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taking reqs i will do like any fandom really considering all of my works are offensively ooc but id prefer if youd request something from the fandoms listed so i have at least a base knowledge of what the chr is like

ill do literally anything except things revolving shit/scat that stuff freaks me out bro yall are weird          

otherwise i have like no limits
anyways yeah oh also ill do sfw but obviously its more fun when its nsfw knowign the stuff i do

ASK AWAYYYYY

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-papyrus is SUPER into watersports, especially when it’s with his brother sans and involves tying one of them up and peeing on them
-its even better when the person being tied up also pees out of fear
-it feels so good through the latex suit

-papyrus is really into foodplay, obviously, considering his fascination with spaghetti. When he eats he loves to watch it slide down his exoskeleton and hit each bone like a xylophone
-when he has a partner to join him in foodplay he fws weight gain as well (@chubbinlovin this is targeted im scared of you)

-papyrus will gladly collar you or be collared, as long as there is puppyplay involved there is a guaranteed creampie coming your way

-LOLICON 100000%

-papyrus does baby voices during sex whenever its with minors to ease the mental pain

-When he cums he often pees with it and claims he’s ”not trained” because it fuels his libido

-FEET!!!!!!!!! Papyrus LOVES when you rub your clammy feet all over his bones and cape, especially if he gets to put your sweaty socks in his mouth.

-This is a dirty secret but if he is your partner he will secretly wear your underwear around the house… you know about it though because he puts them back in your drawer and you can see white stains….

-musk fetish…. Papyrus will GLADLY take a whiff of any bodily fluid or function of yours

-if you’re a female he really loves getting pegged from behind, because it feels kinda like a man which he prefers anyway
-it feels like piss sliding in and out of him which he really likes
-yellow is his favorite color

-he likes to goon to little girls, little boys, frisk, sans, especially sans, did i mention sans,,,,

-INCEST!!!!111!1!1!111

-if you have a job papyrus enjoys sending you nudes during your work time, whenever you get a text from him with a photo attached you have to turn your brightness all the way down
-also he has a bioluminescent dih so he sends you videos of him stroking it and swinging it around in the dark

-voyerism is a big one, he likes outdoor sex, watching you have sex with someone and getting off to it
-GUNPLAY 2000% he owns a gunsafe with lots of shotguns and handguns, bonus points if you shove them in holes they dont belong, yours or his

-spitplay. He loves swapping spit and is extremely spit-full during sloppy makeouts

-wild card: papyrus enjoys disassembling and reassembling his skeleton, especially taking off his 207th bone to stroke so he can get all sorts of angles with his hands, and even his own mouth

-another wild card: sans and papyrus have had sex on stage for the fangirls before, as a joke, it was IRONIC, until it wasnt

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Alright.

First off.

ALL MY WORK IS SATIRE. I do not condone any fetishes or weird kinks I have written about at all. Everything I write is purely for point-and-laugh purposes. I just wanted to... put that out there.

Also, thank you guys, for as few of you as there are out there, for being a fan of my weird, niche fanfics. I can't tell if you guys genuinely enjoy this stuff or are just playing along. Regardless, thanks for being a chargrmain_ fan. It means a lot to me that I have fans, even if it's for something so dumb like this. 

Now, lemme address what I've been meaning to. 
A couple of fans have left some comments asking for more types of content: more inclusive content! That's totally fine, and I am totally with that idea, it's just... you DO realize this isn't serious, right? In what world would I make a fanfic about Gabriel Ultrakill eating your ass with a straight face????? All of my works are meant to be taken unseriously. I use the Y/N trope for a reason: partly to convey the fact that it's all satire. In fact, I'd go as far to say that me using all the Y/N tropes is making fun of people who still use those unironically.
So, no, I'm not against different body types. As an artist, I enjoy drawing all sorts of body types and making characters with diverse features! And no, reity_silver, I have NOT heard of the "think" rule of the internet! In fact, I've never heard of thinking at all. What's it like?

...That last part was a joke, by the way. I have nothing against you.
...Why is no one laughing?
Um.

Anyways, this brings me to another topic:

AO3 crackfics are my part-time gig.
If you are a pretty big fan of chargrmain_ (who is???), you might've noticed I only upload maybe once every 2 weeks or so. As much as I wish I could pump out funny crackfics all day, I've got more important things, like schoolwork, and more importantly, MY VIDEO GAME! Yes, I'm making a game. I've been working on it for almost a year now. I'm currently writing it's script.
It's called Starcross, it's a pixel RPG shooter inspired by other various indie project which I don't doubt you can guess based on my fandoms. (cough...cough...undertale...uhhh)
I'm looking to get Starcross released by the summer of 2029. Don't ask why that specific date. 
I'll use this as a space to talk about any important news relating to Starcross, by the way. 

Anyways, let's circle back to my original purpose of writing this: Addressing my recent criticism.
Well, maybe I shouldn't call it that. But regardless, please use this comment section to talk about anything you'd like to see in my future fanfics. Please also use this space as a little corner to leave any criticism. I love feedback! Even on something totally ironic like this, I want it to actually be "enjoyable", or funny, or whatever you want it to be.

So, yeah, I know, "ts so unfunny", BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!! that's............... the way crackfics are. I mean, seriously, have you never heard of satire? Please, my whole gig here is being so unfunny its funny.

So.... yeah. that's all i wanted to say.


-chargr

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-balls hello

-ok so i think this is a given but obv hes very into wireplay just an extremely kinky person (tv?) overall
-but like it goes farther than wireplay

-tenna LOVES the idea of voyeurism on his stage
-like the idea of having a ‘special segment’ where its bdsm wireplay on his stage

-SOMEONE has to be tied up but it doesnt matter who 

-tenna spends a lot of time with contestants who are MINORS so lolicon tenna is to be expected

-tenna collects lolibait anime figures and goons to them 

-he likes the idea of you walking in on him doing this and then you help him and then its just like a lolicon orgy

-back to wireplay

-pull his wires with your teeth, hands, FEET DID I MENTION FEET OMFG

-rub your clammy feet all over his wires and insides he’ll cum everywhere actually im not joking

-ESPECIALLY when theres sweat involved, being a machine he doesnt get to experience things like sweat so he likes when other ppl give him their sweat and rub it all over him

-also very into roleplay i mean cmon hes a show host hes good at acting

-his favorite role is being a husband and wife/fighting parents on the verge of divorce but they end up fucking and forgiving each other

-tenna will also do his showhost facade too just imagine like “ugh~ get r-ready for the BIG EXPLOSION, folks! M-Mike! Cue the lightsssssssSSSAAHHH FUCKKKK”

-dont think i forgot about mike

-or spamton

-threesomes with mike or spamton is a one way ticket to cumshot town

-or hey get this

-you need a threesome to be some and a fourway to BUST your doorway

-if youre doing three/four/howevermanythefuck-somes with him be prepared for a lot of spit swapping obviously he loves this idea again because he cant produce spit of his own the only fluids made to be produced by him is cum (horny ass electritians)  (how do you spell electrician) (yaay i got it)

-oh did i mention he has a retractable dih

-like he can pull it back into himself but also make it longer need be

-he really abuses this

-tenna makes his dih really long so he can penetrate himself with it

-speaking of penetration he LOVES fingering any hole he can get his hands on

-this next one is canon im spamton
-he has fantasies about fucking you in an alleyway while youre drugged and he is too and its also outdoors because outdoor sex 1000000000000000% yes

-his favorite position is 69 especially if youre a guy
-tenna is getting that human dick

-oh and noncon roleplay like he likes the idea of trapping you in his office and fucking you raw like the dirty tv he is
-oooohhh tenna youre such a nasty crt suck on this

-positions hmmmmmm positionssssss tenna LOVES GIVING AND RECIEVING HEAD

-oh and if you ride his pointy ass nose WHILE hes on call with a colleague trying to center himself and make it not sus
-did i mention this also preferably would take place in his office

-car sex too he wants your ass on the wheel
-really intricate positons i mean hes all metal so he can bend and twist in ways a normal skeleton wouldnt (skeleton….) 

-dont be shocked when he “accidentally” airs your sex tape with him on tv time

Wild card: tenna wanted to try watersports but because he cant make piss he tried to combine a bunch of sodas at a mcdonalds self serve soda station and make the intricate yellow color and then tried to pour it all over himself but he just gave himself electric shock and was all sticky afterward but then he got off to the sticky feeling so its a win win here

-anyways long (haha) story short tenna is one very very kinky crt