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Part 6 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
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Operation Janebear

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James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports?
2.5K retweets 615 quote tweets 4.5K likes

 
The internet searches for the couple responsible for the viral Reddit posts, and Ilya and Shane address the rumours....in their own way.

Chapter 1

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Potential PR risk                                                                                     Tue, August

Shane Hollander-Rozanov <[email protected]>                              15, 2023,

to Harris, Farrah, Ilya                                                                               10:39 AM   

 

Good morning, 

Ilya and I have something to admit. Over the years, we have both anonymously posted to the website Reddit seeking relationship advice. Early in our relationship, we created aliases “Jane” and “Lily” to protect our reputations as straight rivals. We used these aliases again for these posts, and for the most part, this has protected our identities. 

See posts here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/search/?q=Lesbians&cId=9dc784e6-2cbb-4465-9629-5b4943ee7663&iId=53c5d91d-4f4f-42e8-a027-2f68d51b1549  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_72UnvcmC0 (post was deleted but is read at 31:30) https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/

We both assumed nobody would remember our posts, but unfortunately, they’ve gained a lot of traction online and have developed a fan following. The fandom is named “Janebear” and can be found across a range of social media websites. 

We both apologise for any additional work or PR complications our actions may cause for you and the team. These posts were written during a time we both felt very isolated due to the secrecy of our relationship, and so we sought out support in the only way we thought we could. 

We have kept our social media presence private for obvious reasons, but Ilya and I have discussed the topic in depth, and we no longer wish to hide this side of our relationship. 

As you are aware, Ilya and I have avoided publicly sharing details of our relationship since we were outed. Our online presence as Jane and Lily has been the primary reason for this. Some internet users have already begun to draw comparisons between our relationship and Janebear since we were outed (see documents attached), and because we shared so much of our relationship in those posts, there is very little we can say about ourselves without worrying that it will be what exposes our identities. We aren’t interested in being another scandal, but being afraid every time we see our names trending or in the papers isn’t any better. 

Ilya and I have spent too long afraid to talk about our relationship, and we’re done. It’s exhausting, and we would rather take the backlash of whatever people think about history or the crap we said online than do this any longer. 

We want to share this on our own terms this time.

Kind regards,

Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov 


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[Screenshot 1]

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

The Janebear are secretly Hollanov theory timeline evidence broken down:

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear first met in 2008 in Jane’s country VS Hollanov first met in 2008 at the World Junior Hockey Championships in Saskatchewan Canada, Shane’s home country. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear met two more times in 2009 VS Hollanov met two more times in 2009- at the International Prospect Cup and the 2009 World Junior Hockey Championships. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear first hooked up when they met again in 2010 for a shoot VS Hollanov recorded a ad together for CCM in 2010. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

[end of screenshot 1] 

[screenshot 2] 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear had a casual relationship, while living in separate countries and seeing eachother a few times a year VS Hollanov lived in separate countries (US & Canada) and saw each other every few months at games/ NHL events. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Lily posted about Jane visiting her home in November 2016 VS a day later Hollander played against the Bearsin Ilya’s city (Boston) the day prior to the post. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Lily updated her post saying Jane was now in a “straight relationship” on December 2nd 2016 VS Shane Hollander begins public relationship with movie star Rose Landry on December 1st 2016. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

[end of screenshot 2] 

[screenshot 3]

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Lily updates that she will see Jane in a week (roughly late Jan) for a work event, during which they will work closely for the first time VS Hollander and Rozanov attend NHL All-Stars on the 30th Jan during which they played on the same team for the first time. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

March 10th 2017 Lily updates post from her home country where she is attending her fathers funeral VS March 8th-14th Rozanov returned to Russia for his fathers funeral. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

April 20th 2017 Lily updates that Jane was hospitalized the day before due to an unknown accident VS April 19th Shane Hollander is hurt on the ice resulting in a concussion and broken collarbone. Ilya Rozanov was spotted visiting him. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

[end of screenshot 3] 

[screenshot 4]

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear begin officially dating sometime in 2017 VS Hollanov post in 2021 that they have been dating for years. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

16th September 2018 Jane posts about fight about opening relationship VS Boston and Montreal played a game in Boston on the 14th of September.

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Sometime between 2017-2021 Lily moves to Jane’s hometown 2hrs away from Jane, damaging her career VS November 2018 Rozanov signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, a less successful team in Shane Hollanders hometown Ottawa, 2hrs from Montreal.

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Jan-March 4th 2021 Lily almost dies in an accident involving fire VS January 11th 2021 Ilya Rozanov and his team are involved in an emergency plane landing where an engine supposedly caught fire. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

[end of screenshot 4] 

[screenshot 5] 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Jan- March 4th 2021- Jane proposes after reuniting with Lily VS Hollander and Rozanov get married July 2021 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

March 4th 2021- Lily shares blurry photo of a dog during Reddit AMA VS March 1st 2021 Centaurs Instagram posted a photo of Rozanov with his new dog Anya.

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

Janebear have not updated since Hollanov’s relationship was outed by the Hayden Pike Fanmail incident. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

I will be posting another thread with evidence related to personal similarities between Jane/ Shane and Lily/ Ilya. A couple matching dates is a coincidence, but THIS MANY?- 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

[end of screenshot 5] 

[screenshot 6] 

Kayla @hollanovhattrick· 4 months ago

THIS is evidence that Jane and Lily are the fake identities of none other than first Husbands of Hockey Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. 

836 retweets  524 quote tweets 2.3K likes 

      Noah @ILY-ALOT-ROZ· 4 months ago

      @HollanovHattrick

      WAIT WAIT You’re kind of cooking here. 

      327 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.9K likes 

      Sara @ILY-ALOT-ROZ· 4 months ago

      @HollanovHattrick

      Okay these dates are crazy, but I just cannot see men's hockey superstars pretending to be lesbians on the internet. Like that’s just bananas. 

     327 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.9K likes 

      Evie @PaegentPricess  4 months ago

       @HollanovHattrick

      Why are y’all still playing detective? Janebear literally came out already. 

     327 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.9K likes 

            Kayla @hollanovhattrick  4 months ago

           @PaegentPrincess

           Are you talking about those Miss Universe contestants who got married? They’ve literally denied it a dozen times. The facts don’t even match up anyway. 

           327 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.9K likes 

               Evie @PaegentPricess  4 months ago

               @HollanovHattrick

              And? Janebear literally said in the AMA that they wouldn’t reveal their identities publicly. Of course, they denied it. 

            327 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.9K likes 

[End of screenshot 6]

Attachment [youtube link: Chronically online girl explains the Janebear Hollanov conspiracy theory.] 


RE: Potential PR risk                                                    Tue, August

Harris Drover <[email protected]>                                                        15, 2023,

To Shane,  Farrah, Ilya                                                                                                     10:52 AM   

Good morning, 

Never a boring day working with you two. You’re so lucky you’re good at hockey. I should have known that story was about you two. 🤦

Give me a day to consume every mention of this on the internet, and I’ll get back to you. 

You both owe me a coffee, 

Harris 

 

Harris Drover 

Senior Director of Communications

Ottawa Centaurs 

Ph: +1 905-833-5459

National Hockey League 

Ottawa 613  |  Ontario |  Canada 


RE: Potential PR risk                                                    Wed, August

Harris Drover <[email protected]>                                                        16, 2023,

To Shane,  Farrah, Ilya                                                                                                     2:13 AM   

Okay, so,  

You both revealed A LOT about your relationship and careers on these posts. Have you really been seeing eachother since 2010? That’s…wow. 

The main areas of concern from a PR standpoint would be any pushback from the league over criticisms made in these posts. As you posted anonymously and never outright criticized anyone identifiable, doubt there would be a case for defamation or breach of contract. I would like to confirm this with Jasmine from legal, if you would be alright with me sharing this with her. 

While I don’t think there are grounds for a legal issue, we should anticipate pushback from the league especially considering previous issues you have had with higher-ups, and the allegations of discrimination by the Metros implied by your post. 

It’s honestly a miracle this hasn’t blown up in our faces yet. Thankfully, right now, you are only one of the popular theories around Janebears identity, thanks to Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina coming out as a married couple last year. They have denied being responsible for the posts, but this hasn’t stopped many fans from believing it’s them anyway. 

I agree that taking control of this narrative is the best path, and I would be happy to help you do this on your own terms this time. 

What did you have in mind? The way I see it, we have two options. We could either hard-launch by releasing a statement or video confirming your identities, or we could soft-launch by sharing select pieces of information that would inadvertently confirm the theory. People are less shocked or interested in something the 10th time it’s “confirmed,” and it would hopefully allow us to avoid another media frenzy. 

Let me know what you think is best. I’m going to sleep now, 

Harris 

 

Harris Drover 

Senior Director of Communications

Ottawa Centaurs 

Ph: +1 905-833-5459

National Hockey League 

Ottawa 613  |  Ontario |  Canada 


RE: Potential PR risk                                                                                                      Wed, August

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander <[email protected]>                                                           16, 2023,

To Harris, Shane,  Farrah,                                                                                               7:51 AM   

Morning!

We like option two. It would be fun to fuck with the internet a little bit first. 

What do you have in mind? 

Roz.


RE: Potential PR risk                                                                                                       Wed, August

Shane Hollander- Rozanov <[email protected]>                                                     16, 2023,

To Harris, Ilya,  Farrah,                                                                                                    8:11 AM   

Good morning, 

You are welcome to include legal and Rebecca in this. Their input would be helpful, thank youl. I would also be more comfortable with the soft launch approach. It sounds less overwhelming, and limiting the pushback as much as possible would be preferable. 

Kind regards, 

Shane Hollander- Rozanov. 


RE: Potential PR risk                                                                                                         Wed, August

Harris Drover <[email protected]>                                                                             16, 2023,

To Harris, Ilya,  Farrah,                                                                                                    11:31 AM   

Good morning, 

Are you both free after practice this afternoon? 

I have a few ideas for Operation Janebear, 

Harris. 

 

Harris Drover 

Senior Director of Communications

Ottawa Centaurs 

Ph: +1 905-833-5459

National Hockey League 

Ottawa 613  |  Ontario |  Canada 

Notes:

Sorry not much happened in this chapter, but there is more to come😎
The paegent queens mentioned are a real couple Miss Argentina Mariana Varela and Miss Puerto Rico Fabiola Valentín, who got married in 2022.
Thanks for reading!

Chapter 2

Notes:

Hope you enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

OttawaCentaurs✔️ • following

[START OF VIDEO.]

 

Troy Barret, carrying two coffees and smiling, and whoever is behind the camera. 

HARRIS

“Are you ready for the question of the day?” 

BARRETT 

“Isn’t that Rebecca’s job now?”  

HARRIS

“Rebecca is sadly sick, so you’re stuck with me.” 

BARRETT

“Oh, okay.” 

HARRIS

“I’m going to ignore your lack of enthusiasm and get started. What song have you been listening to recently? 

BARRETT

“Well, you were playing Taylor Swift in the car.” 

HARRIS

“This isn’t about me. What have you been playing on your own? Like, what have you been listening to when you work out?” 

Troy gently puts down a coffe and takes out his phone to scroll for a moment. 

BARRETT

“Um.. Boyz in Paris by Marnik? I added that to my playlist the other day. Does that work?”

HARRIS

“Sure.” 

*A snippet of song plays over clip of Troy skating during practice. 

Wyatt and Dykstra  in the locker room, putting on their skates. 

HARRIS

What song have you been listening to recently? 

WYATT

“Save me by Remy Zero!” 

*A snippet of the song plays over clip of Wyatt blocking a shot during practice.  

DYKSTRA

“The Feud by the front bottoms!”

Ilya groans loudly in the background.. 

DYKSTRA 

**** OFF!

*A snippet of song plays over clip of Dykstra skating. 

HARRIS

“Roz, what song have you been listening to lately?” 

ROZANOV 

“Pitbull! I like Fireball. Or the one about room service.” 

*A snippet of song plays over clip of Ilya scoring a goal. 

HARRIS

“How about you, Hollander?” 

HOLLANDER

“What’s that song you said reminds you of us? 

ROZANOV

“You mean our wedding song?” 

HOLLANDER

“No, the Canadian one.” 

ROZANOV

“Ah, Shania Twain. You’re Still the One.” 

HOLLANDER

“Yes, that one.” 

*Snippet of song plays over clip of Ilya assisting one of Shane’s goals. 

HARRIS

“Shane, please tell me you didn’t forget who Shania Twain is. She’s a Canadian icon!” 

HOLLANDER

“Only for a second.” 

HARRIS

“Canada, please don’t take his citizenship. We need him for the Olympics.” 

*CUT

BOOD 

“Don’t stop believing by Journey!” 

*A Snippet of song plays over clip of Bood cheering on a teammate. 

HARRIS

“How about you, Haas? What song have you been listening to lately?” 

LUCA

“I like Moon song by Phoebe Bridgers.” 

*A snippet of song plays over a clip of Luca skating during practice.

HARRIS

“See you all tomorrow for another question of the day!”

[END OF VIDEO.]

 

OttawaCentaurs ✔️Give the Centaurs music recommendations a listen, and let us know who has the best taste. 

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️Don’t tell our fans to listen to Dykstra’s music. This is a violation of human rights. 

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                    Evan Dykstra ✔️ 🖕🖕🖕

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Jennifer Wilson Holzy and Roz are so cute 😍😍😍 #HockeyHusbands 

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Katrina Pérez omg Moon song??? Haas you dropped this 👑🙇‍♀️

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Sam Richards omg not Hollanov and Janebear liking the same songs… maybe the internet is onto something 👀

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              Mickey Ferguson omg right??? Not to rpf on main, but…🔍👀

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              Carla Martin  Y’all are going to hurt yourselves reaching so far 🙄

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Daniel Allington In Hollanders defense, he at least remembered she was a Canadian. 

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                    Dina Daniels Not good enough. Dude is a Canadian 90s kid, he should know Shania Twain’s name. 👨‍⚖️🏛️

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Exclusive 

NHL All-Star Shane Hollander opens up about his struggle with his sexuality.

September 1st, 2023

Written by Damien De Laurentiis 

 

[Photo of Shane posed in his Ottawa Centaurs uniform with pride tape on his hockey stick.] 

 

Shane Hollander at NHL Pride Night. 

 

NHL All-Star Shane Hollander shares about being in denial about being gay, his history with women, and his queer identity. 

Speaking to PinkNews in an exclusive interview following a record- breaking first season with the Ottawa Centaurs, Hollander shares that he is proud to be a gay man, but has not always felt that way. 

“I never had a problem with anyone's queerness, but my own. I had a very clear picture of the life and career I wanted, and being gay was not a part of it.” 

“So, I didn’t let myself consider being gay as a real option. Instead, I clung onto the idea that I would find the right woman one day.” 

Hollander went on to share how thankful he is to his ex-girlfriend, the star of X-Squad: Rise Again, and the Patriot Games, Rose Landry. 

“Rose is one of my favourite people on this earth. Dating her is what made me face it that there will never be a ‘right woman’ for me, because if I were capable of being happy with a woman, it would have been her. Rose was actually the one who sat me down and asked if I might be gay. She was really kind about it, and I am forever thankful for her.” 

Hollander and Rose Landry split in early 2017, after a short-lived public relationship. The stars have been photographed together numerous times since, and Rose Landry has been outspoken about her support for her ex-boyfriend and his Husband, Captain Ilya Rozanov, and even attended their wedding in 2021. 

Hollander added, “I am proud to be gay, and I am proud to be a part of the growing community of openly queer NHL players. I hope the next generation of players don’t feel like they have to choose between their careers and their identities the way I did.” 

 

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Rose Landry ✔️@RealRoseLandry · 3hrs ago
😘 😘 😘 Proud of you @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer  

2.5K retweets  1.3K quote tweets 13K likes 

Shane Hollander✔️@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · 2hrs ago

Replying to @RealRoseLandry
    Thanks, Rose ❤️  I don’t know where I’d be without you. 

2.5K retweets  1.3K quote tweets 13K likes 

  Julia @HollandryForever  · 2hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      STAHPP!! MY HOLLANDRY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS 😍 😭

  10 retweets  4 quote tweets 31K likes 

   James @LandryLad · 2hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      Can you guys PLEASE stop with the shipping? They are literally talking about Rose helping Shane accept the fact he is GAY! This is just disrespectful at this point. 

  19 retweets  4 quote tweets 91 likes 

  Sam @QueerAndFullOfFear  · 1hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      Not Rose having to come out to Shane for him 😂 That’s some queen shit. 👸

  81 retweets  61 quote tweets 301 likes 

  Harry @JustOverTheRainbow · 1hr ago

  Replying to @QueerAndFullOfFear

FR! She really said, “There is something wrong in this relationship, and I know it aint me,” and clocked his gay ass 🌈

  21 retweets  8 quote tweets 211 likes
       

  Georgie @JanebearBrainrot · 1hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      The way this is literally JaneRedditUser_1410. This is EXACTLY how she described the relationship with her ex. 

  101 retweets  8 quote tweets 91 likes 

  Georgie @JanebearBrainrot · 1hr ago

  Replying to @JanebearBrainrot
      Right??? I know everything is hung up on their genders, but the way Jane described her ex helping her through her sexuality is giving WOMAN. Like, show me a straight man with that level of emotional intelligence. 

  41 retweets  20 quote tweets 105 likes 

  Jenna @YourDadJustCallsMeKatyaa· 1hr ago

  Replying to @JanebearBrainrot
      Not just any woman. It’s giving Rose “THE ALLY” Landry. That girl has been a judge on Drag Race almost as many times as Ross Matthews at this point. 

  81 retweets  41 quote tweets 128 likes 

  Dani @HollanderHoe  · 1hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      Shane and Rose’s friendship is everything to me. 😭😭😭

  81 retweets  61 quote tweets 301 likes 

  Kayla @Hollanovhattrick  · 1hr ago

  Replying to @RealRoseLandry
      YALL LOVE PROVING ME RIGHT!!! 

  131 retweets  91 quote tweets 1.2K likes 

  Kayla @Hollanovhattrick  · 1hr ago

  Replying to @Hollanovhattrick
      READ THESE AND TELL ME THESE ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE.

  404 retweets  151 quote tweets 2.5K likes 

[screenshot of Jane’s reddit post with the highlighted words: “I dated someone of the opposite sex, and had sex twice (not very successfully), and this failed relationship played a big part in helping me accept myself.”] 

[screenshot of from Lily and Jane’s AMA with the following response highlighted: “We were in a weird place at the time, so I talked to my very platonic, good friend who had the misfortune of dating me before I knew I was gay.” 

[Jane and her new partner broke up. You are right, Jane told me that she is 100% gay]

  Kayla @Hollanovhattrick  · 1hr ago

  Replying to @Hollanovhattrick
      Not to mention Jane and her partner literally met at a party the same week Shane and Rose met at a “get together with mutual friends.” 

  221 retweets  109 quote tweets 1.1K likes 


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Lisa @fem4freddos · 1hr ago
Can we PLEASE let wlw ships be? The theory that they were secretly hollanov was funny at first, but it's gone way too far. #Hollanov 

1.2K retweets  900 quote tweets 3K likes 

Edith @GayRightsAndWrongs · 1hr ago
Okay, but Jane and Lily literally said that they created these names/ identities to hide their relationship. Why would they pretend to text women if they were in the closet, unless they were closeted men? #Hollanov #Janebear

3.9K retweets  2.6 quote tweets 5.1K likes 

Georgie @JanebearBrainrot · 1hr ago
@GayRightsAndWrongs

YES! Not to mention Jane and Lily are literally just the fem versions of the names Shane and Ilya. #Hollanov 

726 retweets  134 quote tweets 1.1K likes 

Jess @wlwrivalry · 1hr ago
Me, whenever I see more evidence that Janebear are secretly those Hockey Gays 

[photo of Mariah Carey at a red carpet, putting on sunglasses, captioned: “I can’t read suddenly. I don’t know.” #Janebear #PleaseDontMakeMeLearnAboutSports #ImJustHereForTheGirlKissers

3.9K retweets  716 quote tweets 5K likes 

Felicity @ButImAPaegentQueen · 1hr ago
Guys, Jane didn’t invent comp het 😒 #Janebear 

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Felicity @ButImAPaegentQueen · 1hr ago
@ButImAPaegentQueen 

Just because that Hockey player realized he was gay in the same month as Jane, it does not mean they’re the same person 🤨 

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Hannah @JusticeForJanebear · 1hr ago
My Janebear ❤️#Janebear 

[photo of Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico laughing with their arms around each other.]

1.7K retweets  812 quote tweets 3.3K likes 

Dina @SeriousSapphic · 1hr ago
@JusticeForJanebear 

Mariana and Fabiola have literally said it’s not them. Not to mention Jane is canonically Asian, and both of those women are Latina. Y’all need to let it go. 

1.1K retweets  601 quote tweets 1.7K likes 

Hannah @JusticeForJanebear · 1hr ago
@SeriousSapphic

They were in the closet 🤷‍♀️ maybe they changed details to protect their identities. 

71 retweets  23 quote tweets 122 likes 

Georgie @JanebearBrainrot · 1hr ago
@JustiveForJanebear

Yeah…like their genders. #Hollanov #Janebear #HollanovAreJaneBear 

511 retweets  201 quote tweets 891 likes 

James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports? 

2.5K retweets  615 quote tweets 4.5K likes 

IlyaRozanov✔️ • following

[Photo of Shane holding a huge bouquet of lilies.]

IlyaRozanov ✔️For my new alternate captain @ShaneHollanderHockeyplayer  💐🧸Don’t tell, but I have a little crush on him.🤭

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                    ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer  Looking forward to playing with you again this year, Captain ❤️

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                     OttawaCentaurs: We love our Captains! 

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 Z_Boodram:  Where are my flowers? 😔Is he your new favourite alternate captain? 

 2w      712  likes    Reply   

                     IlyaRozanov: In my defense, he is my favourite everything. 

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                     IlyaRozanov: Except Hockey Player. For that, I am my own favorite. 

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 _Akira_Inoue_:  I SHIP IT!!! 😍

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Hannah_Harrington:  LILLIES??? A BEAR EMOJI??? Are they fucking with us??

 2w      712  likes    Reply   

                    Nadia_Abtahi: RIGHT! But are they fucking with us because they’ve seen the theories and they think it’s funny, or are they fucking with us because IT’S ACTUALLY THEM! 

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Riley_Ferguson “I have a little crush on him.” YOU ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

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Trending in Canada

1- Trending

#REPTV

8,381 tweets 

2- Entertainment 

#PrimadonnaGirls 

6,732 tweets 

3-Sports 

#AdmiralsVSRaiders 

5,918 tweets 

4- Sports 

#Hollanov

3,212 tweets 

5- Sports

#JANEBEAR 

#3,212 tweets 

 

Mckenna @MackennaCombo· 1hr ago

     GUYS ILYA BOUGHT HIM FLOWERS 😭😭😭

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Mckenna @MackennaCombo· 1hr ago

     Rozanov absolutely found out about the Reddit post theory and immediately chose chaos. We love to see it. 

1.1K retweets  272 quote tweets 2.1K likes 

Shaydens third @LOVEu5everShanee· 1hr ago

    It’s giving love bombing… #Shayden #ShaneWeMissYou  #hollanov 🤢

31 retweets  45 quote tweets 82 likes 

Ethan @HollanderHoe · 1hr ago

@ShaydenTruther

You are not a Hollander fan. A real fan would never disrespect his marriage or want him to return to the toxic shithole that is the Montreal Metros. 

401 retweets  132 quote tweets 1.1K likes 

Ethan@RozanderRivalry · 1hr ago

What Reddit post is everyone talking about? help. #hollanov #idkwhatsgoingonbutilyhollanov #hockeyhusbands 

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🏑🏑🏑@HollandersHole · 1hr ago

@RozanderRivalry 

Here you go! Here’s a masterlist of the different posts by an anonymous couple believed to be hollanov  https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/ 

1.1K retweets  401 quote tweets 2.9K likes 

Finn @HockeyHomo · 1hr ago

I assumed Hollanov got together at All Stars in 2017, but if that Reddit post was really written by them, then they’ve been a thing for THIRTEEN YEARS 🤯That’s longer than they’ve been playing for the NHL #Janebear #Hollanov 

3.1K retweets  272 quote tweets 6.3K likes 

Kendall 🏑@HoopsadnHockey · 1hr ago

@HockeyHomo

Lily said she fell in love with Jane when they first met in 2008…That’s fifteen years 😵‍💫 I need to sit down. 

2.1K retweets  272 quote tweets 3.1K likes 

Finn @HockeyHomo · 1hr ago

Omg you’re right…like was there ever even a rivalry? I thought this was enemies to lovers, but was it just a cover? 

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OttawaCentaurs✔️ • following

REBECCA 

“Today's question of the day is very close to my heart as the social media manager. Bood, what is your favourite social media platform?” 

BOOD 

‘Well, I’ve been having fun posting to my new TikTok account  BarbequeWithBood, so probably TikTok.” 

 

 REBECCA 

“Troy, what is your favourite social media platform?”

 BARRETT

“Definitely Instagram.” 

 REBECCA 

“And where can we find you on Instagram?” 

 BARRETT

“My handle is TroyBarrettOfficial.” 

 

REBECCA 

“Hollander, what is your favourite social media platform?” 

HOLLANDER

“My favourite social media platform?” 

Shane looks off camera, seemingly at someone standing behind Rebecca, and sighs. 

“My favourite social media platform is Reddit, but if you want to keep up with me, you can find me at ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer on Twitter or Instagram. ” 

 

REBECCA 

“Chouinard, what is your favourite social media platform?” 

Chouinard 

“Twitter! And you can find me at NickChouinardHockey.” 

 

REBECCA 

“Luca, what is your favourite social media platform?” 

Luca is sitting on the bench, looking visibly nervous.

HAAS

“My favourite? I would say Tumblr.” 

REBECCA 

“And where can we find you on Tumblr?” 

Luca’s eyes go wide with panic. 

HAAS

“Can I change answer?”

REBECCA 

“Sure?” 

HAAS

“Twitter is my favourite, and you can find me at LucaHaasOfficial.” 

 

 REBECCA 

“Captain Rozanov, what is your favourite social media platform?” 

 ROZANOV

Rozanov is dressed in his uniform, standing on the edge of the rink, smirking at the camera. 

“I am popular all over internet, but my favourite…probably Reddit.” 

 REBECCA 

“And where can we find you on Reddit?” 

 ROZANOV

“I am in many different threads. Easy to find.” 

Rozanov winks at the camera and skates away. 

 

 

OttawaCentaurs ✔️ Don’t worry, Instagram, you’re my favourite social media platform. 

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Waverly_Henderson: HOLY SHIT IS THIS CONFIRMATION??? DID HOLLANOV JUST CONFIRM THEY WROTE THOSE REDDIT POSTS? 

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                    Katelyn_Collins!!!! THAT FUCKING WINK FROM ROZANOV. He knows exactly what he’s doing! 

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Janebear_Updates: Not Hollander and Rozanov confirming they have Reddit accounts 👀 Janebear that you? 

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guilliaaaa: Luca Haas’s reaction to being asked for his Tumblr username is so real. Those secrets are dying with me. 

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                                FanGirlFreakOut I just know that boy was on hockey rpf Tumblr before he was recruited. Do you remember when Harris had the team read thirst tweets and was blushing at being called an omega before they explained what it meant? He is one of us fr 

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DylanDobrick: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????? HOCKEY HUSBANDS GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELVES! 

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Trending in Canada

1- Trending

#GloriaGrey

8,381 tweets 

2- Entertainment 

#TacoTuesday 

6,732 tweets 

3-Social Media

#Reddit

5,918 tweets 

4- Sports 

#Hollanov 

3,212 tweets 

5- sports

#JANEBEAR 

3,212 tweets 

Kayla @Hollanovhattrick· 1hr ago

     I believe in gay rights because I am never wrong. #Hollanov #Janebear #impansexualbutforthedurationofthisjokeimgay

4.4K retweets  1.4K quote tweets 5.5K likes 

Jamie @YaoiOnIce 1hr ago

     THAT WINK???? ILYA ROZANOV-HOLLANDER WHAT DO YOU KNOW 

752 retweets  192 quote tweets 1.3K likes 

Tanner @TheSinnerBin 1hr ago

@YaoiOnIce 

     Wait, I could have sworn Shane said they went with Hollander-Rozanov. 

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Jamie @YaoiOnIce 1hr ago

    @TheSinnerBin 

    Apparently, they’re still arguing about whose name will go first, so they haven’t officially changed it yet. They said if they’re on different teams for All Stars this year the winner gets to pick. 

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Tanner @TheSinnerBin 1hr ago

@YaoiOnIce 

     Haven’t they been married for over a year? 😂I guess the rivalry wasn’t all fake lol.  

32 retweets  2 quote tweets 81 likes 

Lis @MultifandomKAOS· 1hr ago

     OMG HOLLANOV ARE JANEBEAR CONFIRMED??? 

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Joey @PurgatoryPolygamy 1hr ago

@MultifandomKAOS

     This is like the 7th time you’ve gotten my hopes up about the theory being “confirmed.” I feel like I’m back on Tumblr seeing Destiel go canon for the 20th time. 🫩

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June @JulyAugustSeptember · 1hr ago
When your favourite wlw ship is trending 😃😃😃#Janebear 

When you find out, people are only talking about a mlm ship 😑

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HollanovUpdates

Ottawa 2 days ago.

[clip of Shane and Ilya from a recent BuzzFeed interview.] 

 

“What is the most romantic gift your partner has given you?” 

Hollander quickly begins writing on his whiteboard, angling it out of Rozanov’s view. 

ROZANOV

“Am I writing most romantic gift Shane has given me, or what he thinks is the most romantic gift I have given him?” 

“You’re guessing Shane’s answer.”" 

ROZANOV 

“Ah…” 

Rozanov writes something, then puts down his pen. 

“Shane, reveal your answer.” 

HOLLANDER

Shane turns his whiteboard around, and reads his answer aloud. 

“A framed photo from the day we first kissed.” 

ROZANOV 

Ilya grins victoriously and turns his whiteboard around to reveal the words. 

“Photo of us laughing at CCM shoot.”

“Aww, that’s so sweet.” 

HOLLANDER

“We were a secret for a long time, so we never kept any photos of us. That photo is really special.” 

“Can I ask when that photoshoot was?” 

Ilya and Shane lock eyes, and Shane answers. 

“The summer before our rookie season, about thirteen and half years ago.” 

The interviewer is shocked silent for a moment before saying. 

“You have been together for your entire NHL careers?” 

Rozanov

“Not together, but…” 

 Hollander

“We were seeing eachother the entire time, yes.”  

 

[end of clip.]

 

Hollander and Rozanov in Buzzfeed’s “Newly Weds Game.” 

#Hollanov #ShaneHollander #IlyaRozanov #TheCentaurs #THEWHOLETIME 

Original audio. HollandryBeliever

 

RozanovsBearTat

HOLY SHIT 

2 days ago

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CentaurRider

THE SUMMER BEFORE ROOKIE SEASON

2 days ago

Reply

Smiling_Sarah

STOP YOU’RE TELLING ME HOLLANOV HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE THEY WERE LITERALLY TEENAGERS??? 

 

SPORTSANIMEPRINCESS

Wait a damn second, why does that story about the framed picture sound familiar. 

2 days ago

 

SPORTSANIMEPRINCESS

OH MY GOD THEY REALLY ARE THOSE REDDIT LESBIANS 

2 days ago

Reply

 

Notes:

Otherwise known as the five times Hollanov soft-launched and next chapter you'll get +1 time they hard launched,
I have work tomorrow, so I won't be able to get the final part out then, but hopefully it won't take me too long to finish it.

The songs mentioned in the first clip can all be found at this playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5mBVZwOFvB7oSKGLhxk70D?si=c79fa065378047f0
Wyatt's song was chosen as a play on both him being a goalie and him being a superhero nerd, as his song is the Smallville theme song.
I couldn't remember if we knew what music Dykstra played specifically, just that Ilya said it was terrible so I decided to go for a bit of a self roast and I made him listen to Midwest emo, one of my favourite genres, which I am sure Ilya and many others would fuckin hate. I chose the song "The Feud" by the front bottoms specifically because it reminds me of Shane's relationship with his sexuality.
Bood's song "Don't stop believng" is, of course, inspired by how long he stuck it out with the centaurs when everyone gave up on them.

Thanks for reading!

Chapter 3

Notes:

Hope you enjoy the final instalment of this series! ❤️
Alternative title for this series
“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people just think I’m autistic and lesbian”

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

r/Janebear 

 

u/ SapphicSandals 1 week ago

Okay, so they’re definitely those Hockey guys, right? 

DISCUSSION🗣️

I ignored the theory at first, because, well, it seemed outrageous, and then I kept trying to ignore it because I just didn’t want to lose one of my few successful sapphic ships. Like we were one of the few w/w ships to make the top 100 ships on ao3 last year, and turns out they were m/m the whole time??? 

I don’t blame Hollander and Rozanov. Anyone saying this is a “queerbait” or “sapphic-bait” or whatever needs to go touch grass, or talk to a real human being, or something. Using womens name was a smart-

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u/ TheWeeSnack 1 week ago 

Janebear meets Hollanov 

FAN WORK 🎨

[Digital art of two pageant queens pointing dramatically at Hollanov, who are pointing back at them in the style of the Spiderman meme.] 

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u/ VictuuriGoldMedal 1 week ago

Autistic Jane headcanons 😊

DISCUSSION🗣️

Disclaimer: I am not here to speculate about the real person behind Jane’s posts. 

I’m an autistic woman who didn’t get diagnosed until I sought it out myself in adulthood, and so I’ve always related deeply with the fanon character of Jane. 

Here are some of my personal headcanons that are definitely not just me projecting on her. 

  • Jane goes non-verbal when stressed. She can push through, but it takes effort like speaking a language you’re only half-fluent in. 
  • Jane hates perfume. She’s done a lot of perfume ads, and she always gets really overstumulated afterwards. She makes Lily open a window whenever she puts it on. 
  • Her parents also have undiagnosed autism, and share a lot of traits, so they just assumed…

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u/ Lilybear_1221  1 week ago. 

Thank you for your support. 

[Unseen photo of Shane and Ilya, smiling fondly at each other, holding coffee mugs, labelled “Lily” and “Jane.”]  

When I was seventeen, I met a man with beautiful freckles named Shane Hollander. 

When we were nineteen, I saved our contacts as “Lily” and “Jane,” so nobody would know what we were to each other. 

When I was twenty-five, I posted to Reddit and talked about our relationship for the first time, using the names I made to keep us a secret. I let you assume Jane is a woman, same as whenever my friends teased me about texts from ‘Jane.’ I am not sorry for this because it protected me, but more importantly, it protected Shane. 

For a long time, we did not talk to anyone about our relationship; we did not even really talk to each other about it. These Reddit posts were supposed to be like screaming into the void. When I wrote the first post, I told myself I would not even check the replies. I had never had good experience with people on the internet, so I assumed if I got any replies, it would be from unhelpful assholes like I am used to hearing from. 

Most of you were not assholes. You were helpful and reminded me of talking to my best friend. You made fun of me and called me a dumbass, and then you gave me good advice, listened as I complained about everything fucked in my life, and helped me be brave when I had spent so long being afraid. 

So, thank you, internet. I am sorry, I am not the pretty pageant queen you imagined, but not that sorry because I am very happy with the life I have now. 

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander. 

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 Janereddituser_1410

 1 week ago

The names Lily and Jane began as a lie, a way to hide who we are, and I hated it. The plan worked; my teammates caught me texting “Lily” and assumed she was some woman I was sleeping with. It never felt like success; it felt like a lie. So, I would usually panic and say I didn’t know what they were talking about, because I hated pretending to be something I’m not. It all just made me even more aware that I was not like my straight teammates, 

Posting to Reddit, as Jane did not feel like that. Instead, I found myself in a space where queerness wasn’t a punchline, or even novelty, for the first time in my life. I could talk openly about my partner, and apart from some dumb jokes, nobody blinked at the idea of us being gay, even if you didn’t know the specifics of my sexuality. 

My husband, Ilya, is still saved in my phone as Lily, and I don’t think that’s ever going to change. Jane and Lily began as a way to hide who we are, and to feed the idea that we are just as straight as everyone else we knew. Instead, thanks to these posts and the community of queer people who took our stories to heart, Jane and Lily became something really fucking gay in their own right, and I think that’s kind of beautiful. 

I am sorry if anyone is disappointed to learn we are not who you thought we were, but I am thankful for you and your support nonetheless. 

Thank you, 

Shane Hollander- Rozanov. 

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     HollanovHattrick 

     1 week ago

      OH MY GODDDD 

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              wlwrivalry  

             1 week ago

             Holy shit you were actually right. 

              4.1K

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     Icarusgirlwatchout 

     1 week ago

     Move over, Hozier, we have new honorary lesbians. 

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           Icarusgirlwatchout 

           1 week ago

           No, but for real, I would die for these goddamn hockey players. 

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     BearWithMeHollonov 

     1 week ago

     No, but seriously, what do you mean I’ve been shipping THE SAME COUPLE?? TWICE?? 

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     JanesGingerBeer 

     1 week ago

     I AM LITERALLY CRYING GUYYYYSSS 😭 LIKE I LOVE OUR GAY LITTLE COMMUNITY SO MUCH THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME!

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      SHAYDEN4EVER 

     1 week ago

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’VE ACCIDENTALLY BEEN SHIPPING FUCKING HOLLONOV FOR YEARS! 

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           Hollandershockeybutt 

           1 week ago

           Dude, we’ve known this for ages. They were not subtle.  

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             SHAYDEN4EVER 

             1 week ago

             I DIDN’T WANNA BELIEVE IT, OKAY??? I 

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     JanebearCottageCore 

     1 week ago

     Okay, the fact that even their straight personas became gay icons is everything to me. 

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      ILY-ALOT-ROZANOV

     1 week ago

      I became a Rozanov fan when everyone knew him as the “obnoxious Playboy asshole,” and I could not be more proud of him 😭

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      HollanovTruther 

     1 week ago

      THE COFFEE MUGS I CANNOT 😭 😭 😭  LIKE IT'S REALLY THEM THEY ARE ACTUALLY JANE AND LILY

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           LilyLadyLover 

           1 week ago

           I NEED THOSE MUGS THO! Would that be insane Ottawa Centaurs merch? Bc I would buy it!

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     ActuallyCloudy

     1 week ago

      I’m gonna need 10-20 business days to process the fact that I wrote a fic in college about Jane sitting in a cuck chair and watching her gf Lily have a threesome with Hollander and Rozanov. 

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          Lilybear_1221 

          1 week ago

           Sounds hot. 

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             ActuallyCloudy

            1 week ago

             OH MY GOD, TWO-TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ILYA ROZANOV, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! 

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      ILY-ALOT-ROZANOV

     1 week ago

       I came here from r/HockeyNews and oh my god what do you mean Hollander and Rozanov have actually been pretending to be lesbians on the internet, oh my god. 

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      thebriskmentality

     1 week ago

     Why is everyone freaking out? Didn’t they already confirm this????

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     brings_home_the_bacon  

     1 week ago

      Me learning Lily’s real identity: 

[meme of Scmitt from New Girl yelling: A WHITE MAN?! NO!” 

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     wlwrivalry

     1 week ago

      FINE OKAY I’LL START WATCHING HOCKEY 

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          Hollanovhattrick

          1 week ago

          WELCOME TO THE FANDOM BABY!!! 

           4.1K

            wlwrivalry

           1 week ago

           But I’m only watching Centaur games! I am here for the gay romance and the gay romance only. 

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               Hollanovhattrick

              1 week ago

              🏑❤️🌈

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     ShadyTouchdown 

     1 week ago

      If you told me five years ago that THE Shane Hollander, the most clean-cut, wholesome guy in the NHL bought a whole building to have secret gay sex with his nemesis Ilya Rozanov…I would piss myself laughing because I would NOT believe you. 

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           dramatic_hands

          1 week ago

           OH MY GOD THE GAY SEX BUILDING WAS SHANE HOLLANDER

            2.2K

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     imported_canonization 

     1 week ago

      So…who’s with me in continuing to treat Janebear as their own independent sapphic ship who happened to be created by men? You can pry the F/F tag from my cold, dead hands. 

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           CastingMoonshadows_81

          1 week ago

           No but FR. If my top ships can include Supergirl and Lena Luthor, who are basically Wlw Clex, and Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadows, who only became popular because of M/M clowning then I can keep shipping JaneBear. 

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              imported_canonization 

             1 week ago

              I already started a T4T Janebear fic where Shane and Ilya are their deadnames. I cannot and will not be stopped. 

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       HeartEyesHollander 

     1 week ago

      I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO SHIP YOU TOO MORE THAN I ALREADY DID OH MY GOD  

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   BarrettMyBeloved 

     1 week ago

     Shoutout to Ilya and Shane Hollander-Rozanov for officially apologising for being men. As they should tbh. 

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Notes:

I am so thankful for everyone who's stuck by me during this fic. The positive feedback I've gotten from this story has been so exciting and overwhelming, and has made me very happy so thank you ❤️

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