with bachira and hiori

Otoya removed 1 member

Hiori: WHAT

Hiori: WHAT

Bachira: I’m down :p 

Isagi: Love how casual that was

Bachira: :3

Hiori: WHAT

Hiori: WHAT

Hiori: WHAT

Chigiri: I ship it

Reo: FUCK?????

Chigiri: On my RPF fujoshi bullshit

Aiku: What the fuck is a fujoshi

Lorenzo: Wow

Lorenzo: Maybe you are old

Chigiri: I don’t wanna explain that

Reo: Be proud of your fujo ways

Reo: You made your user himefujo for a reason

Chigiri: BECAUSE YOU’RE OJIFUDAN WE’RE MATCHING

Aiku: I have more questions

Reo: A fujoshi is a girl who likes yaoi

Aiku: Ohhhhh

Aiku: Be who you are

Chigiri: I like yuri more

Chigiri: I think girls should kiss girls

Reo: Yet you wanna kiss a guy

Chigiri removed 1 member

Ness: Chigiri’s screaming into a pillow as we speak

Hiori: GO BACK LIKE 20 MESSAGES

Karasu: I’m mewing right now sorry

Hiori: KARASU.

Private messages with Crow

Gio from bubble guppies: HEY.

Gio from bubble guppies: HEY.

Crow: Mewing sorry

Gio from bubble guppies: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT

Crow: Fineeeeee

Crow: I’m so sick of Otoya’s yearning so I spilled that he likes you and Bachira

Gio from bubble guppies: I mean

Gio from bubble guppies: It’s not a no

Gio from bubble guppies: I’ll just have to think about it

Gio from bubble guppies: Plus I’d rather give my answer in person

Gio from bubble guppies: And not in the gc

Crow: Fair

Crow: Will relay the message

Crow: He called me to curse me out

Gio from bubble guppies: Shit man I would too

Crow: No idea if Bachira was joking though

Gio from bubble guppies: I mean I’ll talk to Bachira about it tomorrow

Crow: You owe me 25 bucks if this works out

Gio from bubble guppies: BOY I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT

Crow: Gimme money

Gio from bubble guppies: NO BROKIE

Private messages with himefujo

livingdeadgirl: Chigiri

himefujo: You chose the WORST time to dm me I made a fool out of myself

livingdeadgirl: Oh shit

livingdeadgirl: Sorry

himefujo: What’s up

livingdeadgirl: Two things actually

livingdeadgirl: Ness told me you’re thinking about joining guard 

livingdeadgirl: I just wanted to say that I’ll be more than willing to work with you with stuff

himefujo: AWWWWWWWW

himefujo: YOU’RE SO SWEET

himefujo: I’ll be clinging onto you like a lost puppy for like… the rest of the year ♥️

livingdeadgirl: That’s fine

livingdeadgirl: That’s really normal actually. I bothered Shidou a lot in the beginning

himefujo: I can see that wait

himefujo: Little baby Rin asking for help from everyone

livingdeadgirl: Second thing

livingdeadgirl: It’s kinda more serious

himefujo: Yeah?

himefujo: Sorry if I’m like responding late I’m doing my homework

livingdeadgirl: I think the allegations are right

himefujo: TRANS??????

livingdeadgirl: I went to the store today just to buy snacks and stuff

livingdeadgirl: And this older lady called me a girl and asked me to help her

livingdeadgirl: And I didn’t correct her

livingdeadgirl: It felt nice, actually

himefujo: OH I FUCKING KNEW IT

himefujo: I’m so glad you finally realized

himefujo: Realization is one part of a truly long journey. It’s also the hardest part, so I’m proud of you

livingdeadgirl: I don’t really mind being called a guy though it’s weird

himefujo: Hmm

himefujo: This smells like a transfem nonbinary situation. Or just transfem but not being specifically a trans girl situation

livingdeadgirl: What’s the difference…?

himefujo: Ok. Transfem is more of an umbrella term. You can have a different trans identity while still being transfem. Like transfem nonbinary, transfem demigirl, transfem genderfluid, etc etc. And then being a trans girl is just you were born a man and you transition to be a woman

livingdeadgirl: I get it

himefujo: It takes a long time to figure it out though

himefujo: You don’t even need to think about changing your name and pronouns yet

himefujo: Just figure out which one you identify with first!!

livingdeadgirl: Thank you

himefujo: You’re so welcome <3

himefujo: If you need ANYTHING just lmk ok?

The creativelings

Sendou: I’m gonna kill Lorenzo.

Ness: Who haven’t you threatened to murder yet

Sendou: Sae

Sendou: I’m scared of him

Shidou: I’d beat Sae in a fight

Private messages with Hermesbagcamepink

deadcityradio: Threaten to beat my ass again.

deadcityradio: I dare you.

Hermesbagcamepink: Gulp

Hermesbagcamepink: Sorry baby

deadcityradio: Ew.

Hermesbagcamepink: I LITERALLY CALL YOU THAT IN PERSON WHAT THE FUCK

deadcityradio: It’s different over text.

Hermesbagcamepink: Yea yea whatever I won’t call you it anymore

The creativelings

Shidou: I won’t beat Sae in a fight.

Sendou: Yea that’s exactly why I’m afraid of that motherfucker

Sae: :)

Chapter Text

Isagi had never been nervous about school. He had always shown up with a positive attitude, even on test days. To the people around him, he had genuinely enjoyed going to school. And they were right. Tough classes and all, he enjoyed showing up to school. Sometimes he even left earlier than he needed to just to spend more time with Kurona in the courtyard before the school actually opened. He rode his bike to school every day, except during the colder months; his mother put a stop to it when he had gotten a cold last year.

Today, Isagi found himself in the back of his dad’s car. He couldn’t bring himself to get out of bed. He had been awake the entire time, but instead of getting ready to head out for school, he stared at the ceiling. His parents had opted to let him stay home, but Isagi knew he couldn’t. Noa would be on his ass if he missed any band practices for the next 2 weeks because of premiere. It was one of those silent rules that were established by pure observation. Poor Hiori had to learn the hard way. He couldn’t bring himself to face anyone today. He didn’t even check his phone. By now, everyone was saying good morning to each other and planning for the day ahead. His dad began to ramble about something that he tuned out. He didn’t know if it was the imminent dread that came from what he needed to do today or the insane pain he felt in his lower abdomen.

The ride to school was short. Isagi didn’t live too far from school. He could’ve walked if he had time. This was one of the first days that he wasn’t there before school opened. By the time he got dropped off in the front, there were 10 minutes until the 5-minute warning bell would go off. Isagi walked to his first class. Math first thing in the morning was evil, especially precalc. Whoever made his schedule definitely had something out for him. Usually, he walked to class with Bachira after dropping off Kurona at his class. Today, he took the route by himself. He wouldn’t even start going to class this early. 

Isagi’s table group was in the back. The only person he had known (and was lucky enough to have at his table) was Reo. Reo was already in class. Something typical. Reo usually went to class early, always saving the seat next to him for Isagi. Isagi sat in the seat saved for him, placing his head down. It took Reo a moment to process that Isagi had come early.

“Oh no someo— oh shit, Isagi?” Reo looked down at Isagi, who hadn’t even attempted to take off his backpack. Reo poked him in the shoulder after not getting a response. “Why’re you here so early? Bachira and Kurona were looking for you.”

Those were probably the messages he missed in the car. He felt bad for missing them. Usually he wouldn’t have ignored them. If anything, he’ll just talk to them later. Something he had learned about Reo was that he picked up on things fast. And much to his dismay, Reo knew he was having an off day and would refuse to let it go until he got to the bottom of it.

“Ok seriously. What’s wrong? You came into class early, didn’t text anyone this morning, and sat down before taking your backpack off.” Reo looked down at Isagi, who didn’t move from his position. It was comfortable.

“My life sucks.” Isagi mumbled into his arms. It was a miracle Reo somehow understood him.

“Ok, well now I want context. What’s up?” Reo leaned his cheek onto his left hand. Isagi stood up to take his backpack off. He immediately let out a long, exasperated sigh while sitting down.

“I’m in pain, and I have band practice today.” What he said wasn’t exactly a lie. He did dread practice today. And he was in pain. That just wasn’t the full reason. And Reo isn’t dumb. So he knows Isagi isn’t letting everything out.

“You sure it’s just that? You’ve been kinda off since that Rin and Hugo situation.” Reo always got everything correct. From answers to emotional problems. Isagi can see why it pissed the others off now that he’s the one in the hot seat.

“It’s just that.” He lied. Reo gave him a look of skepticism before letting it go. He reached down for his phone to type something before putting it down. “I let them know you’re here. You’re welcome.”

Isagi nodded before he put his head down. Today was going to be a long day.

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Isagi barely scraped through his classes. Everything was increasingly more difficult for him today. But now he could relax. It was lunchtime. Isagi sat at the table with Bachira. Bachira went on about things that happened earlier or assignments that they had to do. Isagi felt bad for not being able to listen. He was counting the seconds until Rin came to sit with them. He wasn’t ready to talk to him. 

Rin never actually ate with them. He ate with Sae before sitting with them for the remaining 30 minutes of lunch. Rin had a boyfriend now, so if Isagi was lucky, he’d go hang out with Karasu. Isagi wasn’t lucky today. In the midst of all of Bachira’s talking, he didn’t notice Rin walk over or sit down with them. Rin had a glow to him that Isagi had never seen before. It was almost like Rin became a new person overnight. It could just be Karasu, however. They’ve been disgustingly in love for a while now. Rin gave a quiet greeting to both of them. Bachira quickly gave a greeting before talking about whatever they were going on about earlier. Isagi didn’t respond. By now, he wanted to throw up. Rin noticed, however. Rin always notices. And if this were like any normal day, he’d see this as a personal attack and get mad.

That didn’t happen. Rin let it go. He said nothing, in fact. It almost scared Isagi. Bachira said something about leaving to talk to Otoya and Hiori about something serious. Isagi was fucked. He had to spend the rest of lunch alone with Rin. Bachira left sooner than he could find an excuse to leave the table. Rin looked at Isagi, saying nothing at all. He didn’t look angry at all. He looked like he was assessing a situation. The cogs in his head were working out some scenario that Isagi wasn’t in on.

“Can we talk?” Rin began.

“No.” Isagi blurted out with an anger in his tone he didn’t mean to muster up. That was meant to stay in his head. He’s a fucking idiot. Rin had an expression he couldn’t read. It was a mixture of shock and… sadness? What the hell was he sad over? Rin nodded before standing up.

“I’ll see you later then, I guess.” Rin walked away. Isagi wanted to call him back over. To tell him he didn’t mean to say no. But he didn’t. He let Rin go to who knows where. Isagi wanted to chase him. To apologize for being an idiot. But he didn’t. He sat there like he was cemented to the floor. He watched Rin leave the cafeteria. Isagi could’ve sworn he was just going to go sit with Karasu. Shit. He fucked up. Big time. Isagi grabbed his bag before walking outside himself.

By the time he made it outside, it was no use. He had no idea where Rin went. It was like Rin disappeared into thin air. He couldn’t even text him. To his own knowledge, Rin still had him blocked everywhere. There were too many people out on the courtyard to know where Rin went. He opted to check the parking lot, but that was too far of a distance for Rin to make it to in a short amount of time. He stood outside, with no idea what to do. He could head back inside, but something in him didn’t want to. He wanted to figure out where Rin had run off to. He wanted to fix everything. He began to walk around. He had no idea where to check. Rin had a bunch of hiding spots around school that he would go to during any minor inconvenience. Isagi hated that. Rin always ran away from difficult situations. Though it was his fault this time. Isagi checked everywhere he could before the bell rang, signaling everyone to start walking to class. He was fucked.

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The rest of the school day went faster than he expected. Rin didn’t show up to the 2 classes they had together. It was weird; Rin never skipped class. He certainly didn’t go home early either; Sae was still here. Despite being a junior, Rin couldn’t leave early because he was only 16. Rin didn’t go to choir today like he usually did, either. Rin had fucked off to god knows where. There were about 10 minutes until band practice. Everyone had started to move equipment to the parking lot. Rin came a few minutes later. He was with Chigiri and Ness. All 3 of them seemed excited. Isagi had no idea why. Isagi stood up before walking out the door to head outside, making sure to pass by Rin. He didn’t get to see if Rin saw him, however. In a way, he didn’t really want to. He just wanted Rin to know that he knew he was here.

Practice began once everyone was outside. Warmups and stretches went normally. Isagi had noticed that Rin and Sendou were with Chigiri instead of everyone else. This was a long time coming, actually. Chigiri had always seemed interested in band, especially over the summer when Reo asked a bunch of questions about band camp for his incoming freshman friend. She had never showed up, though. Isagi never questioned it either. Lots of people who reserved a spot on the band’s interest list didn’t show up during the summer. Some even quit before school started. They lost a few older members too. Isagi opted to mind his business instead of questioning anyone about it. It wasn’t his section to worry about anyway. Plus he had bigger things to deal with; his off day was affecting his performance, and Noa was on him for it.

Isagi made mistakes he never thought he could make before. From playing the wrong notes to completely missing his drill spots, Isagi was fucking up, big time. Each rep got worse and worse for him until Noa had yelled at him to leave until he got it together. There was no attempt to understand, no pity, just genuine humility and a few tears that threatened to leave his eyes. Isagi had never truly been yelled at by Noa. To everyone else, he was one of the favorites. The most Noa did to him was be passive-aggressive occasionally, but it was nothing that warranted yelling. Isagi put his stuff down by his school bag before walking away to find somewhere to sit and collect himself. He chose the front of the parking lot, by the back doors of the school. There was shade, and it was far away from everyone else. Isagi sat on the concrete, still warm from the sun despite the shade. He could just go home early, have his mom pick him up, but he knew Noa would get on him about it. Just like he’ll get on him after practice about what happened today. 

Isagi didn’t spend too much time alone. Someone had come to join him. Rin walked over, flag still in hand, and sat next to him. Isagi didn’t know why. He didn’t think Rin of all people would come for him, especially after yesterday. Isagi instinctively leaned over, resting his head on Rin’s shoulder. And Rin allowed it. He didn’t fight him, push him off, yell at him, or anything of the sort. He let it happen. He didn’t know when it had started, but he began to cry. 

“I’m such a fucked-up friend.” He choked out. Rin shook his head.

“You didn’t do anything wrong. I was the one who yelled at you. I’m sorry for freaking out on you like that.” Rin’s tone had a certain softness he had never heard before. It was something Isagi had felt he didn’t deserve.

“I’m sorry for saying no earlier and then letting you leave. I still wanna be your friend, Rin—fuck, I’m so dumb.” Isagi at this point moved from Rin’s shoulder and sat in a ball. Rin was the one to return the closeness and lean on Isagi.

“I just kinda assumed you needed space. I went to the parking lot.” Rin played with the hem of his shirt, not returning the eye contact Isagi gave him.

“I didn’t think you could make it there that fast…..”

“I didn’t. I made it there like 5 minutes before the bell. Waste of a trip; honestly, I was late to class.” Rin let out a laugh. Isagi sniffled.

“So why didn’t you come to class?” Rin looked at him by this point.

“Oh, that? Me, Ness, Chigiri, and Sendou were all talking about Chigiri joining band. We were in her office.” So that’s why he was gone.

“I thought you were avoiding me—”

“Ok, sometimes you get on my nerves, but I’m not gonna skip class just because of you. I was planning to not be in class after lunch since Sunday.” Rin laughed again. Isagi couldn’t help but join in too. Everything felt so clear now; he didn’t know why he thought Rin was avoiding him.

“We’re good?” Isagi asked. Rin nodded.

“We’re good. I missed you.” Isagi pulled Rin into a hug. Rin smelled nice. He usually does. Isagi missed him too. 

“I thought you didn’t wanna be my friend after this.” Isagi admitted.

“I will admit… I kinda didn’t. I got over it though. Oh, um. Karasu and I are— a thing now.” 

“Dude, Karasu told us like the second it happened. Congrats, by the way.”

“That fucking dork— thank you, though.” A brief pause came from them both, followed by Rin breaking the silence again.

“Can I like— tell you something really important?” Isagi perked up at the question, letting go of Rin.

“I’m scared; what is it?”

“It’s nothing bad. I just— it’s something long overdue, I guess? I’m autistic.” Rin sighed. Now it was his turn to curl up into a ball.

“I mean, I kinda expected that considering you make jokes about me being autistic. Thought they were kinda reclaimed, y'know?" Isagi shrugged. To him, it was either Rin was being weirdly ableist, or the jokes were reclaimed, and he chose the latter.

“Wow, this was anticlimactic.” 

“I don’t care that you’re autistic. I mean, I guess that explains the movie collection, but it doesn’t really change anything.” Rin nodded. The two stayed silent. It was comfortable. Isagi didn’t like silence all that much, but he’d rather take a comfortable silence with both of them being friends than talking to people while not having Rin around.

Charles was tasked with retrieving the two for the final run of practice. It was a good run. He hadn’t made any of the mistakes he had before, and Noa even chose not to press him about what happened earlier. After practice was over, Isagi walked home with Kurona, Bachira, and Rin. Just like it always was. Like nothing had even changed.

Chapter Text

The creativelings

Isagi: Hai guys band’s over

Hiori: Twin what the fuck happened to you today

Isagi: Erm

Isagi: Nothing….?

Isagi: OH SHIT WAIT

Isagi added 1 member

Hiori: Wait huh did you meet a new person or something

Rin: Hi

Hiori: YOU FUCKING LEFT??????

Hiori: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL HERE 

Rin: Yea

Ness: WELCOME BACK RIN WE MISSED YOU

Shidou: Who the FUCK is we 

Rin: You ruin my mood every time you fucking speak

Shidou: Yeah well I didn’t speak IDIOT I’m clearly texting you

Rin removed 2 members

Isagi: Did he fucking remove himself AND Shidou?????

Chigiri: My shoulders are in so much fucking pain.

Ness: I was just about to ask if anyone added you back omg

Chigiri: I miss you……

Ness: I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING HOME TODAY

Chigiri: I DON’T FUCKING CARE I MISS YOU

Ness: YOU’LL SEE ME TOMORROW

Chigiri: NOT THE FUCKING SAME I HATE YOU GO DIE

Ness: ?????????

Isagi added 2 members

Rin: I got called a multitude of slurs I’ve never heard before

Rin: I’m extremely frightened

Shidou: Yeah don’t ever fucking play with me again

Karasu: Oh shit hey Rin

Chigiri: Rin do NOT respond.

Rin: Wtf why

Chigiri: Because I’m already in a horrible mood and seeing you be gay is gonna make it worse.

Karasu: OH MY GOD CAN I NOT GET A HI BACK???

Rin: Idk man Chigiri gave a convincing argument

Karasu: WHAT THE FUCK

Karasu: CHIGIRI I FUCKING HATE YOU

Chigiri: :p 

Reo: Hey guys does math get any better in calc

Sae: No.

Rin: Absolutely not

Aiku: I’m so glad I avoided it like the fucking plague

Aiku: Trig and stats for life tbh

Rin: Oh I take stats rn

Reo: SHOULD I TAKE IT NEXT YEAR

Rin: I mean I heard it makes more sense when you take BC but like. Go for it

Aiku: Wdym stats is fucking easy

Rin: We take 2 different versions of stats.

Sae: Nerd.

Rin: Don’t piss me off right now we’re both in the same exact class for AP Stats.

Sae: Nerd.

Rin: I wish the worst upon you

Rin: First day back and I’m being RAGEBAITED

Rin: This is evil 

Sae: Nerd.

Rin: I think you forget we live in the same fucking house sometimes.

Isagi: WHO’S WINNING BET RN

Aiku: I feel like it’s obvious

Karasu: Sae

Aiku: Wow you have no faith in your own boyfriend

Karasu: Sae has that canonical older sibling strength