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1. I'm Just a Waffle Flipper by beemovieerotica

   Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, Other
   • Work in Progress

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Entei/Suicune (Pokemon)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Suicune (Pokemon)
   • Entei (Pokemon)

   Summary

   Elle has a gift: five months ago she met Arceus during a wild drug trip, and he granted her the gift of PokeSpeech. She can understand and fully converse with any Pokemon on Earth...but she doesn't want to. She would rather just do her own thing, hang out with her weed cat, and listen to some good tunes. But destiny finds her when a mysterious Pokemon collides with the front of her vehicle (alright, she was drinking and driving, so it's her fault) and thus begins a journey that will change her life forever.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,716

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   29

   Kudos:

   119

   Bookmarks:

   21

   Hits:

   501