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Hollander

Hollander

Is not a big deal

We can forget it

Hollander

So now you ignore me?

maybe I will just come back to hotel room

ТрусCoward

Good morning

Are you finished with little freak out?

Hollander

Hollander

Are you having nice Christmas?

Where are you eating? Everywhere is closed.

Is just snow and empty street. Where is everybody?

I found a minimart

Maybe whole town is dead?

Don't worry, is Christmas dinner, not dick 😆 Mine is much bigger

Hollander

Call me asshole

Fine

I am busy anyway

Did you see my game today?

Was very good.

Tried out new move. It is very top secret.

But if you message back, I will tell you

It will be good to know for the final

A secret weapon

All of your team will say wow, Shane Hollander is genius

Hollander

Fuck you.

I didn't watch your game either

I hate this stupid захолустныйbackwater town

Nothing to do. Everywhere is boring. Even on new years eve.

Bar says I am too young and team is too afraid of coach to sneak me

Whole team is out, I am only one left in hotel

The only thing on tv is this stupid fucking movie

In stupid fucking Swedish

Hollander

Say one thing and I will leave you alone the rest of the year

Okay, Hollander. You win. I will stop messaging.

We play in two days. We will talk then. In front of your team.

Don't even think about it.

Fuck you

Fuck you!

You are baby. Big crying baby.

Go fuck yourself so hard, Rozanov

Yes I think you'd like that

Fuck. Off.

You are делаешь из мухи слонаmaking a mountain out of a molehill

I don't fucking know what that means

It means you are pussy who freak out over nothing.

you grabbed my dick

your dick was hard

no it wasn't

I know what a hard dick feels like

I bet you do. You think I don't know what your game is?

game? what fucking game?

you're trying to fuck with me

yeah, no shit. I grabbed your dick, is obvious I want a fuck with you.

Jesus Christ

no, asshole, I mean you're trying to trick me. Make me mess up during the final.

You think I need this to win?

You tell me.

Fuck you, Hollander.

I will win because I am better. Not because of stupid tricks.

That's not happening.

See you tomorrow.

You're not funny.

?

I know this was you

Oh, yes, yes. My little gift.

I can't believe you went out and bought this shit.

Why not? You worked so hard for silver medal, I want to make sure you can keep it shiny.

One of these is for copper, asshole

Yes.

Is closest I can find to bronze.

So you are ready for next year.

You better be ready for next year. I'm going to send you home crying.

Promise?

Promise.

Hi.

Hello, who is this?

I probably deserve that

I never said congratulations on your win.

Still haven't.

Congratulations.

It was really cool to see you play in person.

Surprised you saw anything with head up ass.

I'm sorry I freaked out, okay?

Over nothing.

Maybe for you. That's the first time that's happened to me.

Pretty nice Rebecca never grabbed your dick?

No. And she broke up with me a couple weeks ago.

Really?

Yeah. Said I didn't spend enough time with her. Too much hockey, I guess.

Maybe hockey is your girlfriend.

Fuck you.

Maybe hockey will touch your dick.

It'd have to figure out how to get past my cup, first.

True. And would be too rough for you, probably.

Guess I'm back to square one.

Maybe.

Did you like when I touched your dick?

I'm not gay, Rozanov.

So? I am not gay either.

You're not?

No. I just like fun.

But you have girlfriends

Yes, they are very fun. But maybe you are fun, too.

I thought I was boring.

Maybe. Will you do tantrum again? That was very boring.

No.

But someone could find out.

I have an idea

Is it a bad idea?

Rozanov, is it a bad idea?

Hello

Hi

You go to St. Andrews?

Yes. I am a pretty Canadian high school girl.

Um. Okay. Do we have a class together or something?

Yes. We are in sex class.

What?

We are in sex class and I am best student. I can tutor.

Rozanov?

No, I am Lily from school. So sexy and fun.

Good idea, yes?

It's weird.

🙄

You are too picky.

I'm just saying it's weird.

Oh, you have better plan?

No.

You'll clear the chats after, right?

Yes, of course

Okay

Nice to meet you, Lily

😁

So how does this work?

How does what work?

You know.

Your dick? You need instructions?

Jesus Christ

I know how to jerk off, asshole

Really? I think maybe not.

You should tell me how you do it.

You just want to make fun of me

I promise I will be nice

Tell me.

What do you want to know?

Are you hard?

Yes

Is your dick out?

No. I'm in my room and my mom is downstairs.

So? She can see through wall?

What if she walks in?

You are so Пионеркаgoody-two-shoes

Go get a blanket. She will just think you are cold.

Okay. It's out. What do you want me to do?

Hey

Don't forget to clear the chat

Yes yes

I remembered

Cool, good.

I have to go to school.

Talk more later?

Yes

Later

Are you watching the All Stars game this weekend?

Maybe.

Why maybe?

Is obvious which team will win.

Didn't know you could predict the future

So you think West, then?

I'm rooting for East because I'm a Centaurs fan, not because I think I know everything.

How can you root for such a stupid fucking team?

It's a stupid mascot, not a stupid team.

But it's a really stupid mascot.

Horses don't play hockey.

It's a centaur, asshole.

😂

Lol

Shut up

Yes, yes

So, we both think East will win

I don't know, I kind of want West to win now since you're so sure they won't.

Oh, so you like anderdog?

What?

Oh, underdog?

Yes, underdog

Not usually.

I just like beating you

How do you know that? You have never beat me.

Just wait, asshole.

You want to try now?

What do you mean?

We can race 😉

Like sprint and compare times?

No, stupid. Like sex.

Oh

Yeah. We can do that.

First to come is winner?

Okay, but no porn

Why?

I'm not watching porn with my parents home

If I don't get any, you don't get any

🙄

Fine. Ready?

Yeah

Go

Done!

Really?

Yeah

That was fast

It was a race…

Yes, but that was very very fast

I do not think I ever come that fast in my life

Oh my God

Shut up

And this is without porn!

My God, how fast if you had porn?

Fuck you. I'm logging off. I hate you.

Congratulations on your win! Very impressive!

Hey

Hi

Aren't you supposed to be at school?

it's like 7 for you, right?

You have Moscow time memorized now?

it's eight hours, it's not hard to remember

Okay

answer the question, Rozanov

God, you are old woman

I am sick

Oh shit, that sucks

Yes, is very sad for me. You should be nice. You should make me feel better.

Is this a sex thing?

Such a fast learner.

Well, if that will make you feel better…

Saint Hollander

Okay, nevermind

Sorry, sorry! It was fever! Crazy things come out of my mouth!

Lol. Fine, but watch it.

What do you want me to do?

Let's play game

I'm not racing you again.

No, different game.

Truth or Dare

with you? Fuck no

oh, I see

what?

you are scared.

fuck you, no I'm not

Is okay. I will think of different game

Truth

maybe tic-tac-toe is safe for you

I said truth, asshole

When was last time you jerk off?

🙄

This morning

Dare

I thought you were sick

So? I am not dead

Fine, okay. Hold on.

you want me to tell you one?

shut up.

change the profile pic on your other account to the centaurs logo

what?

that is not sexy

you didn't say it had to be!

is whole point of stupid game!

Well, say that next time. You going to do it or not?

занудаnerd

Lol, who looks stupid now?

Always you.

Pick

Truth

You are so boring! You will pick truth every time?

it's truth OR dare, not truth AND dare

you are making me more sick

then maybe you should rest

😠

You ever play with asshole?

What the fuck?

you picked truth.

and you had to ask that??

is what I want to know

so? You need me to repeat?

you ever play with asshole?

you mean besides you?

😚

Yes

Yes

Really?

Fingers?

How many?

You do often?

you had your question, dick. Your turn.

Truth.

I thought that was boring

Only when boring people choose it.

When did you know you like guys?

I think you do not know what sexy is

You want to switch to dare?

No. You will dare me to brush my teeth, probably.

Thirteen. I was watching Olympics and I kept getting hard for boy swimmers.

You didn't think it was a fluke?

What is fluke? Dictionary says fish?

No, fluke means something that happens once

I jerk off four times after watching 200m, so is not fluke.

but how did you know you didn't just like looking at them?

I thought it is one question

Right.

You are lucky I am so nice

Year later I get a handjob from coach's son. Is pretty clear I like more than looking.

Wow. That's so young.

I am old for my age.

Truth or Dare?

Truth.

😈

You have to answer three. Is fair, yes?

God. Fine.

How do you play with your ass?

My fingers.

How many?

Mostly two. I did three, but only once.

Do you ever think about being fucked?

Come on.

Answer. Do you?

Yes. All the time.

My turn now. Truth.

Have you ever fucked a guy?

Oh yes.

So, you like that?

Fucking? Yes, very much.

Do they like it?

Very, very much

How do you do it?

No, this is too many questions. Is your turn.

Truth or Dare?

Dare.

I said dare.

Rozanov?

Did you die?

No, seriously, Rozanov - are you okay?

Rozanov?

Fuck. Sorry, I am alive.

Jesus, what the fuck?

I was seriously beginning to think you had a heart attack.

No, my computer is broken.

Oh shit, really?

What happened? You get a virus?

No.

Did you drop it?

It dropped, yes.

How the hell did you manage that?

My father came home early. He did not know I missed school. It dropped when we argued.

Fuck. Is it wrecked?

Yes. But I will use phone until I can get a new one.

Did your dad see anything?

See what? My dick?

Oh my God, no, you freak

Did he see the messages

🙄 No, Hollander, your secret is safe

His English is terrible, anyway

Oh. Well, that's good.

Are you feeling any better, at least?

I just got back from practice. I feel like shit.

What? But you're sick.

No shit.

You're going to fuck yourself over. And your team.

I am too tired for this bullshit.

Only wanted to say I am alive.

Goodnight.

Shit. Sorry.

Goodnight. Feel better.

I'm glad you're okay.

Hollander

Have you seen Transformers movie?

With the robots that turn into trucks and cars and stuff?

Yes

No, lol

It looked dumb

Wow. You are blind on the ice, you are blind off the ice.

Is very sad for you.

I take it you're a fan

Yes. Sveta brought a copy home with her and we watched tonight.

Is very exciting. Did you see camaros? They are so beautiful. When I become NHL player, this is first thing I will buy.

You should probably hire a money manager to protect you from your own bad taste.

No, my taste is very good. Transformers is perfect movie. Big explosions, beautiful cars, beautiful Megan Fox.

Wouldn't Shia LaBeouf be more your speed?

Because he is man?

I like both, I told you this.

No, because of the S name

What?

You have a thing for them, remember?

Sveta, Sasha.

Me, I guess.

😂

Maybe she'll change her name to SMegan and you'll actually have a chance

No, I will be famous NHL player. This is all the chance I need.

A movie star isn't going to date a second place draft pick, dumb ass.

Good thing I will be first, then 😘

Will you send me dick pic?

No

😭

But you are so shit at describing

I'm not sending you a dick pic, asshole. That's so dumb.

You do not need to write your name on it.

Even if someone saw it, how would they know it is world famous Shane Hollander?

Still no

What if I go first?

Rozanov, no

You do not want to see my dick?

I didn't say that, it's just a really bad idea

Are you alone?

Yes.

Jesus Christ

Impressed?

I'm deleting it

I don't believe you

Have fun 😉

Send me something pretty when you finish

Fuck off, Rozanov

What is this?

What does it look like?

A dick.

Yep.

What the fuck, Hollander?

You said you wanted a picture.

Yes, but this is not picture! This is Mickey Mouse dick!

Lol, what?

Black and white cartoon dick

I think I did a pretty good job, actually.

I cannot jerk off to this.

I believe in you.

I hate you.

Finally remember what day it is?

🖕🖕🖕

Did you see scoring race?

How did I know you were going to bring this up?

So you did see?

Does it matter what I say?

Not really.

Okay, go ahead and tell me.

Top two spots are very interesting.

First is Evgeni Malkin. Do you know where he is from?

Russia.

And number two is Alexander Ovechkin.

Also from Russia.

And number three?

Eh. Some no-name Canadian, I think. Very boring.

Wow. Did you just call Sidney fucking Crosby a no-name player?

Who?

You are unbelievable

Wake up.

It's time.

I don't care if it's 4AM

Get your ass up for the cup, Rozanov!

Fuck you

Eat dick

Go Penguins

You've got to be kidding me

Go go go

After the shit you talked about Crosby?

I don't remember this. I think you are liar.

You called him a no-name Canadian.

No, I was talking about you, probably.

I can't wait until the Red Wings make you cry.

Should we make a bet?

Depends on the bet.

Oh, I forgot. You are big baby. I remember now.

Name the fucking terms, asshole.

If Penguins win, you send me video of you playing with your ass.

Video, not drawing. Yes?

And if I win?

What do you want?

I don't know. Something equally embarrassing.

Oh, like wearing Centaurs jersey. That would be very embarrassing.

Okay, asshole, how about this

You have to wear women's underwear. And send me a picture as proof.

Wow.

You are big pervert.

No I'm not!

No, you are right.

You are huge, gigantic pervert. Number one Ottawa pervert.

Stanley Cup of pervert.

Oh, fuck you. Shut up and watch the game.

Oh shit

I didn't expect you to actually follow through

I always keep my promise.

Are those actually women's underwear?

Yes, of course.

Where did you get them?

Sveta came over to wish me happy birthday, so I asked to borrow.

Did you have sex with her?

Obviously

Cool. Good for you.

But I have much more energy left

So, is no problem if you want to wish me happy birthday, too 😉

Happy birthday.

That is not what I mean.

Happy birthday

Guess who's going to the draft today?

No.

Come on

If you think really hard I bet you can figure it out

You are worst friend.

Go Ottawa!

Is so embarrassing to be best friends with Centaurs fan.

Just wait until I drag you to a game.

I will die first.

View will be better next year

Okay, back home

You're probably asleep

It was really fun

And kind of weird

You ever get nervous thinking about it?

Nevermind

Ignore me

You around?

Yes.

You busy?

No. Why?

My mom and dad left for some charity thing in Montreal

And?

Well, they're staying overnight

And I've got the house to myself

Ohhh

You are horny

I just thought you'd want to talk, okay?

Okay 😏

What should we talk about?

Remember at WJC? When you came to my hotel room?

No. Was so boring, I forget already.

Okay, dumb question.

But I just keep wondering what would've happened if I hadn't kicked you out.

You would have passed out, I think.

Maybe vomit.

Oh my God.

No, both, probably. Vomit first, then pass out

Jesus Christ, fine. Forget last year.

What about this year?

Hard to say. Will you have private room again?

I think so. I can ask my parents.

Fuck, Hollander.

Talk more about begging your parents for money.

Is so sexy.

You know what? Maybe I'll just go jerk off alone.

Stop saying sexy things or I'll come

Asshole

😂

Okay, okay. WJC. Private room.

You want to know what I will do.

Probably just talk a bunch of shit, like you always do.

No, I think my mouth will be too busy for talking.

Yeah?

Yes. I will be sucking your tits.

What the fuck, Rozanov?

What?

I don't have tits you shit head

You are not woman but you have tits

And I want to suck them

Fuck off

I promise you will like it

Try. You will see.

I'm blocking you.

Play with your nipples, first

If you don't like, then you can block

Fine

Are you doing it?

Yes

Does it feel good?

yes

Will feel even better when it's my mouth

Okay, but do you have to call them tits?

yes 🥰

Jesus Christ

I want to fuck your tits

I want to come on them

oh fuck

first I come on tits

then mouth

then ass

youre not fucking me before a game

yes okay

but what about fingers?

what if I bring toy?

what toy

something just right for fucking

won't make you sore.

make you crazy

yes fuck please

I can show you

make it so good

keep thinking about that

can't stop thinking about it

I'll put my cock in your mouth

and fuck you with toy

same time

roznov please

want to come please

yes fuck fuck

Better?

Yeah. Better.

Hey, so I'm going to be going to the cottage for a couple weeks for vacation

Service is really shitty up there so I don't know if I'll be able to talk

Okay

Just didn't want you to think I was ignoring you

Again.

Yeah. Well.

When do you come back?

Well, we're going straight from there to Calgary for this orientation camp I was invited to, probably won't have much time to talk then. But going home after that.

Mr. Popular

I guess, lol

I'll be home by the 29th

I won't even notice

Okay. Well. Have fun while I'm gone.

I will.

You have reception?

If I am better hockey player, say nothing

I hate your stupid cottage.

Miss me?

You were gone?

Can you believe it's our last year of high school?

Finally

You don't like school?